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Married Men Are The Biggest Simps Ever! by Jerkbaba(op):
Before marriage...

1. Dates & Gifts: The Man
2. Calling & Texting: The Man
3. Airtime & Credit: The Man
4. Marriage Proposal: The Man
5. Bride Price: The Man
6. Marriage Expenses: The Man... All these for just rubbish sex o! And the girl body count can be over a thousand o! The women hasn't spent one dime in any of this!
7. Honeymoon: The Man Paying All The Expenses!

Now look at this!

After Marriage...
1. Argument & Nagging: Woman
2. Cheating & Affairs: Woman
3. Barrenness Due to Too much fvucking: Woman
4. Slacked Pussy: Woman
5. Not sexually satisfying the man: The Woman
6. Depriving the man off sex: woman

In conclusion, women bring all the problems in marriage without even investing a dime in it! You can clearly see this useless union was made to favor the female gender! Poverty alleviation scheme for woman. Nothing more! Any man that's thinking of marriage, I'll advise you to masturbate twice and think again! How can you give up all your freedom for a woman? Are you fvucking nuts?! What happened to traveling the world, taking care of yourself, exploring yourself & the world! So many things you can do & enjoy your life with your hard earned cash you've worked for! Why on earth would you give up all of these for a stupid woman? This shit is for weaklings! Straighten up!
Re: Married Men Are The Biggest Simps Ever! by Ilenny9: 12:40pm On Sep 08, 2020
Hope you are aware that there is Marriage game. Nor dey preach nonsense, even the likes of Rollo Tomassi, redpill coach are married
Re: Married Men Are The Biggest Simps Ever! by Ilenny9: 12:42pm On Sep 08, 2020
You can be married and still retain your alpha status and keep your frame
Re: Married Men Are The Biggest Simps Ever! by Nobody: 12:44pm On Sep 08, 2020
SHUT UP kiddo
Re: Married Men Are The Biggest Simps Ever! by Jerkbaba(op): 12:52pm On Sep 08, 2020
StacyO:
SHUT UP kiddo
it's me ur calling kiddo? If I slap you ehn. That disgusting lipgloss on that your ugly face will disappear. Stupid girl.
Re: Married Men Are The Biggest Simps Ever! by Jerkbaba(op): 1:00pm On Sep 08, 2020
Ilenny9:
Hope you are aware that there is Marriage game. Nor dey preach nonsense, even the likes of Rollo Tomassi, redpill coach are married
what's this mumu saying? huh. What is marriage game? sad
Re: Married Men Are The Biggest Simps Ever! by djon78(m): 1:06pm On Sep 08, 2020
Jerkbaba:
Before marriage...

1. Dates & Gifts: The Man
2. Calling & Texting: The Man
3. Airtime & Credit: The Man
4. Marriage Proposal: The Man
5. Bride Price: The Man
6. Marriage Expenses: The Man... All these for just rubbish sex o! And the girl body count can be over a thousand o! The women hasn't spent one dime in any of this!
7. Honeymoon: The Man Paying All The Expenses!

Now look at this!

After Marriage...
1. Argument & Nagging: Woman
2. Cheating & Affairs: Woman
3. Barrenness Due to Too much fvucking: Woman
4. Slacked Pussy: Woman
5. Not sexually satisfying the man: The Woman
6. Depriving the man off sex: woman

In conclusion, women bring all the problems in marriage without even investing a dime in it! You can clearly see this useless union was made to favor the female gender! Poverty alleviation scheme for woman. Nothing more! Any man that's thinking of marriage, I'll advise you to masturbate twice and think again! How can you give up all your freedom for a woman? What happened to traveling the world, taking care of yourself, exploring yourself & the world! So many things you can do & enjoy your life with your hard earned cash you've worked for! Why on earth would you give up all of these for a woman? This shit is for weaklings! Straighten up!
Hello kid
How old are you?
Maybe when you mature you will understand

Whether you like it or not
Nature has placed on we men
The burden of taking care of our women and children

It's unmanly not to do so
It might be stressful sometimes
But that's the burden nature placed on us


People with your mindset
May never be economically successful
When you hustle as a man
To make your family comfortable
Nature smiles on you
And makes a way for you


As for drama from our women
That's all that makes relationship
Very interesting
When a woman gives you drama
And you hold your ground
Like a man
And navigate the issues like a man
Over time she go dey overloyal


So kid
You still have a lot of growing to do
Re: Married Men Are The Biggest Simps Ever! by Nobody: 1:07pm On Sep 08, 2020
Jerkbaba:
it's me ur calling kiddo? If I slap you ehn. That disgusting lipgloss on that your ugly face will disappear. Stupid girl.
kiss
The lipgloss isn't as disgusting as your sense of reasoning though.
Re: Married Men Are The Biggest Simps Ever! by heendrix(m): 1:07pm On Sep 08, 2020
Jerkbaba:
Before marriage...

1. Dates & Gifts: The Man
2. Calling & Texting: The Man
3. Airtime & Credit: The Man
4. Marriage Proposal: The Man
5. Bride Price: The Man
6. Marriage Expenses: The Man... All these for just rubbish sex o! And the girl body count can be over a thousand o! The women hasn't spent one dime in any of this!
7. Honeymoon: The Man Paying All The Expenses!

Now look at this!

After Marriage...
1. Argument & Nagging: Woman
2. Cheating & Affairs: Woman
3. Barrenness Due to Too much fvucking: Woman
4. Slacked Pussy: Woman
5. Not sexually satisfying the man: The Woman
6. Depriving the man off sex: woman

In conclusion, women bring all the problems in marriage without even investing a dime in it! You can clearly see this useless union was made to favor the female gender! Poverty alleviation scheme for woman. Nothing more! Any man that's thinking of marriage, I'll advise you to masturbate twice and think again! How can you give up all your freedom for a woman? Are you fvucking nuts?! What happened to traveling the world, taking care of yourself, exploring yourself & the world! So many things you can do & enjoy your life with your hard earned cash you've worked for! Why on earth would you give up all of these for a woman? This shit is for weaklings! Straighten up!
you're making brain brother
Re: Married Men Are The Biggest Simps Ever! by Jerkbaba(op): 1:09pm On Sep 08, 2020
djon78:
Hello kid
How old are you?
Maybe when you mature you will understand

Whether you like it or not
Nature has placed on we men
The burden of taking care of our women and children

It's unmanly not to do so
It might be stressful sometimes
But that's the burden nature placed on us


People with your mindset
May never be economically successful
When you hustle as a man
To make your family comfortable
Nature smiles on you
And makes a way for you


As for drama from our women
That's all that makes relationship
Very interesting
When a woman gives you drama
And you hold your ground
Like a man
And navigate the issues like a man
Over time she go dey overloyal


So kid
You still have a lot of growing to do
goddamn simp! I pity you nigga!
Re: Married Men Are The Biggest Simps Ever! by Jerkbaba(op): 1:11pm On Sep 08, 2020
StacyO:
kiss
The lipgloss isn't as disgusting as your sense of reasoning though.
Ugly monkey.
Re: Married Men Are The Biggest Simps Ever! by Barney001: 1:14pm On Sep 08, 2020
Jerkbaba:
Before marriage...

1. Dates & Gifts: The Man
2. Calling & Texting: The Man
3. Airtime & Credit: The Man
4. Marriage Proposal: The Man
5. Bride Price: The Man
6. Marriage Expenses: The Man... All these for just rubbish sex o! And the girl body count can be over a thousand o! The women hasn't spent one dime in any of this!
7. Honeymoon: The Man Paying All The Expenses!

Now look at this!

After Marriage...
1. Argument & Nagging: Woman
2. Cheating & Affairs: Woman
3. Barrenness Due to Too much fvucking: Woman
4. Slacked Pussy: Woman
5. Not sexually satisfying the man: The Woman
6. Depriving the man off sex: woman

In conclusion, women bring all the problems in marriage without even investing a dime in it! You can clearly see this useless union was made to favor the female gender! Poverty alleviation scheme for woman. Nothing more! Any man that's thinking of marriage, I'll advise you to masturbate twice and think again! How can you give up all your freedom for a woman? Are you fvucking nuts?! What happened to traveling the world, taking care of yourself, exploring yourself & the world! So many things you can do & enjoy your life with your hard earned cash you've worked for! Why on earth would you give up all of these for a woman? This shit is for weaklings! Straighten up!
No offence op.....


But does this mean that your father is a simp too tongue

Re: Married Men Are The Biggest Simps Ever! by Jerkbaba(op): 1:26pm On Sep 08, 2020
StacyO:
E pain am.



















































Delete your existence.
Delete that ur dp. It's horrible!
Re: Married Men Are The Biggest Simps Ever! by Jerkbaba(op): 1:27pm On Sep 08, 2020
Barney001:
No offence op.....


But does this mean that your father is a simp too tongue
a big stupid one infact!
Re: Married Men Are The Biggest Simps Ever! by Nobody: 1:29pm On Sep 08, 2020
Jerkbaba:
Before marriage...

1. Dates & Gifts: The Man
2. Calling & Texting: The Man
3. Airtime & Credit: The Man
4. Marriage Proposal: The Man
5. Bride Price: The Man
6. Marriage Expenses: The Man... All these for just rubbish sex o! And the girl body count can be over a thousand o! The women hasn't spent one dime in any of this!
7. Honeymoon: The Man Paying All The Expenses!

Now look at this!

After Marriage...
1. Argument & Nagging: Woman
2. Cheating & Affairs: Woman
3. Barrenness Due to Too much fvucking: Woman
4. Slacked Pussy: Woman
5. Not sexually satisfying the man: The Woman
6. Depriving the man off sex: woman

In conclusion, women bring all the problems in marriage without even investing a dime in it! You can clearly see this useless union was made to favor the female gender! Poverty alleviation scheme for woman. Nothing more! Any man that's thinking of marriage, I'll advise you to masturbate twice and think again! How can you give up all your freedom for a woman? Are you fvucking nuts?! What happened to traveling the world, taking care of yourself, exploring yourself & the world! So many things you can do & enjoy your life with your hard earned cash you've worked for! Why on earth would you give up all of these for a woman? This shit is for weaklings! Straighten up!
Stop Jerking off.
It's not good for your mental health.
Re: Married Men Are The Biggest Simps Ever! by Nobody:
Jerkbaba:
Delete that ur dp. It's horrible!
Main reason why I put it there kiss








I don't remember asking you to go check it though undecided
runipinta
Re: Married Men Are The Biggest Simps Ever! by Nobody: 1:31pm On Sep 08, 2020
Jerkbaba:
a big stupid one infact!
It's obvious now. Hypothesis taking,observations noted.. Facts drawn.

Quoting you was a BIG mistake.
Re: Married Men Are The Biggest Simps Ever! by Nobody: 2:05pm On Sep 08, 2020
You're 100% on point
That's why we die before them cause of too much stress cool
Re: Married Men Are The Biggest Simps Ever! by Freestainworld(m): 2:17pm On Sep 08, 2020
sorry if that is how your mother and sisters behave, I understand your frustrations
Re: Married Men Are The Biggest Simps Ever! by DoubleEngine007:
Women wrappers everywhere.And because they have a rod dangling inbtw their legs,they still claim the name "men" Its a pity..

Op give them... Tatatatatata.

I think most persons here are getting the OP wrong..
In most homes today men have given their power away,because of what they call love.You see wives insulting their husbands ,even their children joining them. Men should understand that love doesn't mean you should be stupid. What makes you a man ,when you can't speak up as a man in your home?? Allowing a woman to control you,and you call yourself a man huh. If she tells you to sit ,you sit. If she says don't eat ,you starve ,even when you are the one working hard for the money. That's the bullshit, I think the Op is trying to point out. As a man you ought to do things at your own will ,not obeying rules and regulations made by your wife in your own house.. If una like make una dey fight,I don talk my own o.. Sombori say.. Give them..tatatatatata. grin grin

Re: Married Men Are The Biggest Simps Ever! by djon78(m): 2:31pm On Sep 08, 2020
Jerkbaba:
goddamn simp! I pity you nigga!
Most of you always shouting simp
Are kids
You ain't matured

You see woman
Na wisdom dey use follow woman
E get some circumstances
You give order like a man
E get some circumstances
You mellow down
Even allow your madam have her way


The reason this generation
Can't hold marriage
Is because they think
The woman they are marrying
Don't have her own mind

See a woman
Is a human being just like you
And average human being
Can be very stubborn
So you must follow a woman diplomatically
But if you prove otherwise
A woman can easily help you
Destroy everything
But with wisdom and diplomacy
You will move your home



So most of you shouting simp
Are kids
Simple
You guys have a lot of growing up
To do
Re: Married Men Are The Biggest Simps Ever! by 360clips: 2:32pm On Sep 08, 2020
cchub:
Stop Jerking off.
It's not good for your mental health.
see this fool. Like you don't jerk off. Stupid man.
Re: Married Men Are The Biggest Simps Ever! by Jerkbaba(op): 2:36pm On Sep 08, 2020
djon78:
Most of you always shouting simp
Are kids
You ain't matured

You see woman
Na wisdom dey use follow woman
E get some circumstances
You give order like a man
E get some circumstances
You mellow down
Even allow your madam have her way


The reason this generation
Can't hold marriage
Is because they think
The woman they are marrying
Don't have her own mind

See a woman
Is a human being just like you
And average human being
Can be very stubborn
So you must follow a woman diplomatically
But if you prove otherwise
A woman can easily help you
Destroy everything
But with wisdom and diplomacy
You will move your home



So most of you shouting simp
Are kids
Simple
You guys have a lot of growing up
To do
another mumu spotted. Captain save a hoe. I just hope you don't die before your time because of woman. undecided
Re: Married Men Are The Biggest Simps Ever! by apatheticme(f):
djon78:
Most of you always shouting simp
Are kids
You ain't matured

You see woman
Na wisdom dey use follow woman
E get some circumstances
You give order like a man
E get some circumstances
You mellow down
Even allow your madam have her way


The reason this generation
Can't hold marriage
Is because they think
The woman they are marrying
Don't have her own mind

See a woman
Is a human being just like you
And average human being
Can be very stubborn
So you must follow a woman diplomatically
But if you prove otherwise
A woman can easily help you
Destroy everything
But with wisdom and diplomacy
You will move your home



So most of you shouting simp
Are kids
Simple
You guys have a lot of growing up
To do
.
Re: Married Men Are The Biggest Simps Ever! by Nobody: 2:44pm On Sep 08, 2020
djon78:
Most of you always shouting simp
Are kids
You ain't matured

You see woman
Na wisdom dey use follow woman
E get some circumstances
You give order like a man
E get some circumstances
You mellow down
Even allow your madam have her way


The reason this generation
Can't hold marriage
Is because they think
The woman they are marrying
Don't have her own mind

See a woman
Is a human being just like you
And average human being
Can be very stubborn
So you must follow a woman diplomatically
But if you prove otherwise
A woman can easily help you
Destroy everything
But with wisdom and diplomacy
You will move your home



So most of you shouting simp
Are kids
Simple
You guys have a lot of growing up
To do
Stop wasting your mb.
Some are high school students.


They're still experiencing life. Real SIMPs calling real men simps (laughs baduskaly)

The internet is the easiest thing to have access to this days,kids will login and start shouting simp simp undecided

If humans from A-Z are evil,living souls on earth would've been wiped off by now.

#Dropsmicleavesthread
Re: Married Men Are The Biggest Simps Ever! by Jerkbaba(op):
apatheticme:
Not just 'kids' but 'dumbass, ill trained Poverty stricken hungry kids'.

If you're well fed, and you have enough you'll want to share with people, your loved ones inclusive.

You could literally feel his frustrations in his write up. He even said his dad is a big stupid simp. The poor man is somewhere now working hard to bring food to the table for him and his siblings and mom, unaware that his idiot of a son is calling him a simp on social media. May God bless and open ways for that poor man so that he can make more money to feed you @op so that you can focus on your education or whatever skill you're learning.

Pls op try to relax, and have hopes that you will have all you want. If you do, trust me money go dey shack you to spend on top your wife.

By the way, drop your account details let me give you something small to eat, so that you'll stop opening frustrated threads on nairaland!
see this mumu man using female moniker to quote someone. Show me Ur account balance na. Ur forming audio money online, go tell ur papa to send his account details, he needs it more than I do. You've probably not eaten today sef. Ma friend gerraout ra here!
Re: Married Men Are The Biggest Simps Ever! by bluefilm: 2:46pm On Sep 08, 2020
Marriage is so much over rated.

Meanwhile...

Why am I seeing this word SIMP on nairaland so much these days?

What exactly am I missing?
Re: Married Men Are The Biggest Simps Ever! by djon78(m): 2:47pm On Sep 08, 2020
apatheticme:
Not just 'kids' but 'dumbass, ill trained Poverty stricken hungry kids'.

If you're well fed, and you have enough you'll want to share with people, your loved ones inclusive.

You could literally feel his frustrations in his write up. He even said his dad is a big stupid simp. The poor man is somewhere now working hard to bring food to the table for him and his siblings and mom, unaware that his idiot of a son is calling him a simp on social media. May God bless and open ways for that poor man so that he can make more money to feed you @op so that you can focus on your education or whatever skill you're learning.

Pls op try to relax, and have hopes that you will have all you want. If you do, trust me money go dey shack you to spend on top your wife.

By the way, drop your account details let me give you something small to eat, so that you'll stop opening frustrated threads on nairaland!
Maybe when they grow up
They might change
You never know


Irrespective of whatever this generation thinks
Nature made man to take care of his wife and children
Men that understands this
Work hard and heaven smiles on them
You won't even look at what a woman get
And most will still support you
Anyhow

But those with wrong mindset
Live misreeably and bitter
And are rearly successful
Re: Married Men Are The Biggest Simps Ever! by Jerkbaba(op): 2:51pm On Sep 08, 2020
djon78:
Maybe when they grow up
They might change
You never know


Irrespective of whatever this generation thinks
Nature made man to take care of his wife and children
Men that understands this
Work hard and heaven smiles on them
You won't even look at what a woman get
And most will still support you
Anyhow

But those with wrong mindset
Live misreeably and bitter
And are really successful
so you've been to heaven that you know there's heaven abi? Mumu. If you like don't face reality. Be calling heaven & hell. It's not woman that will kill this one. Na your stupidity go kill u. undecided
Re: Married Men Are The Biggest Simps Ever! by Nobody: 2:51pm On Sep 08, 2020
StacyO:
E pain am



Delete your existence.
U went far lol but fr!!
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