Aw kan u chi chumchim n did nut snapit?

Op.. Can I pay that mad man to exchange our dicks?

lol.

O.P is jealous.

light099:


You're right.
Same thing with balls too, some have small, some big and some saggy.

But one thing is, if you're someone who pays attention, small flaccid dcks which grow big when erect, it's easy to know them when you see them. When flaccid, they're always very flaccid almost like empty sac.

Hope you not consoling urself...this tooth pick stuff isn't funny

Ent3rpreneur:


True.
There are two types of d.cks, growers and showers.

That mad man is a shower, when erect, it would most likely not be bigger than that


Mine is a grower
When my young man is sleeping, he's very tiny, but when you call on the Lion of the Tribe of pụ́ssies, he rises up in righteous anger and stands tall at 7.5 inches ready to devour.

When he vomits, he goes back to his humble shell

lol!!! why your lion dey go back to humble shell after vomit now? e suppose dey gidigba , sniffing for other hole to vandalise......but your comment is quite funny

Semperty:
a proud lesbian is a popular lesbian..

Am ladies forever ,and am so proud of it

DCMIX:
I think I've seen that guy b4, I almost ran away when I saw him waving his big man towards me

In Benin right? He has dirty dreadlocks

ProfDview1:
Op.. Can I pay that mad man to exchange our dicks?

Lmao, when I see am I go ask am no worry

Joystark:
lol.

O.P is jealous.

Hes not even using it. Just showing it off like decoration

Amatarasha:
Am ladies forever ,and am so proud of it

Enjoy yourself.

Badboibipo:

Lmao, when I see am I go ask am no worry

Good

Badboibipo:
Okay I swear I am about to lose my mind. I have been seeing people with monster dick on pornhub and the likes but I have never seen a man so black with such a huge dick like that in my life. He was walking around ring road completely naked yesterday if you live in Benin, and that penis was extremely big and so black.

Please I want to know, why Tf do mad men who never have sexxx like ever have penis that big and we normal men have something like toothpick?

Badboibipo:
Okay I swear I am about to lose my mind. I have been seeing people with monster dick on pornhub and the likes but I have never seen a man so black with such a huge dick like that in my life. He was walking around ring road completely naked yesterday if you live in Benin, and that penis was extremely big and so black.

Please I want to know, why Tf do mad men who never have sexxx like ever have penis that big and we normal men have something like toothpick?

the time u invested in this search 4 big dick, assuming u applied it in ur school, otedola would have been calling u ''BOSS''.......useless thing

leosahm:
the time u invested in this search 4 big dick, assuming u applied it in ur school, otedola would have been calling u ''BOSS''.......useless thing

Why u dey cry oga, no be me cause coro for ur life monkey

My brother like the one I saw on a mad man one day in Lagos n I was like "wow! Women they try o!"
Make I no lie the thing was almost 10inches, fat n has big veins n the thing never rise o!...if e rise how e go come be?

I have never seen a naked man man with small diick n trust women dem go do like say dem no dey look the mad man but dem don see everything store am for head come commot face.

leosahm:
the time u invested in this search 4 big dick, assuming u applied it in ur school, otedola would have been calling u ''BOSS''.......useless thing

Bro u r in the romance section n a room away is the sexuality section. Wetin you see here u take.

Are you new to Nairaland?

Dobson43:
Bros na only you carry tootpick. I carry jack knife

Men dey carry cutlass you dey talk about jack knife.

Ent3rpreneur:


True.
There are two types of d.cks, growers and showers.

That mad man is a shower, when erect, it would most likely not be bigger than that


Mine is a grower
When my young man is sleeping, he's very tiny, but when you call on the Lion of the Tribe of pụ́ssies, he rises up in righteous anger and stands tall at 7.5 inches ready to devour.

When he vomits, he goes back to his humble shell

You know your research. You are absolutely correct

bestabigaelever:

Jack knife?
Ohh damn!

This information don sweet you

Mskrisx:
Lol. This is the craziest shit I read in a while.
I almost rolled from the bed. Nigger you sounded perplexed.

He sounded jealous and very toothpicky

Malawian:

If you investigate, na woman make that man go mad. (Superior craft). I also know the mad man you are referring to. We once saw him at bypass sometime ago stark naked with a massive dangling black gbola. My Elder brother who was driving almost had accident.

LMAO

Chi59:

LMAO

Babe are you the one in your DP?

Bros, see what COVID-19 lockdown has done to you?

How many dicks have you sampled to conclude they are mere toothpicks??

Badboibipo:
Okay I swear I am about to lose my mind. I have been seeing people with monster dick on pornhub and the likes but I have never seen a man so black with such a huge dick like that in my life. He was walking around ring road completely naked yesterday if you live in Benin, and that penis was extremely big and so black.

Please I want to know, why Tf do mad men who never have sexxx like ever have penis that big and we normal men have something like toothpick?

Just a thought but what if his big dick got him mad? Maybe he was a player when normal and broke many women’s heart due to his large sword and one proceeded to curse him

Badboibipo:


If you see his penis, you would literally scream. Funny thing is that's the third time I have seen this black mamba Nigga in Benin. Saw him in ring road twice and once in gra. Mans just roaming the state with a monster dick, I'm kinda jealous lol

One Auntie go pick am for 10 and drop him back by ring road for 5am

Chi59:

He sounded jealous and very toothpicky

I don’t think a man with a toothpick will even have the mind to comment on this thread, let alone create it.

OP so na dis your toothpick you take dey deceive our Benin sister's abi


Make I press am small

Chi59:

He sounded jealous and very toothpicky

Dey laugh me o with that your big yansh

DrayZee:

I don’t think a man with a toothpick will even have the mind to comment on this thread, let alone create it.

Leave them make dem dey assume dust

Kalashnikov102:
OP so na dis your toothpick you take dey deceive our Benin sister's abi



Make I press am small

You're a mumuman, Nigeria is not for you

Badboibipo:
Okay I swear I am about to lose my mind. I have been seeing people with monster dick on pornhub and the likes but I have never seen a man so black with such a huge dick like that in my life. He was walking around ring road completely naked yesterday if you live in Benin, and that penis was extremely big and so black.

Please I want to know, why Tf do mad men who never have sexxx like ever have penis that big and we normal men have something like toothpick?

maybe na the dick put am for trouble ooo. Dem come mk am dey mad so

lordizak:
Let me educate you more on size, A teenager may reach his max length at his teenage age, it is not associated with age.
Those guys you see with huge flaccid cocks don't translate to huge erection, sometimes, it hardens and not add much girth or length. Other times, it does amaze even the owner...
I have the smallest flaccid rooster, about 3.5" when flaccid, but when erect, it measures 8.2" I am a short guy, all my tall friends don't measure up to, they sometimes have a bigger flaccid cock.

It is no attribute of height, or body type the penis is just a gift. Just like semen, some of us are shooters, some are sprayers, or balls, I have a small ball, but I am a shooter, some guys have big balls. Size doesn't matter.

I don't have average rooster, but smaller cocks are harder from my standpoint. Besides there are better things to do in life.

When it comes to sexuality, just try your best, communication wins it more, learn to talk dirty, a lot of pre-intimacy, intimacy gadgets and fruits, porn and occasionally learn to make her pleasure herself or reveal her fantasies to you.

Gbamesky