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I heard many people shouting "Oga give me my change" in one shop like that today.. well to cut the long story shot, i joined them and collected 5k

Nonsense

Happy New Month guys

My first toasting experience was very epic.. i open my mouth to greet her, Volume no gree Comot

Use 3 Fowls and get 1 Cow.. This Nonsense advertisement guys de weak me fa

I hate Dogs especially the ones that Barks when Someone wants to See Someone in Someones house.. legends will understand

I stood at 1 hotel today and shouted "Oga ur wife de come oo"
Ome come see Temple Run

It's only in Nigeria that you hear someone boast of their level of madness
They will be like..

' I dey mad oo ask people'

Happy New month Twenty47

Twenty47:
Happy New Month guys

Sometimes I wonder who taught Black people to slap remote when it's not working

Over to you Twenty47

Friendlo:
Sometimes I wonder who taught Black people to slap remote when it's not working

funny enough..it works sometimes

chelseamann:
funny enough..it works sometimes

Lol.. ok but must you slap the poor remote

Twenty47:
Lol.. ok but must you slap the poor remote

That's because Africans believe that violence solves every problem

Twenty47:
Lol.. ok but must you slap the poor remote

yes

chelseamann:
yes

Hmm.. ok

Church is the best place to go after break up.. You will be crying in the Crowd and people will be thinking you are in the Spirits

Nothing gives me joy more than seeing my sister among the people sharing Rice in an occassion

Don't be a weak Child,if you Dad slaps you,Punch him back.. Don't thank me what are friends for

.

Twenty47:
If someone you don't Love tells you 'i love you' and expects you to say same, but you don't want to lie then, don't worry my sister.. Just tell the person 'i love youTube' but say it very fast to avoid hard i known oo

I will adopt this

Twenty47:
A pastor announced...if you know your wife is controlling you,move to the left'' all men in the church moved to the left except one man,the pastor was happy there was atleast one man,the pastor asked....how come your wife cant control you?? The man quickly replied...its my wife who told me not to move... haha,then the pastor fainted

O my God I haff faint myself

I was like.. Baby I love you so much, even if am asked to choose between you and a free trip to Dubai, I swear I'll be thinking about you in the plane and she blocked me

sinkhole:
O my God I haff faint myself

Haha.. no be small thing bro

BankyGee:
When I kill a mosquito, I keep it on a chair next to mah bed so other mosquito can see how dangerous I am

u too much

A day will come when Heavens gate will open and the cloud will change, Some idiots will think its weather for two not knowing its rapture for one

Chudifab:
u too much

Thanks bro

FG should do quick and re-open schools o, because even some teachers don dey turn agbero now o!

I remember back then in a school debate when i supported "education is better than money"

Money please forgive me.. i was a child fa

Someone will carry Laptop bag and make you feel like he is a software engineer..

Meanwhile most of those bags contains just Ludo

Immediately you starts Saving small money, Boom! You will get a call from the village that your Grandma has swallowed Cutlass

No matter how relaxed you're in a relationship, Never visits your bae Unexpected.. I was introduced as a Tailor today oo