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MrTAnonymous:
Nigerian police officers love arresting people unnecessarily. You’ll be amazed when they start listing your offences.


If you are confident enough and would love to attract police trouble in Nigeria, try these tricks and don’t say I didn’t tell you initially.

Top 5 Things That Will Surely Put You In Police “Wahala” In Nigeria

1. Claiming Right Or Claiming To Know The Law

Try to prove you know the law more than them. Most especially when you tell them you know your rights. When it comes to police, rights take on new meanings.

2. Carrying Laptop In A Backpack Or Just The Backpack

Just know that it’s either you part with a huge sum of money or you lavish in the cell for a night. To Nigerian police officers, you’re an internet fraudster.

3. Walking Or Going Outside At Night

Buying Suya late at night: Your girlfriend craved for suya and you decided to be the good boyfriend. God help you if police officers decide to raid that night, you’re done for.

4. Having Dread Locks, Tattoo, Or Gold Chains, Or Iphone

Once you’re on dreads, you automatically sign for police trouble. To them, dreads means you’re a potential criminal. If you want to add more salt, just tint your dreads to red or green.

5. Using A Benz, Venza, Or Any Sophisticated Car

Make sure you are a young guy and your car is above the 2009 model. To police officers, you are a bag of money. Therefore, it’s very easy for them to milk you.

Funny enough, when armed robbers are operating in an area, they won’t show up until the robbers are gone.

The End!!!

So Guys,

Add Yours

Lets hear from you

Drop your comments

Oga i have been carrying my laptop and bag over the 10 years i have never been harrased by the police

Forget all this one..Just breathing alone is enough for them to harass u..You will have to tell dem why

when you are an okada man who refused to roja

Jst invite them to help collect a debt from a client, jst know say 2/3 of the money go go for settlement of police. Very YeYe people.

Anything for the boys

police see my guy with gold circle, dem arrest am for future rape incident..

Lol.

Knowing your right, been bold and calm will save you from police wahala.

Don't ever be in a haste, them go chop you die.

Na for people that doesn't know their right. I dey change am for them always.

Toscarel:
Nigeria should be amongst the top ten places to live in, in the world. Northern Nigeria top five.

mtcheww when there are better places
Northern Nigeria is the worst part of Nigeria and you are claiming should be top 5

vhuqnl:
My job is to report righteousness post. That fake pastor.
I report his post so as to have them hidden. Please join hands with me to report his posts.

well

CATTLE COLONY!!!!!!!!!!!!

Men in black

jidxin:
Oga i have been carrying my laptop and bag over the 10 years i have never been harrased by the police

three things
1) you're lucky
2)you didn't look the part
3)where you live

BEATNEST:
mtcheww when there are better places
Northern Nigeria is the worst part of Nigeria and you are claiming should be top 5

Top five most dangerous places to live in the world. Read again

anastasius:
Stay away from Nigerian women and girls. They have nothing to offer.

My Nigerian dad married my European mom and life is good. He warned me against Nigerian women but I didn't listen. Now I'm suffering from it.
Nigerian women will wreck you. And those lesbians forming feminism are fake.
Any man that support feminism is a Simpleton. Most of them are gays. Only gay men support feminism.
You have been warned

So all of us should start searching for foreign wives

MrTAnonymous:
Nigerian police officers love arresting people unnecessarily. You’ll be amazed when they start listing your offences.


If you are confident enough and would love to attract police trouble in Nigeria, try these tricks and don’t say I didn’t tell you initially.

Top 5 Things That Will Surely Put You In Police “Wahala” In Nigeria

1. Claiming Right Or Claiming To Know The Law

Try to prove you know the law more than them. Most especially when you tell them you know your rights. When it comes to police, rights take on new meanings.

2. Carrying Laptop In A Backpack Or Just The Backpack

Just know that it’s either you part with a huge sum of money or you lavish in the cell for a night. To Nigerian police officers, you’re an internet fraudster.

3. Walking Or Going Outside At Night

Buying Suya late at night: Your girlfriend craved for suya and you decided to be the good boyfriend. God help you if police officers decide to raid that night, you’re done for.

4. Having Dread Locks, Tattoo, Or Gold Chains, Or Iphone

Once you’re on dreads, you automatically sign for police trouble. To them, dreads means you’re a potential criminal. If you want to add more salt, just tint your dreads to red or green.

5. Using A Benz, Venza, Or Any Sophisticated Car

Make sure you are a young guy and your car is above the 2009 model. To police officers, you are a bag of money. Therefore, it’s very easy for them to milk you.

Funny enough, when armed robbers are operating in an area, they won’t show up until the robbers are gone.

The End!!!

So Guys,

Add Yours

Lets hear from you

Drop your comments

dying your hair.

Toscarel:
Top five most dangerous places to live in the world. Read again

you just corrected it check the comment I quoted
Although I don't agree on it being among the top 10 most dangerous place to live in the world.
carry on

vhuqnl:
My job is to report righteousness post. That fake pastor.
I report his post so as to have them hidden. Please join hands with me to report his posts.

there are people interested in seeing them.....

anastasius:
Stay away from Nigerian women and girls. They have nothing to offer.

My Nigerian dad married my European mom and life is good. He warned me against Nigerian women but I didn't listen. Now I'm suffering from it.
Nigerian women will wreck you. And those lesbians forming feminism are fake.
Any man that support feminism is a Simpleton. Most of them are gays. Only gay men support feminism.
You have been warned

your new campaign is rather hilarious

WorkTheTalk:
Police officers are human. Right or wrong, always befriend or lobby them, and they will remain your friend.

Police has no friend.

vhuqnl:
My job is to report righteousness post. That fake pastor.
I report his post so as to have them hidden. Please join hands with me to report his posts.

You are so jobless...
And still lack the fear of God

Sorry o

vhuqnl:
My job is to report righteousness post. That fake pastor.
I report his post so as to have them hidden. Please join hands with me to report his posts.

...
I beg him to assist with small money make i take eat since last month.
He didnt reply me

vhuqnl:
My job is to report righteousness post. That fake pastor.
I report his post so as to have them hidden. Please join hands with me to report his posts.

mods please ban vhuqnl for only 12 years.

Having a smart phone should be on the list.

Welcome to Nigeria,if you dress nicely you're already a Yahoo boy
This shit doesn't happen in Netherlands

anastasius:
Stay away from Nigerian women and girls. They have nothing to offer.

My Nigerian dad married my European mom and life is good. He warned me against Nigerian women but I didn't listen. Now I'm suffering from it.
Nigerian women will wreck you. And those lesbians forming feminism are fake.
Any man that support feminism is a Simpleton. Most of them are gays. Only gay men support feminism.
You have been warned

...
Do you have any white woman available?