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Re: I Accessed My Gilfriend's Phone, Now I Can't Walk. Help! by fireback: 12:06am On May 22, 2020
StarFist:
This one cum sweet me specially oo cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy grin cheesy grin My broda, wake her up right now and collect your missing leg ooo.. Cos you need am from tomorrow.
the right answer

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Re: I Accessed My Gilfriend's Phone, Now I Can't Walk. Help! by Nobody: 12:08am On May 22, 2020
[quote author=OROSUNBOLB post=89818134

Now let me say this, by the time you're ready to walk down the isle with your dream woman,please do not make the mistake of checking or going through her phone because you might be forced to cancel that wedding too.

Nowadays ladies no well at all.[/quote] agghh very wrong advice.if u have seen a woman u want to settle down with and she is behaving in a way to give u doubts better u check her fone ooo to clear ur mind make u no be like one bros who married a lady and on day 2 of their honey moon while the babe was in the shower her phone was vibrating endlessly and oga had to check the fone only to find out that one senator was still smashing his wife and even had sex with her on the night before her marriage cheesy.bros had to cry to pastor the next day to annul his marriage but the confused pastor did not know wat to do.If u want to settle down with a woman be very sure she is faithful and if u find cause to doubt u can back out at the last moment

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Re: I Accessed My Gilfriend's Phone, Now I Can't Walk. Help! by Nobody: 12:08am On May 22, 2020
WillyXo2:
I feel your pain bro. But for me o, I Don decide not to go through my babe phone again. The last time I broke the rule, I no see sleep sleep, I no fit chop, my heart beat increase.
Who is setting all these rules for you guys?? undecided
Re: I Accessed My Gilfriend's Phone, Now I Can't Walk. Help! by OyinO: 12:08am On May 22, 2020
Too bad!
Re: I Accessed My Gilfriend's Phone, Now I Can't Walk. Help! by Omotaday(m): 12:10am On May 22, 2020
UnusualJhay:
My father once said "That thing you're looking for, you will surely find it, and when you do, don't cry "7 grin grin


what were u looking for exactly? ?
Sorry to say, this does not make sense. You asked what was he looking for?

So he should have waited to marry the whor'e and father her bastard children before he finds out?
Re: I Accessed My Gilfriend's Phone, Now I Can't Walk. Help! by airminem(f): 12:11am On May 22, 2020
Nairaland Alpha males saying women this girls that. Shebi awon na una men claim alpha male oya na

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Re: I Accessed My Gilfriend's Phone, Now I Can't Walk. Help! by Alaganature(m): 12:13am On May 22, 2020
I fear person wey no fear women...If I were in your shoes I would have Chase her out at night not minding the risk attached... Useless girl..

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Re: I Accessed My Gilfriend's Phone, Now I Can't Walk. Help! by Nobody: 12:17am On May 22, 2020
IbrahimSkiba:



See am


Na your type dey wash your babe, menstrual pants.

Dey form commando for here
Keep encouraging Nonsense!!! undecided
Re: I Accessed My Gilfriend's Phone, Now I Can't Walk. Help! by Nobody: 12:19am On May 22, 2020
safarigirl:
Awon fornicators.

Take what you see, you never pay bride price, you dey find faithfulness.

Women keep their options open, anybody that pops the question first, wins the race.
As if bad habit die quickly undecided undecided

She will still cheat in Marriage!! A chameleon like her angry

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Re: I Accessed My Gilfriend's Phone, Now I Can't Walk. Help! by IbrahimSkiba(f): 12:19am On May 22, 2020
eni4real:
Keep encouraging Nonsense!!! undecided



And you too, keep mentioning me. You don't have a job
Re: I Accessed My Gilfriend's Phone, Now I Can't Walk. Help! by calabardick(m): 12:20am On May 22, 2020
icetrimz:

Please how do I get my legs working again so I can at least walk back to the room and sleep first??

my brother, wetin prick dey see inside toto mouth no fit tok, just eat the cheep candy, trash the wraps and move on, whores everywhere.

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Re: I Accessed My Gilfriend's Phone, Now I Can't Walk. Help! by specialbobby(m): 12:20am On May 22, 2020
Rahyberg:
The kind of Ladies we have nowadays is making me to fear Relationship a lot.

Baba, count you losses and move on.

That is how they do.

I fear person wey no fear Woman.

Even God self fear them that's why him no marry..Lolzz
Re: I Accessed My Gilfriend's Phone, Now I Can't Walk. Help! by IbrahimSkiba(f): 12:20am On May 22, 2020
Omotaday:
Sorry to say, this does not make sense. What was he looking for?

So he should have waited to marry the whor'e and father her bastard children before he finds out?



Evidence
Re: I Accessed My Gilfriend's Phone, Now I Can't Walk. Help! by Nobody: 12:21am On May 22, 2020
IbrahimSkiba:




And you too, keep mentioning me. You don't have a job
Keep promoting abusive relationships!! undecided. Karma will do her job one day angry
Re: I Accessed My Gilfriend's Phone, Now I Can't Walk. Help! by mike4zeal(m): 12:21am On May 22, 2020
Hmmm, this one weak me Sha. I don't think this really affects your legs, e suppose affect all your system, even this write-up wey you garnish with pingin English go get k-leg. As u don know now, your eye don clear, move on
Re: I Accessed My Gilfriend's Phone, Now I Can't Walk. Help! by OhiOfIhima: 12:22am On May 22, 2020
As a retired mumu in relationship, I got my coin served in 2017... Since then, nigga bad gan. Inside my street, two kpekus available to nack as I wish... Still have many options around my environ n my village sef... My point here is that, don't kill urself over one nonsense relationship, the girl I dated for good 4yrs served me hard just because I changed state due to my IT since then I gat no feelings for any babe... I have crossed many options after d incident virgin, retired oloshi, someone gf etc but I never for once dive without my raincoat, that is d code. Girls of nowadays, God help d men fork.

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Re: I Accessed My Gilfriend's Phone, Now I Can't Walk. Help! by joepepsy(m): 12:24am On May 22, 2020
cheesy grin grin nairaland.com
icetrimz:
I would like to go symmetrical to the point. But before I proceed, I will like to say sorry to whom it may concern. Yes people I did it, I went through her phone. I broke the rule and went against my instincts.

In fact, I'm writing this with pidgin so as to carry the street along. so I invite ma babe come house today, the babe too cool, silent and has this innocent look and all. As she enter house, the first thing wey she ask me be say make i go buy her pad... i swear i shock. i nearly fall sef, but as a "niggarrrr" i no tok, i just waka jeje go buy am come, i even buy fruits join sef as a beta pikin ... lol [ well, im not laughing shaa o] I later move go market buy catfish cook for her, just to make sure Jesus is happy with me, his son.

So later in the day, i went to play around with the boys as madam dey "flight mode" I came back around 9pm and met her sleeping. I waka go kitchen go take something, then i see her phone for there with 8 missed calls from the same number. As a retired agbero i sensed something was not right about the calls. So i jejely and smoothly snicked back to the room and placed her finger on her phone sensor to open it. After unlocking the phone i went straight to the rest room to settle my curiosity. omo, as i open whatsapp, enter the caller name chat, naso i collapse.......... athink say na only that one, as i enter others naso i paralyze. what i saw was UNBELIEVABLE and beyond my mental absorption. The one wey one paddy dey complain give am say she no sabi suck preeq na im wound me. I lost my breath for a moment and nearly went to join my ancestors.

Please help me. This is 3am and I'm still in deep pains. I can't seem to walk, my sight is going blurry too and i don't know what to do about her hereafter

Please how do I get my legs working again so I can at least walk back to the room and sleep first??
Re: I Accessed My Gilfriend's Phone, Now I Can't Walk. Help! by urchcoded(m): 12:31am On May 22, 2020
Kulex56:
Guy how you take get time type all these things out. With wen ti you write you don suppose pass out
that's the best and much he can do now. Trust me something similar happened to me. My own story sef go weak everybody. The worst part was dat I woke up from sleep In d midnight to read her chats after then I couldn't sleep, I fell sick instantly, fever and chills. Shit catch me I go toilet stay for almost one hour. I came back to the bed and saw dis girl enjoying her sleep, chai this kind of things can happen to anybody no matter how u claim street and do as if u don't care it will pain you.

As for OP. Don't worry u go sleep but na around 4 B4 sleep go catch you.

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Re: I Accessed My Gilfriend's Phone, Now I Can't Walk. Help! by airminem(f): 12:32am On May 22, 2020
Icetrimz , you don finaly 'waka cum' abi u dey plan to drink sniper or kolobi the shema neck?
Re: I Accessed My Gilfriend's Phone, Now I Can't Walk. Help! by calabardick(m): 12:33am On May 22, 2020
specialbobby:


Even God self fear them that's why him no marry..Lolzz

lolz
I almost believe this if not for the sake of god
Re: I Accessed My Gilfriend's Phone, Now I Can't Walk. Help! by specialbobby(m): 12:37am On May 22, 2020
Bro abeg just stand up and move on
As i dey like this ehn na this night now na im my own tell me say she wan talk with her pastor as we dey talk for phone she no no say guyman dey follow every her Facebook chatting since morning as i no get work this evening na im one guy way i dey always dey complain of do video call with her finish come dey tell her again say they have very serious talk for night. na im another person pikin way me wan help Mary con dey tell me say she wan talk to her pastor oo
I con jejely login to massenger with her detail dey wait the guy call na im guy come finally call oo with video call again as the happy mumu see say na man pick im com dey do like albino
I com say hello pastor Steven na im guy just japa
Walahi my girl get past five bf
Thank God say i don comot insinde her matter this night
The funniest thing come be say she dey cry dey beg me but still block me so that she finish with the guy
Fear woman fear woman fear woman fear woman !!!!!!

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Re: I Accessed My Gilfriend's Phone, Now I Can't Walk. Help! by OROSUNBOLB(m): 12:41am On May 22, 2020
[quote author=lefulefu post=89818612][/quote]

Even your story actually validates my point. If the man in your story had checked his wife's phone before the marriage and he discovered that there was a Senator somewhere that was giving it to her wife to be steadily,don't you think your man would have cancelled the marriage and cut ties with the lady ?

My point is that you can rarely find a decent lady without,at least, a man somewhere shining her congo nowadays. So if you must marry,why bothering yourself with her phone ? Why don't you pretend like everything is okay and hit the isle with her ?

Check that phone and I bet you 'I'll cancel that wedding !
Re: I Accessed My Gilfriend's Phone, Now I Can't Walk. Help! by safarigirl(f): 12:42am On May 22, 2020
eni4real:
As if bad habit die quickly undecided undecided

She will still cheat in Marriage!! A chameleon like her angry

Faithfulness and loyalty are scarce qualities these days, both in the male and female genders.

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Re: I Accessed My Gilfriend's Phone, Now I Can't Walk. Help! by emmaodet: 12:43am On May 22, 2020
philip0906:

Nah...Look out for yourself first. If looking out for yourself means fvcking as much women and changing them like diapers, you should happily do it and not give a hoot about how they feel. They wouldn't either so your best bet is to flex your life.

Hmmmmmm
Re: I Accessed My Gilfriend's Phone, Now I Can't Walk. Help! by Burgerlomo: 12:44am On May 22, 2020
DaddyRochie1642:
You Can Crawl back to your Room and Sleep grin grin

U are very mean cool

Re: I Accessed My Gilfriend's Phone, Now I Can't Walk. Help! by Sagay212: 12:44am On May 22, 2020
No wonder the country no dey move forward. Mumu people too plenty. I can't imagine people with functioning brains actually believe this bullshi.t and are advising the jobless teenager who should be preparing for waec and neco.

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Re: I Accessed My Gilfriend's Phone, Now I Can't Walk. Help! by Nobody: 12:45am On May 22, 2020
OROSUNBOLB:


Even your story actually validates my point. If the man in your story had checked his wife's phone before the marriage and he discovered that there was a Senator somewhere that was giving it to her wife to be steadily,don't you think your man would have cancelled the marriage and cut ties with the lady ?

My point is that you can rarely find a decent lady without,at least, a man somewhere shining her congo nowadays. So if you must marry,why bothering yourself with her phone ? Why don't you pretend like everything is okay and hit the isle with her ?

Check that phone and I bet you 'I'll cancel that wedding !
he didnt just check the phone.the phone was vibrating endllessly form the sentator's chat hence he had to check it.see ehn if u scared of checking ur wife's phone that means u dont trust her and its better off u didnt marry her cheesy.digging ur head in the sand wont solve anything cos u could catch an std from her.its better u face the problem head on cheesy
Except maybe if its an open marriage relationship u doing though
Re: I Accessed My Gilfriend's Phone, Now I Can't Walk. Help! by WriterX(m): 12:46am On May 22, 2020
Man Is.weak
Re: I Accessed My Gilfriend's Phone, Now I Can't Walk. Help! by Nobody: 12:48am On May 22, 2020
safarigirl:


Faithfulness and loyalty are scarce qualities these days, both in the male and female genders.
That is a statement of fact cool
Re: I Accessed My Gilfriend's Phone, Now I Can't Walk. Help! by MrSquint: 12:50am On May 22, 2020
Have you been shagging her without CD ?

Reason the rest of the matter
Nobody holy pass Sha.

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