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Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 5:19pm On Mar 06, 2020
Corona virus is not for marlians

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Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 5:37am On Mar 26, 2020
C: corona
H: Hanta
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Dear huncle virus, we already know you know how to spell CHINA using words to the end so just stop on that H and pack and go.. Na beg we the beg oo

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Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 5:39am On Mar 26, 2020
Mtn Mtn Mtilicious, how far naa.. When are we changing 'Stay Safe' to 'Free Data'
Boys can't wait much longer fa

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Re: Short funny jokes by Ekemeze: 10:36pm On Mar 28, 2020
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Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 5:05am On Mar 29, 2020
Ekemeze:
cheesy cheesy I couldn't stop laughing oh. very funny cheesy
Am glad you finds it interesting.. thanks a lot

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Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 7:40am On Mar 30, 2020
So person no fit go out to get small weed becuause of lockdown ahbi... We die here

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Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 8:09pm On Apr 01, 2020
Can u imagine.. i pranked my girl today saying i saw her kissing a guy yesterday and she has been apologizing since morning that i should forgive her, that it wont happen again.
Chaii..April fool have killed me ooo

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Re: Short funny jokes by ZooOga: 8:55pm On Apr 01, 2020
I am not the author o. smiley

Plane with 4 passengers aboard. Donald Trump, Boris Johnson, The Pope and a 10 year old boy. The plane is about to crash but there are only 3 parachutes. Boris said, I need one because I need to sort out all the problems in England. Takes one and jumps. Trump says, I'm the smartest man in the USA. Takes one and jumps. The pope says to the 10 year old " son , you take the last parachute. I have lived a long life and you have a long one in front of you". The 10 year old says "don't worry, there are still 2 parachutes. The smartest man in the USA took my school bag"

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Re: Short funny jokes by BankyGee(m): 9:02pm On Apr 01, 2020
We are slowly losing our culture in Nigeria. I just saw one guy washing his hands after eating donut instead of rubbing the oil on his head.

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Re: Short funny jokes by phyiktor(m): 11:09am On Apr 02, 2020
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Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 12:37pm On Apr 08, 2020
Ordinary tell me about yourself, you have started telling me that you owe school fees.. Lol, hanty, did i announce scholarship

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Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 10:16am On Apr 10, 2020
And Jesus will rest today... No cruxifixion this year..
Thank God for covid 19..Lol

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Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 4:40pm On Apr 11, 2020
Only Nigerians will come back home and meet no light and asks "when dem carry light" cos with that you can do arithmetic to know when next they are bringing the light.

Sense will not kill Nigerians

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Re: Short funny jokes by BankyGee(m): 5:02pm On Apr 11, 2020
Twenty47:
Only Nigerians will come back home and meet no light and asks "when dem carry light" cos with that you can do arithmetic to know when next they are bringing the light.

Sense will not kill Nigerians
Ahswear bro grin

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Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 2:04pm On Apr 12, 2020
Ya passing were boys are gathered.. they call you, you turn look them bad eye and hiss then boom!! Your slippers cut.. Fuunnnkkkee!!

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Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 2:16pm On Apr 12, 2020
Coronavirus was born in China, grew up in Italy, studied i America and finally becomes a business tycoon in Nigeria

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Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 6:12pm On Apr 12, 2020
I love the way Africans handle pregnancy issues they will just ask one question, "do u know this girl ??" Once u say yes, forget it my brother.. you are a father

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Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 8:56pm On Apr 13, 2020
grin grin

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Re: Short funny jokes by BankyGee(m): 9:01pm On Apr 13, 2020
Twenty47:
grin grin

Re: Short funny jokes by BankyGee(m): 9:03pm On Apr 13, 2020
Those that have mouth odour and are wearing facemasks, it's time to reap the fruits of your labour undecided

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Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 8:32am On Apr 19, 2020
Stay at Home is for Women.. Real Men go out and do Temple Run with soldiers in the streets grin grin

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Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 11:57am On Apr 21, 2020
Nollywood sef.. 40 years later and the family dog is still Alive!! Shuu undecided grin grin

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Re: Short funny jokes by StyleAfos(m): 6:25pm On Apr 21, 2020

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Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 11:58am On Apr 26, 2020
Nigerian government sef, Stay indoor without anything for citizens.. my neighbour just brought a cat for me to buy and i told him i dont have rats in my room and he was like "ok ok buy it i will bring you the rats in the evening"
Lol.. Na wao for dis lockdown oo

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Re: Short funny jokes by Samsteph3k(m): 9:01am On Apr 27, 2020
Twenty47:
I was in the bathroom when my friend sent me Bleep video, i played it but there was no sound, i increased the volume to maximum but still no sound, so i didn't bother.
I watched it for 8 minutes before i remembered my phone was connected to the Bluetooth player in the living room.
My family and guests are still waiting for me.. I have been in the bathroom for 6 hours now.


looools

laugh really wan kill me here ooo

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Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 8:24pm On Apr 27, 2020
BankyGee:
Those that have mouth odour and are wearing facemasks, it's time to reap the fruits of your labour undecided
Looolz.. no be lies fa

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Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 8:32am On Apr 28, 2020
The first person to do wedding after this Lockdown should be ready to feed 5000 people including me oo grin grin

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Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 10:59am On Apr 28, 2020
Madam tailor, continue using people's material to sew face mask you hear
After you will now say "material no reach"

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Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 4:39am On Apr 29, 2020
Ha!!.. See innocent me oo, my mum is beating me because I was looking for my shoe in her purse grin

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Re: Short funny jokes by emiron18(m): 7:36am On Apr 29, 2020
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Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 8:57am On May 15, 2020
Too much home training is the reason why some people are still poor becuz it takes a Lion Heart to Get Lion Share grin

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