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Share Your Simping Experience. by delectablegyal(f): 11:21am On Jul 23, 2020
Silly things you did.





ubunjasmiley will like this.
Re: Share Your Simping Experience. by delectablegyal(f): 11:22am On Jul 23, 2020
let's go.
Re: Share Your Simping Experience. by Ablemax(m): 11:22am On Jul 23, 2020
Lemme sit here first
Re: Share Your Simping Experience. by anochuko01(m): 11:23am On Jul 23, 2020
Gh
Re: Share Your Simping Experience. by ibkonekt(m): 11:24am On Jul 23, 2020
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Re: Share Your Simping Experience. by delectablegyal(f): 11:37am On Jul 23, 2020
phuck you if you view this thread and you don't replysmiley.

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Re: Share Your Simping Experience. by Nobody: 11:41am On Jul 23, 2020
delectablegyal:
phuck you if you view this thread and you don't replysmiley.
fvck you too

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Re: Share Your Simping Experience. by ubunja(m): 2:00pm On Jul 23, 2020
Ladies can also share their slutting experiences since simping and whoring is the same thing.

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Re: Share Your Simping Experience. by festwiz(m): 2:02pm On Jul 23, 2020
delectablegyal:
phuck you if you view this thread and you don't replysmiley.

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Re: Share Your Simping Experience. by hashtagged(m): 2:03pm On Jul 23, 2020
delectablegyal:
Silly things you did.





ubunjasmiley will like this.

share your expirence with us first
Re: Share Your Simping Experience. by ubunja(m): 2:06pm On Jul 23, 2020
There's this friend of my brother I used to accompany in the middle of the night to go buy prostitutes. And to think I was risking my life for nothing. That selfish idiot never even once bought me a girl. Smh. Never again.

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Re: Share Your Simping Experience. by InfernoNig: 2:07pm On Jul 23, 2020
ubunja:
Ladies can also share their slutting experiences since simping and whoring is the same thing.

One cold Smirnoff for you

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Re: Share Your Simping Experience. by Mandela27: 2:18pm On Jul 23, 2020
I used to daydream,think,fantacize so much about pussies and how i can get one to call my hole.TF

I hardly smile these days because i've been cheated for a very long time.

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Re: Share Your Simping Experience. by Degrezhaa: 2:33pm On Jul 23, 2020
lets learn
Re: Share Your Simping Experience. by gunners160(m): 2:37pm On Jul 23, 2020
u no wan share ur own u want make I share my own, I swear u get sense
Re: Share Your Simping Experience. by psalmskiddy(m): 3:29pm On Jul 23, 2020
Booked
Re: Share Your Simping Experience. by Jaybnjamin(m): 3:35pm On Jul 23, 2020
This would be interesting grin
Re: Share Your Simping Experience. by darasiiimiii(m): 4:00pm On Jul 23, 2020
While i was still in Secondary school there was this really good looking girl that i liked,and at that age i was always shy around girls that i liked,so i couldn't bring my self to tell her for fear of rejection.So i decided to play the nice guy card.Whenever she got her heart broken i always made myself available,i was always a shoulder for her to lean on and it always hurt me that she never for once noticed me.But after sometime i decided to tell her how i felt,her reply was vague(she said she wasn't sure she felt the same but she wasn't sure of what could happen in the future).So i decided to move on but i still hung around her hopeful that my chance with her would come,during this period i still failed in my dealings with other females,i couldn't get over my anxiety and shyness.My back and forth relationship with her went on for almst 3years,but it got to a point were i had enough and just had to move on.
It wasn't long ago that i found ubunja's miseducations and the works of other redpillers here.

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Re: Share Your Simping Experience. by Abso1uteZero(m): 4:11pm On Jul 23, 2020
Come force me undecided
Re: Share Your Simping Experience. by delectablegyal(f): 6:09pm On Jul 23, 2020
Carchoice:
fvck you too

phuck everybody that likes your commentsmiley.
Re: Share Your Simping Experience. by delectablegyal(f): 6:10pm On Jul 23, 2020
keep sharing your experience. phuck you if you don'tsmiley.
Re: Share Your Simping Experience. by Etinosa1234: 6:12pm On Jul 23, 2020
I've posted this b4 but lemme Write it here also

Jus remembered when I was in jss3...There was this gal that I loved very much...and I didn't tell her yet... Didn't want to kill the moment...we were close(or so I thought) .... So on Valentine's Day....me wey broke like bastard(and my aunt doesn't give me money to take to school)...come buy math set and other things totalling up to 1000 naira..The gal Jus said thank you very much..Omo...I Jus dey blush like mumu
Prior to that time, this gal has been showing signs that she doesn't like me ...but foolish me nor dey see signs...I thought because she's forming hard to get,..she really loved me and wants to test me..I then explained to my sister abt what is happening then she said that's the way gals do that I should give her time(I don dey toast this gal for four months)..So I Jus believe my sister(first lesson of my life...Never take relationship advice from gals Esp if she's ur younger sister)..Na so I Jus dey manage..
Then one day..One of my friends suggested I should tell her my mind. After much thinking , I decided to tell her.
Omo...come see interview on top love..I come dey sweat on top..
When I told her, she Jus look me with one Kain eye(I short die that time and she tall pass me).. then she said "Why do u love me".. after narrating one long essay abt why I love her, she jus smile say she go think abt am...Omo...I come dey rejoice ..
Before I knew it..I nor come dey see this gal again ooo..she come dey avoid me..I still believe say that one Na test of endurance until one day...My friend saw her kissing one boy...for one week...I nor get myself...
When I saw the gal recently in University(Na med student she be now), I don tall pass am ...she nor come fine again sef... person wey I think say he agbani darego....
This my mumu legendary...I never see person wey don beat this Kain mumu ..I still get other mumu wey I do...but Na dis one I fit remember as of now

But now with two daily tablets of redpill...My eye don dey open

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Re: Share Your Simping Experience. by Nobody: 6:14pm On Jul 23, 2020
delectablegyal:



phuck everybody that likes your commentsmiley.
fvck you too angry

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Re: Share Your Simping Experience. by Nobody: 6:22pm On Jul 23, 2020
Some of us came out our Ma's coochie brandishing big shiny brass balls. None of that beta-shit ever lived here.

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Re: Share Your Simping Experience. by delectablegyal(f): 6:27pm On Jul 23, 2020
you all should stop all these primary school and secondary school stories. take your cue from ubunja. matured story of pimping. talk about simping in adulthood.

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Re: Share Your Simping Experience. by Adasun(m): 7:20pm On Jul 23, 2020
Just few sha




Once take a risk to write test for a crush in my Jss 2(i can fall in infactuation 20 times in a week with different gals lols). I exchange mine with hers but i was caught.




No punishment what-so-ever.
Re: Share Your Simping Experience. by hashtagged(m): 7:38pm On Jul 23, 2020
ubunja:
There's this friend of my brother I used to accompany in the middle of the night to go buy prostitutes. And to think I was risking my life for nothing. That selfish idiot never even once bought me a girl. Smh. Never again.

Carrying prostitutes is not a very healthy behaviour, no offence

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Re: Share Your Simping Experience. by angelfallz(m): 7:40pm On Jul 23, 2020
CorGier:
Some of us came out our Ma's coochie brandishing big shiny brass balls. None of that beta-shit ever lived here.

I swear. Mine was partly upbringing
Re: Share Your Simping Experience. by Texman21: 7:54pm On Jul 23, 2020
My lawyers are here to book space for me grin

Re: Share Your Simping Experience. by ubunja(m): 8:03pm On Jul 23, 2020
hashtagged:


Carrying prostitutes is not a very healthy behaviour, no offence
every woman is a prostitute.

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Re: Share Your Simping Experience. by Samakus(m): 8:06pm On Jul 23, 2020
I'm a follower of redpill. I simp not undecided

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Re: Share Your Simping Experience. by hashtagged(m): 8:11pm On Jul 23, 2020
ubunja:
every woman is a prostitute.

Thats not really a nice thing to say, where did you get this twisted idea,

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