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Re: I Thought She Was Squirting But She Messed Up My Bed With Urine by Asensio13(m): 7:26pm On Jun 23, 2020
Be prepared because she'll always come for more

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Re: I Thought She Was Squirting But She Messed Up My Bed With Urine by Bellotelli: 7:37pm On Jun 23, 2020
Before nko... Is squirting not urine?
Re: I Thought She Was Squirting But She Messed Up My Bed With Urine by chris259(m): 7:38pm On Jun 23, 2020
Guy u be odogwu!

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Re: I Thought She Was Squirting But She Messed Up My Bed With Urine by extol1(m): 7:42pm On Jun 23, 2020
what is squirt
Re: I Thought She Was Squirting But She Messed Up My Bed With Urine by Ahmback(m): 7:46pm On Jun 23, 2020
nonhuman:
I met this lady few days ago she came over and as we were on the bed having sex it didn't take long i began too feel wetness everywhere and the feeling was hot to be frank. I was enjoying the warmth of the wetness on my dick as I continue to dig harder, I thought she was squirting, it continues to pour and my bed was all soaked at the end I had to check what it was by smelling it, and to my greatest surprise it was pure urine, I was really disappointed, I vowed from that sport never to invite her again and it rained that day, there was no sun, to dry my mattress. now my question is, is it normal for a girl to keep urinating during sex, or is something wrong with her?
I can't stop laughing �� �

Re: I Thought She Was Squirting But She Messed Up My Bed With Urine by DaInferno(m): 8:04pm On Jun 23, 2020
emmax27:


Squirting na combination of urine and female orgams, which literally smells like pee.
And it's practically impossible to urinate during sex so am definitely sure she was squirting
lol... u be novice, urine and squirt no get rrasoning, abi na combination u call am?!
Re: I Thought She Was Squirting But She Messed Up My Bed With Urine by Andrew13: 8:06pm On Jun 23, 2020
Guy u nor know wetin be squirt lol





That's what she did bro



Lol squirt-pee
Re: I Thought She Was Squirting But She Messed Up My Bed With Urine by Silentgroper(m): 8:13pm On Jun 23, 2020
Froshhh7:
.....u better chek wella if shit no dey
.. Froshloaded. Na you be this
Re: I Thought She Was Squirting But She Messed Up My Bed With Urine by Nobody: 8:26pm On Jun 23, 2020
Lol naive Op doesn't know what that meanscheesy
Re: I Thought She Was Squirting But She Messed Up My Bed With Urine by ArticleBeast: 8:28pm On Jun 23, 2020
NobleDeSage001:
There is no difference between squirt and urine as such.
If I am not mistaken, squirt is colourless while urine has colour.
Both are of same content and are produced from the same place. She squirted and not urinated.
It's practically impossible for a girl to urinate during sex.
https://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/321156
Re: I Thought She Was Squirting But She Messed Up My Bed With Urine by farellstone: 8:30pm On Jun 23, 2020
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Re: I Thought She Was Squirting But She Messed Up My Bed With Urine by DonBenny77(m): 8:37pm On Jun 23, 2020
nonhuman:
I met this lady few days ago she came over and as we were on the bed having sex it didn't take long i began too feel wetness everywhere and the feeling was hot to be frank. I was enjoying the warmth of the wetness on my dick as I continue to dig harder, I thought she was squirting, it continues to pour and my bed was all soaked at the end I had to check what it was by smelling it, and to my greatest surprise it was pure urine, I was really disappointed, I vowed from that sport never to invite her again and it rained that day, there was no sun, to dry my mattress. now my question is, is it normal for a girl to keep urinating during sex, or is something wrong with her?
Same to me one babe i dated few years ago sprayed hot urine all over me, my foam and even my rug say na squirting, the urine smell no be here for 5 days I no fit sleep for my room na parlour i dey sleep with mosquitoes
I told her straight up next time don't squirt you can do that shit when under someone else's roof not mine. Rubbish!
All these smally them after watching lesbian porn them go wan act everything.
Re: I Thought She Was Squirting But She Messed Up My Bed With Urine by Olatara(f): 8:49pm On Jun 23, 2020
nonhuman:
I met this lady few days ago she came over and as we were on the bed having sex it didn't take long i began too feel wetness everywhere and the feeling was hot to be frank. I was enjoying the warmth of the wetness on my dick as I continue to dig harder, I thought she was squirting, it continues to pour and my bed was all soaked at the end I had to check what it was by smelling it, and to my greatest surprise it was pure urine, I was really disappointed, I vowed from that sport never to invite her again and it rained that day, there was no sun, to dry my mattress. now my question is, is it normal for a girl to keep urinating during sex, or is something wrong with her?
Why you no put the mattress for today, sun shine nah. cheesy
Re: I Thought She Was Squirting But She Messed Up My Bed With Urine by Nobody: 9:31pm On Jun 23, 2020
emmax27:


Squirting na combination of urine and female orgams, which literally smells like pee.
And it's practically impossible to urinate during sex so am definitely sure she was squirting


How you can be confidently ignorant like this is a marvel shocked

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Re: I Thought She Was Squirting But She Messed Up My Bed With Urine by Nobody: 9:32pm On Jun 23, 2020
Bellotelli:
Before nko... Is squirting not urine?


No darling, squirting is not urinating.

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Re: I Thought She Was Squirting But She Messed Up My Bed With Urine by Dfynboi: 9:39pm On Jun 23, 2020
Zendinho:
You didn't tell us her reaction after the rendezvous.

Though your story could be true, but since you didn't inform us about the the totality of the bedmatic series.......IT SOUND FICTITIOUS.
lol,maah nigga
Re: I Thought She Was Squirting But She Messed Up My Bed With Urine by Nobody: 9:42pm On Jun 23, 2020
nonhuman:
I met this lady few days ago she came over and as we were on the bed having sex it didn't take long i began too feel wetness everywhere and the feeling was hot to be frank. I was enjoying the warmth of the wetness on my dick as I continue to dig harder, I thought she was squirting, it continues to pour and my bed was all soaked at the end I had to check what it was by smelling it, and to my greatest surprise it was pure urine, I was really disappointed, I vowed from that sport never to invite her again and it rained that day, there was no sun, to dry my mattress. now my question is, is it normal for a girl to keep urinating during sex, or is something wrong with her?
The pee was as a result of nice banging...don't be scared inviting her n3x time.
Go buy nylon paper spread on the bed before putting ur bed sheet....enjoy ur self bro.
Re: I Thought She Was Squirting But She Messed Up My Bed With Urine by Froshloaded: 9:44pm On Jun 23, 2020
Silentgroper:
.. Froshloaded. Na you be this
No sir
Re: I Thought She Was Squirting But She Messed Up My Bed With Urine by Tominix(m): 9:49pm On Jun 23, 2020
Froshloaded:
No sir
Even me sef think say na YOU
Re: I Thought She Was Squirting But She Messed Up My Bed With Urine by Froshloaded: 9:50pm On Jun 23, 2020
Tominix:
Even me sef think say na YOU
No sir
Re: I Thought She Was Squirting But She Messed Up My Bed With Urine by Tominix(m): 9:53pm On Jun 23, 2020
Froshloaded:
No sir
Sir??, wait ó which church u go ?
Re: I Thought She Was Squirting But She Messed Up My Bed With Urine by Silentgroper(m): 9:55pm On Jun 23, 2020
Froshloaded:
No sir
..ok sir

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Re: I Thought She Was Squirting But She Messed Up My Bed With Urine by Froshloaded: 10:00pm On Jun 23, 2020
Tominix:
Sir??, wait ó which church u go ?

Why are you asking
Re: I Thought She Was Squirting But She Messed Up My Bed With Urine by Tominix(m): 10:01pm On Jun 23, 2020
Froshloaded:

Why are you asking
U don kwayet down, asin GENTLE

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Re: I Thought She Was Squirting But She Messed Up My Bed With Urine by Silentgroper(m): 10:02pm On Jun 23, 2020
DonBenny77:

Same to me one babe i dated few years ago sprayed hot urine all over me, my foam and even my rug say na squirting, the urine smell no be here for 5 days I no fit sleep for my room na parlour i dey sleep with mosquitoes
I told her straight up next time don't squirt you can do that shit when under someone else's roof not mine. Rubbish!
All these smally them after watching lesbian porn them go wan act everything.
..squirting isnt voluntary.

you sure xay you don gbensh b4
Re: I Thought She Was Squirting But She Messed Up My Bed With Urine by Tominix(m): 10:02pm On Jun 23, 2020
Froshloaded:

Why are you asking
Asif say pastor preach to you, one_one_one
Re: I Thought She Was Squirting But She Messed Up My Bed With Urine by Froshloaded: 10:02pm On Jun 23, 2020
Froshloaded:

Really smiley
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Tominix:
Asif say pastor preach to you, one_one_one
Really smiley
Re: I Thought She Was Squirting But She Messed Up My Bed With Urine by Tominix(m): 10:04pm On Jun 23, 2020
Froshloaded:
Really smiley
Ah swr
Re: I Thought She Was Squirting But She Messed Up My Bed With Urine by Froshloaded: 10:04pm On Jun 23, 2020
Tominix:
Ah swr
You sef u no dey dey active
Why..
Re: I Thought She Was Squirting But She Messed Up My Bed With Urine by Froshloaded: 10:05pm On Jun 23, 2020
Petyprincess
Long time no mentions

If you no greet us we go greet you.
Re: I Thought She Was Squirting But She Messed Up My Bed With Urine by Tominix(m): 10:10pm On Jun 23, 2020
Froshloaded:
You sef u no dey dey active Why..
Sorry bros, na 2go hol me down, and i don change
Re: I Thought She Was Squirting But She Messed Up My Bed With Urine by Tominix(m): 10:11pm On Jun 23, 2020
Froshloaded:
Petyprincess Long time no mentions
If you no greet us we go greet you.
evun u miss am

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