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Re: Apart From Straffing Mary, What Other Function Has God's Penis? by MuttleyLaff: 5:26pm On Apr 22, 2020 |
Stephenmoka4:You even didnt make any, only that he was trying to catch you out. They know the bible, have the heart and head knowledge of it, but thats where it ends, anything else after, is to try and slip you up with word, try to get you embarrass yourself from not be 100% conversant with the word, just as was done with Eve, lol. Maintaining your stand, standing solid on the word and holding the ground, is best defence, lol |
Re: Apart From Straffing Mary, What Other Function Has God's Penis? by geoworldedu: 10:30pm On Apr 22, 2020 |
MuttleyLaff: Sorry, I didn't read the sermon because it's from the nonsense book called Bible [img]https://s0/images/MuttleyLaffsipsTea.gif[/img] |
Re: Apart From Straffing Mary, What Other Function Has God's Penis? by MuttleyLaff: 3:23am On Apr 23, 2020 |
geoworldedu:Skedaddle as much as you like, but mark down the following words. What you've just now there phrased "nonsense book called Bible" will be presented and used as exhibit to witness against you, lol. Your very own words, will haunt you, as they will turn around and up too, be tendered for use, as evidence presented against you, lol |
Re: Apart From Straffing Mary, What Other Function Has God's Penis? by geoworldedu: 5:57am On Apr 23, 2020 |
MuttleyLaff:Laughable Heavenly people with their poor recording system. They recorded everything inside scrolls instead of Google cloud. Just one burning escapee from hell fire will set their whole books of record on fire and that's all 1 Like |
Re: Apart From Straffing Mary, What Other Function Has God's Penis? by MuttleyLaff: 8:29am On Apr 23, 2020 |
geoworldedu:Laughable indeed. Now where is Google cloud itself, lol, if not above us, stored on satellites, in space, lol, hmm? OK, so you think this is typical Naija "burning evidences" culture almost always done to cover things up, right? Where they wifully ignore good practice of Disaster Recovery with Full Redundacy & Failover huh? All escapee shall not go without las las having their due comeuppance |
Re: Apart From Straffing Mary, What Other Function Has God's Penis? by geoworldedu: 11:12am On Apr 23, 2020 |
MuttleyLaff:If the earth is rotating, above will become below and vice versa. And last time I checked you guy's heaven is not found in the sky as you think. Your heaven is in your individual heads |
Re: Apart From Straffing Mary, What Other Function Has God's Penis? by geoworldedu: 11:14am On Apr 23, 2020 |
Where are God's people? They must know all functions of his penis. |
Re: Apart From Straffing Mary, What Other Function Has God's Penis? by MuttleyLaff: 11:33am On Apr 23, 2020 |
geoworldedu:"This is what the LORD says, Heaven is my throne and the earth is my footstool ..." - Isaiah 66:1a There are different places, flavors, kinds and/or types of heavens. |
Re: Apart From Straffing Mary, What Other Function Has God's Penis? by geoworldedu: 11:45am On Apr 23, 2020 |
MuttleyLaff:How different are you from Isaiah? You can also write I MutteyLaff use heaven as my doormat and the earth is my parlour and some stupid people will still believe you |
Re: Apart From Straffing Mary, What Other Function Has God's Penis? by MuttleyLaff: 12:09pm On Apr 23, 2020 |
geoworldedu:Quite different thank you very much for asking. In fact, I am unique. There isn't any two of me. Fortunately, its not MuttleyLaff, we are discussing here, lol nor my hypothetical write(s) anyway, lol. |
Re: Apart From Straffing Mary, What Other Function Has God's Penis? by johnw47: 11:49pm On Apr 23, 2020 |
geoworldedu: pillow biter geoworldedu, nairaland forums queerest cat you are infatuated with penis geoworldedu: You can't counter my post because the intelligence is higher than what you could ever imagine. To you, you think God is someone far away in the sky that we can't even touch his penis? No, no, no bros. God is like our friend, we can pull at his dicck in prayers geoworldedu: 2Timothy This know also, that in the last days perilous times shall come. For men shall be blasphemers, unholy Romans Being filled with fornication, wickedness, haters of God Lev 18:22 Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination. Rom 1:27 And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, Revelation And whoever was not found written in the Book of Life were thrown into the Lake of Fire |
Re: Apart From Straffing Mary, What Other Function Has God's Penis? by geoworldedu: 8:32pm On Apr 24, 2020 |
johnw47:If I Bleep God, I have not lay down with mankind because God is not a man. It is not bad if I fornicate with God, who will judge God, nobody? |
Re: Apart From Straffing Mary, What Other Function Has God's Penis? by Perfectbeing(m): 11:09pm On Apr 24, 2020 |
Where sin abound, the grace of God did much more abound. The grace of God is with your spirit. Peace.. |
Re: Apart From Straffing Mary, What Other Function Has God's Penis? by johnw47: 11:39pm On Apr 24, 2020 |
geoworldedu: pillow biter geoworldedu, you talk about handling and sucking dick, you talk about penis often, you are infatuated with penis you are nairaland forums queerest cat Lev 18:22 Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination. Rom 1:27 And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, |
Re: Apart From Straffing Mary, What Other Function Has God's Penis? by geoworldedu: 1:00pm On Apr 26, 2020 |
johnw47:I don't suck human penis. Jehovah's penis is enough for me to play with. |
Re: Apart From Straffing Mary, What Other Function Has God's Penis? by johnw47: 11:01pm On Apr 26, 2020 |
geoworldedu: pillow biter geoqueero of course you do, anyone who talks about playing with and sucking penis like you do is indeed a fairy, don'r worry i won't tell, oh closet cocck suckeroo Lev 18:22 Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination. Rom 1:27 And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, that you talk about touching and sucking God's penis makes you even a more twisted homo than some others geopansy the queerest cat in nairaland forums |
Re: Apart From Straffing Mary, What Other Function Has God's Penis? by geoworldedu: 8:44am On Apr 27, 2020 |
johnw47:. Bro John don't take this thing too serious biko. Even God is taking it with |
Re: Apart From Straffing Mary, What Other Function Has God's Penis? by johnw47: 11:22am On Apr 27, 2020 |
geoworldedu: twisted geocato, you cant get your mind of penis and homosexual acts, of course Rom 1:27 And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, |
Re: Apart From Straffing Mary, What Other Function Has God's Penis? by johnw47: 11:58pm On Apr 27, 2020 |
geoworldedu: You can't counter my post because the intelligence is higher than what you could ever imagine. To you, you think God is someone far away in the sky that we can't even touch his penis? No, no, no bros. God is like our friend, we can pull at his dicck in prayers geoworldedu: geopoofo, you are infatuated with penis and homosexual acts you are nairaland forums queerest cat 1Co 6:9 Or do you not know that the unrighteous will not inherit the kingdom of God? Do not be deceived: neither the sexually immoral, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor men who practice homosexuality, Rev_20:15 And if anyone's name was not found written in the book of life, he was thrown into the lake of fire. |
Re: Apart From Straffing Mary, What Other Function Has God's Penis? by abduljabbar4(m): 12:26am On Apr 28, 2020 |
geoworldedu:Yahweh also Got laid by thousands of Virgin canaanites |
Re: Apart From Straffing Mary, What Other Function Has God's Penis? by johnw47: 1:09am On Apr 28, 2020 |
^^^ queer birds of a feather infatuated with penis |
Re: Apart From Straffing Mary, What Other Function Has God's Penis? by geoworldedu: 9:17am On Apr 28, 2020 |
abduljabbar4:This is fact. I've been talking about the private parts of Yahweh God for a while now. He's capable of doing what you just alleged. |
Re: Apart From Straffing Mary, What Other Function Has God's Penis? by johnw47: 10:23am On Apr 28, 2020 |
geoworldedu: geohomo, you never stop talking about private parts/penis and about handling and sucking them, oh nairaland forums queerest cat 1 Like |
Re: Apart From Straffing Mary, What Other Function Has God's Penis? by geoworldedu: 5:28am On Apr 30, 2020 |
johnw47:God's penis is good for a suck |
Re: Apart From Straffing Mary, What Other Function Has God's Penis? by johnw47: 11:29am On Apr 30, 2020 |
geoworldedu: ^^^ that is reply to this vvv johnw47: pillow biter geohomo, see yet how you are obsessed with penis and with sucking them, oh nairalands queerest cat |
Re: Apart From Straffing Mary, What Other Function Has God's Penis? by johnw47: 11:31am On Apr 30, 2020 |
geoworldedu: oh duh homogeo, its already very well known that you are a poof infatuated with penis its so very clear you are nairalands queerest cat, which you are obviously proud of and im happy to keep reminding you of your queer self, and of your destination: Lev 18:22 Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination. Rom 1:27 And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, 1Co 6:9 Or do you not know that the unrighteous will not inherit the kingdom of God? Do not be deceived: neither the sexually immoral, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor men who practice homosexuality, Rev 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death. Rev_20:15 And if anyone's name was not found written in the book of life, he was thrown into the lake of fire. poor dum homo, smile |
Re: Apart From Straffing Mary, What Other Function Has God's Penis? by johnw47: 1:32am On May 01, 2020 |
is this drag queen geoworldedu www.nairaland.com/attachments/11453762_dragqueen7_jpegdd74268bf1dc68459b8c5438bb61057f or with those nails, maximus69 wife, could be one or the other |
Re: Apart From Straffing Mary, What Other Function Has God's Penis? by orisa37: 6:50am On May 01, 2020 |
It's a Miracle unsuitable for uncommon discuss.] The Holy SPIRIT straffed Mary not Good. It was a SPIRIT DIFFERENT FROM Physical. |
Re: Apart From Straffing Mary, What Other Function Has God's Penis? by orisa37: 7:02am On May 01, 2020 |
She looks cool after the straffing-Miracle wonder |
Re: Apart From Straffing Mary, What Other Function Has God's Penis? by geoworldedu: 12:17pm On May 02, 2020 |
orisa37:Have u backslided? |
Re: Apart From Straffing Mary, What Other Function Has God's Penis? by orisa37: 3:30pm On May 02, 2020 |
Re: Apart From Straffing Mary, What Other Function Has God's Penis? by johnw47: 1:46am On May 03, 2020 |
could be geoworldedu getting ready for a drag queen show www.nairaland.com/attachments/11465267_dragqueen1_jpeg51be3c46759141caf1bf37bce025a037 |
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