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I would like to go symmetrical to the point. But before I proceed, I will like to say sorry to whom it may concern. Yes people I did it, I went through her phone. I broke the rule and went against my instincts.

In fact, I'm writing this with pidgin so as to carry the street along. so I invite ma babe come house today, the babe too cool, silent and has this innocent look and all. As she enter house, the first thing wey she ask me be say make i go buy her pad... i swear i shock. i nearly fall sef, but as a "niggarrrr" i no tok, i just waka jeje go buy am come, i even buy fruits join sef as a beta pikin ... lol [ well, im not laughing shaa o] I later move go market buy catfish cook for her, just to make sure Jesus is happy with me, his son.

So later in the day, i went to play around with the boys as madam dey "flight mode" I came back around 9pm and met her sleeping. I waka go kitchen go take something, then i see her phone for there with 8 missed calls from the same number. As a retired agbero i sensed something was not right about the calls. So i jejely and smoothly snicked back to the room and placed her finger on her phone sensor to open it. After unlocking the phone i went straight to the rest room to settle my curiosity. omo, as i open whatsapp, enter the caller name chat, naso i collapse.......... athink say na only that one, as i enter others naso i paralyze. what i saw was UNBELIEVABLE and beyond my mental absorption. The one wey one paddy dey complain give am say she no sabi suck preeq na im wound me. I lost my breath for a moment and nearly went to join my ancestors.

Please help me. This is 3am and I'm still in deep pains. I can't seem to walk, my sight is going blurry too and i don't know what to do about her hereafter

Please how do I get my legs working again so I can at least walk back to the room and sleep first??

Shey them tie you to her? Seek, you shall find, you don seek and you don find, wetin you dey complain about?

The kind of Ladies we have nowadays is making me to fear Relationship a lot.

Baba, count you losses and move on.

That is how they do.

I fear person wey no fear Woman.

Rahyberg:
The kind of Ladies we have nowadays is making me to fear Relationship a lot.

Baba, count you losses and move on.

That is how they do.

I fear person wey no fear Woman.

To even marry sef dey worry my soul

I understand your pain bro

You'll heal with time

I respect y'all that are bold enough to go into serious relationship these days

It's even sad that these ladies keep making monsters that'll end up hurting them.

Time will heal you bro

This day you ask for love and what you get is injection and drugs. Better find your way out before its too late

Fake story

madampresident:
Fake story

maybe this one but most Ladies no go make heaven

I don't know why Girls Bleep up

Stay there. When mosquito locate you you go go sleep

You Can Crawl back to your Room and Sleep

No tell me say you no dey see traces before now say no be only you dey strive am o

Lol... Your eyes don see wetin u dey find. Sorry bro, na their way. Man have to move on.

This one cum sweet me specially oo My broda, wake her up right now and collect your missing leg ooo.. Cos you need am from tomorrow.

I can’t stop laughing. Pele o!

werey, come carry ma own leg walk na .
man up, e don happen to you be dah. as a nigur, take all the necessary evidence, keep it to ya self. continue to de enjoy ur sex life with ya till the day her pussy tire you then release the evidence

DaddyRochie1642:
You Can Crawl back to your Room and Sleep

At least your hands can still help you with the crawling.
Wetin happen don happen. You should be happy you got to know. What if you don't even have an idea nko

Most Nigerian lady are incapable of love.

They'll open there legs for anyone that can solve part of there financial responsibility.

Na this small thing no make u walk

Something is not right.

It seems all ladies have suddenly gone bad and the guys have changed to good.

Waz going on? Ladies are no longer creating threads.


Buhari must hear this.

Better get up go do STD test fast fast, life no get duplicate and no dolling.

Just keep her as a fuckmate and don't over react. Withdraw all the caring, emotional bullcrap, financial support and keep her solely for curing konji. And when next you fvck her...use vex stab the pussy with your prick. Don't take women serious

This is seriously serious. Baba just go wake am make she dey go her house this midnight biko.

madampresident:
Fake story

Could be fake but happens. Mine looks faker sef but madam,e real pass real.

icetrimz:
I would like to go symmetrical to the point. But before i proceed, i will like to say sorry to whom it may concern. yes people i did it, i went through her phone. I broke the rule and went against my instincts.

in fact, im writing this with pidgin so as to carry the street along. so i invite ma babe come house today, the babe too cool, silent and has this innocent look and all. As she enter house, the first thing wey she ask me be say make i go buy her pad... i swear i shock. i nearly fall sef, but as a "niggarrrr" i no tok, i just waka jeje go buy am come, i even buy fruits join sef as a beta pikin ... lol [ well, im not laughing shaa o] I later move go market buy catfish cook for her, just to make sure Jesus is happy with me, his son.

so later in the day, i went to play around with the boys as madam dey "flight mode" I came back around 9pm and met her sleeping. I waka go kitchen go take something, then i see her phone for there with 8 missed calls from the same number. As a retired agbero i sensed something was not right about the calls. So i jejely and smoothly snicked back to the room and placed her finger on her phone sensor to open it. After unlocking the phone i went straight to the rest room to settle my curiosity. omo, as i open whatsapp, enter the caller name chat, naso i collapse.......... athink say na only that one, as i enter others naso i paralyze. what i saw was UNBELIEVABLE and beyond my mental absorption. the one wey one paddy dey complain give am say she no sabi suck preeq na im wound me. I lost my breath for a moment and nearly went to join my ancestors.

please help me. this is 3am and im still in deep pains, i cant seem to walk, my sight is going blurry too and i don't know what to do about her hereafter

please how do i get my legs working again so i can at least walk back to the room and sleep first??

Pls get a wheel chair if u can't walk at all

Get a walking stick if u still get small strength

kizwid:
werey, come carry ma own leg walk na .
man up, e don happen to you be dah. as a nigur, take all the necessary evidence, keep it to ya self. continue to de enjoy ur sex life with ya till the day her pussy tire you then release the evidence

and dont forget to always use raincoat..


If her pussy sweet, and u no want to start pussy hussling, keep her and turn her to your sex object .Fhuck her like say she no get creator.

Kill all the feelings for her

To be honest, I hate all these relationships talk talk...
If you are in relationship, have it at the back of your mind that your girl go still fhuck up las las..


Except Virgin, no girl worths the stress.. u still have 90% assurance on virgin..


Ask yourself why jesus no get wife...
Ask yourself why God no get wife...
Ask yourself why satan no get wife...
Ask yourself why Sean.william self no get girlfriend..
But you u dey form strong head

Take 10 dosage of redpill for today
U supposed dey ok..

Stop having unrealistic expectation on a lady you haven't engaged or married, infidelity and cheating is only for married people after saying their vows, or engaged couples who had made there intentions clear..

relationship these days is like shareholders company, its who controls the highest stake in a kpekus that is the main guy while others are side niggars, even as you are getting angry be certain that many fvckers are in her facebook and instagram DM trying their luck to gain the opportunity to slack the pvssy, you shoud also hunt other girls like that

So kindly also toast more girls, go on dates, have fun and have side chicks, option A, option b and Option C in another state or location, this way you can also enjoy your life without too much worries and wouldn't be going to buy pad and cooking cat fish over Vagina that is cheaply available to everyone this days even teenagers, brick layers and agbero

In your 20s you are supposed to explore all your options and browse every available kpekus so that you can settle for the best, your girlfriend already knows the drill, na you still dey slack

.

A famous playboy once said, the puzzi is not yours, it's just your turn to smash.

Smash and move on my guy

use wheel chair

This OP go wound me with laff ooo, abeg I never chop...when you hear the word "women", my guy japa!!!

Rahyberg:
The kind of Ladies we have nowadays is making me to fear Relationship a lot.

Baba, count you losses and move on.

That is how they do.

I fear person wey no fear Woman.

Sincerely na vampire all of Dem be
No wonder one of my guy say d fear of a woman is d beginning of wisdom