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Re: Married Men Are The Biggest Simps Ever! by apatheticme(f):
Re: Married Men Are The Biggest Simps Ever! by 360clips: 2:59pm On Sep 08, 2020
StacyO:
Stop wasting your mb.
Some are high school students.


They're still experiencing life. Real SIMPs calling real men simps (laughs baduskaly)

The internet is the easiest thing to have access to this days,kids will login and start shouting simp simp undecided

If humans from A-Z are evil,living souls on earth would've been wiped off by now.

#Dropsmicleavesthread
mumu girl. You how old r u? Small girl like you saying kids. Are you not a fvucking kid. My friend get off this thread and go and read your book before you fail WAEC for the third time! Idiot. undecided
Re: Married Men Are The Biggest Simps Ever! by apatheticme(f):
djon78:
Maybe when they grow up
They might change
You never know


Irrespective of whatever this generation thinks
Nature made man to take care of his wife and children
Men that understands this
Work hard and heaven smiles on them
You won't even look at what a woman get
And most will still support you
Anyhow

But those with wrong mindset
Live misreeably and bitter
And are rearly successful
Re: Married Men Are The Biggest Simps Ever! by djon78(m): 2:59pm On Sep 08, 2020
Jerkbaba:
so you've been to heaven that you know there's heaven abi? Mumu. If you like don't face reality. Be calling heaven & hell. It's not woman that will kill this one. Na your stupidity go kill u. undecided
Oga there are plenty people
Enjoying there marriages
And a good marriage
Is the first test of heaven you test
But you need wisdom to enjoy your marriage
Enjoy your wife
Enjoy your children
Work hard
God smiles on you
Sometimes you give them a threat
Checkout this
Flying out your family
To a vacation in one nice spot
Around the world
Oga
Your children, madam
Go love you more
Pray better prayers for you

See life can be sweet and enjoyed
Re: Married Men Are The Biggest Simps Ever! by Nobody: 3:03pm On Sep 08, 2020
360clips:
mumu girl. You how old r u? Small girl like you saying kids. Are you not a fvucking kid. My friend get off this thread and go and read your book before you fail WAEC for the third time! Idiot. undecided
It's obvious now dear.

I don't banter with immature brains kiss
Re: Married Men Are The Biggest Simps Ever! by solobrain(m): 3:05pm On Sep 08, 2020
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
I had a good laugh at this post.
So you mean to tell me you don't know that the redpill you applied while dating can still be applied in marriage, lol.

I love learning new things.
So tell me.
How marriage makes a man give up all his freedom for a woman?
Re: Married Men Are The Biggest Simps Ever! by Nobody: 3:08pm On Sep 08, 2020
apatheticme:
Popular stereotypes on nairaland
When you make sense as a female = they'll tag you a male disguising as a female

When you speak facts and truths regarding relationships = you'll be tagged simp

U're so uncouth and unrefined. It reflects in the way and manner you mention people's fathers including yours with reckless abandon. It further confirms my suspicions that you're not just ill-mannered, you're frustrated and broke, really broke. I pity the females in your life, and the female who eventually sucks up to this your wack mindset!

Not everyone is broke op, and not everyone will be ever broke till they die. I fall in to that category.

So the offer still stands, send your account details. Broke wimp!
Most of em here.
Very very uncouth.

Lack of proper home training.
Disgracing the manhood that brought you to life just to get cheap likes. undecided
Re: Married Men Are The Biggest Simps Ever! by Jerkbaba(op): 3:11pm On Sep 08, 2020
djon78:
Oga there are plenty people
Enjoying there marriages
And a good marriage
Is the first test of heaven you test
But you need wisdom to enjoy your marriage
Enjoy your wife
Enjoy your children
Work hard
God smiles on you
Sometimes you give them a threat
Checkout this
Flying out your family
To a vacation in one nice spot
Around the world
Oga
Your children, madam
Go love you more
Pray better prayers for you

See life can be sweet and enjoyed
ma friend gerraout ra here! Na by force to marry? undecided. Go sacrifice all your freedom because of one bitch. Sooner or later, you'll regret it. I promise you!
Re: Married Men Are The Biggest Simps Ever! by Jerkbaba(op): 3:15pm On Sep 08, 2020
apatheticme:
Popular stereotypes on nairaland
When you make sense as a female = they'll tag you a male disguising as a female

When you speak facts and truths regarding relationships = you'll be tagged simp

U're so uncouth and unrefined. It reflects in the way and manner you mention people's fathers including yours with reckless abandon. It further confirms my suspicions that you're not just ill-mannered, you're frustrated and broke, really broke. I pity the females in your life, and the female who eventually sucks up to this your wack mindset!

Not everyone is broke op, and not everyone will be ever broke till they die. I fall in to that category.

So the offer still stands, send your account details. Broke wimp!
hahaha! Stupid man. Ok, since you want to send me money. Please let me see that your account balance that you want to use to send me money. undecided. Broke idiot.
Re: Married Men Are The Biggest Simps Ever! by Rickmann: 3:26pm On Sep 08, 2020
StacyO:
SHUT UP kiddo
Re: Married Men Are The Biggest Simps Ever! by Victorious12: 3:29pm On Sep 08, 2020
Jerkbaba:
Before marriage...

1. Dates & Gifts: The Man
2. Calling & Texting: The Man
3. Airtime & Credit: The Man
4. Marriage Proposal: The Man
5. Bride Price: The Man
6. Marriage Expenses: The Man... All these for just rubbish sex o! And the girl body count can be over a thousand o! The women hasn't spent one dime in any of this!
7. Honeymoon: The Man Paying All The Expenses!

Now look at this!

After Marriage...
1. Argument & Nagging: Woman
2. Cheating & Affairs: Woman
3. Barrenness Due to Too much fvucking: Woman
4. Slacked Pussy: Woman
5. Not sexually satisfying the man: The Woman
6. Depriving the man off sex: woman

In conclusion, women bring all the problems in marriage without even investing a dime in it! You can clearly see this useless union was made to favor the female gender! Poverty alleviation scheme for woman. Nothing more! Any man that's thinking of marriage, I'll advise you to masturbate twice and think again! How can you give up all your freedom for a woman? Are you fvucking nuts?! What happened to traveling the world, taking care of yourself, exploring yourself & the world! So many things you can do & enjoy your life with your hard earned cash you've worked for! Why on earth would you give up all of these for a woman? This shit is for weaklings! Straighten up!
Go in peace and be Gay na...who hold ur legs
Re: Married Men Are The Biggest Simps Ever! by apatheticme(f):
Re: Married Men Are The Biggest Simps Ever! by YoungDaNaval(m): 3:38pm On Sep 08, 2020
StacyO:
Stop wasting your mb.
Some are high school students.


They're still experiencing life. Real SIMPs calling real men simps (laughs baduskaly)

The internet is the easiest thing to have access to this days,kids will login and start shouting simp simp undecided

If humans from A-Z are evil,living souls on earth would've been wiped off by now.

#Dropsmicleavesthread
Come here. You're going nowhere
Re: Married Men Are The Biggest Simps Ever! by Jerkbaba(op): 3:39pm On Sep 08, 2020
apatheticme:
When they say apply your brain, you won't. Be there forming woke.

'Women cause all the problems in marriage', too much fucking cause barrenness? Wtf niggar

U're so dumb, your dumbness is astounding!

You want to travel the world, with which moneyhuh
Broke ass unintelligent wimp!

Stay single biko, no need to reproduce and multiply this your wack gene all over the place. The world has enough idiots already!
haha. Bitch I'm living it! Who tf want kids anyways? They're expensive & a burden to someone life.
Re: Married Men Are The Biggest Simps Ever! by YoungDaNaval(m): 3:43pm On Sep 08, 2020
360clips:
mumu girl. You how old r u? Small girl like you saying kids. Are you not a fvucking kid. My friend get off this thread and go and read your book before you fail WAEC for the third time! Idiot. undecided
That girl is not a kid. Heard she's 32 cheesy
Re: Married Men Are The Biggest Simps Ever! by apatheticme(f):
Jerkbaba:
haha. .
.
Re: Married Men Are The Biggest Simps Ever! by Jerkbaba(op): 3:55pm On Sep 08, 2020
apatheticme:
Exactly son of a bitch!

Keep wanking and jerking to your porn stars who keep you company at night.

Leave marriage and family life for those who are interested.

We don't need more copies of your dumbness on earth!
lols. Ur a stupid woman. I pity the fool that falls for a Nigerian witch like you! Pls don't bring more witches & wizards into this world!
Re: Married Men Are The Biggest Simps Ever! by angelfallz(m): 4:10pm On Sep 08, 2020
djon78:
Hello kid
How old are you?
Maybe when you mature you will understand

Whether you like it or not
Nature has placed on we men
The burden of taking care of our women and children

It's unmanly not to do so
It might be stressful sometimes
But that's the burden nature placed on us


People with your mindset
May never be economically successful
When you hustle as a man
To make your family comfortable
Nature smiles on you
And makes a way for you


As for drama from our women
That's all that makes relationship
Very interesting
When a woman gives you drama
And you hold your ground
Like a man
And navigate the issues like a man
Over time she go dey overloyal


So kid
You still have a lot of growing to do
Drama from women is what makes a relationship interesting? Ha! I pity men like you. It's your types that die before their time.
Re: Married Men Are The Biggest Simps Ever! by Jerkbaba(op): 4:16pm On Sep 08, 2020
angelfallz:
Drama from women is what makes a relationship interesting? Ha! I pity men like you. It's your types that die before their time.
na mumu now. Leave am, na life go show am. cheesy
Re: Married Men Are The Biggest Simps Ever! by Nobody: 4:48pm On Sep 08, 2020
apatheticme:
Exactly son of a bitch!

Keep wanking and jerking to your porn stars who keep you company at night.

Leave marriage and family life for those who are interested.

We don't need more copies of your dumbness on earth!
This some funny ass reply
But he could see u ain't a newbie on nairaland so why he calling u a clown
Re: Married Men Are The Biggest Simps Ever! by nkwuocha1: 5:15pm On Sep 08, 2020
To the honest, I realize something funny on here, Romance Section that more Nigerian males are frustrated than their female counterpart. grin cheesy
Re: Married Men Are The Biggest Simps Ever! by djon78(m): 7:15pm On Sep 08, 2020
nkwuocha1:
To the honest, I realize something funny on here, Romance Section that more Nigerian males are frustrated than their female counterpart. grin cheesy
Exactly
Because many of them have not put themselves to productive use
Country no easy
So they pour there frustrations
On others


The worst people
To hang around
Are frustrated people
They carry a very negative presence
So which woman
Will be willing to stay around such fellow
They hang around there fellows

A real man
That is busy
Hustling and making his dole
Won't have time for this
Re: Married Men Are The Biggest Simps Ever! by Olatara(f): 7:20pm On Sep 08, 2020
apatheticme:
When they say apply your brain, you won't. Be there forming woke.

'Women cause all the problems in marriage', too much fucking cause barrenness? Wtf niggar

U're so dumb, your dumbness is astounding!

You want to travel the world, with which moneyhuh
Broke ass unintelligent wimp!

Stay single biko, no need to reproduce and multiply this your wack gene all over the place. The world has enough idiots already!
Hahahahaha
Re: Married Men Are The Biggest Simps Ever! by Nobody: 7:32pm On Sep 08, 2020
if you aint getting married just remain single and stop taking peels for other peoples ailment,how many people have you personally helped?how many married men have you help to pay their bills? some of those simps you see are responsible parents,probably your dad was a simp and you've forgotten that?.live them alone.
Re: Married Men Are The Biggest Simps Ever! by nkwuocha1: 7:33pm On Sep 08, 2020
djon78:
Exactly
Because many of them have not put themselves to productive use
Country no easy
So they pour there frustrations
On others


The worst people
To hang around
Are frustrated people
They carry a very negative presence
So which woman
Will be willing to stay around such fellow
They hang around there fellows

A real man
That is busy
Hustling and making his dole
Won't have time for this
Lol.
They spend all day calling each other Simps,these Nigerian girls have got just one problem; Not getting married WHEN they really want to... nothing else.I really don't think that's much of a worry anyway especially in a world where wild girls get the better men. sad
Re: Married Men Are The Biggest Simps Ever! by apatheticme(f):
Re: Married Men Are The Biggest Simps Ever! by apatheticme(f):
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Re: Married Men Are The Biggest Simps Ever! by Jerkbaba(op): 8:06pm On Sep 08, 2020
djon78:
Exactly
Because many of them have not put themselves to productive use
Country no easy
So they pour there frustrations
On others


The worst people
To hang around
Are frustrated people
They carry a very negative presence
So which woman
Will be willing to stay around such fellow
They hang around there fellows

A real man
That is busy
Hustling and making his dole
Won't have time for this
my friend shut up ur mouth! undecided
Re: Married Men Are The Biggest Simps Ever! by Kalatium(m): 8:47pm On Sep 08, 2020
Jerkbaba:
Before marriage...

1. Dates & Gifts: The Man
2. Calling & Texting: The Man
3. Airtime & Credit: The Man
4. Marriage Proposal: The Man
5. Bride Price: The Man
6. Marriage Expenses: The Man... All these for just rubbish sex o! And the girl body count can be over a thousand o! The women hasn't spent one dime in any of this!
7. Honeymoon: The Man Paying All The Expenses!

Now look at this!

After Marriage...
1. Argument & Nagging: Woman
2. Cheating & Affairs: Woman
3. Barrenness Due to Too much fvucking: Woman
4. Slacked Pussy: Woman
5. Not sexually satisfying the man: The Woman
6. Depriving the man off sex: woman

In conclusion, women bring all the problems in marriage without even investing a dime in it! You can clearly see this useless union was made to favor the female gender! Poverty alleviation scheme for woman. Nothing more! Any man that's thinking of marriage, I'll advise you to masturbate twice and think again! How can you give up all your freedom for a woman? Are you fvucking nuts?! What happened to traveling the world, taking care of yourself, exploring yourself & the world! So many things you can do & enjoy your life with your hard earned cash you've worked for! Why on earth would you give up all of these for a stupid woman? This shit is for weaklings! Straighten up!
Married men are the most manipulated men
Re: Married Men Are The Biggest Simps Ever! by Norman4real(m): 8:59pm On Sep 08, 2020
Jerkbaba:
it's me ur calling kiddo? If I slap you ehn. That disgusting lipgloss on that your ugly face will disappear. Stupid girl.
grin grin grin lol
Re: Married Men Are The Biggest Simps Ever! by Norman4real(m): 9:00pm On Sep 08, 2020
djon78:
Hello kid
How old are you?
Maybe when you mature you will understand

Whether you like it or not
Nature has placed on we men
The burden of taking care of our women and children

It's unmanly not to do so
It might be stressful sometimes
But that's the burden nature placed on us


People with your mindset
May never be economically successful
When you hustle as a man
To make your family comfortable
Nature smiles on you
And makes a way for you


As for drama from our women
That's all that makes relationship
Very interesting
When a woman gives you drama
And you hold your ground
Like a man
And navigate the issues like a man
Over time she go dey overloyal


So kid
You still have a lot of growing to do
very stupid comment. grin grin
Re: Married Men Are The Biggest Simps Ever! by wpadmin: 9:29pm On Sep 08, 2020
djon78:
Maybe when they grow up
They might change
You never know


Irrespective of whatever this generation thinks
Nature made man to take care of his wife and children
Men that understands this
Work hard and heaven smiles on them
You won't even look at what a woman get
And most will still support you
Anyhow


But those with wrong mindset
Live misreeably and bitter
And are rearly successful
Apart from giving birth, what does nature demand of women?
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