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God Almighty Lost His Cool Over Some Fücking Apple! by IamMichael(m): 9:11am On Jul 22, 2020 |
I have been laughing non-stop since morning over this Comedy Central. The self-acclaimed christian jewish almighty god lost his cool because two children ate an apple. As if that wasn't comic relief enough, he still went ahead to destroy the world over an apple... My oh my!!! How the fúck did i believe this shït in the first instance...Damn! This people really used our brain to drink garri ah swear! 9 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: God Almighty Lost His Cool Over Some Fücking Apple! by Nobody: 9:15am On Jul 22, 2020 |
IamMichael: Unfortunately, in life, you would always have to believe one shiit or the other. 6 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: God Almighty Lost His Cool Over Some Fücking Apple! by IamMichael(m): 9:37am On Jul 22, 2020 |
light099:True bro, very true! 4 Likes |
Re: God Almighty Lost His Cool Over Some Fücking Apple! by Sadiq001: 10:15am On Jul 22, 2020 |
IamMichael:You're a comedian! 1 Like |
Re: God Almighty Lost His Cool Over Some Fücking Apple! by otipoju(m): 11:11am On Jul 22, 2020 |
That's the level where your brain can comprehend...it was not about the apple bro...twas way deeper than that. It's like the book "Animal farm" ...to a child it's an in interesting story about animals while to a knowledgeable adult, it's a satire about inequality in society. 6 Likes |
Re: God Almighty Lost His Cool Over Some Fücking Apple! by hahn(m): 11:14am On Jul 22, 2020 |
God did not get angry. God is wise and all knowing. Everything happens for his will and he knows everything before they happen. In fact, everything that happens is of his doing. God already knew the snake would tempt Eve and that is why he put it there. It knew Eve would tempt Adam, eat the apple and that it will punish them by roasting them in hell fire. Everything happened because God loves the smell of suya 14 Likes 4 Shares |
Re: God Almighty Lost His Cool Over Some Fücking Apple! by Mastakija(m): 12:20pm On Jul 22, 2020 |
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Re: God Almighty Lost His Cool Over Some Fücking Apple! by IamMichael(m): 12:28pm On Jul 22, 2020 |
Mastakija:You are not making sense! 2 Likes |
Re: God Almighty Lost His Cool Over Some Fücking Apple! by IamMichael(m): 12:28pm On Jul 22, 2020 |
hahn: 2 Likes |
Re: God Almighty Lost His Cool Over Some Fücking Apple! by IamMichael(m): 12:29pm On Jul 22, 2020 |
otipoju: So it was way deeper than that? Wow! Explain please. |
Re: God Almighty Lost His Cool Over Some Fücking Apple! by Mastakija(m): 12:50pm On Jul 22, 2020 |
IamMichael:yh same way ur thread and ur signature isn't making any sense! |
Re: God Almighty Lost His Cool Over Some Fücking Apple! by OtemAtum: 12:53pm On Jul 22, 2020 |
IamMichael:The funniest aspect is that it was the first time they ever disobeyed him, only to send them off his garden No wonder he commanded the Israelites to stone their stubborn children to death 3 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: God Almighty Lost His Cool Over Some Fücking Apple! by kingxsamz(m): 12:59pm On Jul 22, 2020 |
otipoju: I swear that story book is funny. The apple that this same god created and put in the garden. Who send an message? He now destroyed the world after this apple was eaten by Adam and Eve, even though he was the one that put them there o. Even though he's omniscient and knew the outcome of it all. And some religious zombies don't see anything contradicting in that story. They'll say it's freewill. Clowns. 3 Likes |
Re: God Almighty Lost His Cool Over Some Fücking Apple! by kingxsamz(m): 1:00pm On Jul 22, 2020 |
Mastakija: Joke's on you bro. 1 Like |
Re: God Almighty Lost His Cool Over Some Fücking Apple! by kingxsamz(m): 1:02pm On Jul 22, 2020 |
OtemAtum: Why didn't he just forgive them and be like, "okay let's start over again", and then erase their memory? 2 Likes |
Re: God Almighty Lost His Cool Over Some Fücking Apple! by OtemAtum: 1:06pm On Jul 22, 2020 |
kingxsamz:A saddist can do anything. Even his brothers talked about his intolerance among them long years ago. Jehovah is created within Existence so that the word 'nonsense' can best be explained using him as an example 3 Likes |
Re: God Almighty Lost His Cool Over Some Fücking Apple! by kingxsamz(m): 1:08pm On Jul 22, 2020 |
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Re: God Almighty Lost His Cool Over Some Fücking Apple! by paulGrundy(m): 1:14pm On Jul 22, 2020 |
kingxsamz: because he wanted to respect their freewill. |
Re: God Almighty Lost His Cool Over Some Fücking Apple! by Xmuslim: 1:22pm On Jul 22, 2020 |
paulGrundy:of course, so that their children may be burnt in hell forever and ever. Amen Fvcking freewill 5 Likes |
Re: God Almighty Lost His Cool Over Some Fücking Apple! by paulGrundy(m): 1:34pm On Jul 22, 2020 |
Xmuslim: if they would burn in hell, its because they chose to. |
Re: God Almighty Lost His Cool Over Some Fücking Apple! by OtemAtum: 1:48pm On Jul 22, 2020 |
paulGrundy:who made the supposed hell, himself or his children? 2 Likes |
Re: God Almighty Lost His Cool Over Some Fücking Apple! by IamMichael(m): 2:49pm On Jul 22, 2020 |
OtemAtum:My brother, the thing tire me o. Imagine telling his worshipper's to kill and murder their children. It's something else! 3 Likes |
Re: God Almighty Lost His Cool Over Some Fücking Apple! by IamMichael(m): 2:50pm On Jul 22, 2020 |
kingxsamz:They don't know the meaning of freewill. 1 Like |
Re: God Almighty Lost His Cool Over Some Fücking Apple! by IamMichael(m): 2:52pm On Jul 22, 2020 |
kingxsamz:Google knows better! 2 Likes |
Re: God Almighty Lost His Cool Over Some Fücking Apple! by IamMichael(m): 2:53pm On Jul 22, 2020 |
paulGrundy:What is freewill? |
Re: God Almighty Lost His Cool Over Some Fücking Apple! by IamMichael(m): 3:03pm On Jul 22, 2020 |
Mastakija: 1) IAM ===> I AM MICHAEL! 2) The thread in summary says that Yahweh, your religious god, lost his temper over an apple his children ate from a tree he planted in his garden. I hope it's clearer now? 1 Like |
Re: God Almighty Lost His Cool Over Some Fücking Apple! by otipoju(m): 3:13pm On Jul 22, 2020 |
kingxsamz: 1. The world was never destroyed. It is still standing since the day it was created. 2. Think of omniscience this way- "Omniscience means knowing ALL the possible outcomes and not the ONLY outcome. 3. Have you ever thought that perhaps the physical cessation of "being" of a human is not the cessation of their existence and was not the beginning of their existence as well. An illustration of this is Water that can transform from being liquid, solid or gas. In whatever state it is or ceases to be, does it stop being water? 4. Perhaps if you can grasp that you might understand that the physical death of human beings is not really a Tragedy to God who created them. And like I said na wetin your brain fit carry. If your brain no fit carry these thoughts just leave am like that. 1 Like |
Re: God Almighty Lost His Cool Over Some Fücking Apple! by otipoju(m): 3:17pm On Jul 22, 2020 |
IamMichael: The internet is your friend. https://www.ukessays.com/essays/english-literature/satire-animal-farm-1546.php#:~:text=Orwell%20uses%20humorous%20satire%20by,people%20aren't%20all%20equal. |
Re: God Almighty Lost His Cool Over Some Fücking Apple! by OtemAtum: 3:17pm On Jul 22, 2020 |
IamMichael:Have u seen how the breasts of a mother goat is always being sucked forcefully by her children? Yet she will not kick at them for doing that. Aswear a goat is wiser than Jehovah who got angry over a #50 fruit his children ate for breakfast He even cursed them over that flimsy childish behaviour. 7 Likes 1 Share |
Re: God Almighty Lost His Cool Over Some Fücking Apple! by otipoju(m): 3:20pm On Jul 22, 2020 |
IamMichael: You are not including that they had been instructed not to eat from that particular tree and the consequences had been clearly explained to them before hand. And no where in the account is it said that God lost his temper...if there is kindly quote please. 1 Like |
Re: God Almighty Lost His Cool Over Some Fücking Apple! by Xmuslim: 3:37pm On Jul 22, 2020 |
paulGrundy:of course. Because they asked the fvcking god to create them right? Do you even know the factors that determine people's choice of religion? Of course not They aren't Christian because they love hell fire . 4 Likes |
Re: God Almighty Lost His Cool Over Some Fücking Apple! by OtemAtum: 3:40pm On Jul 22, 2020 |
otipoju:God Almighty which created Jehovah your god will not have been foolish enough to plant an enticing fruit somewhere and command inexperienced new creatures not to eat it. Do u know how many things while growing up you did against what your parent asked you not to do? Were you sent packing out of the house for any of such offences? How I wish the light of God Almighty which created Jehovah your god can reveal the truth about the foolishness of Jehovah your god to you. Peace. 3 Likes 1 Share |
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