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Let laugh 1..Give a girl an iPhone 11, and her parents won't ask her where she got it from. But just give her ordinary pregnancy and her mother, father, uncles, aunties, her whole generation and even her ancestors too will come looking for you! 2..Last night, I prayed hard and asked God to remove all the fake things in my life... Boom! The next morning, I can’t find my Gucci bags! and my gucci cap 3..I almost fall into gutter today in the market I saw a little baby sucking his mother's breast with meat pie 4..Have you ever checked your fb friends and you will be like, when did I accept this one. 5.. How will I use my money to buy phone and it will be correcting my spellings....what an insult!!! Mtcheww 6..There is no difference between BRA and BAR....Once the two are opened, men go crazy 7..The love I have for my bae ehn.... Infact I will wash my hands before liking her pics.... 8..CUTE LADY WITH STOMACH PAIN: Doctor: What did you eat last night, young girl? Cute Lady: Chicken, Pizza, Liver, Sausages, Fish and Wine. Doctor: Please this is not Facebook. Just be frank and tell me the truth or I'll leave you to die. Cute Lady: Gari and Beans with borehole water. 9..Forget electric shock bro* *Nothing shocks more than* *Touching Your pocket and* *Not feeling Your phone. 10.. Don't be ashame if you fart while urinating. There's no rain without thunder. 11.. I never knew this quarantine period could be this difficult until this morning my neighbour brought his cat and ask me to buy it, I told him I don't have rats in my house, then he said "just buy the cat I will bring you rats later in the evening" 12..If new born babies knew the number of men that suck the same breast before them, chaii..they will prefer drinking "zoboo 13.._No man is as humble like a man who is asking for a girl's number in public... He will just be sounding low like a new generator 14.._The major problem with igbo people is 'Crayfish'...They put it in everything. If u look away, they will put Crayfish in your tea. *No Be So?!* 15..Why do guys ever cheat??... How do they feel??... For me, I can never cheat on my 7 girlfriends...N EVER!! 16..Aunty, not everytime you snap photo showing ur ass or ur breast... Sometimes dress cool and take pictures... Don't stress your family to find your obituary picture once you are gone. Don't touch me, am nt feeling fine* 17..Nothing sweet pass when u are feeling sleepy in church and pastor said bow down ur head lets pray. 18.. Igbo mothers be like chinwe chinwe ooo.....!! Lower that music i want to taste this soup. 19. They said no public gathering but sum idiots wil post nd stil tag me wit 80 others, wait oo, wunna wan infect pesin 20. Village ppl r very Wicked, dey can mak u wear Glo T-shirt to an MTN interview 21. Galz wit dimples wil b acting lik dey can urinate soft drink. 22. Wenever is my turn to Cook, dey buy Bread... I dnt knw why? 23. I thought i hav heard it all not until my galfrd said to me "Baby u haven't bought me my Corona gift" 24. Catching flowers at weddings doesn't mak u de next bride, my frd caught up to 45flowers. Now she has a garden 25. A Chinese gal in my inbox Her: helo Mr Contagious Me: My health is very important to me ooo 26. I just pass my Landlord witout him Recognizing me. Dis Face masks is really working 27. De way ATM throws out card after withdrawing 1k is so disrespectful... I had to pick mine across de main road yesterday 28. Dear thunder tak care of dose ppl dat r planning to scroll down witout liking or commenting on my post oo. Which one is the funniest?

Hahahahaha very funny

Jayspecial24:
Let laugh
1..Give a girl an iPhone 11, and her
parents won't ask her where she
got it from. But just give her
ordinary pregnancy and her mother,
father, uncles, aunties, her whole
generation and even her ancestors
too will come looking for you!
2..Last night, I prayed hard and
asked God to remove all the fake
things in my life... Boom! The nectar
morning, I can’t find my Gucci
bags! and my gucci cap
3..I almost fall into gutter today in
the market I
saw a little baby sucking his
mother's breast
with meat pie
4..Have you ever checked your fb
friends and you will be like, when
did I accept this one.
5.. How will I use my money to buy
phone and it will be correcting my
spellings....what an insult!!!
Mtcheww
6..There is no difference between
BRA and BAR....Once the two are
opened, men go crazy
7..The love I have for my bae
ehn.... Infact I will wash my hands
before liking her pics....
8..CUTE LADY WITH STOMACH
PAIN:
Doctor: What did you eat last night,
young girl?
Cute Lady: Chicken, Pizza, Liver,
Sausages, Fish and Wine.
Doctor: Please this is not Facebook.
Just be frank and tell me the truth
or I'll leave you to die.
Cute Lady: Gari and Beans with
borehole water.
9..Forget electric shock bro*
*Nothing shocks more than*
*Touching Your pocket and*
*Not feeling Your phone.
10.. Don't be ashame if you fart
while urinating. There's no rain
without thunder.
11.. I never knew this quarantine
period could be this difficult until
this morning my neighbour brought
his cat and ask me to buy it, I told
him I don't have rats in my house,
then he said "just buy the cat I will
bring you rats later in the evening"
12..If new born babies knew the
number of men that suck the same
breast before them,
chaii..they will prefer drinking
"zoboo
13.._No man is as humble like a
man who is asking for a
girl's number in public...
He will just be sounding low
like a new generator
14.._The major problem with igbo
people is 'Crayfish'...They
put it in everything.
If u look away, they will put
Crayfish in your tea.
*No Be So?!*
15..Why do guys ever cheat??...
How do they feel??...
For me, I can never cheat on my 7
girlfriends...N
EVER!!
16..Aunty, not everytime you snap
photo showing ur ass or ur breast...
Sometimes dress cool and take
pictures...
Don't stress your family to find
your obituary picture once
you are gone.
Don't touch me, am nt feeling fine*
17..Nothing sweet pass when u are
feeling
sleepy in church and pastor said
bow down
ur head lets pray.
18.. Igbo mothers be like
chinwe chinwe ooo.....!!
Lower that music i want to taste
this soup.
19. They said no public gathering
but sum idiots wil post nd stil tag
me wit 80 others, wait oo, wunna
wan infect pesin
20. Village ppl r very Wicked, dey
can mak u wear Glo T-shirt to an
MTN interview
21. Galz wit dimples wil b acting lik
dey can urinate soft drink.
22. Wenever is my turn to Cook,
dey buy Bread...
I dnt knw why?
23. I thought i hav heard it all not
until my galfrd said to me "Baby u
haven't bought me my Corona gift"
24. Catching flowers at weddings
doesn't mak u de next bride, my
frd caught up to 45flowers. Now
she has a garden
25. A Chinese gal in my inbox
Her: helo Mr Contagious
Me:
My health is very important to me
ooo
26. I just pass my Landlord witout
him Recognizing me.
Dis Face masks is really working
27. De way ATM throws out card
after withdrawing 1k is so
disrespectful... I had to pick mine
across de main road yesterday
28. Dear thunder tak care of dose
ppl dat r planning to scroll down
witout liking or commenting on my
post oo.
Which one is the funniest?

..Facebook copy cat

O. P tried. Next time space your jokes. Make it neat. Separate each numbers clearly.

At least it is done to cheer people up

Funny

Nigerian is a joke

Jayspecial24:
Let laugh
1..Give a girl an iPhone 11, and her
parents won't ask her where she
got it from. But just give her
ordinary pregnancy and her mother,
father, uncles, aunties, her whole
generation and even her ancestors
too will come looking for you!
2..Last night, I prayed hard and
asked God to remove all the fake
things in my life... Boom! The next
morning, I can’t find my Gucci
bags! and my gucci cap
3..I almost fall into gutter today in
the market I
saw a little baby sucking his
mother's breast
with meat pie
4..Have you ever checked your fb
friends and you will be like, when
did I accept this one.
5.. How will I use my money to buy
phone and it will be correcting my
spellings....what an insult!!!
Mtcheww
6..There is no difference between
BRA and BAR....Once the two are
opened, men go crazy
7..The love I have for my bae
ehn.... Infact I will wash my hands
before liking her pics....
8..CUTE LADY WITH STOMACH
PAIN:
Doctor: What did you eat last night,
young girl?
Cute Lady: Chicken, Pizza, Liver,
Sausages, Fish and Wine.
Doctor: Please this is not Facebook.
Just be frank and tell me the truth
or I'll leave you to die.
Cute Lady: Gari and Beans with
borehole water.
9..Forget electric shock bro*
*Nothing shocks more than*
*Touching Your pocket and*
*Not feeling Your phone.
10.. Don't be ashame if you fart
while urinating. There's no rain
without thunder.
11.. I never knew this quarantine
period could be this difficult until
this morning my neighbour brought
his cat and ask me to buy it, I told
him I don't have rats in my house,
then he said "just buy the cat I will
bring you rats later in the evening"
12..If new born babies knew the
number of men that suck the same
breast before them,
chaii..they will prefer drinking
"zoboo
13.._No man is as humble like a
man who is asking for a
girl's number in public...
He will just be sounding low
like a new generator
14.._The major problem with igbo
people is 'Crayfish'...They
put it in everything.
If u look away, they will put
Crayfish in your tea.
*No Be So?!*
15..Why do guys ever cheat??...
How do they feel??...
For me, I can never cheat on my 7
girlfriends...N
EVER!!
16..Aunty, not everytime you snap
photo showing ur ass or ur breast...
Sometimes dress cool and take
pictures...
Don't stress your family to find
your obituary picture once
you are gone.
Don't touch me, am nt feeling fine*
17..Nothing sweet pass when u are
feeling
sleepy in church and pastor said
bow down
ur head lets pray.
18.. Igbo mothers be like
chinwe chinwe ooo.....!!
Lower that music i want to taste
this soup.
19. They said no public gathering
but sum idiots wil post nd stil tag
me wit 80 others, wait oo, wunna
wan infect pesin
20. Village ppl r very Wicked, dey
can mak u wear Glo T-shirt to an
MTN interview
21. Galz wit dimples wil b acting lik
dey can urinate soft drink.
22. Wenever is my turn to Cook,
dey buy Bread...
I dnt knw why?
23. I thought i hav heard it all not
until my galfrd said to me "Baby u
haven't bought me my Corona gift"
24. Catching flowers at weddings
doesn't mak u de next bride, my
frd caught up to 45flowers. Now
she has a garden
25. A Chinese gal in my inbox
Her: helo Mr Contagious
Me:
My health is very important to me
ooo
26. I just pass my Landlord witout
him Recognizing me.
Dis Face masks is really working
27. De way ATM throws out card
after withdrawing 1k is so
disrespectful... I had to pick mine
across de main road yesterday
28. Dear thunder tak care of dose
ppl dat r planning to scroll down
witout liking or commenting on my
post oo.
Which one is the funniest?

You tried. At least 50% of it got me laughing.

No 27.