5 Things That Will Surely Put You In Police “Wahala” In Nigeria - Crime (5)

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Re: 5 Things That Will Surely Put You In Police “Wahala” In Nigeria by vhuqnl(m): 5:23pm On Sep 10, 2020

missionmex:
Antichrist

U will still go to hell. Heaven no sure for you.

Re: 5 Things That Will Surely Put You In Police “Wahala” In Nigeria by Nobody: 5:25pm On Sep 10, 2020

tjones007:
Quite some valid point there.

How will individuals who work remotely defend them self since they dont have local workplace ID cards and use almost similar software used by scammers.

Cause this scenario is always the case police officer tag you a scammer, check twitter stories of police brutality.

do u know Teju babyface?
He is a standup comedian and he one day shared a story of how police harrassed him in lagos
U know the guy has a kind of babyish looking face cheesy

He said one day he was driving his car and police stopped him at a checkpoint.When they they saw his face they started harrasing him and saying how can a small boy like him have this car and if he was a yahooboy.He silently just showed them his car licence and other documents.they left him alone after that.If its ur car and u actually have a licence for it let them dare and arrest u.Na dem go compensate u.All those very young boys u see with big cars driving all over the place are mostly yahoo boys.Naija police are not fools.Their own na to harass them and the boys will quickly bribe the police.if u clean they cant just clamp u like that.

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Re: 5 Things That Will Surely Put You In Police “Wahala” In Nigeria by Nobody: 5:28pm On Sep 10, 2020

ZINIBANKS:
Welcome to Nigeria,if you dress nicely you're already a Yahoo boy
This shit doesn't happen in Netherlands

look some guys tend to overdress
how can u in am hot country like naija be wearing thick hoodies with blings blings and rings all over and be wearing undersize jeans cos u want to look like Rick Ross and co cheesy

.such dressing go attract the men in black nau grin

some of these guys doing yahoo no get sense
instead of them to dress moderately and still look nice dem go dey do overkill cheesy

how many times u don see police harrasing a pastor cheesy

when it comes to dressing na naija pastors really sabi dress

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Re: 5 Things That Will Surely Put You In Police “Wahala” In Nigeria by Almunjid: 5:29pm On Sep 10, 2020

vhuqnl:
Typical of nigerian xtians. Very unchristlike. Jesus will be disgusted at you lots

And u that's on devil's payroll to report any godly comment is Christlike abi?.

Re: 5 Things That Will Surely Put You In Police “Wahala” In Nigeria by emekulous(m): 5:30pm On Sep 10, 2020

Wearing airpods.

Re: 5 Things That Will Surely Put You In Police “Wahala” In Nigeria by cray91(m): 5:33pm On Sep 10, 2020

I'm a nighter too but even if they increased their pay wouldn't stop it

MrNipplesLover:
na that number 3 dey vex me pass.
as I dey, I like night outings.
I know those mumu dey always do their rubbish job at night, that's why I dey always pray make me and an officer no get issue at all. I swear to God the fear of not knowing wetin go happen dey make me pray hard for this not to happen.

that's why government needs to approve pocket-sized firearms for some of us in case of emergency defense.

for my eyes, police are criminals and I hate crimes with all my heart.

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Re: 5 Things That Will Surely Put You In Police “Wahala” In Nigeria by Anaerobi(m): 5:35pm On Sep 10, 2020

ppogba:
I cannot say you lied.

Police arrested me at Ojuelegba while walking and took me to the station because the envelop with me HAS AN EXPIRED VEHICLE DOCUMENT!

IF you waka for naija you go hear orishirishi.

I avoid friends whose parents are police.

Re: 5 Things That Will Surely Put You In Police “Wahala” In Nigeria by waledeji(m): 5:40pm On Sep 10, 2020

vhuqnl:
My job is to report righteousness post. That fake pastor.
I report his post so as to have them hidden. Please join hands with me to report his posts.

Re: 5 Things That Will Surely Put You In Police “Wahala” In Nigeria by Exmilitant(m): 5:41pm On Sep 10, 2020

anastasius:
Stay away from Nigerian women and girls. They have nothing to offer.

My Nigerian dad married my European mom and life is good. He warned me against Nigerian women but I didn't listen. Now I'm suffering from it.
Nigerian women will wreck you. And those lesbians forming feminism are fake.
Any man that support feminism is a Simpleton. Most of them are gays. Only gay men support feminism.
You have been warned

Re: 5 Things That Will Surely Put You In Police “Wahala” In Nigeria by waledeji(m): 5:43pm On Sep 10, 2020

YorubaKinging:
The end is near

The devilish Mods of nairaland will keep removing my posts because they don't want you to be aware

Because it's the truth and not snakes posts

Foolish Mods

The end is near and you still get mouth to abuse people up and down.... Guy you dey prepare for the end so cheesy

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Re: 5 Things That Will Surely Put You In Police “Wahala” In Nigeria by nemynely(m): 5:49pm On Sep 10, 2020

vhuqnl:
My job is to report righteousness post. That fake pastor.
I report his post so as to have them hidden. Please join hands with me to report his posts.

Why are you behaving like an adherent of the other religion whose god cannot fight for himself.
Didn't you just call him a fake pastor? Then leave him to God. Why do you want to take up a fight meant for God alone? Once again, my God is not like that other god.
If you really need someone to pick on, I suggest you and all others who have made righteousness 99 their headache to face the grossly irresponsible FG and force them to make life better for the citizens.

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Re: 5 Things That Will Surely Put You In Police “Wahala” In Nigeria by tope3x(m): 5:49pm On Sep 10, 2020

It doesn't happen anywhere,just NIGERIA

ZINIBANKS:
Welcome to Nigeria,if you dress nicely you're already a Yahoo boy
This shit doesn't happen in Netherlands

Re: 5 Things That Will Surely Put You In Police “Wahala” In Nigeria by Offpoint: 5:50pm On Sep 10, 2020

vhuqnl:
My job is to report righteousness post. That fake pastor.
I report his post so as to have them hidden. Please join hands with me to report his posts.

It's only hidden to you and not to others...

Re: 5 Things That Will Surely Put You In Police “Wahala” In Nigeria by WorkTheTalk(m): 5:56pm On Sep 10, 2020

lefulefu:
be careful how u make a nigerian police ur friend.many of them act as informants for armed robbers are cultist.i can never make a naija police man my friend.if i had a friend and he joined the nigerian police force i will stylishly cut off close connections from him.Dere something evil about the NPF.

My dear, I didn't say you should take strangers to your house o. Befriend and lobby a police officer at the point of problem. Once you are off the hook, nothing join you and the officer. Case close.

Re: 5 Things That Will Surely Put You In Police “Wahala” In Nigeria by missionmex(m): 5:57pm On Sep 10, 2020

vhuqnl:
U will still go to hell. Heaven no sure for you.

na u be the gate man na. What is difficult in minding your business?

Re: 5 Things That Will Surely Put You In Police “Wahala” In Nigeria by onecc(m): 5:59pm On Sep 10, 2020

I remember the day Nigeria police collected 3000 from me just because I am coming back from our family meeting late hour and I am not with my phone call anybody

Re: 5 Things That Will Surely Put You In Police “Wahala” In Nigeria by Nobody: 5:59pm On Sep 10, 2020

WorkTheTalk:
My dear, I didn't say you should take strangers to your house o. Befriend and lobby a police officer at the point of problem. Once you are off the hook, nothing join you and the officer. Case close.

ooh on dis one u yarn i very much agree.u can make him a strategic friend as in someone wey u fit use to solve issues but never make a naija cop a close friend grin

Re: 5 Things That Will Surely Put You In Police “Wahala” In Nigeria by MrNipplesLover(m): 6:01pm On Sep 10, 2020

cray91:
I'm a nighter too but even if they increased their pay wouldn't stop it

that's very annoying.

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Re: 5 Things That Will Surely Put You In Police “Wahala” In Nigeria by nemynely(m): 6:02pm On Sep 10, 2020

Sirfemisky:
...
I beg him to assist with small money make i take eat since last month.
He didnt reply me

Cheap, senseless, nonsensical, whacked blackmail.

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Re: 5 Things That Will Surely Put You In Police “Wahala” In Nigeria by ridwanlawal: 6:04pm On Sep 10, 2020

I prefer to have a cultist as a family member than having police as a family member

Re: 5 Things That Will Surely Put You In Police “Wahala” In Nigeria by Emperor4tune(m): 6:06pm On Sep 10, 2020

the department in hell reserve for nigerian police has a big difference form other countries & theirs will be the hottest,wahlahi the atrocities,evil & havok comitted by these uniform men is too much,they use guns & power to inflict pains on a common man

Re: 5 Things That Will Surely Put You In Police “Wahala” In Nigeria by Nobody: 6:07pm On Sep 10, 2020

anastasius:
Stay away from Nigerian women and girls. They have nothing to offer.

My Nigerian dad married my European mom and life is good. He warned me against Nigerian women but I didn't listen. Now I'm suffering from it.
Nigerian women will wreck you. And those lesbians forming feminism are fake.
Any man that support feminism is a Simpleton. Most of them are gays. Only gay men support feminism.
You have been warned

This one got me.
Like seriously?
Hmmmmm.
Interesting. I've been thinking about it. Don't you think white women will have their own issues?
Don't they cheat?
What about compatibility?

Re: 5 Things That Will Surely Put You In Police “Wahala” In Nigeria by Nobody: 6:08pm On Sep 10, 2020

jidxin:
Oga i have been carrying my laptop and bag over the 10 years i have never been harrased by the police

The op is not talking about Ghana must go bag.Na laptop bag him dey talk.I believe say you never Waka pass where police dey.

Re: 5 Things That Will Surely Put You In Police “Wahala” In Nigeria by superability(m): 6:09pm On Sep 10, 2020

YorubaKinging:
The end is near

The devilish Mods of nairaland will keep removing my posts because they don't want you to be aware

Because it's the truth and not snakes posts

Foolish Mods

I no get oga

Re: 5 Things That Will Surely Put You In Police “Wahala” In Nigeria by Nobody: 6:10pm On Sep 10, 2020

OgbanjeProphet:
Op, you forgot to mention the most important point-

DRESSING FINE AND LOOKING GOOD.

That's the easiest way to attract nigerian police WAHALA.

Re: 5 Things That Will Surely Put You In Police “Wahala” In Nigeria by Instrumentalng(m): 6:11pm On Sep 10, 2020

cucumbae:
The op is not talking about Ghana must go bag.Na laptop bag him dey talk.I believe say you never Waka pass where police dey.

Lol maybe e no get swag
The olopa will be like
Shey this one never pick ni
E fit give am sure FMT self lol

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Re: 5 Things That Will Surely Put You In Police “Wahala” In Nigeria by hardbody: 6:12pm On Sep 10, 2020

MejiLoyon:
Just being alive dey vex them
I Don see where police stop one guy tell am say make he open him teeth. I swear, bros teeth be like rusted zinc roof. Na here I forrr for olopa

Olopa "bros why your teeth dirty like this, you no get toothpaste? You wey no get toothpaste how you take dey brush not to talk of food. You say wetin? You dey hustle for food. Which kind hustle? I sure na tiff you be. Youre under arrest.

Na their I burst laff

Real life I for buy you beer. You are so on point. That the next person is alive they vex dem. And they can concoct a crime from almost anything. From what you are wearing to how you are walking to how you are driving to why you are not yet dead.

Re: 5 Things That Will Surely Put You In Police “Wahala” In Nigeria by Ten06(m): 6:13pm On Sep 10, 2020

At times mere greeting them can make you to be their suspect. I'm always careful when I'm close to them. They can even suspect you for being alive

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Re: 5 Things That Will Surely Put You In Police “Wahala” In Nigeria by Nobody: 6:15pm On Sep 10, 2020

vhuqnl:
My job is to report righteousness post. That fake pastor.
I report his post so as to have them hidden. Please join hands with me to report his posts.

See you. When you report a post it gets hidden from you but not from others. That used to be the situation last time I checked.

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Re: 5 Things That Will Surely Put You In Police “Wahala” In Nigeria by Nobody: 6:17pm On Sep 10, 2020

RPG2020:
But how come person wey nor get work dey ride 5m car

You know whether him chop millions for bet9ja?

Re: 5 Things That Will Surely Put You In Police “Wahala” In Nigeria by shoprite: 6:19pm On Sep 10, 2020

justjentle:
Playing loud music in ur car

Them never born that police man . . .The windows of my RX350 are always down and my system up loud . . .infact na for their front I dey increase volume . . .better them just ask "anything for the boys?" . . .cos any other question na waste of time and my docs are always on point . . .Nonsense!!!

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