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iLegendd:
That's true. In the game of push and pull, you push a lot to get everyone angry, then you pull one step back to give them something to wonder with. You may not understand yet. Let's keep it on the low.

OK bro...

One day you'll stop burying your head in the dust like an ostrich
Anything to promote your books. Tueh

Muna4real, since I educate men on it, I have no choice. I don't like being a teacher who doesn't practice what he preaches.

I teach men how to permanently eradicate PE and naturally last 7 hours or more in bed without drugs, so you don't expect me to teach what I don't know or like. Do you?

Chii59, thanks for your input dear — be it good or bad, I appreciate. #Peace.

iLegendd:
Muna4real, since I educate men on it, I have no choice. I don't like being a teacher who doesn't practice what he preaches.

I teach men how to permanently eradicate PE and naturally last 7 hours or more in bed without drugs, so you don't expect me to teach what I don't know or like. Do you?

Okay. No problem with that at all. It's just that you don't look like someone that loves sex so much ,at least from the photos of yourself that you have shared.

Muna4real

Hahahaha. I always look innocent and quiet in real life, but don't come close — I'll devour you, but in a good way. Ignore the innocent face — the heart carries the heavy weight.

iLegendd:
2. Since I don't abuse, I don't entertain being abused. Abuse/cheat/nag me as a woman and it's over.

Even if you come to my house with Jesus to apologize, I'll walk two of you out. If Jesus says, "You won't make Heaven for walking us out." I'll reply with, "So be it. Give her the Heaven to eat."

lol, u really need to visit psychiatric hospital

My bedroom skill is the best in the world — no porn star can compare. Natural and powerful — no drugs allowed.

Twale for u

Chii59:
One day you'll stop burying your head in the dust like an ostrich
Anything to promote your books. Tueh

lol, he is just a refined version of Airforce1 but I guess he's a cool guy, just a little sick in the head

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Ilegendd sha send me I.V when you are ready, cos me like wedding jollof rice

iLegendd:
Muna4real

Hahahaha. I always look innocent and quiet in real life, but don't come close — I'll devour you, but in a good way. Ignore the innocent face — the heart carries the heavy weight.

Hahahahahaha. Bad Guy!

Nice marketing skills
You must have got a lot of DMs by now
Shalom!

Jericco1, sadly, I don't reply DMs. Be you a man or a woman. I prefer a girl playing with me on a thread and if I like her, I'll do the rest.

The only DMs I like is someone about to patronize me by buying a product I'm selling. Money before DMs. I work with priority.

iLegendd:
Jericco1, sadly, I don't reply DMs. Be you a man or a woman. I prefer a girl playing with me on a thread and if I like her, I'll do the rest.

The only DMs I like is someone about to patronize me by buying a product I'm selling. Money before DMs. I work with priority.

That's cool

Gstelly, lol. Your account is less than a week.

iLegendd:
Gstelly, lol. Your account is less than a week.

opened it on Sunday, any problem?

MEHN
THAT FORMER THREAD DEY FUNNY DIE
KEMPLAY AGBA, U DON FORGET UR BOIZ NI

iLegendd:
That's true. In the game of push and pull, you push a lot to get everyone angry, then you pull one step back to give them something to wonder with. You may not understand yet. Let's keep it on the low.

YOU SUFFER FROM LOW SELF-ESTEEM

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Kenplay:
YOU SUFFER FROM LOW SELF-ESTEEM

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BAB AGABAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGBALAGBA
OPPOR YEYE, KO PPOR KEH?
OPPOR NAH
PEOPLE WEY YOU PROMISE 100K NKO? DEM DEY LIE SAY U BE AUDIO GIVER NI SHA
SHOW DEM SAY E PLENNNNTY NAH

Gstelly, no problem.

I noticed my haters love my attention. My job is to starve them of it by ignoring them most times.

iLegendd:
1. I don't abuse women physically or verbally (this is how simps act, but alphas do it better). Do you want a husband that will abuse you? No to smart women, but to some women, they love it because of their upbringing.

2. Since I don't abuse, I don't entertain being abused. Abuse/cheat/nag me as a woman and it's over.

Even if you come to my house with Jesus to apologize, I'll walk two of you out. If Jesus says, "You won't make Heaven for walking us out." I'll reply with, "So be it. Give her the Heaven to eat."

3. I don't cheat — I'd rather másturbate. The fear of infection is the beginning of wisdom. Do you want a husband that will cheat on you? No. Sadly, some ladies do.

4. I don't slave for money — money is my slave. This is to say: I'm jobless because job is for slaves.

Do you want a husband who will be working/slaving 5-9 every week days and never have time for you? No.

Also, this type of work leads to him cheating with a promiscuous coworker. Do you want that? No.

5. My bedroom skill is the best in the world — no porn star can compare. Natural and powerful — no drugs allowed.

If you doubt, read my book Lasticle — where I exposed all my secrets and you'll be shocked and say, "Wow! I thought he was just bragging/making empty noises — I never knew he was saying the truth."

Do you want to marry a 1 minute man? No. What about a man that takes drûgs before sex? No. You deserve a man who can go forever any day, any time without a single substance.

You don't want a husband that will become a drug addîct and ends up collapsing during a romp because of overdose and you end up as a widow. Is that what you want? No.

6. I hit the gym and keep fit. No day passes without me exercising. Do you want a man who doesn't care about his health? Do you want a man whose stomach will be as big as your pregnancy days? No.

7. Romantic and kind (Though, I claim to be stingy, but I'm not — it's just to catch cruise). Don't you want a man who can help you out in the kitchen, help you wash your undies on his command, not because he is a simp?

Shower you, massage your entire body when your tired, take you on adventurous trips around the world, bang you inside the plane (in the toilet), finger you at the cinema, tease you at any opportunity he gets until you can't hold it any longer and want to bang him there and then, etc. Don't you want such a husband?

8. Disagree to agree. A man you're going to have a healthy misunderstanding with and before evening or in few days' time, you're back again and can't get enough of each other. Don't you want an understanding man, but with some untouchable principles?

9. God fearing. Yes, I'm God fearing, but I hate being preached to by Nigerians because I see them as pretenders and wicked.

10. Sense of humor/naughtiness. Don't you want a husband that can make you laugh and make you hórny via 1-on-1 conversation and via chat? Do you want a boring man? No, you don't.

Oh, this is why I wrote a book on how to develop a sense of humor and another one on how to chat/hold a conversation. I'll post the links below.

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iLegendd:
10. Sense of humor/naughtiness. Don't you want a husband that can make you laugh and make you hórny via 1-on-1 conversation and via chat? Do you want a boring man? No, you don't.

Oh, this is why I wrote a book on how to develop a sense of humor and another one on how to chat/hold a conversation. I'll post the links below.

The books in the links you posted has nothing to do with developing a sense of Humor or I'm not clicking the right links?

The man who is bragging more, usually does very little in bed.

Ethereum, that one is different. It has no free version. You can always message us to purchase a copy.

Haters, please, accept my apologies, I won't be replying any of you on this thread. Wait till another thread and I may consider replying you guys.

#StayBlessedMyLovelyHaters

I'd want to sleep early today. Before I sleep, below is a link to download the free version of the Lasticle book I talked about in my main post on lasting long in bed.

https://shop.wetclef.com/download-lasticle/

Don't forget to pray before you sleep. No problem is too big for God not to handle — it's just a matter of time.

Boss!!

Bros...

I was talking about my friend I met here on Nairaland about how I have tried getting all I could to get internship here in Rivers and she said go seek help from iLegend.

I first thought I legend is the name of a company before she made it clear that you're a Nairalander.

I got here by searching your moniker on google.

Mbok help!!!!!!!!!!

I have tried all I can.

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