girls wey get boyfriend for jand. guys wey don move out from naija

People that use iphone especially those folks using iphone6

people with umbrella during a rain fall.

slay queens using iphone

People that work in oil company.

People that buy Techno phones.

People in charge of drum of chill bear (drinks) at owambe party

sugacoatedmouth:
People that holds table water

Like Kamal my dear friend in Adeniji Jones.....

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TheCork:




Hello. Please can I date u if I pay u 500 naira cash please?

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bigjackass:
people that seat at the front with the driver in commercial bus

lobatan

TheCork:



Baby u so rude innnit u miss a big shance to date millionaire. Too much attitude wit u & yet u complain u can't find man..shame on u.. I date half cast chicks, light skin chicks, white chicks any how.. money talk. I buy womens anything they want. I can't get any chicks I want, u including, truss me. I own 7 shoe. Can u boyfriends own more than 2 shoe? Anyways baby I ain't hear to sell ground nut. I come to look for babe & lokily for u, I like u & I want to help u & give u 400 naira cash. Ok guess what. Let me date u & a friend & I will pay u both 700 naira cash.. deal? (Be nice)

You made my day... Your whirling no be here... The babe self take am serious

BuzzandGrillz:


They feel sooooo made

. Make I no lie. That feeling make sense lmao

Titugirl:

Who cares?
You're in London and so?

You're in London and yet you don't know the difference between "I'm" and "am"...smh.

You drive a BMW...do you know what I drive?
Let me be, mbok!

You should ignore him. You're giving him what he craves... Attention.

Hintona:
Light skinned Nigerian girls

Buh dis one na true na especially Igbo Ladies

Ndubuisipaul1:
Add yours....

people that drink bottle water

Ndubuisipaul1:


All this 13 years old boys on Nairaland . Wey dey chop mama thank you..

Lol

Ndubuisipaul1:
This is a list of people that think they have made it in life

And you forgot those that their bank cards is the only bank atm dispensing on that atm at that moment;

they will be like na only firstbank card the machine dey nd it must be master card o....

In this free world thinking is allow. As a man thinketh so he is.

Children of Pastors

My slum lord who can't read A to Z

Lwkm..

Brachaa:


Lol... Like seriously, I saw one lady with a face shield yesterday and she was walking with so much air of importance that made me cringe. Lol.. So I said in my mind, even without a nose mask she's doing shakara. God have mercy hahahahahahaaaa. .

We girls can form with everything eh

Jealousy..

Administrative staff during clearance

Students that own generator and TV in the lodge

Titugirl:

You would need it to buy some sense

And NO you can't date me!

Me that dont have N500 nko, can I date you? But I always sit in front of the bus from shell RA to waterlines and I use face shield.

Woke people

Na Jealousy i dey smell here. Most of una na bad belle.

Some one with 2 wife