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Re: If Your Lawyer's Trouser Is Like This, Nwanne Forget It, You Are Going To Jail!! by lozanni(m): 3:43pm On Jul 05, 2020
grin grin grin Does that look like the trousers of a clueless person
Re: If Your Lawyer's Trouser Is Like This, Nwanne Forget It, You Are Going To Jail!! by ofiko123(m): 3:43pm On Jul 05, 2020
Yeah.. Definitely going to jail.
Re: If Your Lawyer's Trouser Is Like This, Nwanne Forget It, You Are Going To Jail!! by Saint99: 3:44pm On Jul 05, 2020
This kind of Layers are known as killers, terrify opponents , bully defenders, feared by Judges, they have references up to 1704. You wouldn't want to stand against them in the Law Court

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Re: If Your Lawyer's Trouser Is Like This, Nwanne Forget It, You Are Going To Jail!! by mrkings84(m): 3:48pm On Jul 05, 2020
Is that one trouser?
That's what Americans call pant!

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Re: If Your Lawyer's Trouser Is Like This, Nwanne Forget It, You Are Going To Jail!! by nath34(m): 3:48pm On Jul 05, 2020
Just for the gas.
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Re: If Your Lawyer's Trouser Is Like This, Nwanne Forget It, You Are Going To Jail!! by Adakintroy2: 3:48pm On Jul 05, 2020
Another apostle of packaging spotted. You will see them on everywhere evangelizing why you should dress properly and why all you wear speak volume of your personality.

So here we are designing things to suggest personalities.Human depth predicted by physical outlooks. So now so many ignorant people are dressed. They call it packaging. A process in manufacturing that already suggest series of processed testing.

Those who go straight to the end (packaging) fail to note it's a end process and does not tell of the substance. Any intelligent person can see through a well dress man that is yet fool.
Re: If Your Lawyer's Trouser Is Like This, Nwanne Forget It, You Are Going To Jail!! by DCmonster: 3:49pm On Jul 05, 2020
But, Thirsty Rawlings was able to keep Luscious outta jail even though he was a sloppy dresser kinda lawyer. grin

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Re: If Your Lawyer's Trouser Is Like This, Nwanne Forget It, You Are Going To Jail!! by 1Dray(m): 3:51pm On Jul 05, 2020
nickvanilla:


Meanwhile, I am available to help you with your business registration, company registration, CAC matters and property deals. Check my siggy.

You mean this is all you can handle after spending years reading law?

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Re: If Your Lawyer's Trouser Is Like This, Nwanne Forget It, You Are Going To Jail!! by Openbusiness3: 3:52pm On Jul 05, 2020
Simplecity:
can i may grin grin
yes, you can may i grin
Re: If Your Lawyer's Trouser Is Like This, Nwanne Forget It, You Are Going To Jail!! by SmartPolician: 3:56pm On Jul 05, 2020
oz4real83:
Dressing sometimes doesn't tell who you are. Some professors, despite their brilliance, look like madmen but don t be deceived, most are highly cerebral. grin

Yet Nigeria is still a shithole?

Who dem help?
Re: If Your Lawyer's Trouser Is Like This, Nwanne Forget It, You Are Going To Jail!! by Chiboto414: 3:56pm On Jul 05, 2020
Lolźzzzzzzz
Re: If Your Lawyer's Trouser Is Like This, Nwanne Forget It, You Are Going To Jail!! by eldoradoxx: 3:57pm On Jul 05, 2020
grin, if this kind lawyer catch your huspuppy Gucci Master lawyer type for Court, person wey trailer jam go better pass your case. They are mostly the old lawyers that have PhD in technicality. If u want to waste your opponents time in court, get this time. They can do one matter for 20 years until your opponent is fed up and gives u. You see he looks like trouble, you pay him to take away ur trouble and make it his own.

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Re: If Your Lawyer's Trouser Is Like This, Nwanne Forget It, You Are Going To Jail!! by Nobody: 3:57pm On Jul 05, 2020
Ogbenutan niyen.
Re: If Your Lawyer's Trouser Is Like This, Nwanne Forget It, You Are Going To Jail!! by OBTOREPA(m): 3:59pm On Jul 05, 2020
A born again lawyer maybe Deeperlife or Chosen man. They are very strict and cannot compromise.

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Re: If Your Lawyer's Trouser Is Like This, Nwanne Forget It, You Are Going To Jail!! by Nobody: 4:00pm On Jul 05, 2020
Goddys:
I am a lawyer and I can confidently tell anyone that wishes to know that the type of lawyers depicted above are hard nut to crack. They know how to get justice for you and win your case if you entice them with enough money. They know every technicalities in law. They know how to persuade and trick the court. They know temperaments of every court.

They are what we call old generation of lawyers. They hate mismanagement even when they are spending on themselves. they use Nokia-torch kind of phone and go for common cheap stuff. They are not really poor,it is just their lifestyle.They are going extinct now.


What folks don't understand is these type of lawyers are often book smart.

They give you sleepless nights. Once they file a notice of preliminary objection, forget it, one of the grounds most catch you, except you are equal to the task.

They love using locus classicus from the 70's, 80's and 90's. And sometimes, they have prepared their appelate brief at the supreme court, while trial is yet to commence at the trial court. grin

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Re: If Your Lawyer's Trouser Is Like This, Nwanne Forget It, You Are Going To Jail!! by caesarsconcept(m): 4:03pm On Jul 05, 2020
Make sure say u carry your affidavit

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Re: If Your Lawyer's Trouser Is Like This, Nwanne Forget It, You Are Going To Jail!! by Focus4166: 4:04pm On Jul 05, 2020
Re: If Your Lawyer's Trouser Is Like This, Nwanne Forget It, You Are Going To Jail!! by northvietnam(m): 4:04pm On Jul 05, 2020
Nawaaoh:
Hushpuppi’s kind of lawyer grin grin grin

For the records, Ray hush puppi just hired micheal Jackson’s lawyer

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Re: If Your Lawyer's Trouser Is Like This, Nwanne Forget It, You Are Going To Jail!! by taibat61(m): 4:11pm On Jul 05, 2020
Bomboclat
Re: If Your Lawyer's Trouser Is Like This, Nwanne Forget It, You Are Going To Jail!! by stephenstiv: 4:11pm On Jul 05, 2020
this one strong ooo!
Re: If Your Lawyer's Trouser Is Like This, Nwanne Forget It, You Are Going To Jail!! by davidtuzy(m): 4:11pm On Jul 05, 2020
jail straight.. No delay
Re: If Your Lawyer's Trouser Is Like This, Nwanne Forget It, You Are Going To Jail!! by Nobody: 4:13pm On Jul 05, 2020
grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: If Your Lawyer's Trouser Is Like This, Nwanne Forget It, You Are Going To Jail!! by stephenstiv: 4:14pm On Jul 05, 2020
lol
Re: If Your Lawyer's Trouser Is Like This, Nwanne Forget It, You Are Going To Jail!! by nickvanilla(m): 4:18pm On Jul 05, 2020
1Dray:


You mean this is all you can handle after spending years reading law?

That's a tip of the iceberg wink
Re: If Your Lawyer's Trouser Is Like This, Nwanne Forget It, You Are Going To Jail!! by tillaman(m): 4:20pm On Jul 05, 2020
Na the only lawyer wey fit settle Hushpuppi matter be this
Re: If Your Lawyer's Trouser Is Like This, Nwanne Forget It, You Are Going To Jail!! by doziefrank07(m): 4:24pm On Jul 05, 2020
Na dem... gringringringrin
"my lord may I? can I may?...I don't want to be too forward in your court in order not to lose my grouth" gringringrin

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Re: If Your Lawyer's Trouser Is Like This, Nwanne Forget It, You Are Going To Jail!! by nokatakata: 4:24pm On Jul 05, 2020
Nawaaoh:
grin cheesy grin cheesy

That's ohamadike's lawyer....dilector did not pay him before he absconded to oblivion. cheesy grin
Re: If Your Lawyer's Trouser Is Like This, Nwanne Forget It, You Are Going To Jail!! by francismob: 4:29pm On Jul 05, 2020
Focusmind:
These are how those without good dress sense looks like. Very Common among fat guys and K-leg guys.

My boss always says that those without good sense of dressing are not usually smart and lacks confidence. But with straight pant trousers, starched white shirt, clean shaven, a brown Zara shoe and Suit, you looks intimidating and appealing and exuding so much confidence.

If you are in a service industry or a consultant, you need .to look sharp, smart and successful for people to do business with you grin

People like to associate with successful people in business. So, take your dressing seriously. It must not be expensive but well fitted. That's what matters. I pick all my quality shoes, Zara suites, jackets as ok and then my laundry man finishes the work. He will think it was bought in high-street in London
It simply means you can think for yourself if you look like this. Have you seen a pic of Albert Einstein with shaved mustache or pencil trouser. Even his hair screams i dont give a f what you think.

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Re: If Your Lawyer's Trouser Is Like This, Nwanne Forget It, You Are Going To Jail!! by Nobody: 4:33pm On Jul 05, 2020
Lol grin grin grin
Re: If Your Lawyer's Trouser Is Like This, Nwanne Forget It, You Are Going To Jail!! by Nawaaoh: 4:36pm On Jul 05, 2020
tillaman:
Na the only lawyer wey fit settle Hushpuppi matter be this


Abi oo. So that the matter go rest!!! 20+ years in prison!!!
grin grin grin cheesy grin

Re: If Your Lawyer's Trouser Is Like This, Nwanne Forget It, You Are Going To Jail!! by knowhowk: 4:38pm On Jul 05, 2020
Probably the lawyer prefers big Trouser not a sign of Poverty .
Re: If Your Lawyer's Trouser Is Like This, Nwanne Forget It, You Are Going To Jail!! by Investnow2017: 4:38pm On Jul 05, 2020
Goddys:
I am a lawyer and I can confidently tell anyone that wishes to know that the type of lawyers depicted above are hard nut to crack. They know how to get justice for you and win your case if you entice them with enough money. They know every technicalities in law. They know how to persuade and trick the court. They know temperaments of every court.

They are what we call old generation of lawyers. They hate mismanagement even when they are spending on themselves. they use Nokia-torch kind of phone and go for common cheap stuff. They are not really poor,it is just their lifestyle.They are going extinct now.
I agree with you. But using a whole king-size bedsheet to sew just one trouser, hmnmhmnmhnm in this 21st century cheesy That is a story for another grin

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