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Re: Share Your Simping Experience. by Firstorderwizard(m): 8:16pm On Jul 23, 2020
ubunja:
every woman is a prostitute.

More like every woman is a potential prostitute.
Some may be restricted by the society and religion.

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Re: Share Your Simping Experience. by delectablegyal(f): 8:17pm On Jul 23, 2020
keep your experience coming like men in the other roomsmiley.
Re: Share Your Simping Experience. by hashtagged(m): 8:21pm On Jul 23, 2020
Firstorderwizard:


More like every woman is a potential prostitute.
Some may be restricted by the society and religion.

So you guys are now what? Saints, you guys flatter yourselves.
Calling every woman a prostitite means you need help cause you only see them as sexual objects.
You and Ubunja have some twisted ideas, so is that all to redpills and misseducations.

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Re: Share Your Simping Experience. by Stephenmoka4(m): 8:25pm On Jul 23, 2020
Never dated, never had a girlfriend, never done relationship. Wonder how you guys do your thing, anyways let me view people's experience.
Re: Share Your Simping Experience. by EmmaNuella77(f): 8:25pm On Jul 23, 2020
ubunja:
every woman is a prostitute.


Thus is untrue and unfair

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Re: Share Your Simping Experience. by hashtagged(m): 8:26pm On Jul 23, 2020
EmmaNuella77:



Thus is untrue and unfair

And also not a nice thing to say
Re: Share Your Simping Experience. by Rilwayne001: 8:51pm On Jul 23, 2020
Experience they say is the best teacher. The experience you had cooks you and prepare you for what's to come. If you had one experience, and you made a terrible mistake, it's only an obligation on you to learn from that mistake and never make such again. However in a situation whereby you've never had an experience, but then you think learning something in that is enough experience to dissuade you from making mistake, then you're doing yourself because, the saying is never "LEARNING is the best teacher", rather, EXPERIENCE IS THE BEST TEACHER.

If you've never fallen in love with a girl before or ever asked a girl out , then it's easier for the camel to pass through the eye of a needle, than for the redpill gospel to easily sit down in your head. I don't know if I'm making sense to you all. Because I don't see you understand how things work if you've never been practical. And the bone of contention is that, no matter how much you drink from the redpill gospel, if you're falling in love with a girl for the first time, that you'll not Simp is a lie. You'll and you must. It is when you get hurt from simping that you learn never ever to simp again.

Just like a little kid doesn't know that the lantern will burn his hands should he touch it. But he tried it worse, he cried. He ignorantly tried it again another time he cried. For the third time, no one will tell him the strategic place he could take the lantern from that it'll not burn his hands..

Bottom line; IF YOU DON'T THINK YOU USED TO BE UTTERLY FOOLISH, THEN YOU'RE STILL UTTERLY FOOLISH.

QED

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Re: Share Your Simping Experience. by remi1444: 9:10pm On Jul 23, 2020
Etinosa1234:
I've posted this b4 but lemme Write it here also

Jus remembered when I was in jss3...There was this gal that I loved very much...and I didn't tell her yet... Didn't want to kill the moment...we were close(or so I thought) .... So on Valentine's Day....me wey broke like bastard(and my aunt doesn't give me money to take to school)...come buy math set and other things totalling up to 1000 naira..The gal Jus said thank you very much..Omo...I Jus dey blush like mumu
Prior to that time, this gal has been showing signs that she doesn't like me ...but foolish me nor dey see signs...I thought because she's forming hard to get,..she really loved me and wants to test me..I then explained to my sister abt what is happening then she said that's the way gals do that I should give her time(I don dey toast this gal for four months)..So I Jus believe my sister(first lesson of my life...Never take relationship advice from gals Esp if she's ur younger sister)..Na so I Jus dey manage..
Then one day..One of my friends suggested I should tell her my mind. After much thinking , I decided to tell her.
Omo...come see interview on top love..I come dey sweat on top..
When I told her, she Jus look me with one Kain eye(I short die that time and she tall pass me).. then she said "Why do u love me".. after narrating one long essay abt why I love her, she jus smile say she go think abt am...Omo...I come dey rejoice ..
Before I knew it..I nor come dey see this gal again ooo..she come dey avoid me..I still believe say that one Na test of endurance until one day...My friend saw her kissing one boy...for one week...I nor get myself...
When I saw the gal recently in University(Na med student she be now), I don tall pass am ...she nor come fine again sef... person wey I think say he agbani darego....
This my mumu legendary...I never see person wey don beat this Kain mumu ..I still get other mumu wey I do...but Na dis one I fit remember as of now

But now with two daily tablets of redpill...My eye don dey open
lmao. I be proper simp till year 1 for school when I meet my alpha friend and brother. that guy reshape my life wey I no fit forget till I die.

I be dey reason mail you sef, you fit drop digit make I write you for WhatsApp?

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Re: Share Your Simping Experience. by Onnasucs1(m): 9:51pm On Jul 23, 2020
I'm not a simp.

But I dunno if this counts.

There's this one foolish girl that I stayed up till 12am just to use my java phone then to type birthday message of atleast 4 SMS pages.

Funny enough, she didn't reply the text. I asked her after a long while just to confirm that she actually saw it. She told me she saw my text.

I nearly died.

That was the first and last time I ever did that shit.

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Re: Share Your Simping Experience. by delectablegyal(f): 9:53pm On Jul 23, 2020
keep the experience coming.
Re: Share Your Simping Experience. by delectablegyal(f): 9:54pm On Jul 23, 2020
more stories.

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Re: Share Your Simping Experience. by delectablegyal(f): 9:56pm On Jul 23, 2020
Onnasucs1:
I'm not a simp.

But I dunno if this counts.

There's this one foolish girl that I stayed up till 12am just to use my java phone then to type birthday message of atleast 4 SMS pages.

Funny enough, she didn't reply the text. I asked her after a long while just to confirm that she actually saw it. She told me she saw my text.

I nearly died.

That was the first and last time I ever did that shit.




what did you now say to her?
Re: Share Your Simping Experience. by Psalmspsalms: 9:56pm On Jul 23, 2020
EmmaNuella77:



Thus is untrue and unfair
I understand how it feels. Don't be too worried about his statement; am sure he's just one of the regular guys with misplaced priorities we've been complaining about.

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Re: Share Your Simping Experience. by Onnasucs1(m): 10:00pm On Jul 23, 2020
delectablegyal:





what did you now say to her?
I asked her why?

She said nothing.

I deleted her number immediately.

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Re: Share Your Simping Experience. by delectablegyal(f): 10:07pm On Jul 23, 2020
Psalmspsalms:

I understand how it feels. Don't be too worried about his statement; am sure he's just one of the regular guys with misplaced priorities we've been complaining about.


A simp on my threadsmiley. watch her ignore his quotesmiley.

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Re: Share Your Simping Experience. by delectablegyal(f): 10:09pm On Jul 23, 2020
very disrespectful guy. just look at the way he described ubunjasmiley.

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Re: Share Your Simping Experience. by Haywhymido(m): 10:28pm On Jul 23, 2020
Rilwayne001:
Experience they say is the best teacher. The experience you had cooks you and prepare you for what's to come. If you had one experience, and you made a terrible mistake, it's only an obligation on you to learn from that mistake and never make such again. However in a situation whereby you've never had an experience, but then you think learning something in that is enough experience to dissuade you from making mistake, then you're doing yourself because, the saying is never "LEARNING is the best teacher", rather, EXPERIENCE IS THE BEST TEACHER.

If you've never fallen in love with a girl before or ever asked a girl out , then it's easier for the camel to pass through the eye of a needle, than for the redpill gospel to easily sit down in your head. I don't know if I'm making sense to you all. Because I don't see you understand how things work if you've never been practical. And the bone of contention is that, no matter how much you drink from the redpill gospel, if you're falling in love with a girl for the first time, that you'll not Simp is a lie. You'll and you must. It is when you get hurt from simping that you learn never ever to simp again.

Just like a little kid doesn't know that the lantern will burn his hands should he touch it. But he tried it worse, he cried. He ignorantly tried it again another time he cried. For the third time, no one will tell him the strategic place he could take the lantern from that it'll not burn his hands..

Bottom line; IF YOU DON'T THINK YOU USED TO BE UTTERLY FOOLISH, THEN YOU'RE STILL UTTERLY FOOLISH.

QED
oil dey ur head

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Re: Share Your Simping Experience. by Haywhymido(m): 10:30pm On Jul 23, 2020
Psalmspsalms:

I understand how it feels. Don't be too worried about his statement; am sure he's just one of the regular guys with misplaced priorities we've been complaining about.
lol, you arnt gonna smell that hairy ass talk much of seeing it.

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Re: Share Your Simping Experience. by Nobody: 10:34pm On Jul 23, 2020
Pls whats a simp, redpill and ubunja?

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Re: Share Your Simping Experience. by Psalmspsalms: 10:36pm On Jul 23, 2020
Haywhymido:
lol, you arnt gonna smell that hairy ass talk much of seeing it.
Lol... U should know that not all guys are after anything that wears skirt. The comment was just too bad. Why paint all women a prostitute? Don't you think somethings are better left unspoken?
Sorry bro, there wasn't any strings attached to that comment.

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Re: Share Your Simping Experience. by Etinosa1234: 10:45pm On Jul 23, 2020
remi1444:
lmao. I be proper simp till year 1 for school when I meet my alpha friend and brother. that guy reshape my life wey I no fit forget till I die.

I be dey reason mail you sef, you fit drop digit make I write you for WhatsApp?
Re: Share Your Simping Experience. by ubunja(m): 11:53pm On Jul 23, 2020
EmmaNuella77:



This is untrue and unfair
of course that is untrue and unfair. You have to prove yourself different.

#GuiltyUntilProvenInnocent.

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Re: Share Your Simping Experience. by ubunja(m): 11:56pm On Jul 23, 2020
hashtagged:


So you guys are now what? Saints, you guys flatter yourselves.
Calling every woman a prostitite means you need help cause you only see them as sexual objects.
You and Ubunja have some twisted ideas, so is that all to redpills and misseducations.
the day women can date a man without checking his pockets will be the day they'll stop being prostitutes.

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Re: Share Your Simping Experience. by ubunja(m): 11:58pm On Jul 23, 2020
Firstorderwizard:


More like every woman is a potential prostitute.
Some may be restricted by the society and religion.
that's the point. Given a chance, they'll sell that thing.

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Re: Share Your Simping Experience. by ubunja(m): 12:00am On Jul 24, 2020
hashtagged:


Thats not really a nice thing to say, where did you get this twisted idea,
from the day I saw that a woman will never have sex with you for free.

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Re: Share Your Simping Experience. by remi1444: 5:16am On Jul 24, 2020
Etinosa1234:
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thank you.
Re: Share Your Simping Experience. by Norman4real(m): 6:07am On Jul 24, 2020
Do you know that women have simped for guys too... Lol. Ladies let's hear those stories.
Re: Share Your Simping Experience. by hashtagged(m): 9:58am On Jul 24, 2020
ubunja:
from the day I saw that a woman will never have sex with you for free.

So you expect every lady to sleep with you for free. You have some high goals bro. Let me ask you would you sleep with any woman above 55 that comes your way (cause they are the only set of ladies that might pay you for sex)?
Re: Share Your Simping Experience. by delectablegyal(f): 11:01am On Jul 24, 2020
phuck you allsmiley. let's trend this thread.
Re: Share Your Simping Experience. by delectablegyal(f): 11:02am On Jul 24, 2020
delectablegyal is here. Holla at her.
Re: Share Your Simping Experience. by delectablegyal(f): 11:03am On Jul 24, 2020
keep the experience coming. don't stop like that song by olamide.
Re: Share Your Simping Experience. by delectablegyal(f): 11:04am On Jul 24, 2020
phuck everybody that views the thread and does not comment.

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