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Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(op):
If someone you don't Love tells you 'i love you' and expects you to say same, but you don't want to lie then, don't worry my sister.. Just tell the person 'i love youTube' but say it very fast to avoid hard i known oo grin
Re: Short funny jokes by Ayanfe29(f): 8:25pm On Aug 07, 2020
Twenty47:
This one that Going to school is not even written in the Bible.. Are you people Sure we're not Committing a Sin huh huh
Check the book of Daniel tongue
Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(op): 11:33pm On Aug 07, 2020
Ayanfe29:
Check the book of Daniel tongue
Ok.. But is there anywhere written that people should go to school in the bible?
Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(op): 11:37pm On Aug 07, 2020
Attention!

All Schools are to reopen for learning in all classes on the 17 of August.. Year yet to be known grin
Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(op): 3:56pm On Aug 08, 2020
I no de force people to come follow me chop beans.. E get y grin
Re: Short funny jokes by Ayanfe29(f): 10:43pm On Aug 08, 2020
Twenty47:
Ok.. But is there anywhere written that people should go to school in the bible?
Lol... that's why I said you should check it out
Re: Short funny jokes by brownemmanuel43(m): 9:35am On Aug 09, 2020
Twenty47:
I no de force people to come follow me chop beans.. E get y grin
Accolade bro, u are good man
Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(op): 12:57pm On Aug 09, 2020
brownemmanuel43:
Accolade bro, u are good man
Thanks bro
Re: Short funny jokes by BankyGee(m): 3:09pm On Aug 09, 2020
When two ladies are arguing and are about to fight, the first one to say, "Am I your mate?" is the powerless one. Take note grin
Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(op): 7:23pm On Aug 10, 2020
BankyGee:
When two ladies are arguing and are about to fight, the first one to say, "Am I your mate?" is the powerless one. Take note grin
No be lies bro grin grin
Re: Short funny jokes by BankyGee(m): 2:49pm On Aug 11, 2020
If actions truly speak louder than voice, then why do we learn English Language instead of Kung Fu? undecided
Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(op): 5:32pm On Aug 11, 2020
BankyGee:
If actions truly speak louder than voice, then why do we learn English Language instead of Kung Fu? undecided
Haha.. E tire me bro grin
Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(op): 9:00pm On Aug 12, 2020
My first day in boarding school, they served us Rice and i was waiting for Stew until las las, one guy come tell me say na Jollof Rice grin grin
Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(op): 9:05pm On Aug 12, 2020
The way Money hard this days ehn.. Sometimes i just sit and be like.. "How i wish i didn't spend that N1000 to buy Suya in 2014 undecided grin
Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(op): 10:19pm On Aug 12, 2020
Imagine i called glo customer care and the person that received was telling me she's not hearing me well.. Shoooo shocked
No be them get the network again huh undecided
Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(op):
Stop calling it "Draw soup"... It is called Slicky slimy poached seed of Irvingia gabonensis, do i clear huh
Re: Short funny jokes by BankyGee(m): 10:46pm On Aug 12, 2020
Twenty47:
My first day in boarding school, they served us Rice and i was waiting for Stew until las las, one guy come tell me say na Jollof Rice grin grin
This one off me oh! grin
Re: Short funny jokes by BankyGee(m): 10:49pm On Aug 12, 2020
Do you know?

99.99% of ladies can mention 120+ sex positions without pausing
But know only two out of 22 figures of speech!


Simile and Metaphor! grin
Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(op): 6:14am On Aug 13, 2020
BankyGee:
This one off me oh! grin
Lol.. no be small thing bro
Re: Short funny jokes by kluivertngong: 1:15pm On Aug 16, 2020
Twenty47:
Imagine i called glo customer care and the person that received was telling me she's not hearing me well.. Shoooo shocked
No be them get the network again huh undecided
Hahahaha, Jesus! This One Weak Me Oh
Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(op): 9:18pm On Aug 17, 2020
Nigerian girls are very wicked, they will still cheat on you even after Telling them you are an Orphan grin
Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(op): 9:24pm On Aug 17, 2020
As for me when am going to a wedding, i don't give a f**k whether the Bride loves the Groom or not.. My only job there is to make sure the rice that is cooked does not waste simple sad
Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(op): 4:04am On Aug 18, 2020
Nigeria goat will be chewing and looking at you so serious as if they are expecting you to greet them first.. I don't understand
Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(op): 7:04am On Aug 18, 2020
Never hangout with anyone without having at least 3k in ur pocket.. Now I'm going to wash plates for this Igbo woman for 1 week
Re: Short funny jokes by Nobody: 7:21am On Aug 18, 2020
grin grin grin
Twenty47:
Never hangout with anyone without having at least 3k in ur pocket.. Now I'm going to wash plates for this Igbo woman for 1 week
Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(op):
I can't date you because I see you as my brother, this statement can make a guy to develop symptoms of covid-19 immediately
Re: Short funny jokes by gorillarillla: 12:59pm On Aug 18, 2020
Twenty47:
Two Lovers planned to commit suicide on a 4 storey building... The Boy jumped first and the Girl closed her eyes and return back saying love is blind..
And then, the Boy in the air also opened his parachute saying love never dies.
Haha, wasn't expecting that. I will use that, if you don't mind? kiss
Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(op): 4:39pm On Aug 18, 2020
gorillarillla:
Haha, wasn't expecting that. I will use that, if you don't mind? kiss
Yea i don't mind fa
Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(op): 10:15pm On Aug 19, 2020
I gave my dog weed for him to be sharp and smart.. Can you imagine, I have been running since morning
Re: Short funny jokes by BankyGee(m): 9:16am On Aug 20, 2020
Gbas Gbos!!! WAEC student go tie expo inside white nylon put for im nosemask

E no fit breathe again and invigilator dey im side for the past 1hr 44mins 17secs now! shocked
Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(op): 8:03am On Aug 23, 2020
How much do I need to start a churchhuh I was called last night
Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(op): 8:10am On Aug 23, 2020
Dating many girls is another way of confusing our enemies from attacking our main girlfriend but this girls won't understand.. this life ehn
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