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Re: What's The Worst Thing You Ever Did Under The Influence Of Alcohol? by quiteboy(m): 7:09pm On Aug 28, 2020
As a real nigger that you are, enjoy your shayo nothing do you. I dey on my whisky like this.
Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Mehnnnn....as a real niggarrr i nor go fit count
Wetin alcohol don do me for this life nor be small

I remember one night after enough bottles.....I dey drive come house....for good twenty minutes i dey turn for that ring road round about for Benin city.....i nor come know which lane be sapele road own again

Alcohol....the last one way alcohol do me...I nearly enter trouble.....na that period i come know say keke napep dey cost......me and my guy dey come from play house....we don high....o boy...na so i jam keke napep...the owner say i must pay....i beg tire...he nor green.....na almost 600 thousand i take buy give am
Since that day....i come adjust small.......i come dey try package my small bar for house to avoid trouble.... But i still dey go beer parlour...me must drink alcohol wether devil like it or not....

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Re: What's The Worst Thing You Ever Did Under The Influence Of Alcohol? by Mrpojj(m): 7:10pm On Aug 28, 2020
Vyzz:
After a night chill with friends, we got home, we decided to go in through the fence because we knew that the gate will probably be locked.

All my fiends succeeded in climbing and jumping over the fence except me and one other idiot. The guy leaned on the gate and the gate opened, lol we didn't know all the while the gate was open.

Well shayo made us close the gate back and still use the fence to enter the house.

What have u done under the influence of alcohol...

Never been drunk
Re: What's The Worst Thing You Ever Did Under The Influence Of Alcohol? by YoungDaNaval(m): 7:10pm On Aug 28, 2020
lefulefu:
once in a blue moon i fit drink dat one especially during a festive period.but say i wear shirt then go outside dey look for beer or siddon for beer palour for hrs dey guzzle d green liquid i no dey do that one cheesy
Same here oh! The thing dey just tire me grin but I don drunk on palmy before sha.,..or should I say tipsy? According to my friends wey there that day, them say I just dey shout "I'm high but I know what am doing"..... grin
Re: What's The Worst Thing You Ever Did Under The Influence Of Alcohol? by tennytee(m): 7:11pm On Aug 28, 2020
I slapped a naval officer ..
Re: What's The Worst Thing You Ever Did Under The Influence Of Alcohol? by Niwdog(m): 7:11pm On Aug 28, 2020
In the midst of girls I was shouting and calling on my G to come take me home that I want to sleep I could still remember the giggle coming from those girls..I woke up the next day in my own vomit, I felt angry and my shame no be here.. for complete three months and I dodged those girls like madt

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Re: What's The Worst Thing You Ever Did Under The Influence Of Alcohol? by Heybeedee(m): 7:11pm On Aug 28, 2020
Kekereekun123:
hahahahah na there he go be. oke odo after that petrol station opposite kdorms lmao

Aswear that joint ehhn i cant forget o
,me and my guys don go drink jedi that nite,it was dark some of them dey smoke AZ join,I dont do smoke so they all had their turns throwing jabs at me,omo I frustrate sote from d alcohol jedi highness vex request for some Az I come buy indomie pour my own Az mix,with one spoon like this i knew all wasnt well based on levels sha I chop finish.going home i just dey shout dey talk I vex slap am, i reach my hostel side for sanrab unilorin healthcare hostel,we stopped bike,our waKa ehn na film,people of God I slept till 2pm d next day,babe show up i didn't brush i almost tear off her cloth f**k we almost broke up cos i said things to her I cant finish my story walahi,d thing dey body for 3 straight days

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Re: What's The Worst Thing You Ever Did Under The Influence Of Alcohol? by annyberry: 7:11pm On Aug 28, 2020
Chidex2442:
I on generator, enter house sleep till dawn. Forget to change over
Happened to a neighbor of mine......
Re: What's The Worst Thing You Ever Did Under The Influence Of Alcohol? by Tapout(m): 7:12pm On Aug 28, 2020
donbachi:
i entered a car from G.R.A junction at rumuola,heading to air force junction.i slept off and woke up at aba.

yo!! grin grin grin not even obigbo, Aba grin

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Re: What's The Worst Thing You Ever Did Under The Influence Of Alcohol? by Nobody: 7:13pm On Aug 28, 2020
Lexusgs430:



You dey our whatsapp group?...... grin
no sir but since na you and I dey always feel you, I go like join sir 08188304969
Re: What's The Worst Thing You Ever Did Under The Influence Of Alcohol? by Nobody: 7:13pm On Aug 28, 2020
YoungDaNaval:
Same here oh! The thing dey just tire me grin but I don drunk on palmy before sha.,..or should I say tipsy? According to my friends wey there that day, them say I just dey shout "I'm high but I know what am doing"..... grin
if na turn e turn ur eye den na tipsy u tipsy.drunk na wen u don start to dey stagger then vomit every wia cheesy..very disgusting
e get one alcoholic drink wey dese dominican ppl dey drink...dem dey call am kubuli.i don taste am b4...very powerful drink.if u take just one shot e go turn ur eye.dem also get those rum drink wey jack sparrow dey drink for pirates of the carribean.dat one if u take am na so e go burn ur throat if u takin it for the first time.wen i first drink am i come understand why jack sparrow so much dey addicted to rum.many of the dominicans wey dem dey drink rum on friday evenings na so some go dey sing dey dance for road.some of the drunkards go sleep for gutter.even some of their women na experts for drinking.their rum drink and kubuli beer drink if u addicted to it e fit make u no reason anytin for life again.its dat powerful..even more powerful than our normal beer and shekpe hot drink.during last xmas when me and some freinds visit some of the local dominicans dem serve us their Rum drink together with the food..i just take small then clean my mouth with some cool passion fruit juice grin.

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Re: What's The Worst Thing You Ever Did Under The Influence Of Alcohol? by vincentjk(m): 7:14pm On Aug 28, 2020
Mine was quite funny lol

I was staying with my aunt whose husband used to be a Lecturer back then, I stay in their house because they live close to the university and I was running my diploma then

One night during end of the year party, a friend/neighbour who stay in the same yard cheered me and I fell for it thereby taking

2bottles of hero
1bottles of life
2bottles of star
And then I topped it up with the one that scattered my brain kpata kpata (3-4 red cups of Remy Martin) choi I wan mad that night jeez, my head was literally on fire and for a moment I was thinking what will I tell God if I suddenly pass out in my sleep

The whole neighborhood couldn't even calm me down that night and the men scavenged me upstairs and my friend and another man had to bath me lol

Funny enough I remembered most of the things I did and was fully aware but I just couldn't hold myself at all.

Woke up in the children's room without my boxers and the kids all ran away thinking their uncle went mad, was so embarrassing for me and ever since then I don't take more than two bottles outside no matter how much you're willing to pay me

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Re: What's The Worst Thing You Ever Did Under The Influence Of Alcohol? by pmoye(m): 7:16pm On Aug 28, 2020
Well I am in Europe.

WoundedLamb:


That was in Europe. I heard it is uncommon in Nigeria.
Re: What's The Worst Thing You Ever Did Under The Influence Of Alcohol? by Lexusgs430: 7:16pm On Aug 28, 2020
southniyikaye:
no sir but since na you and I dey always feel you, I go like join sir 08969


You know even know the WhatsApp group sef....... grin


It's Association of Breast lovers * Chunky nipples division *............. tongue
Re: What's The Worst Thing You Ever Did Under The Influence Of Alcohol? by trytim100(m): 7:16pm On Aug 28, 2020
This funny oh
donbachi:
i entered a car from G.R.A junction at rumuola,heading to air force junction.i slept off and woke up at aba.
Re: What's The Worst Thing You Ever Did Under The Influence Of Alcohol? by Wantedmiller: 7:19pm On Aug 28, 2020
donbachi:
i entered a car from G.R.A junction at rumuola,heading to air force junction.i slept off and woke up at aba.

Bros easy oooo

the car they go Aba abi?

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Re: What's The Worst Thing You Ever Did Under The Influence Of Alcohol? by toluleke(m): 7:20pm On Aug 28, 2020
I remembered when i got drunk during my lodge mate birthday party, he got palm wine 25 litres then 2012 na so i begin drink drink got drunk started walking about cos my room mate had slept and locked the door so decided to sleep in the hostel na so i gbam one girl walking alone called her na so we begin talk my flows and confidence that night me sef shock, her and her boyfriend had issues so he sent her out that night so she was going back to her lodge. So i walked her back home now to cross the gutter to her lodge na there problem start i tried 3 times that wood no gree me.. she asked for my phone number i said don't worry and left . Going back home alone around 12am i no even send if anything go happen cos they do rob at that side frequently..The next day i try all my best to remember this girl face omo mehn i no picture am just know say i missed that opportunity

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Re: What's The Worst Thing You Ever Did Under The Influence Of Alcohol? by Bablo08(m): 7:20pm On Aug 28, 2020
Asking my father for freedom. Lol dough I can't remember all but I still manage to defecate on the floor while my mom pack the shit grin, but I mature since that issue Sha. Till today I can't get that memory out of my head. Lol

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Re: What's The Worst Thing You Ever Did Under The Influence Of Alcohol? by osazsky(m): 7:21pm On Aug 28, 2020
Got home late at night saw my pretty wife eating and I told her...hi dear..ur face looks familiar
.have we met before can I get ur numb so that I can chat u up later..hope my wife is not at home..walked down straight to my bed and slept off..woke up the next day by 2pm..then my wife started explaining what happened last night to me..I said me God forbid

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Re: What's The Worst Thing You Ever Did Under The Influence Of Alcohol? by toprealman: 7:22pm On Aug 28, 2020
donbachi:
i entered a car from G.R.A junction at rumuola,heading to air force junction.i slept off and woke up at aba.
Lol.....inside life! What a close call.
Re: What's The Worst Thing You Ever Did Under The Influence Of Alcohol? by EXOUSIAng: 7:23pm On Aug 28, 2020
alexistaiwo:
I don't drink smiley


I don't smoke cheesy


I don't eat meat grin


Let me tell you a big secret...
YOU GO STILL DIE

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Re: What's The Worst Thing You Ever Did Under The Influence Of Alcohol? by MemoriesAndMe: 7:29pm On Aug 28, 2020
SegFault:
Nawa oh. So alcohol dey do people dis kind things, sha me never lose guard when I dey drunk. Don't know why
What alcohol will do to you might be different from what it does to others. Some people have high tolerance levels than others naturally. You might be on the same table with your friends drinking, after drinking 6 bottles, you're still ok, but someone that only drank one bottle is already acting like a mad man.

The western world go by something they call BAC (Blood Alcohol Contents) to measure how drunk a person is. It depends on several factors and varies from individual to individual. Most times, heavy set folks have lower BAC than skinny folks that drink the same amount as them. Again, if you had a meal hours before drinking puts you in a better shape than others that drank on an empty stomach or drank while eating - which makes it worse.

Pls dont feel like alcohol doesn't control you when you consume it, most likely you just haven't observed the difference between the sober you and the drunk you.
If you can abstain, please do.

I know many of these cos I went through hell with alcohol, it all started from my drinking days in Nigeria, it was all fun and all. I continued same in the western world with strict laws and the outcome for me was totally negative. No one here on this thread, from what I have read , went through what alcohol did to me, I almost lost everything until I was legally required to abstain with multiple agencies watching me,.Special tags for my cars dedicated to alcoholics, ankle bracelets,, ignition interlock devices, huge hospital bills, unnecessary arrests from alcohol-related offenses, lost relationships, AA classes, too much to mention. Nigeria doesn't have all that, the reason many in Nigeria think of alcoholism as fun versus the pain it causes them and others.

Just go on youtube and search for stories of mothers that lost their precious kids to drunk drivers and put yourself in their shoes as a parent.

Be glad you are able to control how much influence alcohol currently has over you. My advice for you is please abstain now that you can. You will find out you get to accomplish more than your drinking cohorts. Its a fact.

To corroborate my comments, you can always search for "Online AA meetings" on Google and join one of them. Its free. You will find online meetings from anywhere in the world and even observe that the same alcohol that ruined one person's life in Canada, Russia or the US ruined other lives in China, India and even Togo. What's common? The bottles and the similar ETH contents
https://www.aa.org/pages/en_US/options-for-meeting-online
You will get to hear people's stories of how alcohol ruined their lives, first hand. One that touched me from a physical AA meeting is a Vice President of a firm that eventually became homeless cos she couldn't control her drinking and the troubles it brought her. You will still find physical AA meetings in Lekki, Ikoyi areas in lagos and even other parts of Nigeria. Google is ur friend.

Just know the rich also cry and some of them can't control their alcohol consumption when certain circumstances make them wanna cry. It shifts from being fun and recreational to being an addiction and a problem from there. I chose to say all these about my experience on this thread cos you probably also observed many posts treat what some consider a problem as something fun and hilarious to them, which is typical of most youngsters.

Stay safe and blessed bro.

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Re: What's The Worst Thing You Ever Did Under The Influence Of Alcohol? by SawD007: 7:30pm On Aug 28, 2020
I went to visit my good friend in Abule Egba in Lagos sometimes 2012. We got the news that we have been offered admission to HND base on what our eye see during the ND days. So me my guy went to Baystar to celebrate admission. I drank 9 bottles of Legend with Ukwobi and my guy drank 6 bottles of the same brand. Mehn, as we take enter compound I know for sure is the breeze wey blow us reach house. I enter bathroom go pee and didn't know my friend was vomiting already inside the toilet zinc, I just de pee on my brother as e de vomit and still tell him sorry. Brethren man no fit chop for 2 days na water I just de drink. Las las, na same legend I take kill the hangover the third day with my friend. We rise and resuscitate. By his grace we still de murder bottles.

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Re: What's The Worst Thing You Ever Did Under The Influence Of Alcohol? by YoungDaNaval(m): 7:31pm On Aug 28, 2020
lefulefu:
if na turn e turn ur eye den na tipsy u tipsy.drunk na wen u don start to dey stagger then vomit every wia cheesy..very disgusting
e get one alcoholic drink wey dese dominican ppl dey drink...dem dey call am kubuli.i don taste am b4...very powerful drink.if u take just one shot e go turn ur eye.dem also get those rum drink wey jack sparrow dey drink for pirates of the carribean.dat one if u take am na so e go burn ur throat if u takin it for the first time.wen i first drink am i come understand why jack sparrow so much dey addicted to rum.many of the dominicans wey dem dey drink rum on friday evenings na so some go dey sing dey dance for road.some of the drunkards go sleep for gutter.even some of their women na experts for drinking.their rum drink and kubuli beer drink if u addicted to it e fit make u no reason anytin for life again.its dat powerful..even more powerful than our normal beer and shekpe hot drink.during last xmas when me and some freinds visit some of the local dominicans dem serve us their Rum drink together with the food..i just take small then clean my mouth with some cool passion fruit juice grin.
Me I dey avoid anything spirit oh! Even when I dey high sea when my colleagues dey drink am...me na hot tea or coffee I dey use pursue my own cold. Except all these creamy drinks like best, amarola, Carolan, bailys etc I dey like those ones well well grin

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Re: What's The Worst Thing You Ever Did Under The Influence Of Alcohol? by SweetDipBenny(m): 7:32pm On Aug 28, 2020
I rammed a nepa pole with my car 3 times back nd fort. I was off my fvckin face
Re: What's The Worst Thing You Ever Did Under The Influence Of Alcohol? by israelmao(m): 7:35pm On Aug 28, 2020
One thing that kept me away from drinking alcohol even when the peer pressure was intense in my secondary school days was that I never saw my father drank it.

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Re: What's The Worst Thing You Ever Did Under The Influence Of Alcohol? by kenx1(m): 7:36pm On Aug 28, 2020
Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Mehnnnn....as a real niggarrr i nor go fit count
Wetin alcohol don do me for this life nor be small

I remember one night after enough bottles.....I dey drive come house....for good twenty minutes i dey turn for that ring road round about for Benin city.....i nor come know which lane be sapele road own again

Alcohol....the last one way alcohol do me...I nearly enter trouble.....na that period i come know say keke napep dey cost......me and my guy dey come from play house....we don high....o boy...na so i jam keke napep...the owner say i must pay....i beg tire...he nor green.....na almost 600 thousand i take buy give am
Since that day....i come adjust small.......i come dey try package my small bar for house to avoid trouble.... But i still dey go beer parlour...me must drink alcohol wether devil like it or not....

Omo u gbaski
Re: What's The Worst Thing You Ever Did Under The Influence Of Alcohol? by Nobody: 7:38pm On Aug 28, 2020
I'm too much of a control freak to let myself go like that. Even the one time I got heavily drunk back in the day with my old man, I still couldn't give up control. With dirty eyes I still ensured the car doors were locked, put on the generator and still made pounded yam/soup and served him in bed. The baba respect me that night nobi small.

Years later the most I've gone is two bottles of Heineken, and maybe a can and the half of bullet...the thought of loosing myself scares the shit out of me.

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Re: What's The Worst Thing You Ever Did Under The Influence Of Alcohol? by Clinghton: 7:40pm On Aug 28, 2020
Is the alcohol responsible for fiends instead of friends.
Re: What's The Worst Thing You Ever Did Under The Influence Of Alcohol? by Adakintroy: 7:40pm On Aug 28, 2020
My guy got high on small chelsea. Guy na ajje.we no know when him take call him papa say them poison am.

Papa come with pastor come de cast out demon.

My own after200level exams. I drink sote I go outside were dem de piss go sleep.luckily my friend come piss.. see me lie down for there, them put me for Moto come house.

Know your guage.

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Re: What's The Worst Thing You Ever Did Under The Influence Of Alcohol? by angelfallz(m): 7:43pm On Aug 28, 2020
edo3:
Mine was when i was still in d world,, i slept wt an olosho n i refused to cum and av already paid her.. She then told me she wasn't interested again and av not really enjoyed myself.. I just located a nearby police station to complain that av not released ooo.. It was d next day d police man was playing all d stereo for and i felt embarrassed..

Oh Lord!!! grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: What's The Worst Thing You Ever Did Under The Influence Of Alcohol? by oriowotdayo: 7:44pm On Aug 28, 2020
The first time i took alcohol (Don Simon: Vino Tonto), i saw that i became fearless, that made me stop.

One of my uncles' experience gets me thinking. He got drunk in Ile-Ife, drove his car from Ife to Ondo ( 1 hour's drive with winding road) got to home, but slept off as he opened the car door, neighbours who heard noise of his car radio were the ones who switched off the car ignition and carried him inside. Next day he wondered how he got to Ondo. What he could remember was that he checked the time in Ife and it was 8:30pm.

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