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XXLMANDIGO:
How old are you little dick??

Fool...
Must you resort to insult?
Haven't you heard that "the old age of Methuselah has nothing to do with the wisdom of Solomon"?

Respect yourself if you think you are old.

Who dash monkey banana? Wisdom is far from your generation. Ask yourself why does companies and corporations insist on expertise and years of experience before they hire applicants.
Bottomlinis experience counts. Now run along little dick.

gentlegenius:
Fool...
Must you resort to insult?
Haven't you heard that "the old age of Methuselah has nothing to do with the wisdom of Solomon"?

Respect yourself if you think you are old.

Use a ruler or tape rule

tommyken:
Please how can I measure the size of my Big.

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XXLMANDIGO:
Assumed??

That alone put you up as being envious coz you can't wrap your head round that your fellow man could have such endowment.

If you are a girl, I would have implored you to reach me on PM for proof, and of course you have to give a very vivid proof that you are a girl.

Abeg go and sit down. That's why your greatest achievement is your dick and your gigolo work. Hiss

gentlegenius:
Fool...
Must you resort to insult?
Haven't you heard that "the old age of Methuselah has nothing to do with the wisdom of Solomon"?

Respect yourself if you think you are old.

He is not old. I believe is one small boy from one street corner trying to impress himself.

And who told you that? I am a successful career man with diverse interest in the economy. If you are indeed angry, eat soda, it should help.

Kdon2:
Abeg go and sit down. That's why your greatest achievement is your dick and your gigolo work. Hiss

XXLMANDIGO:
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Bro, don't be intimidated. It's a gift from Jah...

BTW , I am a decent handsome professional. Sweet looking babes can PM

I have just about 7inches and I bet that I will snatch your babe if I handle her.

Let's assume for a sec that you are saying the truth, it is on record that most guys with big dik are sorry case in bed. Argue with your keyboard.

MelaninSkinGirl:
Men, i will repeat myself, width/length/girth matters not. Its what you can do with it. No girl wants her v.a.g.i.n.a.l walls destroyed with a 10 inch ====>

D!k challenged men, work on your tongue game, 99% of women do not o.r.g.a.s.m by penetration.

Wonderful Expose

Please help me call the mods to put it to front page o.
Musa needs to see this.

Since we want to be assuming. What if with my tool, I am still freaking terrific in the game. Would you still take my girl?/when other factors are on point, the fact still remains that a 10" strong dick is a prize to most ladies.

otherway:
I have just about 7inches and I bet that I will snatch your babe if I handle her.

Let's assume for a sec that you are saying the truth, it is on record that most guys with big dik are sorry case in bed. Argue with your keyboard.

XXLMANDIGO:
And who told you that? I am a successful career man with diverse interest in the economy. If you are indeed angry, eat soda, it should help.

SMH

XXLMANDIGO:
Who dash monkey banana? Wisdom is far from my generation.

I believe you.

gentlegenius:
I believe you.

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IGNORE!!!

MelaninSkinGirl:
Men, i will repeat myself, width/length/girth matters not. Its what you can do with it. No girl wants her v.a.g.i.n.a.l walls destroyed with a 10 inch ====>

D!k challenged men, work on your tongue game, 99% of women do not o.r.g.a.s.m by penetration.

99% Kwa......

Shormiey:
99% Kwa......

Keep pounding/thrusting away, it's for your own benefit not hers. Once you rollover due to the s..3...x hangover she will just bring out her toy and satisfy herself.

MelaninSkinGirl:
Keep pounding/thrusting away, it's for your own benefit not hers. Once you rollover due to the s..3...x hangover she will just bring out her toy and satisfy herself.

That 99% is a ruse abeggi.....stop to dey bobodi us

Shormiey:
That 99% is a ruse abeggi.....stop to dey bobodi us

Okay, next time you have finished thrusting on top of your wife/girlfriend, pretend to rollover and sleep and listen to what happens next. Thank me later.

MelaninSkinGirl:
Okay, next time you have finished thrusting on top of your wife/girlfriend, pretend to rollover and sleep and listen to what happens next. Thank me later.

I don't just dive in woman.....I satisfy simple....I'm different and not making mouth unless I don't love the woman per see.

otherway:
Big dicks, hung hunks — we’ve all googled those terms. Unless I am the only one who has hunted them down for purely scientific research purposes? Nah.

If only all sexual minorities were admired this much! It seems that most men wish they had a whopper instead of the organ that came with their DNA. Sometimes it’s because they think they’d get more romantic traction if they were built bigger, or worry that their partner won’t think they’re “big enough.” Just as often, it’s because they themselves feel they would be sexier to themselves if they could swing a load of meat like a porn star. But the biological realities of a larger-than-average penis tell sex scientists quite a different tale.

Only 15% of all men have organs larger than 7 inches and just a tiny 2% are bigger than 8 inches, as documented in a study published in the Journal of Sexual Medicine, which also showed that an average penis is just over 5 inches when hard. So if you take average to mean “norm,” a 5 incher is the most “normal” type of penis to have.

Science turns a cold shoulder to what people think they should have. Science knows, for example, that if someone was hung like a horse, he’d risk killing his human partners. Science knows the human penis evolved exactly right to be fully effective, capable of having numerous orgasms every day, able to shoot over a billion sperm a month. The reason an average penis is about 5 inches long during full erection is because that is the perfect range for efficient performance with the largest number of female partners.

If bigger joysticks were an advantage anywhere outside the human imagination, we’d be super-schlonged as a species. But there is no biological reason or evolutionary advantage for joysticks to be bigger. I don’t want to mess up your divine fantasies. But when it comes actual sexual functionality, smaller is better. So here are three reasons to start seeing why less is more when it comes to penis size.

1.BIG PENIS, BIG PENETRATION PROBLEMS

Guys with 6 inches or less can literally partner with anyone and have successful penetrative sex. Their penis was designed to be easily insertable into the largest number of adults. It fits comfortably into the adult vagina and into the anus too. Best of all, when it’s smaller, a man can maneuver it better and deliver targeted stimulation.

For people who do not like pain with their penetration, a larger-than-average penis (7 1/2 inches or more fully erect) can be a sensual challenge, especially if the woman has a petite build. While vaginal tissue expands during intercourse, to allow for full penetration, over 7 inches can be longer than the vaginal canal itself, and bump the uber-sensitive cervix during sex, a howlingly painful experience for women. Women with anxieties or sex-negativity may come to fear being penetrated altogether and stop their sex lives. A more efficient (i.e., normal-range) penis can give more women more and better orgasms if the man knows how to move it.

I have never talked to anyone who quit having sex, divorced or broke up with someone, or rejected someone nice because their penis was too small. Instead, I’ve talked to tons of women who say they are fine with average, prefer average and have great orgasms with men who are average to small.

After all, the most pleasurable, orgasm-inducing part of the vagina are the first 2-3 inches into the canal. The clit and the surrounding tissues leading to and then inside the vaginal canal have the highest concentration of nerve endings and pleasure-receptors. That is why MouthAction and digital stimulation can make a woman cum more successfully than a penis can. You don’t need to penetrate deeper to give a woman satisfying orgasms if you know how to use your penis — or hands or mouth or toy.

While people may dream of packing 8 or 9” of thick meat, in reality, finding people who can accept that size is a challenge unless your partners have already worked up the skill to take you in comfortably, were born with equally capacious vaginas, or actually enjoy a little pain with their penetration.

2.SMALLER PENIS, BETTER BLOW JOBS
It may look sexy to see tiny people nibble on big rods on the Internet but how do you think it feels to the nibbled upon? I’ve known several men who felt eternally deprived of ever getting a truly satisfying Mouth Gig because their girlfriends and wives couldn’t go down on too far before gagging. Meanwhile, one of my clients got TMJ (Temporomandibular joint dysfunction) from too much enthusiastic MouthAction to a partner with a huge build.

No matter how good you are giving a blow-job, a guy with a giant penis may never get to see you at your best. Warning: Choking Hazard! You likely won’t be able to deep-throat him unless you have the talents of a sword-swallower and worked on relaxing your throat muscles. Even then, your teeth may scrape the skin of his penis and leave abrasions. Your jaw may start hurting a few minutes in. So again, a smaller penis wins the category for best biological design for MouthAction too.

3.NORMAL SIZE ORGAN, NORMAL LIFE

Not everyone wants to be a porn star and make a living off the genetic anomaly that gave them a large penis. It may sound hot in fantasy but in reality, men whose genitals aren’t giving them the joy they should have and are being objectified by culture at large feel demeaned. It triggers shame and confusion over whether people love them as human beings or mainly want to use them as intimacy gadgets. More than a few of them were either the object of teasing or jokes in their youth, and some of them were molested by adults, often older girls or women, who exploited their naivete to get to their meat. All of these things create stress, shame and emotional conflicts. Jumbo-size organs can lead to jumbo-size problems. Men with large builds commonly complain that

Condoms don’t fit
Their penis dunks in the toilet water when sitting on the seat
People are afraid to have sex with them
People objectify them
Their pants require special tailoring
They get unwanted advances
They are prone to abuse in their teens
They’re subject to smirks and wisecracks
What else makes life perplexing and difficult for men with really big organs? Sometimes, their joysticks mess up their minds in ways that normal people can barely understand. Men who fit in the small/normal range (4” to 6”) do not express anxiety that women only love them for their penis. It’s different for men who are unusually large. Some of them worry that people don’t really want them for their qualities as people but because they are intrigued by their penis. To deter unwanted attention, or feel properly concealed for work, they spend hours at stores trying on pants that disguise their size or opt for special tailoring to avoid unwanted attention.

If you have a normal build, be grateful. Learn to make the most of it by natural means — exercise, good health habits, cutting down on booze, promoting blood flow, and watching your weight. It’s estimated that for every extra 30 pounds a man carries buries his penis shaft by about an inch. Focus on taking good care of the body you have and get the maximum performance out of your normal build.

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/why-small-is-better-the-5-inch-advantage-for-men_us_58ff9812e4b0938fb73e95f2

I wonder sometimes while some ladies prefer huge d*cks

In reference to this thread on front page some minutes ago
https://www.nairaland.com/8125440/girlfriend-left-me-big-joystick/1#130488871, I think Nlfpm, Mynd44 or Lalasticlala should put this thread on fpage

Men, i will repeat myself, width/length/girth matters not. Its what you can do with it. No girl wants her v.a.g.i.n.a.l walls destroyed with a 10 inch ====>

D!k challenged men, work on your tongue game, 99% of women do not o.r.g.a.s.m by penetration.

Spot on @ the embolden.

Another man food is a woman poison likewise A man size is another woman food.

Madewithlove:
Another man food is a woman poison likewise A man size is another woman food.

Average size is the heat 5.5 - 6.5 in length and 6 in girth and above.

Iceking1:
Average size is the heat 5.5 - 6.5 in length and 6 in girth and above.

Nope.

Average erect joysticks ranged from 14-16cms (5.5 to 6.2 inches) in length and 12-13cm (4.7 to 5.1 inches) in girth.

For this "great tinubulation" Una still get power to dey measure penis length?? Damn!!👁️

otherway:
Nope.

Average erect joysticks ranged from 14-16cms (5.5 to 6.2 inches) in length and 12-13cm (4.7 to 5.1 inches) in girth.

God Almighty really showed me mercy, It was few years back that I fully and wholeheartedly believed the saying that nothing goes for nothing, and that there's no success without hardwork. Few years back I don't sleep, I was tying 2 heavy and hefty sledge hammer to my dick with shoe lace, the pain was unbearable, I was in so much pains, two sledge hammer hanging on the air with my dick as what's holding it. I does this 6 days a week and for girth, I did jerking, uli, squeeze and all sorts of exercises to gain girth. I went from 3.5 girth to 4.9 and 4 on the dot length to 6.1

God Almighty really showed me mercy.

Iceking1:
God Almighty really showed me mercy, It was few years back that I fully and wholeheartedly believed the saying that nothing goes for nothing, and that there's no success without hardwork. Few years back I don't sleep, I was tying 2 heavy and hefty sledge hammer to my dick with shoe lace, the pain was unbearable, I was in so much pains, two sledge hammer hanging on the air with my dick as what's holding it. I does this 6 days a week and for girth, I did jerking, uli, squeeze and all sorts of exercises to gain girth. I went from 3.5 girth to 4.9 and 4 on the dot length to 6.1

God Almighty really showed me mercy.

On top wettin.

Bro relax. Many guys have very sizable joysticks but the porn industry has made most dick sizes look small.

The people in porn industry are called freaks of nature which is why you see same set of guys getting used repeatedly cos only 1% of men on earth has above 8inches long joystick.

If you have a size above 6inches, you belong to the 15% of men that are above average.

75% of all men on earth have below 6inches.

So no need killing yourself cos one lady who has most likely overstretched her kuntus with XL cucumber or Love Machine tells you that you are small.

pocohantas:
This isn't nuclear physics. Orgasm is achieved from the stimulation of the clitoris.

A woman needs fixated and uninterrupted clitoral stimulation to cum, This is something a finger will do with much more accuracy and precision than a dick that just keeps pounding like it wants to excavate the entire vagina.

If most men can make a woman achieve orgasm with whatever they have, fingers, tongue, dick...we wouldn't even be having this topic. Large joysticks will make her stretched and filled up, she can console herself with its grand entry and after effect. That is me comparing an unskillful large and small penis. I think you guys are more obsessed about your penis size than we are.

You are very correct,if the tongue and finger can deliver orgasm while bother about the size of Pennis?that is just and added advantage,it is very rare to see a man that can give a woman orgasm without touching the clitoris, almost impossible, though I have done it once,and this was even the making of the lady how she was position and was telling what how to move and position my thing,so the credit still goes to her,at a time she said just continue like that,and it came.sorry for the details oo