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icetrimz:
I would like to go symmetrical to the point. But before i proceed, i will like to say sorry to whom it may concern. yes people i did it, i went through her phone. I broke the rule and went against my instincts.

in fact, im writing this with pidgin so as to carry the street along. so i invite ma babe come house today, the babe too cool, silent and has this innocent look and all. As she enter house, the first thing wey she ask me be say make i go buy her pad... i swear i shock. i nearly fall sef, but as a "niggarrrr" i no tok, i just waka jeje go buy am come, i even buy fruits join sef as a beta pikin ... lol [ well, im not laughing shaa o] I later move go market buy catfish cook for her, just to make sure Jesus is happy with me, his son.

so later in the day, i went to play around with the boys as madam dey "flight mode" I came back around 9pm and met her sleeping. I waka go kitchen go take something, then i see her phone for there with 8 missed calls from the same number. As a retired agbero i sensed something was not right about the calls. So i jejely and smoothly snicked back to the room and placed her finger on her phone sensor to open it. After unlocking the phone i went straight to the rest room to settle my curiosity. omo, as i open whatsapp, enter the caller name chat, naso i collapse.......... athink say na only that one, as i enter others naso i paralyze. what i saw was UNBELIEVABLE and beyond my mental absorption. the one wey one paddy dey complain give am say she no sabi suck preeq na im wound me. I lost my breath for a moment and nearly went to join my ancestors.

please help me. this is 3am and im still in deep pains, i cant seem to walk, my sight is going blurry too and i don't know what to do about her hereafter

please how do i get my legs working again so i can at least walk back to the room and sleep first??

lollsss chai una no go kill person for nairaland.

icetrimz:
I would like to go symmetrical to the point. But before i proceed, i will like to say sorry to whom it may concern. yes people i did it, i went through her phone. I broke the rule and went against my instincts.

in fact, im writing this with pidgin so as to carry the street along. so i invite ma babe come house today, the babe too cool, silent and has this innocent look and all. As she enter house, the first thing wey she ask me be say make i go buy her pad... i swear i shock. i nearly fall sef, but as a "niggarrrr" i no tok, i just waka jeje go buy am come, i even buy fruits join sef as a beta pikin ... lol [ well, im not laughing shaa o] I later move go market buy catfish cook for her, just to make sure Jesus is happy with me, his son.

so later in the day, i went to play around with the boys as madam dey "flight mode" I came back around 9pm and met her sleeping. I waka go kitchen go take something, then i see her phone for there with 8 missed calls from the same number. As a retired agbero i sensed something was not right about the calls. So i jejely and smoothly snicked back to the room and placed her finger on her phone sensor to open it. After unlocking the phone i went straight to the rest room to settle my curiosity. omo, as i open whatsapp, enter the caller name chat, naso i collapse.......... athink say na only that one, as i enter others naso i paralyze. what i saw was UNBELIEVABLE and beyond my mental absorption. the one wey one paddy dey complain give am say she no sabi suck preeq na im wound me. I lost my breath for a moment and nearly went to join my ancestors.

please help me. this is 3am and im still in deep pains, i cant seem to walk, my sight is going blurry too and i don't know what to do about her hereafter

please how do i get my legs working again so i can at least walk back to the room and sleep first??

You'll come out of this better, Romeo.
Most of the people giving you advice here, were once like you.

icetrimz:
I would like to go symmetrical to the point. But before i proceed, i will like to say sorry to whom it may concern. yes people i did it, i went through her phone. I broke the rule and went against my instincts.

in fact, im writing this with pidgin so as to carry the street along. so i invite ma babe come house today, the babe too cool, silent and has this innocent look and all. As she enter house, the first thing wey she ask me be say make i go buy her pad... i swear i shock. i nearly fall sef, but as a "niggarrrr" i no tok, i just waka jeje go buy am come, i even buy fruits join sef as a beta pikin ... lol [ well, im not laughing shaa o] I later move go market buy catfish cook for her, just to make sure Jesus is happy with me, his son.

so later in the day, i went to play around with the boys as madam dey "flight mode" I came back around 9pm and met her sleeping. I waka go kitchen go take something, then i see her phone for there with 8 missed calls from the same number. As a retired agbero i sensed something was not right about the calls. So i jejely and smoothly snicked back to the room and placed her finger on her phone sensor to open it. After unlocking the phone i went straight to the rest room to settle my curiosity. omo, as i open whatsapp, enter the caller name chat, naso i collapse.......... athink say na only that one, as i enter others naso i paralyze. what i saw was UNBELIEVABLE and beyond my mental absorption. the one wey one paddy dey complain give am say she no sabi suck preeq na im wound me. I lost my breath for a moment and nearly went to join my ancestors.

please help me. this is 3am and im still in deep pains, i cant seem to walk, my sight is going blurry too and i don't know what to do about her hereafter

please how do i get my legs working again so i can at least walk back to the room and sleep first??

Bro it's OK just get yourself together, I received my own yesterday couldn't sleep all through the night. she told me yesterday I spent the day with my friend, I mean boo you understand na my boyfriend. later on asked if I wanted to say anything before she told about her day. I've learnt my lessons

You really made me laugh with this write up

ebuka10box:
yeah, did it on other threads today. Haven't posted my account number or asked for assistance until today... E really hold man for neck like both tie

But you bin wan relocate to Dubai na

Holyfield1:
I understand your pain bro

You'll heal with time

I respect y'all that are bold enough to go into serious relationship these days

It's even sad that these ladies keep making monsters that'll end up hurting them.

Time will heal you bro

what about a gal dat refuses to forgive you after you cheated on her once...can you say she was neva into you b4?

kizwid:
werey, come carry ma own leg walk na .
man up, e don happen to you be dah. as a nigur, take all the necessary evidence, keep it to ya self. continue to de enjoy ur sex life with ya till the day her pussy tire you then release the evidence

Best advice... Op keep to this...

Well I think it's vice versa,most girls turns out to be this way cos of past experience.it's so sad and unfortunate that the innocent has to suffer for it.God help us.

Osobi32:
honestly ladies don too do guys something. Trust is now going extinct

Well I think it's vice versa,most girls turns out to be this way cos of past experience.it's so sad and unfortunate that the innocent are the ones to suffer for it.God help us.

Osobi32:
honestly ladies don too do guys something. Trust is now going extinct

It's too risky to check ur partner's phone.Is beta to stay away from it.Even if i took my gal phone,na her gallery i go go check,maybe lookin at her pix and some funny videos.Sometimes if i go check her inbox and see guys sending her love msg,i go just laugh and i go even copy am use it for other chic.

The only place I go to in my girls phone is Gallery...other than that is headache...but she will always browse my phone like her own...
Do ur thing ...no Time bro

madampresident:
Fake story

Really , so this can't happen or that chats like that doesn't go on ?
Which side is fake pls indicate

So, OP swear u never run ur own street before.. I wan hear am before I talk

Na laugh I use enter this thread,so Na laugh I go still use commot

Leave the only creature that had a conversation with a snake you say no.Now see ur life

Hahahahaha

Heyiyah... I'm really sorry OP... sometimes I wonder why women cheat... If you know you're no longer interested in someone why not break up rather than cheat and shatter another's heart...


Op you're funny oo... When you said "as a retired agbero" that part really got me

Irabor1990:
Well I think it's vice versa,most girls turns out to be this way cos of past experience.it's so sad and unfortunate that the innocent are the ones to suffer for it.God help us.

yea I agree with u...... God help us all

I'm scared of women rite now. Sumbody save me

Lamanii22:
Heyiyah... I'm really sorry OP... sometimes I wonder why women cheat... If you know you're no longer interested in someone why not break up rather than cheat and shatter another's heart...


Op you're funny oo... When you said "as a retired agbero" that part really got me

always speaking d truth, neva biased

icetrimz:
I would like to go symmetrical to the point. But before i proceed, i will like to say sorry to whom it may concern. yes people i did it, i went through her phone. I broke the rule and went against my instincts.

in fact, im writing this with pidgin so as to carry the street along. so i invite ma babe come house today, the babe too cool, silent and has this innocent look and all. As she enter house, the first thing wey she ask me be say make i go buy her pad... i swear i shock. i nearly fall sef, but as a "niggarrrr" i no tok, i just waka jeje go buy am come, i even buy fruits join sef as a beta pikin ... lol [ well, im not laughing shaa o] I later move go market buy catfish cook for her, just to make sure Jesus is happy with me, his son.

so later in the day, i went to play around with the boys as madam dey "flight mode" I came back around 9pm and met her sleeping. I waka go kitchen go take something, then i see her phone for there with 8 missed calls from the same number. As a retired agbero i sensed something was not right about the calls. So i jejely and smoothly snicked back to the room and placed her finger on her phone sensor to open it. After unlocking the phone i went straight to the rest room to settle my curiosity. omo, as i open whatsapp, enter the caller name chat, naso i collapse.......... athink say na only that one, as i enter others naso i paralyze. what i saw was UNBELIEVABLE and beyond my mental absorption. the one wey one paddy dey complain give am say she no sabi suck preeq na im wound me. I lost my breath for a moment and nearly went to join my ancestors.

please help me. this is 3am and im still in deep pains, i cant seem to walk, my sight is going blurry too and i don't know what to do about her hereafter

please how do i get my legs working again so i can at least walk back to the room and sleep first??

I can't fit laugh again.
Op, fly pls, since u finding difficulty in walking. She has amputated ur legs emotionally.

Exc2000:



Stop having unrealistic expectation on a lady you haven't engaged or married, infidelity and cheating is only for married people after saying their vows, or engaged couples who had made there intentions clear..

relationship these days is like shareholder company, its who controls the highest stake in a kpekus that is the main guy while others are side niggars, even as you are getting angry be certain that many fvckers are in her facebook and instagram DM trying their luck to gain the opportunity to slack the pvssy

So kindly also toast more girls and have side chicks, option A, option b and Option C in another state or location, this way you can also enjoy your life without too much worries and wouldn't be going to buy pad and cooking cat fish over Vagina that is cheaply available to everyone this days

In your 20s you are supposed to explore all your options and browse every available kpekus so that you can settle for the best, your girlfriend already knows the drill, na you still dey slack

.

I understand your point, but anyone that cheats during a relationship will definitely cheat during marriage. It might take more gall for her to do it, but laslas she go cheat

I feel your pain bro. But for me o, I Don decide not to go through my babe phone again. The last time I broke the rule, I no see sleep sleep, I no fit chop, my heart beat increase.

icetrimz:
I would like to go symmetrical to the point. But before i proceed, i will like to say sorry to whom it may concern. yes people i did it, i went through her phone. I broke the rule and went against my instincts.

in fact, im writing this with pidgin so as to carry the street along. so i invite ma babe come house today, the babe too cool, silent and has this innocent look and all. As she enter house, the first thing wey she ask me be say make i go buy her pad... i swear i shock. i nearly fall sef, but as a "niggarrrr" i no tok, i just waka jeje go buy am come, i even buy fruits join sef as a beta pikin ... lol [ well, im not laughing shaa o] I later move go market buy catfish cook for her, just to make sure Jesus is happy with me, his son.

so later in the day, i went to play around with the boys as madam dey "flight mode" I came back around 9pm and met her sleeping. I waka go kitchen go take something, then i see her phone for there with 8 missed calls from the same number. As a retired agbero i sensed something was not right about the calls. So i jejely and smoothly snicked back to the room and placed her finger on her phone sensor to open it. After unlocking the phone i went straight to the rest room to settle my curiosity. omo, as i open whatsapp, enter the caller name chat, naso i collapse.......... athink say na only that one, as i enter others naso i paralyze. what i saw was UNBELIEVABLE and beyond my mental absorption. the one wey one paddy dey complain give am say she no sabi suck preeq na im wound me. I lost my breath for a moment and nearly went to join my ancestors.

please help me. this is 3am and im still in deep pains, i cant seem to walk, my sight is going blurry too and i don't know what to do about her hereafter

please how do i get my legs working again so i can at least walk back to the room and sleep first??

So pathetic but just be careful before she impregnates your rod with mouth infections.
Anyway you should be happy and flying and not paralyzed since you have satisfied your curiosity by checking her phone. Congratulations �

iyke926:
Just keep her as a fuckmate and don't over react. Withdraw all the caring, emotional bullcrap, financial support and keep her solely for curing konji. And when next you fvck her...use vex stab the pussy with your prick. Don't take women serious

You de my Head Bro...lol
Chop Knuckles

You'll never walk alone

The funny thing about all this story on nairaland is that its not surprising reasons are, 90% of girls sleep with other guy/ guys outside their boyfriend yes its tru even ur babe join too its a bitter truth. na who u catch be thief simple. same applies to guys too, sometimes is just your turn a good reason why u should be careful of trust.

Liposure:
I'm scared of women rite now. Sumbody save me

You're not alone bro

tyson99:
To even marry sef dey worry my soul

Oya come make we marry.i no go worry your soul inugo

JentuPrinz:
It's too risky to check ur partner's phone.Is beta to stay away from it.Even if i took my gal phone,na her gallery i go go check,maybe lookin at her pix and some funny videos.Sometimes if i go check her inbox and see guys sending her love msg,i go just laugh and i go even copy am use it for other chic.

you be werey

OG316:
what about a gal dat refuses to forgive you after you cheated on her once...can you say she was neva into you b4?

I can't ascertain the whole situation as you ain't providing enough information but I believe relationship is a game and U should never have been caught in the first place.It's all a game of who get caught first, she might be cheating on you but was never caught

Whether she's into you or not... I can't say but not everyone can stomach the sight of a cheating partner

Carchoice:
Something is not right.

It seems all ladies have suddenly gone bad and the guys have changed to good.

Waz going on? Ladies are no longer creating threads.


Buhari must hear this.

I notice am too....sup with the girls...