After I lost my bets for the day, I logged in to Facebook I insulted a female Soldier, we quarreled but guess what we've settled... She even invited me to come and visit her at her barracks. I can't wait to see her
Cc 12AD

12AD:
Anyone who makes me laugh wins... Original and betting jokes only... No other joke is allowed...
Good luck

so 12ad instruct interesting members here to go in to the garden and bring any 3pieces of fruit(jokes) of their choice to stand a chance of winning a give away.

First Udwice came with 3 piecce of orange. He was then ordered to drink them off(with the shell) with out displaying any facials discomfort, laughter or cries. although, Udwise tried, but was unable to muster the bitterness when he was at the 3orange. before unleashing a gnashing expression. 12ad have no choice than to disqualify him for breaking the rules.

Next was Maleye who came with 3piecea of strawberry. He was order to do the same without breaking the rules. when he was about to bite the last strawberry he Busted in to laughter this prompted 12ad to disqualify him immediately.

Udwise asked him " but you were on the verge of winning the bounty what happened that mde you laugh." Maleye couldn't contain his laughter when he bloated out that " I saw Attitude coming with 3pieces of water melons that's why" the both Busted into uncontrollable laughter.

eunisam:
❇️DD❇️

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*ALL DIE NA DIE... ALL WIN NA WIN. WHEN YOU LOSE AND RELENT, YOU BECOME A COWARD WHOM WILL NEVER GET BACK WHAT HE HAS LOST*

*WE GO AGAIN*





❇️PROPERTY OF 49MILLION PROJECT ✅

send me million ticket

12AD

Watching actions movies has always been my thing right from time. As a kid, after watching those movies in the day, the real action film would starts at night in my dream.
As little as I was, the part that trilled me the most was when the actor throws a knife from a far distance and its moves accurately to the bosom of the enemy.
That part go me so well that I swore on my honor to master such craft and guess who suffered the consequences? our poor plantains and Bananas.

After school, I would team up with some notorious boys in our neighborhood. those ones that the devil have sent to come and finish me kpata kpata with corruption.
We would all head to the backyard quarreling and arguing who was going to take the first shot.
And for the next 2 to 3 hours, we would all be busy sending tons of pen-knives into those poor stems.
For two weeks our practices went on smooth and successful and we kept extending our steps as we progressed.
Then one cool evening when the equator and the latitude and all the geographical components that makes up a whirlwind decided it was time to visit number 35 Tabanacle road, uyo, Akwa ibom state.
It was a Friday night, and the windstorm wasn't friendly at all. it actually made the night sweet, but little did I know that the morning would be bitter.

I woke up the next morning to an argument outside, I kept hearing:
"he is the one"
"yes all of them"
"he is among"
Arh, what on earth is happening in this stupid compound, who is this person that is among and not among at the same time?
well, I didn't even bother because I knew I could never be among anything, even my class teacher told me that.
Why won't she when she has spend all her precious time teaching my big head so I could at least be among the first 5.
But No!, I always derive joy is taking the last position, I mean, who should I leave it for? I am saving those people from depression, You're welcome.
Two second, I was dragged out of the house like a criminal that stole fish in mile one. when I finally gain my balance and looked around, I saw my fellow babarians... F*ck that shit, e don be. I sigh.


We were all paraded to the backyard, lo and behold, all the plantains were bowing to us, what an humble creatures.
I was the first person to shout: "I did not"... before I could complete "do it", I received a triple impact slap from my dad. I was Dumb, Deaf and Partially Blind. Triple Action indeed!!!
The man that had a small mechanic workshop in front of our compound was the Chief Executioner, and my dad? Lol that one was the assistant Major General and one of my uncle that was staying with us was the Brigadier General.
That day was bloody, oh sorry, "TEARY", because our tears flowed like a river.
Have you heard of the weeping and gnashing of teeth the Bible talked about? Yeah, I think we were the one that inspired that portion of the Bible.

Even till date, anytime I hold a knife and I sight a plantain stem, I'm always tempted to throw the knife at it. but then I'll remember my dad's triple action slap, then I'll just walk and pass.
One would think it's maturity, lol... Maturity fire!
Bro, Fear still dey catch me like this, I never still recover from that shock and I don't think I will ever.

gift01:
stop taking things too personal and stop putting out most of your private life on social media. Learn to ignore the doubters. See what you just posted, I fit track you easily sef. Na wa

How will you track it? Is it with the reference no or what or you think he didn't know what he was doing.

12ad I typed all those jokes with my hand. so biko consider.

12AD just dey use una catch cruze if actually that nigga wan dash you guys funds,he won't ask for jokes.. Dude must be enjoying himself right now.. If I wanna laugh, this is where I always come ,and una no dey disapoint

Plsss who can bless my life...nothing is too small. Bet9ja ID 4338303

My Chemistry Friend told me its impossible for body temperature to be more than 40 degrees until i introduced him to bet9ja

now my guy bathes with ice every weekend, him temperature don pass boiling point

cc 12AD

gift01:
how went today's game? Just need to know if you played that option and how was it

sporting spoil my game... we go again tomorow

God no go shame us oh ...

Amen ...

isn't it amusing? that the person youre writing all this lame ass jokes for as gone to bed while y'all are here waiting for response. fool me onne the joke is on you. but fool me twice with same format .....

12AD:


Here's my winner
Dm me your account number...

thank you sir...

Can i drop it here?

it shall end in...

oyikocho:
thank you sir... Today blessed die

Can i drop it here?

anywhere

12AD:


Here's my winner
Dm me your account number...

12AD seriously this guy's joke won? Wonderful. Ali baba proteges congrats for wasting your time.

12AD:

Here's my winner Dm me your account number...

na wetin dey funny u be dat no even dey like joke

Big shout out to 21void

12AD:


Here's my winner
Dm me your account number...

Bro hwfar show me love too

12AD:
anywhere

3114.079702
Firstbank Sir
Godbless

ClownPrinceOfPi:

12AD seriously this guy's joke won? Wonderful. Ali baba proteges congrats for wasting your time.

the sarcasm behind the joke killed me
He doesn't know what befalls him when he goes to the barracks, and yet can't wait to see her

6ixT8:



betting is beyond bad. it is the greatest scam ever pulled over millions of folks over the world.

Yes the fear factor is a killer. if there is anything I learnt from NDlife is his courage... person stake on Arsenal straight win with 30k, yet others because of 100 naira dem no wan go near them... this things no just balance at all.

That is the reason why betting is for the rich and not for the poor.... The poor place a bet with expectation of wining to use the money to buy food and other thing while the rich play for fun whether won or not, he still have another source to make much more money than what he lose.

If ndlife was poor and depend on betting like most people here, he would have been extra careful in selecting his game and that bet would definately cut. But he stake 30k because he still have like 2million or source that would fetched him more than 30k somewhere.

Imagine someone that have 30k in his bank account and want to stake it on a game, fear will make him lose that bet to odd of 1.05 or less.

When you have money, betting will definately become easy

honestly nothing balance for this life at all.
12ad didn't you read mine?

12AD:
the sarcasm behind the joke killed me
He doesn't know what befalls him when he goes to the barracks, and yet can't wait to see her

Ok I now see why you picked him.Chai thread beggars don suffer

12AD:
the sarcasm behind the joke killed me
He doesn't know what befalls him when he goes to the barracks, and yet can't wait to see her

Bro check my own... At all at all

oyikocho:
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Firstbank Sir
Godbless

i can't find this account name

kaycee125:
Interesting

and you always decided to look away from my plights.help a brother piko. Help me bro

12AD:
i can't find this account name

help me brother man.
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