SirMichael1:
Why you no go marry her. Somebody that can manage very well? She even manages pots self. Come and see when human being will cook stew and soup in one pot seperated only by oil.

Person like that will manage your battery until they exhauts it after the last steamy round. Na village calabar girl afterall.

dingbang:
hey you dont call the mother of my kids uyaiincomparabl a village girl.

SirMichael1:
Why you no go marry her. Somebody that can manage very well? She even manages pots self. Come and see when human being will cook stew and soup in one pot seperated only by oil.

Person like that will manage your battery until they exhauts it after the last steamy round. Na village calabar girl afterall.

SirMichael1:
Why you no go marry her. Somebody that can manage very well? She even manages pots self. Come and see when human being will cook stew and soup in one pot seperated only by oil.

Person like that will manage your battery until they exhauts it after the last steamy round. Na village calabar girl afterall.

SirMichael1:
I hope say una kids no carry the colour of her previous soup, the one wey yellow anyhow. Dey like miyan samiya.

GrammarNazi1:

Your wickedness is legendary.

SirMichael1:
I hope say una kids no carry the colour of her previous soup, the one wey yellow anyhow. Dey like miyan samiya.

dingbang:
just say you like her soups.

UyaiIncomparabl:


No mind am.

Na me help me turn eba when I go meet am for him aunty house last month. Now, him dey gimme jab. I am taking a snapshot of his jabs straight to his aunt's inbox.

Nothing wey he sabi do o!

SirMichael1:
My boss well well. Na my personal person. She don do her own for my thread, i no answer. I get her time now.

UyaiIncomparabl:


Yea. I have only one pot. I know. Na me and your imaginary wife dey follow share am.

How about you send me a message on FB messenger to give you an antidote to that your lice-infested scalp since you haven't let my Whatsapp message inbox rest and have as well been disturbing me with calls. I have been busy, son. Sorry.

UyaiIncomparabl:


Nsogbu. Biko, puta nuzo. I no really get your time. Come back to FB and let's get you a cure to your lapa lapa infested scalp already. It must have eaten deep into your brains, therefore you can't be faulted.

SirMichael1:
Lass lass i just rechecked this your soup and e no shock me say meat no dey am, only green beans. Makes me wonder if you're on a diet.

Ask me of my wife again, slay kangaroo.

UyaiIncomparabl:


Go do your findings well, you dragon.

Na soup be that? Oh. I don even forget say even ordinary garri, you no fit turn, na Ekpang-Nkukwo you wan come sabi?

And errm, I hope say you don go settle that your Nupe girl? She don give me at least hundred missed calls this week. Anu mpama.

iamoyindamola:

Goalnaldo:
you speak Yoruba, calabar, and Igbo do you speak hausa too?

SirMichael1:


Mbanu. Neya like fish on land. This one pain you oh. Chai. Shey you no go invite me come chop your soup? My wife no cook for me.

UyaiIncomparabl:


Oh. You no say no be me you dey follow yan. I always prepare classics.

After all, the one way Ella been dey prepare for you she leave you three months ago no reach all the ones na. Too much jab for someone that can't even boil water.

No be me help you turn eba last month when I visit you for your aunty house when you come Lag? Dey soffri follow me talk, abeg.

SirMichael1:
You dey praise yourself now? Well, agama lizard wey jump down from iroko tree go look left, turn right, if e see say nobody praise am, e go nod him head praise himself. Na wetin you dey do so oh.

I no come lag, you too lie. I get wife wey sabi cook and me sabi pound self. Even stone i go pound. Even if na true self oh, e no shame you say you wear slippers enter those yellow busses from ajegunle come V.I come turn eba go back?

Dyt:

UyaiIncomparabl:


Go do your findings well, you dragon.

Na soup be that? Oh. I don even forget say even ordinary garri, you no fit turn, na Ekpang-Nkukwo you wan come sabi?

And errm, I hope say you don go settle that your Nupe girl? She don give me at least hundred missed calls this week. Anu mpama.

SirMichael1:
See the name like all those classmate name for primary school wey we dey mock. Wetin be ekapan-nkwocha? Oyeberibe.

Why she no go beep you 100 times when you dey owe her 5naira since last year. Pick call, she wan add another 5naira make e make am 10naira so that you'll pay her in 50yrs time.

UyaiIncomparabl:


Thunder faya you and that your imaginary wife.

You better inform me when you dey come Lag next month. Make I for prepare better Onugbu soup and fufu keep for you. I know say that Nupe girl no dey prepare better delicacy for you, na why lapa lapa don full your scalp be that.

SirMichael1:
See the name like all those classmate name for primary school wey we dey mock. Wetin be ekapan-nkwocha? Oyeberibe.

Why she no go beep you 100 times when you dey owe her 5naira since last year. Pick call, she wan add another 5naira make e make am 10naira so that you'll pay her in 50yrs time.

SirMichael1:
Na yoruba i marry and yoruba no dey chop akapan-nsobu. Na confirm food wey get direct english translation i dey chop on a steady. I go come go chop wetin go hook me for throat because i no fit pronouce hin name. Nekwa nu aya oh.

dingbang:
walahi you be trouble

iamoyindamola:

This is for the house, where's the original one you ate

SirMichael1:
No yawa. Na my paddi you be. I no mean play reach like THIS. Make i dey go, my daughter dey cry for her papa.

If i hear pem from you ehn.

UyaiIncomparabl:


Fuel tanker, hot charcoal fall on your testes there, you son of Delilah.

UyaiIncomparabl:


Fuel tanker, hot charcoal fall on your testes there, you son of Delilah.