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Re: Mojocorona 18+ (sex&comedy Series) by ena5four(m): 11:27am On May 18, 2020
Hardes:
]seems you were lucky
Lol, Ion Understand What U Meant O... *laughing*
I'm Just Tryna Make Sure The Story Becomes Real In My Readers Imagination.
Re: Mojocorona 18+ (sex&comedy Series) by ena5four(m): 12:21pm On May 19, 2020
Sologzy:
Following
Heeeey, I Sight U Bro! My Respect O
Re: Mojocorona 18+ (sex&comedy Series) by ena5four(m): 12:22pm On May 19, 2020
Hardes:
Thanks for the update
Anytime...
Re: Mojocorona 18+ (sex&comedy Series) by ena5four(m): 12:24pm On May 19, 2020
Hardes:
]seems you were lucky
Lol, Abi Now...
Re: Mojocorona 18+ (sex&comedy Series) by ena5four(m): 12:24pm On May 19, 2020
Hardes:
Awaiting more updates jejely
Got Ur Back On This One Jhare...
Re: Mojocorona 18+ (sex&comedy Series) by ena5four(m): 1:00pm On May 19, 2020
*EPISODE 5*

i'ill be writting this
*EPISODE 5*
&the next
*EPISODE 6*
piece in
NIGERIA PIDGIN ENGLISH
&
CYBER-WORDS.

na so i take tear race 4lo d bus conductor lyk say him steal my new iphone wey i been dey use on credit, Even all d passengers dem 1st tink say d conductor thief my money con run,
cos as i take tear race 4lo am seff,Me seff been dey wonder wear d strenght come from,
4 my plastic mind,
I no say d conductor been dey run after d agbero wey smash him "danfo" with baton,
but i tear race 4lo am so dat i go fit take dah 1 confuse pple wey been siddon inside d bus,
conductor don tear slap give d agbero, broh! con c fight even me wey i been wan run away b4 seff con wait dey separate d wrestlemania's dem
agbero: ogun lo ma pa ya e
(na god of iron go kill ur mama)
bc: na thunder go rape ur fada
agbero: *na so him shout like person wey dem shuk 3 fingers inside him bumbum*
ehn, emi
(ehn, me?)
naso him tear slap wire d conductor 4 face o,

4 where i been dey i no say yawa don gas.
Re: Mojocorona 18+ (sex&comedy Series) by ena5four(m): 1:23pm On May 19, 2020
*CONTINUATION OF EPISODE 5*
e geh 1 proverb laidat wey pple dey talk, dem talk am laidis say, if d foundation no stand kakaraka wetin d bricklayer go do?
i don apply d talk 4 dis current matter,
as e dey hot!

if nah to say 1 of dis upcoming WWE champion never tear him fellow man slap nw,
d matter 4still geh level wey we go place am,
bt as d tin con be now ehn, e don pass my level,

& Yoruba ppl dem talk say "oro ole tobi titi ka f'obe bu"

(matter no fit big so tey may we use knife cut am)

nah talk we go still talk am and nah yansh we go still take siddon discuss d matter,

KPAAA!!!

d slap sound like wen albino wey no dey c road 4 afternoon carry person pikin throw up,

e con commot as sun enta him eye, d pikin con land ontop suckerway pit,
u no as d sound dey take be now, nah how d slap sound b dat,

GBAS GBOS,

dem don begin dey exchange fist battle, con c fyt yanma yanma, no be say i no go still separate o,

bt i neva enjoy d film wey dem dey act so i still chillax dey anticipate
Re: Mojocorona 18+ (sex&comedy Series) by ena5four(m): 1:46pm On May 19, 2020
*CONTINUATION OF EPISODE 5*
Bros my no lie give u,
i tink say nah only pple wey been dey fight 4 T.V geh skill,

Agbobi con c fyt lyk dah joeboy song wey him sing party-scatter,

d fyt don begin dey sweet my belle as pple don begin dey gather, d streetlight don dey kpai 1 after d other,
sometimes i been dey wonder if nah clock dem take dey set 4 dat tin seff,
Baba God sunshine don begin dey show face as everywhere don bright,
Nah so i check my time, 6:47 am,

*u remember say nah since 5:00am i been don commot 4rmy domot*

i neva late seff, nah 9:00am d interview go start,
i still get time, i continue dey watch d LIVE MATCH between BUS CONDUCTOR and AGBERO,

my pple,
sometimes ehn,
u suppose carry sit siddon dey watch if, 2 elderly pple been dey fyt,

nah so my bus conductor take give d agbero man "snake in d eagle shadow style" 4 eyes o,

my alaye agbero juz dodge d tin,
con bendown carry my bus conductor take him back nack 1 deaf woman table,

since dem don begin dey fight,
d woman no
Re: Mojocorona 18+ (sex&comedy Series) by ena5four(m): 2:07pm On May 19, 2020
*CONTINUATION OF EPISODE 5*

no even do like say d tin concern am,
she just dey sell her "Agbo" giv her customers dem,
those ones too dey carry d tin dey gulp down dem throat lyk say dem life dey inside d herbal concortion,
GBAAA!!!
na so him back take break d woman table scatter d whole place,

Ghen Ghen,
Ghen Ghen Ghen Ghen

n all d woman customer nah Area Boys dem be,
nothin concern dem concern madness,
coz even dem themselves b original incurable madness,

d woman no kukuma talk,
she just stand dey luk dem,
she con Shift back 4 dem,
i tink say she been wan give dem space to fyt well well ni,
i no no say she been gt her own plan,

dis 2mumu fyt well well so tey,
dem fall inside gutter still dey fyt, some keke drivers and okada riders begin dey hail dem,
dey giv dem morale,

when dem fyt tire dem con stand up commot inside d gutter,

as d conductor raise up him head nah me, him frst c, ghen ghen,
na so him shout, OWO MI DA?
(whey my money)
as him wan run, make him come face me, na so d area boys dem,
Wey b
Re: Mojocorona 18+ (sex&comedy Series) by ena5four(m): 2:26pm On May 19, 2020
*CONTINUATION OF EPISODE 5*

wey bin dey drink, dey smoke, dey shaye, dey jaye, dey jejely 4 d woman shop just tear slap give am 4rm back,
as e turn make him gv d person wey tear am slap blow 4 face,him just plenty eyes dey luk am laik say him be ant 4 dem face,
all of dem don high reach cloud 9.
bro, as my guy turn say make him dey go on in own,
*na so 1 area boy=a.b wt plenty muscle 4 face tell am say*

a.b= oori ekeji e toti kunle abi?
(u no c ur 2nd wey don kneel down 4 floor bah?)

as him wan yarn, i no no wetin dey him mind wey him wan talk, na so dem give am "ifase"

bros if u no wetin dah tin mean,
u no go ever find cult pple, soldiers, sars and mopol trouble,

my guy fall down, him wan begin dey form strong head, bt as him c d agbero wey him been 4lo dey fyt b4 dey luk am wt sori face my guy begin compose himself,

unknown to my b.c, dah side nah d agbero side, d agbero no as d tin take dey b 4 him syd, dem no dey fyt 4 dah him bustop wey him dey collect money, but na because him
Re: Mojocorona 18+ (sex&comedy Series) by ena5four(m): 2:44pm On May 19, 2020
*CONTINUATION OF EPISODE 5*

*him no no say d b.c go still pursue am after him don break d b.c danfo glass, na e make am con go bk 4 him bus/stop wan begin dey collet money 4rm other bus conductors dem,
bt as him c my b.c dey run come him side wt full force na im make am 4get say nah him bus/stop him dey con begin dey fyt wrestlemania*

BROS! my b.c seff jus luk left n ryt c d filling station wey pple dey call yonni filling station, my guy face just turn red wan begin dey cry,

him don remember d side wey him dey, d side na Meiran bustop, pple no dey fyt 4 dah side, him don hear different stories about d place 4rm him conductor mentors wey dem teach am conductor,

him remember say dem tell am "even ti agbero bani ko san 1000 naira ni meiran, ogbeni, fun ni 1,500 ni o, won kin ja ni Meiran O, Sho Gbor?"

*even If Agbero Yarn Say Make U Pay 1k, My Guy, Give Am 1,500, Dem No Dey Fyt 4 Meiran O, U Hear*

him rember some hardened bus conductors too wey b say him fear,
dem don treat dem Bleep up 4 meiran bus/stop.
Re: Mojocorona 18+ (sex&comedy Series) by ena5four(m): 3:18pm On May 19, 2020
*EPISODE 6*

wit a speed of lyt, na so him take remember,
isho(nail): d b.c wey him meet 4 him boss place, d first tym him meet him boss, d guy tough no be small

eshu(devil): d b.c wey no do graduation as a full b.c, him run away after him bleep d boss pikin

abebe(handfan): d b.c wey rape him boss wife

chinedu(igbo typical name): d igbo b.c wey yarn 4 him boss say, e wan go fyt biafra war,say him lyf go beta dan being an ordinary b.c, bt d guy rough no b small,

na so him take remember all him seniors dem,
All of dem tough,sharp,smart pass him,
bt as e be say all of dem don comot 4 im oga place,
nah only him b him boss favourite,

as him take remember all of dem and d stories wey dem don yarn am about meiran, na so my guy angry face turn 2 cry cry one.

d agbero don already knw wetin dey play,
say na
to 1st fyt tire dem go 1st do, den d 2 of dem go con chop beta group beating,
dem go con pay 4 d damages n d still pay 4 d intervention of d area boys dem,
him already know say even if
Re: Mojocorona 18+ (sex&comedy Series) by ena5four(m): 3:53pm On May 19, 2020
*CONTINUATION OF EPISODE 6*

even if AMERICAN PRESIDO wey b trump show face 4 dah place,
e no fit rescue dem,

not to talk our ordinary

*clears throat: hghun hhghun*
i no say una sharp well well una go don understand wetin i been wan yarn*

*wink*

my kwantinu wit my tory,

my guy d b/c seff don begin dey expect d worse,

nah so 1 of d area boys dem yarn dey give d b.c say,

a.b1: *with macho voice*
u wan dey form strong head abi?

a.b2: papa, e fi le, o fe ku ni, ode ma ri ku yen laaro yi

(papa, leave am, him wan die nah, and him go c d death dis morning)

*d 1st area boy wey talk na him b d oga patapata 4 dah area, him no dey stay plenty well well 4 dah side because him just build new house 4 mushin, bt him just come dah morning bcoz 1 of him boys born pikin, nah celebration tinz dem dey*

b.c: *in a teary voice* ah, papa i no wan die abeg
ejo sir
mi oni she be mo
(abeg sir, i no go do am again)

as 4 my oda guy, "agbero" him don already cry river niger nah river benue him wan begin dey cry when dem call am,
Re: Mojocorona 18+ (sex&comedy Series) by ena5four(m): 4:19pm On May 19, 2020
*CONTINUATION OF EPISODE 6*

as river benue wan begin tear race commot 4 my guy eye laidis
naso him hear,

a.b papa: hey, were, wetin cause una fyt?
agbero: papa, e no pay me, i con...i con
*e wan yarn d 1 wey been dey him mouth na so d b.c cuts in*

b.c: *cuts in* e con break my glass,

KPGBAAASSS, 1 area boy wey been dey him bak 4 where him kneeldon just tear am unimaginary exloquential erotica n enfractica deliquscent slap 4 hear,
4rm d back,

4 d next 16 seconds my guy no gree hear anything,
nah only dah mosquito sound wey dey do high pitch noise wen u been dey slp,just dey sound 4 him ear,

30seconds later, i just hear

b.c: *shouts*
YEH! ETIMI...
(yeh, my hear)

all d crowd wey been gather just tear laugh lyk say dem bin dey expect da kyn tin,

1 girl wey her 6* been geh shop beside d deaf woman,
been dey sweep, bt as she just hear d shout 4rm d b.c, she just shout,

girl: YEH, ATEWO LA BA LA

everybody just tear anoda round of laughter,

"Atewo la bala" na him b d name of d area boy wey tear d b:c slap
Re: Mojocorona 18+ (sex&comedy Series) by ena5four(m): 4:39pm On May 19, 2020
*CONTINUATION OF EPISODE 6*

ATEWO LA BALA
means
NAH HAND WE DEY TAKE RICH
or
NAH PALM WE DEY TAKE RICH
*u fit choose any of dem, as to say na d same tin e mean*

Atewo la bala don slap Veronica b4, wen she geh issue wt her elder 6ta,
vero no dey sleep 4 ous again since she begin to grow breast,
na d tin wey she dey do 4 onitsha b dat,b4 family gada head do meeting say make her elder 6ta carry her go lagos make she dey work wt am,
vero 6* name nah Angela,
atewo la ba la been dey eye angela tey tey bur she no wan gree as to say atewola ba la nah area boy,
nah outside vero go sleep as usual,wen angela report am to atewo labala, nah only 1 slap atewo labala tear vero,

wallahi, she just cut ties with all her boyfriends both in village & lagos, even d forthcoming ones & her sugar uncles,
nah two weeks she use 4 hospital wey dem dey help her treat her face, wen doctors ask am wetin do am,
angela yarn lie say na accident,even d doctor sef no doubt am because of d scar,
ever since dah period,
she no dey misbehave
Re: Mojocorona 18+ (sex&comedy Series) by ena5four(m): 5:05pm On May 19, 2020
*CONTINUATION OF EPISODE 6*
again.

A.b3: sho fe je tie ni?
*been dey luk Vero*
(you Wan Chop Ur Own?)

vero been dey shake lyk rat wey electric hold ontop naked wire
she begin dey nod her head go west side n east side lyk
"ago elepon" (pendulum clock)
if u no wetin e mean "congrat"

na so 1 area.b hint d b.c say,
persn no dey talk if papa dey talk,

b,c wan yarn say
'bt no b papa dey talk wen i been talk nah'

bt as e con c Atewo la bala face Again,

Atewo La Bala face no geh joy, nah only once in 3 month d guy dey smile, e tall like tommorow no dey,
d guy no geh girlfriend as to say him no dey smile if him dey woo gyals dem, bt d guy fine sha,

him palm broad lyk standing fan blade,
if him tear prsn slap,
e dey rare make d victim no carry map for face as to say nah all him fingers go do
"FIND YOUR LOCATION"
4 person face,

if pple ax am y him hand big laidat, he dey yarn dem say nah
"SOAPY LEVEL"
if dem talk say,
dem no understand,
him go yarn dem say,

"JOIN MARLIANS AND YOU GO KNOW"
Re: Mojocorona 18+ (sex&comedy Series) by ena5four(m): 5:26pm On May 19, 2020
*CONTINUATION OF EPISODE 6*
na so papa ask the 'agbero' again,
papa: ehn ehn, kilo wa shele?
(ehn ehn, wetin com happen?)

agbero: i come smash him danfo
papa: u no break him glass?
agbero: i no no say him *papa cuts in*

papa: prsn no dey lie 4 here, na die u dey if u lie gimme o

agbero: *with frustratration written all over his face* i con break am
papa: *shouts* u break wetin?
agbero: him glass, *with teary voice*
papa: so wetin con cos d fyt?
agbero: na him
*pointing at the bus conductor*
papa: *facing d b.c* ngbo, kilo shele?(so,wetin happen)
b.c: e con break my glass con run
papa: u pay am finish, e con break ur glass?
b.c: no, as i wan pay am, my driver con carry moto run
papa: wey ur driver?

bc: *looking at d direction of where d ppl gathered, no sign of d driver or d vehicle sef, but can still c d pieces of broken glasses all over d place*
him no dey here, e don run commot,
papa: u why him run?
b.c: because here nah meiran
all d crowd just shout "YES OOOOO
NO FIGHTING 4MEIRAN"

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Re: Mojocorona 18+ (sex&comedy Series) by ena5four(m): 7:30pm On May 19, 2020
grin LOL, u guys remember i once told u, i've also read some people's work wdout appreciating it, now i know what it feels like, funny isn't it? grin i'm just tryna be real yk, well i wanna take my time to APPRECIATE ALL nairaland WRITER'S from A TO Z, including Mr Seun Osewa for giving us this platform to exhibit's our writing ability, i thank y'all, stay alive and stay positive.
i love you guys.
4rm ena5four @vybezwurld

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Re: Mojocorona 18+ (sex&comedy Series) by Hardes(m): 3:41am On May 21, 2020
Haha, thanks for the update
Re: Mojocorona 18+ (sex&comedy Series) by ena5four(m): 7:00am On May 21, 2020
Hardes:
Haha, thanks for the update
Anytime Man...
Re: Mojocorona 18+ (sex&comedy Series) by ena5four(m): 7:23am On May 25, 2020
Waiting For The View To Get To 2k, Then We Continue...or Still To 2.5k
Re: Mojocorona 18+ (sex&comedy Series) by Rasmodox101(m): 9:26pm On May 28, 2020
ena5four:
Waiting For The View To Get To 2k, Then We Continue...or Still To 2.5k
.
Boss its over 2k views now na, atleast give us small ginger na, with back 2 back updates am sure we'll get to more than 5k views in no time.
Am sure alot of people haven't gotten the hang of d story yet hence the low count.
Re: Mojocorona 18+ (sex&comedy Series) by Markzy1991: 10:56am On May 29, 2020
nice wrk bro. more ink 2 ya pen
Re: Mojocorona 18+ (sex&comedy Series) by ena5four(m): 10:51pm On May 29, 2020
Rasmodox101:
.
Boss its over 2k views now na, atleast give us small ginger na, with back 2 back updates am sure we'll get to more than 5k views in no time.
Am sure alot of people haven't gotten the hang of d story yet hence the low count.

I really appreciate your comment, brotherly!
Re: Mojocorona 18+ (sex&comedy Series) by ena5four(m): 10:53pm On May 29, 2020
Markzy1991:
nice wrk bro. more ink 2 ya pen
I really appreciate your comment bro...thanks
Re: Mojocorona 18+ (sex&comedy Series) by Rasmodox101(m): 12:08pm On May 30, 2020
ena5four:

I really appreciate your comment, brotherly!
anytime bro. Following.
Re: Mojocorona 18+ (sex&comedy Series) by ena5four(m): 4:16pm On May 31, 2020
Episode 7

by now the time is 8:10 am,
i've wasted more than enough time pokenosing into what does not concern me

i had to leave

as i turned to move out of the crowd to get myself another commercial vehicle.

what i heard was
bc:papa abeg make that guy no go o*pointing at me*
papa:*landed him a hot resounding slap* u don turn me 2 ur guard abi? orie ti daru...
me as a sharp guy now,i quickly find my way out of my fellow gathered amebo's.
who knows what might happen next,and fortunately for me, that's when i remembered my plights boom! i had no money for transport,
mehn trekking tin don start o,i'm still going to oshodi, shey i'll now be trekking to oshodi from meiran ni,
it's going to take me approximately 23hrs,na brain i must use for this kain tin,abi nah how i go come take loose this kain opportunity wey i been dey wait for since all these days,i had to board another vehicle and keep bursting them with more to more brain ni o,to go back home nah war,to go oshodi seff na another war,wait o,even if i reach

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Re: Mojocorona 18+ (sex&comedy Series) by ena5four(m): 9:59pm On Jun 03, 2020
Episode 7
Even if i reach oshodi now,nah which money i go tey enter bus wey go bundle me go back home, Ogbeni I Don Enter am today,but GOD why me nah? why me? why me of all people?
abi nah which kain strenuos monday be dis?
which kain badluck for monday morning be dis?
my phone vibrated in my pocket bringing me back to my conscious environment, oh its in meeting mode, i must have mistakenly pressed the volume-down button during the early no-ticket cinema that i had watched, well what's it with the phone,
i brought it out and checked the screen,
ghenghen mr.shola, he texted me, he already called for 15 times,
jesu! wait shey dis one nah village people ni abi city people, abi na which kain war be this, person wey been wan help me get the job wey i been wan go do interview don already call me 15 times and i no gree pick due to say i no know say the phone dey ring, mtcheew! nah how i go take no seff when be say nah thing wey no concern me i go shook neck go look, las las i open the message
Re: Mojocorona 18+ (sex&comedy Series) by ena5four(m): 10:13pm On Jun 03, 2020
Episode 7
Gbam! Nah like say motor jam person, the text reads: "hey mr.man don't u ever in ur motherfu**king life call my line again, idiot, well my boss just awarded the job to another person"
pls biko nah where i fit kill myself? nah where i fit jump inside water?
abeg i need piercing object, i must commit suicide today,
abi my run go jam motor ni? oh sorry i mean my run go for express?
all hopes are now gone,
my phone beep again,
i still fix my gaze on the device screen even after reading the text, i had to be sure i'm not dreaming of which i already know that i'm not, just satisfying my curiousity with stupidity tho! lmfaooo,
i clicked on the already popped-up message app icon,
and the text reads: "u're 1 hour late, i told my boss u'll be here sooner than expected, i already pleaded with him telling him u're stucked in traffic, i didn't know u just wanna waste my efforts, energy,time and money"
the message is from the former sender,my fingers were visibly shaking, i can't even reply
Re: Mojocorona 18+ (sex&comedy Series) by ena5four(m): 10:30pm On Jun 03, 2020
Episode 7
Wait O,where can i get somebody to delete today out of the world's calendar,i mean let's all pretend as if it never exists.
atimes it's not village people or family curse that is following somebody,it's just that sometimes,we're the cause of our misfortune,we're the architect of whatever our life becomes.
i've been expecting this work 3 month earlier after my resignation from my former work place,
i became my own motivator,
to make things worse,i had to think of a punishment to give myself for loosing this great opportunity, oh good, i remember, nature has alreay given me one. i had to trek home,plus the fact that i already had the intension of using cunning brain strategy to destabilize the mental part responsible for money-seeking from lagos bus conductors, but now i had to think of a way to teach myself unregretable lesson that i'd never forget, this one i'm about to suffer is from mother "EARTH" it was her son "NATURE" that gave me tho. i can't loose two things at the same

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Re: Mojocorona 18+ (sex&comedy Series) by Rasmodox101(m): 12:19am On Jun 04, 2020
grin thanks 4 d update.
Re: Mojocorona 18+ (sex&comedy Series) by ena5four(m): 9:46am On Jun 04, 2020
grin
Rasmodox101:
grin thanks 4 d update.
Rasmodox101:
grin thanks 4 d update.
Rasmodox101:
grin thanks 4 d update.
u're 1 million% welcom

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