If someone you don't Love tells you 'i love you' and expects you to say same, but you don't want to lie then, don't worry my sister.. Just tell the person 'i love youTube' but say it very fast to avoid hard i known oo

Twenty47:
This one that Going to school is not even written in the Bible.. Are you people Sure we're not Committing a Sin

Check the book of Daniel

Ayanfe29:


Check the book of Daniel

Ok.. But is there anywhere written that people should go to school in the bible?

Attention!

All Schools are to reopen for learning in all classes on the 17 of August.. Year yet to be known

I no de force people to come follow me chop beans.. E get y

Twenty47:

Ok.. But is there anywhere written that people should go to school in the bible?

Lol... that's why I said you should check it out

Twenty47:
I no de force people to come follow me chop beans.. E get y

Accolade bro, u are good man

brownemmanuel43:

Accolade bro, u are good man

Thanks bro

When two ladies are arguing and are about to fight, the first one to say, "Am I your mate?" is the powerless one. Take note

BankyGee:
When two ladies are arguing and are about to fight, the first one to say, "Am I your mate?" is the powerless one. Take note

No be lies bro

If actions truly speak louder than voice, then why do we learn English Language instead of Kung Fu?

BankyGee:
If actions truly speak louder than voice, then why do we learn English Language instead of Kung Fu?

Haha.. E tire me bro

My first day in boarding school, they served us Rice and i was waiting for Stew until las las, one guy come tell me say na Jollof Rice

The way Money hard this days ehn.. Sometimes i just sit and be like.. "How i wish i didn't spend that N1000 to buy Suya in 2014

Imagine i called glo customer care and the person that received was telling me she's not hearing me well.. Shoooo
No be them get the network again

Stop calling it "Draw soup"... It is called Slicky slimy poached seed of Irvingia gabonensis, do i clear

Twenty47:
My first day in boarding school, they served us Rice and i was waiting for Stew until las las, one guy come tell me say na Jollof Rice

This one off me oh!

Do you know?

99.99% of ladies can mention 120+ sex positions without pausing
But know only two out of 22 figures of speech!


Simile and Metaphor!

BankyGee:
This one off me oh!

Lol.. no be small thing bro

Twenty47:
Imagine i called glo customer care and the person that received was telling me she's not hearing me well.. Shoooo
No be them get the network again

Hahahaha, Jesus! This One Weak Me Oh

Nigerian girls are very wicked, they will still cheat on you even after Telling them you are an Orphan

As for me when am going to a wedding, i don't give a f**k whether the Bride loves the Groom or not.. My only job there is to make sure the rice that is cooked does not waste simple

Nigeria goat will be chewing and looking at you so serious as if they are expecting you to greet them first.. I don't understand

Never hangout with anyone without having at least 3k in ur pocket.. Now I'm going to wash plates for this Igbo woman for 1 week

Twenty47:
Never hangout with anyone without having at least 3k in ur pocket.. Now I'm going to wash plates for this Igbo woman for 1 week

I can't date you because I see you as my brother, this statement can make a guy to develop symptoms of covid-19 immediately

Twenty47:
Two Lovers planned to commit suicide on a 4 storey building... The Boy jumped first and the Girl closed her eyes and return back saying love is blind..
And then, the Boy in the air also opened his parachute saying love never dies.

Haha, wasn't expecting that. I will use that, if you don't mind?

gorillarillla:

Haha, wasn't expecting that. I will use that, if you don't mind?

Yea i don't mind fa

I gave my dog weed for him to be sharp and smart.. Can you imagine, I have been running since morning

Gbas Gbos!!! WAEC student go tie expo inside white nylon put for im nosemask

E no fit breathe again and invigilator dey im side for the past 1hr 44mins 17secs now!

How much do I need to start a church I was called last night

Dating many girls is another way of confusing our enemies from attacking our main girlfriend but this girls won't understand.. this life ehn