Welcome, Guest: Register On Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / New
Stats: 3,153,043 members, 7,818,109 topics. Date: Sunday, 05 May 2024 at 08:08 AM

I Accessed My Gilfriend's Phone, Now I Can't Walk. Help! - Romance (8) - Nairaland

Nairaland Forum / Nairaland / General / Romance / I Accessed My Gilfriend's Phone, Now I Can't Walk. Help! (123067 Views)

Victoria Kimani: I Have Not Had Sex Since 2017, Now I Feel Like A Virgin / Should I Buy My Gf A Phone Now Or Wait A While? Advice Needed Please. / She Broke My Heart Then But Now I Have Her Progress At My Reach (2) (3) (4)

(1) (2) (3) ... (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10) (11) ... (19) (Reply) (Go Down)

Re: I Accessed My Gilfriend's Phone, Now I Can't Walk. Help! by Obere4u: 11:21pm On May 21, 2020
tyson99:

To even marry sef dey worry my soul

Swears....

People be giving reasons to think twice about marriage

1 Like

Re: I Accessed My Gilfriend's Phone, Now I Can't Walk. Help! by Nobody: 11:22pm On May 21, 2020
seanwilliam:
and dont forget to always use raincoat..


If her pussy sweet, and u no want to start pussy hussling, keep her and turn her to your sex object .Fhuck her like say she no get creator.

Kill all the feelings for her

To be honest, I hate all these relationships talk talk...
If you are in relationship, have it at the back of your mind that your girl go still fhuck up las las..


Except Virgin, no girl worths the stress.. u still have 90% assurance on virgin..


Ask yourself why jesus and God no get wife...
Take 10 dosage of redpill for today grin
As you dey tell him make he fvck life out of her na so she go dey tidy your transit to Glory

1 Like

Re: I Accessed My Gilfriend's Phone, Now I Can't Walk. Help! by Nobody: 11:22pm On May 21, 2020
icetrimz:
I would like to go symmetrical to the point. But before I proceed, I will like to say sorry to whom it may concern. Yes people I did it, I went through her phone. I broke the rule and went against my instincts.

In fact, I'm writing this with pidgin so as to carry the street along. so I invite ma babe come house today, the babe too cool, silent and has this innocent look and all. As she enter house, the first thing wey she ask me be say make i go buy her pad... i swear i shock. i nearly fall sef, but as a "niggarrrr" i no tok, i just waka jeje go buy am come, i even buy fruits join sef as a beta pikin ... lol [ well, im not laughing shaa o] I later move go market buy catfish cook for her, just to make sure Jesus is happy with me, his son.

So later in the day, i went to play around with the boys as madam dey "flight mode" I came back around 9pm and met her sleeping. I waka go kitchen go take something, then i see her phone for there with 8 missed calls from the same number. As a retired agbero i sensed something was not right about the calls. So i jejely and smoothly snicked back to the room and placed her finger on her phone sensor to open it. After unlocking the phone i went straight to the rest room to settle my curiosity. omo, as i open whatsapp, enter the caller name chat, naso i collapse.......... athink say na only that one, as i enter others naso i paralyze. what i saw was UNBELIEVABLE and beyond my mental absorption. The one wey one paddy dey complain give am say she no sabi suck preeq na im wound me. I lost my breath for a moment and nearly went to join my ancestors.

Please help me. This is 3am and I'm still in deep pains. I can't seem to walk, my sight is going blurry too and i don't know what to do about her hereafter

Please how do I get my legs working again so I can at least walk back to the room and sleep first??



to all those poltroons sayinq they dread qoinq throuqh their partner's phone, berra man'up and copy this quy!

catch her unawares, qo throuqh her phone once in a while, so you qet a better knowledqe of where you stand in her life and act accordinqly! Even if you can't walk momentarily like this quy after qoinq throuqh her mobile, at least you're eye'opened!

when he's unaware, qo throuqh his phone so you know your position in his life!

the most risky thinq...is not takinq any risk at all!

8 Likes

Re: I Accessed My Gilfriend's Phone, Now I Can't Walk. Help! by Obere4u: 11:23pm On May 21, 2020
seanwilliam:
and dont forget to always use raincoat..


If her pussy sweet, and u no want to start pussy hussling, keep her and turn her to your sex object .Fhuck her like say she no get creator.

Kill all the feelings for her

To be honest, I hate all these relationships talk talk...
If you are in relationship, have it at the back of your mind that your girl go still fhuck up las las..


Except Virgin, no girl worths the stress.. u still have 90% assurance on virgin..


Ask yourself why jesus and God no get wife...
Take 10 dosage of redpill for today grin

Even Satan no get wife
Re: I Accessed My Gilfriend's Phone, Now I Can't Walk. Help! by Mart1994(m): 11:25pm On May 21, 2020
IbrahimSkiba:




Just because she didn't buy the story, so that automatically makes her useless?

Grow up boy!
Who's this he she abi she he quoting me?

undecided

Obiviously turkeys of the same feathers.

1 Like

Re: I Accessed My Gilfriend's Phone, Now I Can't Walk. Help! by samsung007(m): 11:26pm On May 21, 2020
Do people still fall in love?

4 Likes

Re: I Accessed My Gilfriend's Phone, Now I Can't Walk. Help! by pocohantas(f): 11:29pm On May 21, 2020
No be your fellow man dey fck am?

Men are polygamous in nature. Another man fck your babe, you start to cry. grin grin

6 Likes 1 Share

Re: I Accessed My Gilfriend's Phone, Now I Can't Walk. Help! by Kelejonz: 11:29pm On May 21, 2020
[s]
icetrimz:
I would like to go symmetrical to the point. But before I proceed, I will like to say sorry to whom it may concern. Yes people I did it, I went through her phone. I broke the rule and went against my instincts.

In fact, I'm writing this with pidgin so as to carry the street along. so I invite ma babe come house today, the babe too cool, silent and has this innocent look and all. As she enter house, the first thing wey she ask me be say make i go buy her pad... i swear i shock. i nearly fall sef, but as a "niggarrrr" i no tok, i just waka jeje go buy am come, i even buy fruits join sef as a beta pikin ... lol [ well, im not laughing shaa o] I later move go market buy catfish cook for her, just to make sure Jesus is happy with me, his son.

So later in the day, i went to play around with the boys as madam dey "flight mode" I came back around 9pm and met her sleeping. I waka go kitchen go take something, then i see her phone for there with 8 missed calls from the same number. As a retired agbero i sensed something was not right about the calls. So i jejely and smoothly snicked back to the room and placed her finger on her phone sensor to open it. After unlocking the phone i went straight to the rest room to settle my curiosity. omo, as i open whatsapp, enter the caller name chat, naso i collapse.......... athink say na only that one, as i enter others naso i paralyze. what i saw was UNBELIEVABLE and beyond my mental absorption. The one wey one paddy dey complain give am say she no sabi suck preeq na im wound me. I lost my breath for a moment and nearly went to join my ancestors.

Please help me. This is 3am and I'm still in deep pains. I can't seem to walk, my sight is going blurry too and i don't know what to do about her hereafter

Please how do I get my legs working again so I can at least walk back to the room and sleep first??
[/s]

I no understand anything from this your write-up.

Wetin you see for her phone?
Re: I Accessed My Gilfriend's Phone, Now I Can't Walk. Help! by Ijaya123: 11:31pm On May 21, 2020
icetrimz:
I would like to go symmetrical to the point. But before I proceed, I will like to say sorry to whom it may concern. Yes people I did it, I went through her phone. I broke the rule and went against my instincts.

In fact, I'm writing this with pidgin so as to carry the street along. so I invite ma babe come house today, the babe too cool, silent and has this innocent look and all. As she enter house, the first thing wey she ask me be say make i go buy her pad... i swear i shock. i nearly fall sef, but as a "niggarrrr" i no tok, i just waka jeje go buy am come, i even buy fruits join sef as a beta pikin ... lol [ well, im not laughing shaa o] I later move go market buy catfish cook for her, just to make sure Jesus is happy with me, his son.

So later in the day, i went to play around with the boys as madam dey "flight mode" I came back around 9pm and met her sleeping. I waka go kitchen go take something, then i see her phone for there with 8 missed calls from the same number. As a retired agbero i sensed something was not right about the calls. So i jejely and smoothly snicked back to the room and placed her finger on her phone sensor to open it. After unlocking the phone i went straight to the rest room to settle my curiosity. omo, as i open whatsapp, enter the caller name chat, naso i collapse.......... athink say na only that one, as i enter others naso i paralyze. what i saw was UNBELIEVABLE and beyond my mental absorption. The one wey one paddy dey complain give am say she no sabi suck preeq na im wound me. I lost my breath for a moment and nearly went to join my ancestors.

Please help me. This is 3am and I'm still in deep pains. I can't seem to walk, my sight is going blurry too and i don't know what to do about her hereafter

Please how do I get my legs working again so I can at least walk back to the room and sleep first??

Your sight is going blurry and you can still type all these... Abeg tell another story.

Una think say na mumu full here? grin

1 Like

Re: I Accessed My Gilfriend's Phone, Now I Can't Walk. Help! by m140(m): 11:32pm On May 21, 2020
ybalogs:
Could be fake but happens. Mine looks faker sef but madam,e real pass real.
You dey mind her

1 Like

Re: I Accessed My Gilfriend's Phone, Now I Can't Walk. Help! by safarigirl(f): 11:33pm On May 21, 2020
Awon fornicators.

Take what you see, you never pay bride price, you dey find faithfulness.

Women keep their options open, anybody that pops the question first, wins the race.

2 Likes

Re: I Accessed My Gilfriend's Phone, Now I Can't Walk. Help! by Nobody: 11:35pm On May 21, 2020
Well.. all I know and I will say is. There are still good ladies out there... Infact very very...But their number is very disheartening..
And most of them are highly intelligent tongue tongue tongue
Re: I Accessed My Gilfriend's Phone, Now I Can't Walk. Help! by etrange: 11:36pm On May 21, 2020
Rahyberg:
The kind of Ladies we have nowadays is making me to fear Relationship a lot.

Baba, count you losses and move on.

That is how they do.

I fear person wey no fear Woman.

It's not about ladies. It's the current generation. Everyone is se.x oriented. The guys are even worse. We can't sleeping with ladies left right and centre and be bragging about it and then turn around to expect our girlfriends to be faithful, it's not logical. Everything is now about se.x. Everything.

7 Likes 1 Share

Re: I Accessed My Gilfriend's Phone, Now I Can't Walk. Help! by Enyeazu(m): 11:36pm On May 21, 2020
Baba love go knock you down harder than hard drugs will. It was said that no love no pain.

1 Like

Re: I Accessed My Gilfriend's Phone, Now I Can't Walk. Help! by Barbienice(f): 11:37pm On May 21, 2020
Lol@Now I can't walk.Op sorry
Re: I Accessed My Gilfriend's Phone, Now I Can't Walk. Help! by Richsquad(m): 11:38pm On May 21, 2020
Dude an idle man na devil.workshop..If u wer busy making money u wont have time for this rubbish

2 Likes

Re: I Accessed My Gilfriend's Phone, Now I Can't Walk. Help! by Slynation(m): 11:40pm On May 21, 2020
icetrimz:
I would like to go symmetrical to the point. But before I proceed, I will like to say sorry to whom it may concern. Yes people I did it, I went through her phone. I broke the rule and went against my instincts.

In fact, I'm writing this with pidgin so as to carry the street along. so I invite ma babe come house today, the babe too cool, silent and has this innocent look and all. As she enter house, the first thing wey she ask me be say make i go buy her pad... i swear i shock. i nearly fall sef, but as a "niggarrrr" i no tok, i just waka jeje go buy am come, i even buy fruits join sef as a beta pikin ... lol [ well, im not laughing shaa o] I later move go market buy catfish cook for her, just to make sure Jesus is happy with me, his son.

So later in the day, i went to play around with the boys as madam dey "flight mode" I came back around 9pm and met her sleeping. I waka go kitchen go take something, then i see her phone for there with 8 missed calls from the same number. As a retired agbero i sensed something was not right about the calls. So i jejely and smoothly snicked back to the room and placed her finger on her phone sensor to open it. After unlocking the phone i went straight to the rest room to settle my curiosity. omo, as i open whatsapp, enter the caller name chat, naso i collapse.......... athink say na only that one, as i enter others naso i paralyze. what i saw was UNBELIEVABLE and beyond my mental absorption. The one wey one paddy dey complain give am say she no sabi suck preeq na im wound me. I lost my breath for a moment and nearly went to join my ancestors.

Please help me. This is 3am and I'm still in deep pains. I can't seem to walk, my sight is going blurry too and i don't know what to do about her hereafter

Please how do I get my legs working again so I can at least walk back to the room and sleep first??
I love how u carried the street along..so will gonna advise you based on the street code..

Always note: Na girl wey dey with you at that moment be your GF, once she leave your gaban, she don turn another man own bdat....

And again, She nobi your girlfriend, na just say e don reach your turn...

One of my law bsay : If i see a good and honest girl, I will make her a saint, but if she's bad, I will make her worst....

So as e stands now wey be say u don confirm who your GF be, na too run her street bdat...

3 Likes

Re: I Accessed My Gilfriend's Phone, Now I Can't Walk. Help! by OROSUNBOLB(m): 11:41pm On May 21, 2020
icetrimz:
I would like to go symmetrical to the point. But before I proceed, I will like to say sorry to whom it may concern. Yes people I did it, I went through her phone. I broke the rule and went against my instincts.

In fact, I'm writing this with pidgin so as to carry the street along. so I invite ma babe come house today, the babe too cool, silent and has this innocent look and all. As she enter house, the first thing wey she ask me be say make i go buy her pad... i swear i shock. i nearly fall sef, but as a "niggarrrr" i no tok, i just waka jeje go buy am come, i even buy fruits join sef as a beta pikin ... lol [ well, im not laughing shaa o] I later move go market buy catfish cook for her, just to make sure Jesus is happy with me, his son.

So later in the day, i went to play around with the boys as madam dey "flight mode" I came back around 9pm and met her sleeping. I waka go kitchen go take something, then i see her phone for there with 8 missed calls from the same number. As a retired agbero i sensed something was not right about the calls. So i jejely and smoothly snicked back to the room and placed her finger on her phone sensor to open it. After unlocking the phone i went straight to the rest room to settle my curiosity. omo, as i open whatsapp, enter the caller name chat, naso i collapse.......... athink say na only that one, as i enter others naso i paralyze. what i saw was UNBELIEVABLE and beyond my mental absorption. The one wey one paddy dey complain give am say she no sabi suck preeq na im wound me. I lost my breath for a moment and nearly went to join my ancestors.

Please help me. This is 3am and I'm still in deep pains. I can't seem to walk, my sight is going blurry too and i don't know what to do about her hereafter

Please how do I get my legs working again so I can at least walk back to the room and sleep first??

Guy wake up na, ma sun ! You don marry am ni ? No, so what is your headache or is it legache ? Na free pussy be dat na ! Dey shine her congo dey go, just make sure say accidental discharge no dey to avoid gobe. She go get sense one day and waka comot your life.

Now let me say this, by the time you're ready to walk down the isle with your dream woman,please do not make the mistake of checking or going through her phone because you might be forced to cancel that wedding too.

Nowadays ladies no well at all.

1 Like

Re: I Accessed My Gilfriend's Phone, Now I Can't Walk. Help! by pippimp(m): 11:43pm On May 21, 2020
Only in Nigeria
Re: I Accessed My Gilfriend's Phone, Now I Can't Walk. Help! by Slimranky(m): 11:46pm On May 21, 2020
Bloodclot shit!!! Mehn
two things I hate hearing with my ears talk less seeing

Baby I'm on my period

Always pad

Almost threw up when I mistakenly touched one in my ex hand bag

Bitch don't come around if you're seeing your flow
Someone pls play Fat Joe lean back pls

Period disgust me like fvvk
Re: I Accessed My Gilfriend's Phone, Now I Can't Walk. Help! by airminem(f): 11:49pm On May 21, 2020
Words of the GUN
iyke926:
Just keep her as a fuckmate and don't over react. Withdraw all the caring, emotional bullcrap, financial support and keep her solely for curing konji. And when next you fvck her...use vex stab the pussy with your prick. Don't take women serious
Re: I Accessed My Gilfriend's Phone, Now I Can't Walk. Help! by Chatflick(m): 11:49pm On May 21, 2020
Lmao... I can relate. When it happened to me, I couldn't scream I was just in shock. Take heart man and never access your womans phone if you can't bear the trauma
Re: I Accessed My Gilfriend's Phone, Now I Can't Walk. Help! by airminem(f): 11:54pm On May 21, 2020
Op i don laugh laugh tire i No fit sleep again
abeg @op icetrimz come and make me sleep oo since yesday i neva crash grin What i can say is these shiits in relationships, unfortunately happens REALIFE grin

1 Like

Re: I Accessed My Gilfriend's Phone, Now I Can't Walk. Help! by Toks2008(m): 11:55pm On May 21, 2020
tyson99:

To even marry sef dey worry my soul

My broda you must marry o. It takes two to tango. Nah we spoil them so we must manage the fairly used we see.


This is why i tell any guy not to ever fret over any lady. Most ladies are a sexual wreck, a dust bin for many guys and i mean serious trash bin and when these ladies eventually marry, they are the type that will be shouting ''My man must never cheat on me'' when they themselves are a sorry hopeless case of sexually reckless species that do not even deserve to be a mistress but a hoe.

If many men know what their wives have passed through, they will love with sense. Even the one you disvirgin go still get long throat to go try another dick just to satisfy that hoe like spirit in many ladies.

I repeat, no lady is worth the stress of any man that wants to have peace of mind. Many of these ladies have been terribly condemned sexually by men all in the name of exes and many of them never ever recover from the Ex syndrome..

9 Likes 1 Share

Re: I Accessed My Gilfriend's Phone, Now I Can't Walk. Help! by Nobody: 11:56pm On May 21, 2020
relationship is scam all those innocent looking girls are scam the human desire to have different experience is what makes relationship difficult i feel your pain guy.
Re: I Accessed My Gilfriend's Phone, Now I Can't Walk. Help! by thaoriginator: 11:57pm On May 21, 2020
That's some deep isht bruv. Take heart and kip fukkkin
Re: I Accessed My Gilfriend's Phone, Now I Can't Walk. Help! by Oteikwu1(m): 12:00am On May 22, 2020
B4 u date any girl enquire how she was raise
Most of dis ladies are raise on survival not love use ya headx

5 Likes

Re: I Accessed My Gilfriend's Phone, Now I Can't Walk. Help! by uthlaw: 12:02am On May 22, 2020
If we advice you not to fall in love....
You will say love is sweet when you meet the right person,na part of the sweetness b dat...
Dey manage the pussy,when you are tired just jump to her best friend!
Re: I Accessed My Gilfriend's Phone, Now I Can't Walk. Help! by airminem(f): 12:03am On May 22, 2020
See yan oo sad
Toks2008:


My broda you must marry o. It takes two to tango. Nah we spoil them so we must manage the fairly used we see.


This is why i tell any guy not to ever fret over any lady. Most ladies are a sexual wreck, a dust bin for many guys and i mean serious trash bin and when these ladies eventually marry, they are the type that will be shouting ''My man must never cheat on me'' when they themselves are a sorry hopeless case of sexually reckless species that do not even deserve to be a mistress but a hoe.

If many men know what their wives have passed through, they will love with sense. Even the one you disvirgin go still get long throat to go try another dick just to satisfy that hoe like spirit in many ladies.



I repeat, no lady is what the stress of any man that wants to have sense. Many of these ladies have been terribly condemned by men
Re: I Accessed My Gilfriend's Phone, Now I Can't Walk. Help! by IbrahimSkiba(f): 12:04am On May 22, 2020
Mart1994:

Who's this he she abi she he quoting me?

undecided.


Now this is funny grin
Re: I Accessed My Gilfriend's Phone, Now I Can't Walk. Help! by OyinO: 12:05am On May 22, 2020
seanwilliam:
and dont forget to always use raincoat..


If her pussy sweet, and u no want to start pussy hussling, keep her and turn her to your sex object .Fhuck her like say she no get creator.

Kill all the feelings for her

To be honest, I hate all these relationships talk talk...
If you are in relationship, have it at the back of your mind that your girl go still fhuck up las las..


Except Virgin, no girl worths the stress.. u still have 90% assurance on virgin..


Ask yourself why jesus no get wife...
Ask yourself why God no get wife...
Ask yourself why satan no get wife...



Take 10 dosage of redpill for today grin

Lucifer na bible God wife wey him divorce

(1) (2) (3) ... (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10) (11) ... (19) (Reply)

When A Guy Makes Love To You With A Condom / Wife Confronts Her Husband And His Side Chic At Benin Hotel, Tears Her Dress / French Female Prison Guard Caught Giving A Male Inmate MouthAction

(Go Up)

Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health
religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket

Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10)

Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 75
Disclaimer: Every Nairaland member is solely responsible for anything that he/she posts or uploads on Nairaland.