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Re: I Accessed My Gilfriend's Phone, Now I Can't Walk. Help! by Ladikwa(m): 7:18am On May 19, 2020
Just imaging say. after she don suck dick tire, she con come your house, the kiss you like say tomorrow no dey. na con dey exchange saliva ontop self, "yuckkkkkk"

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Re: I Accessed My Gilfriend's Phone, Now I Can't Walk. Help! by Makavelli25: 7:18am On May 19, 2020
Mhen If na me,i go screen shot the shats,send am to my phone.
Immediately she comot for my place,na im she go see for her inbox Case closed
ps check link in my signature now

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Re: I Accessed My Gilfriend's Phone, Now I Can't Walk. Help! by Ndubuisipaul1: 7:19am On May 19, 2020
Remember she was f**cking some else before you were begging to join the f**cking team . Now that she allowed you to join the team you want to collapse the club. Abeg if you are tired just resign ..

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Re: I Accessed My Gilfriend's Phone, Now I Can't Walk. Help! by Sunmolar(m): 7:22am On May 19, 2020
you've not married her yet,every other guys are claiming ownership just like you.so why the suspicion? stay safe,stay intact.

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Re: I Accessed My Gilfriend's Phone, Now I Can't Walk. Help! by Sunmolar(m): 7:23am On May 19, 2020
Ndubuisipaul1:
Remember she was f**cking some else before you were begging to join the f**cking team . Now that she allowed you to join the team you want to collapse the club. Abeg if you are tired just resign ..

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Re: I Accessed My Gilfriend's Phone, Now I Can't Walk. Help! by bestabigaelever(f): 7:23am On May 19, 2020
You are in severe pain grin

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Re: I Accessed My Gilfriend's Phone, Now I Can't Walk. Help! by Dfynboi: 7:29am On May 19, 2020
madampresident:
Fake story
cus is coming frm a guy ryt??recieve sense

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Re: I Accessed My Gilfriend's Phone, Now I Can't Walk. Help! by stanliwise(m): 7:32am On May 19, 2020
icetrimz:
I would like to go symmetrical to the point. But before i proceed, i will like to say sorry to whom it may concern. yes people i did it, i went through her phone. I broke the rule and went against my instincts.

in fact, im writing this with pidgin so as to carry the street along. so i invite ma babe come house today, the babe too cool, silent and has this innocent look and all. As she enter house, the first thing wey she ask me be say make i go buy her pad... i swear i shock. i nearly fall sef, but as a "niggarrrr" i no tok, i just waka jeje go buy am come, i even buy fruits join sef as a beta pikin ... lol [ well, im not laughing shaa o] I later move go market buy catfish cook for her, just to make sure Jesus is happy with me, his son.

so later in the day, i went to play around with the boys as madam dey "flight mode" I came back around 9pm and met her sleeping. I waka go kitchen go take something, then i see her phone for there with 8 missed calls from the same number. As a retired agbero i sensed something was not right about the calls. So i jejely and smoothly snicked back to the room and placed her finger on her phone sensor to open it. After unlocking the phone i went straight to the rest room to settle my curiosity. omo, as i open whatsapp, enter the caller name chat, naso i collapse.......... athink say na only that one, as i enter others naso i paralyze. what i saw was UNBELIEVABLE and beyond my mental absorption. the one wey one paddy dey complain give am say she no sabi suck preeq na im wound me. I lost my breath for a moment and nearly went to join my ancestors.

please help me. this is 3am and im still in deep pains, i cant seem to walk, my sight is going blurry too and i don't know what to do about her hereafter

please how do i get my legs working again so i can at least walk back to the room and sleep first??
Now you have broken the rules and Now you have to suffer the consequences grin grin grin

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Re: I Accessed My Gilfriend's Phone, Now I Can't Walk. Help! by stanliwise(m): 7:34am On May 19, 2020
iyke926:
Just keep her as a fuckmate and don't over react. Withdraw all the caring, emotional bullcrap, financial support and keep her solely for curing konji. And when next you fvck her...use vex stab the pussy with your prick. Don't take women serious
such a wrong advice

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Re: I Accessed My Gilfriend's Phone, Now I Can't Walk. Help! by Nobody: 7:36am On May 19, 2020
stanliwise:
such a wrong advice
Oya, give him a good advice.

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Re: I Accessed My Gilfriend's Phone, Now I Can't Walk. Help! by Nobody: 7:37am On May 19, 2020
I will wake her up with a heavy slap, then throw her out of my house immediately.


I like confronting this kind of problems the moment there is still anger in my heart

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Re: I Accessed My Gilfriend's Phone, Now I Can't Walk. Help! by Shormiey(m): 7:39am On May 19, 2020
galaxy2020:
Shay them tie you to her?

Brother wey dey vex grin

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Re: I Accessed My Gilfriend's Phone, Now I Can't Walk. Help! by Shormiey(m): 7:40am On May 19, 2020
Lostz:
I will wake her up with a heavy slap, then throw her out of my house immediately.


I like confronting this kind of problems the moment there is still anger in my heart

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Re: I Accessed My Gilfriend's Phone, Now I Can't Walk. Help! by Shormiey(m): 7:42am On May 19, 2020
madampresident:
Fake story
I knew it already....continue

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Re: I Accessed My Gilfriend's Phone, Now I Can't Walk. Help! by Irabor1990(f): 7:43am On May 19, 2020
Na wa oo..with all these that is happening dis days, shey person go see husband marry like dis so since one or two babe don turn almost all guys to indabosky bahose

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Re: I Accessed My Gilfriend's Phone, Now I Can't Walk. Help! by Nobody: 7:43am On May 19, 2020
cheesy

This guy na confirm mumu. That girl is still community property and you are a member of the community. Just do your own and go your way.

Mtscheww.

The number of simps on NL is depressing.

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Re: I Accessed My Gilfriend's Phone, Now I Can't Walk. Help! by Aliii(m): 7:44am On May 19, 2020
icetrimz:
I would like to go symmetrical to the point. But before i proceed, i will like to say sorry to whom it may concern. yes people i did it, i went through her phone. I broke the rule and went against my instincts.

in fact, im writing this with pidgin so as to carry the street along. so i invite ma babe come house today, the babe too cool, silent and has this innocent look and all. As she enter house, the first thing wey she ask me be say make i go buy her pad... i swear i shock. i nearly fall sef, but as a "niggarrrr" i no tok, i just waka jeje go buy am come, i even buy fruits join sef as a beta pikin ... lol [ well, im not laughing shaa o] I later move go market buy catfish cook for her, just to make sure Jesus is happy with me, his son.

so later in the day, i went to play around with the boys as madam dey "flight mode" I came back around 9pm and met her sleeping. I waka go kitchen go take something, then i see her phone for there with 8 missed calls from the same number. As a retired agbero i sensed something was not right about the calls. So i jejely and smoothly snicked back to the room and placed her finger on her phone sensor to open it. After unlocking the phone i went straight to the rest room to settle my curiosity. omo, as i open whatsapp, enter the caller name chat, naso i collapse.......... athink say na only that one, as i enter others naso i paralyze. what i saw was UNBELIEVABLE and beyond my mental absorption. the one wey one paddy dey complain give am say she no sabi suck preeq na im wound me. I lost my breath for a moment and nearly went to join my ancestors.

please help me. this is 3am and im still in deep pains, i cant seem to walk, my sight is going blurry too and i don't know what to do about her hereafter

please how do i get my legs working again so i can at least walk back to the room and sleep first??
oga you think say na only you be dey Bleep her ,oleh,Bleep your own move make sure you snap those tthings as evidence weh you see good babe you discharge her ,if she too talk you show her prove of her disqualification

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Re: I Accessed My Gilfriend's Phone, Now I Can't Walk. Help! by Nobody: 7:44am On May 19, 2020
The blame is on you, you ignore the good girls for Instagram baddies/slay queens. It's worth noting that you men are just filling up time slots in her diary, she doesn't belong to you, she belongs to everybody.

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Re: I Accessed My Gilfriend's Phone, Now I Can't Walk. Help! by stanliwise(m): 7:45am On May 19, 2020
iyke926:

Oya, give him a good advice.
why keep staying and fucking someone your heart has been bleeding against. Is life all about Bleep and Bleep? If the girl in question is not been faithful and it is causing OP a lot of pain then he should leave. Let us not come and hear someone killed someone someday o. Na so e de start o. If someone causes you grief. Leave them until you recover.

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Re: I Accessed My Gilfriend's Phone, Now I Can't Walk. Help! by stanliwise(m): 7:45am On May 19, 2020
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Re: I Accessed My Gilfriend's Phone, Now I Can't Walk. Help! by hoMegas(m): 7:49am On May 19, 2020
Lostz:
I will wake her up with a heavy slap, then throw her out of my house immediately.


I like confronting this kind of problems the moment there is still anger in my heart
grin You might end up in jail someday

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Re: I Accessed My Gilfriend's Phone, Now I Can't Walk. Help! by Nobody: 7:52am On May 19, 2020
hoMegas:

grin You might end up in jail someday

end up in jail for what? I am not killing her.



those types of problems are better solve when you are still angry and not thinking properly

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Re: I Accessed My Gilfriend's Phone, Now I Can't Walk. Help! by Olawrites: 7:58am On May 19, 2020
icetrimz:
I would like to go symmetrical to the point. But before i proceed, i will like to say sorry to whom it may concern. yes people i did it, i went through her phone. I broke the rule and went against my instincts.

in fact, im writing this with pidgin so as to carry the street along. so i invite ma babe come house today, the babe too cool, silent and has this innocent look and all. As she enter house, the first thing wey she ask me be say make i go buy her pad... i swear i shock. i nearly fall sef, but as a "niggarrrr" i no tok, i just waka jeje go buy am come, i even buy fruits join sef as a beta pikin ... lol [ well, im not laughing shaa o] I later move go market buy catfish cook for her, just to make sure Jesus is happy with me, his son.

so later in the day, i went to play around with the boys as madam dey "flight mode" I came back around 9pm and met her sleeping. I waka go kitchen go take something, then i see her phone for there with 8 missed calls from the same number. As a retired agbero i sensed something was not right about the calls. So i jejely and smoothly snicked back to the room and placed her finger on her phone sensor to open it. After unlocking the phone i went straight to the rest room to settle my curiosity. omo, as i open whatsapp, enter the caller name chat, naso i collapse.......... athink say na only that one, as i enter others naso i paralyze. what i saw was UNBELIEVABLE and beyond my mental absorption. the one wey one paddy dey complain give am say she no sabi suck preeq na im wound me. I lost my breath for a moment and nearly went to join my ancestors.

please help me. this is 3am and im still in deep pains, i cant seem to walk, my sight is going blurry too and i don't know what to do about her hereafter

please how do i get my legs working again so i can at least walk back to the room and sleep first??
No pursue yet..keep enjoying yours till u hace better option.

My babe did this last year, I confronted her she begged and cry. I lock up.

I just downgraded her to sxx object till date.

Infact, now I use her to my advantage in having cheap conji cure.Anytime, Anyway and Anywhere

Her loss

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Re: I Accessed My Gilfriend's Phone, Now I Can't Walk. Help! by blingxx(m): 8:03am On May 19, 2020
"retired agbero" laff wan kill me ;S

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Re: I Accessed My Gilfriend's Phone, Now I Can't Walk. Help! by blingxx(m): 8:03am On May 19, 2020
"retired agbero" laff wan kill me grin

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Re: I Accessed My Gilfriend's Phone, Now I Can't Walk. Help! by jericco1(m): 8:18am On May 19, 2020
You did all these things to yourself.. don't over indulge yourself in a relationship. God knows me sha

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Re: I Accessed My Gilfriend's Phone, Now I Can't Walk. Help! by Osobi32(m): 8:31am On May 19, 2020
tyson99:

To even marry sef dey worry my soul
no be only u ooooo
Re: I Accessed My Gilfriend's Phone, Now I Can't Walk. Help! by sofiscatedmoron: 8:35am On May 19, 2020
If ur BABE is between 20 and 25 chances are that her private organ is actually a public property

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Re: I Accessed My Gilfriend's Phone, Now I Can't Walk. Help! by Osobi32(m): 8:36am On May 19, 2020
Irabor1990:
Na wa oo..with all these that is happening dis days, shey person go see husband marry like dis so since one or two babe don turn almost all guys to indabosky bahose
grin grin honestly ladies don too do guys something. Trust is now going extinct

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Re: I Accessed My Gilfriend's Phone, Now I Can't Walk. Help! by ebuka10box(m): 8:41am On May 19, 2020
ArticleBeast:

But you did it on other threads na kiss undecided
yeah, did it on other threads today. Haven't posted my account number or asked for assistance until today... E really hold man for neck like both tie

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