Guynexttdoor:
lol tho i did my camp in mangu but was posted to jos south for my ppa , that place was fucking cold during camping with alot of puzzies lashed.

I love Jos so much, if it wasn't for the religious crisis, I would have relocated and start my life there, it's a lovely place to live and train your kids, even when the sun is shining, it's still cold

Millenniumlady:
I also want to know






The weather their suits your skin........





Do come back i won tell you something after this lock down

I mean picture Taye Diggs with a little bit of afro, that's how I look, besides that's not the point, you mind to share a story about your service year?

Millenniumlady:
Y'all should leave him alone

I tire for their matter o, focus has been shifted!!

JasonJidenna:
Okay oh, make person nor fan punny and carry bow legs to Lag oh...

You guys should just go and start using preek and toto to fork each other... and leave us to manage the stories here, please!

Liposure:
So i was posted 2 delta. Stumbled on busty girl an indigene. Her name was gloria. 4 two weeks. She was doing shakara 4 me. I no send am. One day, i de my own na so dis babe com play wit me 4 my house. Yanga de sleep trouble go wakeam. Naso we start 2 de play ludo. One thing led 2 another, we started forking. She kept saying Am sorry while i was busy pumping her wet pucy

my man!! This is a good one

kokakola:

Plateau is a nice place to serve if you'll just change your mindset about the place to a positive one. It starts from your mindset Miss.

Have you been to Kerrang water falls where SWAN water is produced?
What about the Crater Lake at Mangu Halle?

Mangu is a nice place with, 2nd after the Western region when it comes to the number of Professors; but their local and archaic mindset is raised to power 2.

It's only in Mangu you'll see a Dog berbecue seller with 4 different Masters degree certificates and he'll be using his proceeds to apply his Fifth Masters degree. Very educated and intelligent but local people.

They also don't joke with Burukutu (BKK), it's their blood tonic.

all facts bro!!!

Sammy07:


Yikpata in Kwara state??
I've not heard of that b4

I camped there

CorGier:
Okay I'll bite but I'll leave out some juicy details.

I was very angry about serving, one year of my life I'm never getting back. In camp I don't think I participated in any of their activities asides gyming, probably why they sent me to that shit-hole. It turned out the NFCS family Mama had a thing for me, she was older. I didn't even know her and I were in the same platoon, until she mentioned how she always observed my quiet, but pissed-off demeanor. I remember going to play football with the guys at the community pitch, bursted my big toe pretty badly and she helped care for me. Overly generous with my food ration too. Guys cut me eye me nobi small.

After reporting/resuming fully to our respective PPAs I paid her a visit. I met her female friend, a fellow corp member. Hours later one of the Batch C guys from her PPA joined us. The first chance we got alone we locked lips aggressively but had to break away to go meet the others. We all ate and gisted all through the night, Her and I on one mattress, her friend and the Batch C guy on the other. In the darkness we would kiss and grope each other while the other two kept the convo going. Soft moans from a nipple squeeze here, flesh sounds from an obvious handjób there. They surely knew what's up. In the morning her friend left for her room, the other guy humbly found his level. She came over to where I was sat and sucked the shït out of me. We both said our goodbyes and I left.
The following week she would come visiting, I had to leave CDS earlier to come welcome her. Again, she gobbled on my meatstick then she asked for it. Na her body I pour all the camp/service anger for. I rammed her so bad at a point the chick almost passed out on me fam. Anyway that was the first and the last time I hit that, she kept on insisting I let her visit again but I refused, only to show up unannounced while I was with another.

you did good and she wanted a rematch but you have your reasons for not hitting it again, nice one!!

Mine was in Osun state in one village called Ogbaogba, we were 5 corp members send to our PPA after one Xmas Like that I resume and find out that the other Corp members were still on thier way but the only lady among us has resume nah so we gist o till mid night, she went and took her bath and ask me to join her in her own room that she can't sleep alone nah so I join her we start having body contact nah so I I take remove her nite wear she take up my boxers we come do the thing till both of us lock up till date we no tell any body till we pass out.

kokakola:


What's are the main things that pisses you off about the place if I may ask?

First of all, apart from my ppa, where I was posted to, I tried looking for another side work and in this whole city, no reasonable job opportunities..The one I saw expected me to work 7-6pm and pay me 6k..As per what??

It's unsafe too.. Unlike Lagos where I could easily walk back home by 11 pm and still have peace of mind ( I am not saying that I am planning to stay outside until 11pm tho but just giving example) but once it is 8 pm, your heart is about to jump out of your soul..

Language barrier too..My ppa too is expecting full dedication and not ready to pay you for all your good works and headaches after teaching.. Paying 2k and still complaining. They never provided anything required by Nysc and not like I depended on them tho but they are just greedy people that want to use you without being appreciative..

Nothing like recreational centres to relax on your free days. No malls, no gym, it's not safe to go for morning runs too, weather is too harsh for my skin and I am totally dark now ( I am naturally light skinned)..

The guys are mostly sex starved monkeys.They turn every conversation to sex..Their girls sef..I have nothing to save about them..

I have to be careful of what I eat too.. I was admitted in February because of food poisoning..

I actually have a lot to complain about but maybe because I am used to Lagos life..But even in Lagos, I rarely go out but when I want to go, I usually have a place to visit unlike here sef..

I am tired

stinflame:


That's why it's called service, do it gladly and go home.
Am sure nothing on Earth will bring you back to Jos for a very long time if not Forever. Why not enjoy it despite it's not convenient.
Did mine in an interior to,but we light it up.

Thank you, that is what I am planning to do

Ishilove:

Which real shiit? That is how people mortgage their destinies on the altar of sex.

I disagree with this, personally I don't believe destinies are relatively tied with sex, every human has the ability to create or change his/her destiny in the course of their lifetime, information plays a huge part in this.
If you don't like how your life is turning out, you have the power to change it from negative to positive

Animelover:
Nigerian men and sex!
**Spits**

They’re having the sex with spirits

Millenniumlady:
I also want to know






The weather their suits your skin........





Do come back i won tell you something after this lock down

Aaahh... lefulefu run o!!!

kokakola:


What's are the main things that pisses you off about the place if I may ask?

co-ask!!

Lamanii22:




Damn...!

yea, I think this is the right word for the post, you too can share yours!!

Bismark707:
co-ask!!

I have answered the question

ekitimanalways:

Please how do black Americans look?

Okoroawusa:

Aaahh... lefulefu run o!!!

i don run

No, really dude. What do "black Americans" look like and why does looking like one make you special?

Bismark707:
the topic states you should share your Nysc tales if you have any, if not, I think it will be wise to sit back, relax and enjoy tales from others.
Cheers...

Ishilove:

I have sha said my own o. Pity somborri's punny because this lockdown is causing somewhere to be bringing out smoke...

lol, like yours?
Just kidding

Ishilove:

Which real shiit? That is how people mortgage their destinies on the altar of sex.

Babe what's your problem with sex?...I honestly wants to know.

Animelover:
Nigerian men and sex!
**Spits**

You love anime ?

JasonJidenna:
I am ready.... But I seek permission so I won't come in unannounced.

But I don't know how you are gonna ask, except you have airtime..

My smartphone is bad and due to lockdown, I have been unable to get anyone..

You can as well email the question if you don't have airtime

ladyGKilaBCrueD:
No, really dude. What do "black Americans" look like and why does looking like one make you special?

well since I snuck that little piece of information there, it might interest you that there is really nothing special about either being a black American or looking like one.
Do you really want to know why that little and irrelevant information was put there?

JasonJidenna:
Okay oh, make person nor fan punny and carry bow legs to Lag oh...

LMAO!!

You're a comedian

ogechchukwu:
Your mates are thinking of how to make money and their future you here telling us on how you f,,,,k a girl..


If I where you Fada I will disown you..

Shut up
And just for the record, you can never be his father, so shut up once more

I believe that was why I quoted you in the first place.

Bismark707:
well since I snuck that little piece of information there, it might interest you that there is really nothing special about either being a black American or looking like one.
Do you really want to know why that little and irrelevant information was put there?

Okoroawusa:

Babe what's your problem with sex?...I honestly wants to know.

None at all, darling.

Bismark707:
lol, like yours?
Just kidding

Heh. Yeyenatu

toolate2fail:
Mine was in Osun state in one village called Ogbaogba, we were 5 corp members send to our PPA after one Xmas Like that I resume and find out that the other Corp members were still on thier way but the only lady among us has resume nah so we gist o till mid night, she went and took her bath and ask me to join her in her own room that she can't sleep alone nah so I join her we start having body contact nah so I I take remove her nite wear she take up my boxers we come do the thing till both of us lock up till date we no tell any body till we pass out.

yea, nobody has to know, besides she was feeling you enough to give up the goods, you also took one for the team, big up!!

jawalis:
You folks are making researches on how to better lifestyles while you used your NYSC year chasing pussy. What a youth

Is it your youth