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Re: I Thought She Was Squirting But She Messed Up My Bed With Urine by SweetCunt97(f): 10:12pm On Jun 23, 2020
Soo those White yogurt like squirt for porn na fake huh? They inject the yogurt and push it out like say na orgasm undecided
Re: I Thought She Was Squirting But She Messed Up My Bed With Urine by Mobileowowa: 10:14pm On Jun 23, 2020
hilarious comment!
SweetCunt97:
Soo those White yogurt like squirt for porn na fake huh? They inject the yogurt and push it out like say na orgasm undecided
Re: I Thought She Was Squirting But She Messed Up My Bed With Urine by Froshloaded: 10:14pm On Jun 23, 2020
Tominix:
Sorry bros, na 2go hol me down, and i don change

Are you kidding me?
2go still works?
Re: I Thought She Was Squirting But She Messed Up My Bed With Urine by Tominix(m): 10:16pm On Jun 23, 2020
Froshloaded:

Are you kidding me? 2go still works?
ah swr, check google play store
Re: I Thought She Was Squirting But She Messed Up My Bed With Urine by Burgerlomo: 10:17pm On Jun 23, 2020
nonhuman:
I met this lady few days ago she came over and as we were on the bed having sex it didn't take long i began too feel wetness everywhere and the feeling was hot to be frank. I was enjoying the warmth of the wetness on my dick as I continue to dig harder, I thought she was squirting, it continues to pour and my bed was all soaked at the end I had to check what it was by smelling it, and to my greatest surprise it was pure urine, I was really disappointed, I vowed from that sport never to invite her again and it rained that day, there was no sun, to dry my mattress. now my question is, is it normal for a girl to keep urinating during sex, or is something wrong with her?

How dare you Mr digger who busted the innocent gal urine pipe and still have the audacity to complain.

Re: I Thought She Was Squirting But She Messed Up My Bed With Urine by Froshloaded: 10:25pm On Jun 23, 2020
Tominix:
ah swr, check google play store

Is it still this same way?
Re: I Thought She Was Squirting But She Messed Up My Bed With Urine by Olude193: 10:28pm On Jun 23, 2020
In this Corona era
People are sleeping with random girls
Re: I Thought She Was Squirting But She Messed Up My Bed With Urine by Tominix(m): 10:29pm On Jun 23, 2020
Froshloaded:

Is it still this same way?
It is berra, version 7.0.0 is the latest
Re: I Thought She Was Squirting But She Messed Up My Bed With Urine by Froshloaded: 10:30pm On Jun 23, 2020
Tominix:
It is berra, version 7.0.0 is the latest
What are the new features?
Re: I Thought She Was Squirting But She Messed Up My Bed With Urine by Nobody: 10:31pm On Jun 23, 2020
SweetCunt97:
Soo those White yogurt like squirt for porn na fake huh? They inject the yogurt and push it out like say na orgasm undecided
Yes na.

They use CeraVe face cleanser to fake cum in porn movies.

But Vaseline crew don't understand that it is acting.
Re: I Thought She Was Squirting But She Messed Up My Bed With Urine by Tominix(m): 10:32pm On Jun 23, 2020
Froshloaded:

What are the new features?
U can switch acct, voice chat, new 2go rooms e.t.c

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Re: I Thought She Was Squirting But She Messed Up My Bed With Urine by Shedrack777: 10:54pm On Jun 23, 2020
BabbanBura:

Ogini
see the owner don show. tell the op what your moniker means
Re: I Thought She Was Squirting But She Messed Up My Bed With Urine by NobleDeSage001: 12:47am On Jun 24, 2020
We are saying the same thing but the correct word should be used to describe it "squirt".
Squirt happens or is induced during sex activity unlike normal passage of urine which happens outside sex.
Also understand that squirting is involuntary while urinating is voluntary. Girls don't have control over squirting...
Re: I Thought She Was Squirting But She Messed Up My Bed With Urine by emmax27(m): 3:03am On Jun 24, 2020
merahki:



How you can be confidently ignorant like this is a marvel shocked

Ova who knows it all, you could have just save me the stress of been ignorant and explaining since you know better.... A lady once told me what squirting is all bout and how disgusting and smelly it is. In ever bleep girl till she squirt even tho I would love to see what it looks like myself, so no enter my matter and just skip my comment oga
Re: I Thought She Was Squirting But She Messed Up My Bed With Urine by konkonbilo(m): 5:05am On Jun 24, 2020
Bellotelli:
Before nko... Is squirting not urine?
No, it's not urine
Re: I Thought She Was Squirting But She Messed Up My Bed With Urine by Corbin: 5:14am On Jun 24, 2020
SweetCunt97:
Soo those White yogurt like squirt for porn na fake huh? They inject the yogurt and push it out like say na orgasm undecided
you should know
ain't you a girl ??
Re: I Thought She Was Squirting But She Messed Up My Bed With Urine by ShitStain(m): 11:36am On Jun 24, 2020
Lol...jonzing nigga...u ma sef go her house go squirt na.since everybody wants to be mad
Re: I Thought She Was Squirting But She Messed Up My Bed With Urine by Bisshop123(f): 12:00pm On Jun 24, 2020
Sluvist:
Just smell is not enough for you to prove it as urine. Who even told you that females urine dey smell sef?
Some mattress starts smelling immediate they becomes soaked, possibly yours is one of them.


Female urine no dey smell?
U never jam smell!!
Re: I Thought She Was Squirting But She Messed Up My Bed With Urine by Petyprincess(f): 9:19pm On Jul 15, 2020
Froshloaded:
Petyprincess
Long time no mentions

If you no greet us we go greet you.
I am doing cool,thanks for asking.

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Re: I Thought She Was Squirting But She Messed Up My Bed With Urine by Froshloaded: 9:25pm On Jul 15, 2020
Petyprincess:

I am doing cool,thanks for asking.

Since undecided
Re: I Thought She Was Squirting But She Messed Up My Bed With Urine by Petyprincess(f): 9:26pm On Jul 15, 2020
Froshloaded:


Since undecided
Just logged in tonight
I last logged in June 18th

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Re: I Thought She Was Squirting But She Messed Up My Bed With Urine by Froshloaded: 9:31pm On Jul 15, 2020
Petyprincess:

Just logged in tonight
I last logged in June 18th
I see
What about your Nl Boo?
Re: I Thought She Was Squirting But She Messed Up My Bed With Urine by Petyprincess(f): 9:36pm On Jul 15, 2020
Froshloaded:

I see
What about your Nl Boo?

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Re: I Thought She Was Squirting But She Messed Up My Bed With Urine by Froshloaded: 10:34pm On Jul 15, 2020
Petyprincess:

Bigdhap nah?
Re: I Thought She Was Squirting But She Messed Up My Bed With Urine by Petyprincess(f): 6:49pm On Jul 16, 2020
Iceyjays:
I was banned, i am liar!

I will get banned again don't worry.

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Re: I Thought She Was Squirting But She Messed Up My Bed With Urine by Silentgroper(m): 3:17am On Jul 17, 2020
Lol.. Mistakened identity


lwkmd4h

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