Jaynom:
Not just dreadlocks. AFRO sef

Or a very nice punk with 3 partings on the left like mine.

BEATNEST:
three things
1) you're lucky
2)you didn't look the part
3)where you live

4) he is a Chinko VIP or one of our local champions.


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Privatepart00:
Not always about the car you drive .
So long you are a young guy and alone in the car , chances of been searched are 99%.
If the car is very neat no matter the year of manufacture they will park you.
I always encounter them in Enugu- PH expressway.
Simply don’t show any signs of been in a hurry .
If they find nothing on you, their faces will change.
You will still continue the movement.

This is very true, once you show signs of haste, they'll be willing to waste your time.

I remember driving from Asaba to Enugu once. They pulled me over around Oji river.

Me: Oga Police how today?

Police: We dey fine, wetin dey inside your boot?

Me: Nothing, Make I open am?

Police: Oya come open am.

Me: (Steps down from the car and opens the boot)

Police: (Finds nothing) where your car papers?

Me: (Goes to Pigeon hole) hands over the photocopies of Car papers to him.


Police: (Finds nothing, looking frustrated) Where the original?

Me: E dey my house, I don't carry my originals around in my car.

Police: We wan see am.

Me: (Changes to proper English), I will produce it when we get to your police station and see your most Senior officer therein. I have to find out since when it became safe and mandatory to carry originals of car documents around.

Police: Na grammar you dey speak, take your papers, carry your wahala dey go.

Me: (Enters car and zooms off).

Do u know you will be arrested because of dressing Expensive?.. Yeye NPF.

Danniedpastor:



You are so jobless...
And still lack the fear of God

Sorry o

Dont waste time wit this guy.... Go to his profile and check all the posts he has made.... His own is to mention smone and abuse them
If this one is a christian, i wil a....

vhuqnl:
My job is to report righteousness post. That fake pastor.
I report his post so as to have them hidden. Please join hands with me to report his posts.

and what good will the report do you? ?


you can't stop the gospel, if you report him and he is being ban, other will pick up from where is stop.
people like me will


no listen no amount of report can stop him preaching the gospel
and no amount of people like you can stop the gospel


moreover YOU NEED JESUS MORE THAN ANYTHING NOW.

vhuqnl:
My job is to report righteousness post. That fake pastor.
I report his post so as to have them hidden. Please join hands with me to report his posts.

Reported posts get hidden just for you...until a mod acts on it.

You can confirm this by reporting a post and then accessing the link when you're logged out, or in Incognito/Private mode.

Imagine the ramifications of being able to hide anyone's post by reporting it.

Every random person will essentially become a mod, and cab censor anyone they choose.

YorubaKinging:
The end is near

The devilish Mods of nairaland will keep removing my posts because they don't want you to be aware

Because it's the truth and not snakes posts

Foolish Mods

yorubakinging


keep on preaching, the Lord is your strength

heendrix:


Aside Maiduguri n Kaduna no side in the North is any worse

Lol.. You don't know what is happening, we wey dey go tell u.. Katsina, zamfara and sokoto are also no go areas.. I'm the one telling u

Enugupikin:

You don't know what is happening, we wey dey go tell u.. Katsina, zamfara and sokoto are also no go areas.. I'm the one telling u

Enugu is ravaged by insecurity but you are worried about Zamfara that's far better than your shithole

Wearing slippers and socks.

the issue of having iphone alone is worrisome to the police ..i still dont understand how having a phone makes someone a criminal....is this the way a civilised country behave!!!

MrTAnonymous:
Nigerian police officers love arresting people unnecessarily. You’ll be amazed when they start listing your offences.


If you are confident enough and would love to attract police trouble in Nigeria, try these tricks and don’t say I didn’t tell you initially.

Top 5 Things That Will Surely Put You In Police “Wahala” In Nigeria

1. Claiming Right Or Claiming To Know The Law

Try to prove you know the law more than them. Most especially when you tell them you know your rights. When it comes to police, rights take on new meanings.

2. Carrying Laptop In A Backpack Or Just The Backpack

Just know that it’s either you part with a huge sum of money or you lavish in the cell for a night. To Nigerian police officers, you’re an internet fraudster.

3. Walking Or Going Outside At Night

Buying Suya late at night: Your girlfriend craved for suya and you decided to be the good boyfriend. God help you if police officers decide to raid that night, you’re done for.

4. Having Dread Locks, Tattoo, Or Gold Chains, Or Iphone

Once you’re on dreads, you automatically sign for police trouble. To them, dreads means you’re a potential criminal. If you want to add more salt, just tint your dreads to red or green.

5. Using A Benz, Venza, Or Any Sophisticated Car

Make sure you are a young guy and your car is above the 2009 model. To police officers, you are a bag of money. Therefore, it’s very easy for them to milk you.

Funny enough, when armed robbers are operating in an area, they won’t show up until the robbers are gone.

The End!!!

So Guys,

Add Yours

Lets hear from you

Drop your comments

In other words just living life. And someone will say there is freedom in that shithole

anonimi:


Thieves hailed by most of us, because we are related or somehow connected to them


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I don’t have anything to do with anyone of them! They were all thieves, I just dey my dey

GboyegaD:
Does this imply we should lose hope in the Nigerian Police?

If up till now you have not lodt hope then there os a problem.
To me sha what I find most apalling is that pote tial victims see nothing wrong with this

anastasius:
Stay away from Nigerian women and girls. They have nothing to offer.

My Nigerian dad married my European mom and life is good. He warned me against Nigerian women but I didn't listen. Now I'm suffering from it.
Nigerian women will wreck you. And those lesbians forming feminism are fake.
Any man that support feminism is a Simpleton. Most of them are gays. Only gay men support feminism.
You have been warned

Your dad must be a prophet
All these Nigerian feminist are just lesbians
Looking for people’s daughters to continue
Their gay unending satisfaction
Funny enough their feminism end for where rich
Man dey
Ask toke upon the feminism money still de
Loyal her
So hustle o my pple

MejiLoyon:
Just being alive dey vex them
I Don see where police stop one guy tell am say make he open him teeth. I swear, bros teeth be like rusted zinc roof. Na here I forrr for olopa

Olopa "bros why your teeth dirty like this, you no get toothpaste? You wey no get toothpaste how you take dey brush not to talk of food. You say wetin? You dey hustle for food. Which kind hustle? I sure na tiff you be. Youre under arrest.

Na their I burst laff

.... and you think its funny.

MejiLoyon:
Just being alive dey vex them
I Don see where police stop one guy tell am say make he open him teeth. I swear, bros teeth be like rusted zinc roof. Na here I forrr for olopa

Olopa "bros why your teeth dirty like this, you no get toothpaste? You wey no get toothpaste how you take dey brush not to talk of food. You say wetin? You dey hustle for food. Which kind hustle? I sure na tiff you be. Youre under arrest.

Na their I burst laff

Oga,GOD will punish you oo
Zinc roof got me laughing

MrTAnonymous:
Nigerian police officers love arresting people unnecessarily. You’ll be amazed when they start listing your offences.


If you are confident enough and would love to attract police trouble in Nigeria, try these tricks and don’t say I didn’t tell you initially.

Top 5 Things That Will Surely Put You In Police “Wahala” In Nigeria

1. Claiming Right Or Claiming To Know The Law

Try to prove you know the law more than them. Most especially when you tell them you know your rights. When it comes to police, rights take on new meanings.

2. Carrying Laptop In A Backpack Or Just The Backpack

Just know that it’s either you part with a huge sum of money or you lavish in the cell for a night. To Nigerian police officers, you’re an internet fraudster.

3. Walking Or Going Outside At Night

Buying Suya late at night: Your girlfriend craved for suya and you decided to be the good boyfriend. God help you if police officers decide to raid that night, you’re done for.

4. Having Dread Locks, Tattoo, Or Gold Chains, Or Iphone

Once you’re on dreads, you automatically sign for police trouble. To them, dreads means you’re a potential criminal. If you want to add more salt, just tint your dreads to red or green.

5. Using A Benz, Venza, Or Any Sophisticated Car

Make sure you are a young guy and your car is above the 2009 model. To police officers, you are a bag of money. Therefore, it’s very easy for them to milk you.

Funny enough, when armed robbers are operating in an area, they won’t show up until the robbers are gone.

The End!!!

So Guys,

Add Yours

Lets hear from you

Drop your comments

Recording the incident Ure having with them for evidence. They don’t like it. I don’t know why

i very much agree with the tatoo and dreads but for car what of if its actually ur car and have a licence to show for it
so u mean a young man who has a job and he has car cos the car is neat looking police will now clamp him?
it doesnt work that way
naija police are not fools
most of the young dudes u see them clamping who have cars cant exactly explain themselves how they came up with such expensive rides
for example an 18 yr old boy riding the latest Venza and has no job whatsoever na how im wan take explain to police
u cant tell me someone who is gainfully employed or self employed and now purchased a ride will now get arrested by the police.If them harass u show u driving licence,then show them ur id card and the identity card of the place u work.for example if u work in Gt bank or any company of sorts they will issue u their identity cards.show all this to the police and lets see if they will dare arrest u.na wen u guilty dem go arrest.Even in US if u are very young or underage and u riding an expensive car police will be forced to question to know more about u.
And as for laptops if police stop u to ask wetin dey ur laptop show wetin dey inside to proof u are not a yahoo boy.wen i was in naija wen police enter one lodge i stay to settle matter b/w boyfriend and girlfreind one of them walked over to me cos i was with my laptop.without arguement i showed him what i was using it for and he checked to see if there was any of those programmes that scammers make use it.im no see anything and walked away.And another thing stop running when u sight a police officer.Running away proves u are probably guilty and such will make the police run after u.Only the guilty are afraid.

MejiLoyon:
Just being alive dey vex them
I Don see where police stop one guy tell am say make he open him teeth. I swear, bros teeth be like rusted zinc roof. Na here I forrr for olopa

Olopa "bros why your teeth dirty like this, you no get toothpaste? You wey no get toothpaste how you take dey brush not to talk of food. You say wetin? You dey hustle for food. Which kind hustle? I sure na tiff you be. Youre under arrest.

Na their I burst laff

This is a case of being too lazy to be tattered

WorkTheTalk:
Police officers are human. Right or wrong, always befriend or lobby them, and they will remain your friend.

be careful how u make a nigerian police ur friend.many of them act as informants for armed robbers are cultist.i can never make a naija police man my friend.if i had a friend and he joined the nigerian police force i will stylishly cut off close connections from him.Dere something evil about the NPF.

vhuqnl:
My job is to report righteousness post. That fake pastor.
I report his post so as to have them hidden. Please join hands with me to report his posts.

Lol! You must be on devil's payroll. How much does he pay u to report righteousness? Y does anyone who preaches virtue irritates u? Are u possessed ? He may be a fake or a genuine pastor, but his message is not fake. So, receive the message and free the messenger.

Peace!

OgbanjeProphet:
Op, you forgot to mention the most important point-


DRESSING FINE AND LOOKING GOOD.


That's the easiest way to attract nigerian police WAHALA.

dont know what u define by dressing fine
wen u wear tattard looking jeans then with rugged looking T shirt looking like an american rapper or a naija cultist they are bound to harrass u .Dress up with a nice looking jeans and nice Tshirt or shirt or rock ur native wen attending a sunday programme and see weda dem go harass u.When u dress fine na dem go dey address u as sir .if u want to know what dressing fine means..look at the way bankers and pastors are mostly dressed..even when they dress casaul they look cool.

anastasius:
Stay away from Nigerian women and girls. They have nothing to offer.

My Nigerian dad married my European mom and life is good. He warned me against Nigerian women but I didn't listen. Now I'm suffering from it.
Nigerian women will wreck you. And those lesbians forming feminism are fake.
Any man that support feminism is a Simpleton. Most of them are gays. Only gay men support feminism.
You have been warned

NOTED*I prefer white heads over them.

vhuqnl:

You can't even type well. Shame and excuse of a human being. Spits

Asif you sabi English pass me. What a fatuous pedant your are.

lefulefu:
i very much agree with the tatoo and dreads but for car what of if its actually ur car and have a licence to show for it
so u mean a young man who has a job and he has car cos the car is neat looking police will now clamp him?
it doesnt work that way
naija police are not fools
most of the young dudes u see them clamping who have cars cant exactly explain themselves how they came up with such expensive rides
for example an 18 yr old boy riding the latest Venza and has no job whatsoever na how im wan take explain to police
u cant tell me someone who is gainfully employed or self employed and now purchased a ride will now get arrested by the police.If them harass u show u driving licence,then show them ur id card and the identity card of the place u work.for example if u work in Gt bank or any company of sorts they will issue u their identity cards.show all this to the police and lets see if they will dare arrest u.na wen u guilty dem go arrest.Even in US if u are very young or underage and u riding an expensive car police will be forced to question to know more about u.
And as for laptops if police stop u to ask wetin dey ur laptop show wetin dey inside to proof u are not a yahoo boy.wen i was in naija wen police enter one lodge i stay to settle matter b/w boyfriend and girlfreind one of them walked over to me cos i was with my laptop.without arguement i showed him what i was using it for and he checked to see if there was any of those programmes that scammers make use it.im no see anything and walked away.And another thing stop running when u sight a police officer.Running away proves u are probably guilty and such will make the police run after u.Only the guilty are afraid.

Quite some valid point there.

How will individuals who work remotely defend them self since they dont have local workplace ID cards and use almost similar software used by scammers.

Cause this scenario is always the case police officer tag you a scammer, check twitter stories of police brutality.

vhuqnl:
My job is to report righteousness post. That fake pastor.
I report his post so as to have them hidden. Please join hands with me to report his posts.

Your Ignorance na virus Ooo. No be everybody dey jobless na

Almunjid:

Lol! You must be on devil's payroll. How much does he pay u to report righteousness? Y does anyone who preaches virtue irritates u? Are u possessed ? He may be a fake or a genuine pastor, but his message is not fake. So, receive the message and free the messenger.

Peace!

Typical of nigerian xtians. Very unchristlike. Jesus will be disgusted at you lots

BuddhaPalm:


Reported posts get hidden just for you...until a mod acts on it.

You can confirm this by reporting a post and then accessing the link when you're logged out, or in Incognito/Private mode.

Imagine the ramifications of being able to hide anyone's post by reporting it.

Every random person will essentially become a mod, and cab censor anyone they choose.

I discovered

Taiwojon:

and what good will the report do you? ?


you can't stop the gospel, if you report him and he is being ban, other will pick up from where is stop.
people like me will


no listen no amount of report can stop him preaching the gospel
and no amount of people like you can stop the gospel


moreover YOU NEED JESUS MORE THAN ANYTHING NOW.

Go to North and goan preach. Go to Arab countries and go and preach. You people fear hell and not love God. That is self deceit.