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Masturbation Has Destroyed My Dick and life by TheOdd1sOut: 9:31pm On Sep 26, 2020
Sad stories has been my eulogy right from time.

I wanted to lose my virginity since I'm almost 30 and yet no signs of losing the cursed thing.

I hustled for a week and made out #2500 to finally bang one babe in my street since she said its the price for 2 nuts. 2.5k for 2 nuts is fine by me

She collected the money and pulled her clothes off. She refused to pull her blouse, claiming my money isn't enough.
I wanted to penetrate and my dick didn't even respond. It was just dead. The condom even made things worse.
I wanted to enter raw but she harshly rebuked me and claimed I wanted to infect her. That if I am not doing with CD, I should take myself out of her room.
I couldn't bring it up, and offered for Mouth Gig. She shoved me on a chair and gave me 1 handjob and I came in less than 30s. She was obviously disgusted and at that moment, I regret watching my first porn in 1995 till date
She just sent me out of her room, I asked for my money since she didn't serve me and she started yelling and making a scene. I left to avoid embarrassment.
I am sick

I'm tired of this life. Almost 30 and I have no life. I can't Even find some of my critical documents like DOB and original admission letter(I only see the photocopy), this is preventing me from getting a decent job.

I hope my death makes more money than my life.
Its only a matter of time

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Re: Masturbation Has Destroyed My Dick and life by Bessppectt(f): 9:33pm On Sep 26, 2020
Lol.
:-XLol.

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Re: Masturbation Has Destroyed My Dick and life by exynos(m): 9:34pm On Sep 26, 2020
Just be cool son!

The Lord is your strenght

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Re: Masturbation Has Destroyed My Dick and life by dingbang(m): 9:34pm On Sep 26, 2020
All these mastobation stories.

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Re: Masturbation Has Destroyed My Dick and life by movierequest(m): 9:34pm On Sep 26, 2020
Re: Masturbation Has Destroyed My Dick and life by Iyoocartel(f): 9:36pm On Sep 26, 2020
Iyooooooo cartel

What has masturbation got to do with your missing documents? You're just an unserious person with no plans in life.
Get your act together young man.

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Re: Masturbation Has Destroyed My Dick and life by XXXXTENTACION: 9:36pm On Sep 26, 2020
Ehen cheesy this life no just balance undecided


try take it easy life is all about survival. cool

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Re: Masturbation Has Destroyed My Dick and life by decatalyst(m): 9:38pm On Sep 26, 2020
TheOdd1sOut:


She just sent me out of her room, I asked for my money since she didn't serve me and she started yelling and making a scene. I left to avoid embarrassment.

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Re: Masturbation Has Destroyed My Dick and life by decatalyst(m): 9:39pm On Sep 26, 2020
TheOdd1sOut:


I hope my death makes more money than my life.
Its only a matter of time

I like this part grin


It's only a matter of time, death will come to everyone. No pity from here.

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Re: Masturbation Has Destroyed My Dick and life by Nobody: 9:40pm On Sep 26, 2020
Na money you need na. No be devirginity

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Re: Masturbation Has Destroyed My Dick and life by illicit(m): 9:40pm On Sep 26, 2020
Awwwwwww


angry
Re: Masturbation Has Destroyed My Dick and life by luscioustrish(f): 9:41pm On Sep 26, 2020
Calm down first and try to sort out your documents.
.
You'll be fine sad

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Re: Masturbation Has Destroyed My Dick and life by Uzomacharles: 9:42pm On Sep 26, 2020
Hhhhhhhh
That God I'm quitting masturbation

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Re: Masturbation Has Destroyed My Dick and life by Oxb90: 9:52pm On Sep 26, 2020
Are you asking for help. If not then I am sorry i have no pity for you .
Re: Masturbation Has Destroyed My Dick and life by internationalman(m): 11:09pm On Sep 26, 2020
You are suffering from porn induced erectile dysfunction (PIED).

Stay off masturbation and porn for a while and your brain will reboot while you start rewiring to real girls.

Talking from experience

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Re: Masturbation Has Destroyed My Dick and life by Joevics(m): 11:30pm On Sep 26, 2020
TheOdd1sOut:
Sad stories has been my eulogy right from time.

I wanted to lose my virginity since I'm almost 30 and yet no signs of losing the cursed thing.

I hustled for a week and made out #2500 to finally bang one babe in my street since she said its the price for 2 nuts. 2.5k for 2 nuts is fine by me

She collected the money and pulled her clothes off. She refused to pull her blouse, claiming my money isn't enough.
I wanted to penetrate and my dick didn't even respond. It was just dead. The condom even made things worse.
I wanted to enter raw but she harshly rebuked me and claimed I wanted to infect her. That if I am not doing with CD, I should take myself out of her room.
I couldn't bring it up, and offered for Mouth Gig. She shoved me on a chair and gave me 1 handjob and I came in less than 30s. She was obviously disgusted and at that moment, I regret watching my first porn in 1995 till date
She just sent me out of her room, I asked for my money since she didn't serve me and she started yelling and making a scene. I left to avoid embarrassment.
I am sick

I'm tired of this life. Almost 30 and I have no life. I can't Even find some of my critical documents like DOB and original admission letter(I only see the photocopy), this is preventing me from getting a decent job.

I hope my death makes more money than my life.
Its only a matter of time

Join this thread. It'll help you. You need to abstain from masturbation and sex for at least 90 days. You'll find several others battling masturbation there.

https://www.nairaland.com/5223408/masturbation-quitting-challenge-thread
Re: Masturbation Has Destroyed My Dick and life by gbowoade85142: 11:30pm On Sep 26, 2020
Lol.
:-XLol.
Re: Masturbation Has Destroyed My Dick and life by JOHNSONSOLAFUNMI(m): 11:43pm On Sep 26, 2020
dingbang:
All these mastobation stories.
grin
Re: Masturbation Has Destroyed My Dick and life by adob116: 12:08am On Sep 27, 2020
Jesus can change your life. Pick up your bible or open one on the internet and start reading the book of John. God loves you so much that he wants you to fulfil your destiny. You are made for more... Do not give up on life. Call on Jesus to rescue you now.

TheOdd1sOut:
Sad stories has been my eulogy right from time.

I wanted to lose my virginity since I'm almost 30 and yet no signs of losing the cursed thing.

I hustled for a week and made out #2500 to finally bang one babe in my street since she said its the price for 2 nuts. 2.5k for 2 nuts is fine by me

She collected the money and pulled her clothes off. She refused to pull her blouse, claiming my money isn't enough.
I wanted to penetrate and my dick didn't even respond. It was just dead. The condom even made things worse.
I wanted to enter raw but she harshly rebuked me and claimed I wanted to infect her. That if I am not doing with CD, I should take myself out of her room.
I couldn't bring it up, and offered for Mouth Gig. She shoved me on a chair and gave me 1 handjob and I came in less than 30s. She was obviously disgusted and at that moment, I regret watching my first porn in 1995 till date
She just sent me out of her room, I asked for my money since she didn't serve me and she started yelling and making a scene. I left to avoid embarrassment.
I am sick

I'm tired of this life. Almost 30 and I have no life. I can't Even find some of my critical documents like DOB and original admission letter(I only see the photocopy), this is preventing me from getting a decent job.

I hope my death makes more money than my life.
Its only a matter of time

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Re: Masturbation Has Destroyed My Dick and life by LikeAking: 12:24am On Sep 27, 2020
You don old sha,I for advise you to join a frat.

Join a group.

You are a Ju man so try and fight agianst it.

You need a business and money

You are too shy.

Be fearless



Any group.

Be very active.

Be very sociable.

Aviod religon or join them 100%.

Acccept your life.

You have been conditioned by religion/parents agianst the opposite sex and f#cking.If you marry it will be desame thing.

You have also been conditioned agianst money.


The problem is not masturbation.

Its from your mind.

You are living in your head.

Stop listing to your mind.

Your mind is filled with fear.

You where brought up by over protective and religious parents.

Its from your personality.

Try to smoke and get high.

You too quiet

Na fam problem.


Try to drink and smoke.

Drinks and smoke where created for your type.

No Fear.

No listen to your over conditioned and over protective mind.

Go out and live your life.

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Re: Masturbation Has Destroyed My Dick and life by LikeAking: 12:25am On Sep 27, 2020
Joevics:


Join this thread. It'll help you. You need to abstain from masturbation and sex for at least 90 days. You'll find several others battling masturbation there.

https://www.nairaland.com/5223408/masturbation-quitting-challenge-thread

He needs Sex.

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Re: Masturbation Has Destroyed My Dick and life by LikeAking: 12:28am On Sep 27, 2020
internationalman:
You are suffering from porn induced erectile dysfunction (PIED).

Stay off masturbation and porn for a while and your brain will reboot while you start rewiring to real girls.

Talking from experience

Nice.

The only for him to stop

He must start talking to girls,the rest will be history.

The reason why is dick refuse to rsie is becos hes an overprotective mind.

Him mind no accept that kind thing/babe.

Ash.Might not be his game.
Re: Masturbation Has Destroyed My Dick and life by grim33(m): 1:27am On Sep 27, 2020
Lol this life get as e be. Lol.
Re: Masturbation Has Destroyed My Dick and life by grim33(m): 1:30am On Sep 27, 2020
Oga o. See advice ... make him go join frat at 30 years old... wow just wow
LikeAking:

You don old sha,I for advise you to join a frat.

Join a group.

You are a Ju man so try and fight agianst it.

You need a business and money

You are too shy.

Be fearless



Any group.

Be very active.

Be very sociable.

Aviod religon or join them 100%.

Acccept your life.

You have been conditioned by religion/parents agianst the opposite sex and f#cking.If you marry it will be desame thing.

You have also been conditioned agianst money.


The problem is not masturbation.

Its from your mind.

You are living in your head.

Stop listing to your mind.

Your mind is filled with fear.

You where brought up by over protective and religious parents.

Its from your personality.

Try to smoke and get high.

You too quiet

Na fam problem.


Try to drink and smoke.

Drinks and smoke where created for your type.

No Fear.

No listen to your over conditioned and over protective mind.

Go out and live your life.

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Re: Masturbation Has Destroyed My Dick and life by solmus: 1:39am On Sep 27, 2020
cool



You were in an hostile stressful environment, sex requires a bit of comfort

Na small small, don't get discouraged

.

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Re: Masturbation Has Destroyed My Dick and life by Hypnotise: 4:19am On Sep 27, 2020
Avoid masturbation for 600 years. Your Pr*ck will reset.

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Re: Masturbation Has Destroyed My Dick and life by alphaRego01(m): 6:16am On Sep 27, 2020
LikeAking:

You don old sha,I for advise you to join a frat.

Join a group.

You are a Ju man so try and fight agianst it.

You need a business and money

You are too shy.

Be fearless



Any group.

Be very active.

Be very sociable.

Aviod religon or join them 100%.

Acccept your life.

You have been conditioned by religion/parents agianst the opposite sex and f#cking.If you marry it will be desame thing.

You have also been conditioned agianst money.


The problem is not masturbation.

Its from your mind.

You are living in your head.

Stop listing to your mind.

Your mind is filled with fear.

You where brought up by over protective and religious parents.

Its from your personality.

Try to smoke and get high.

You too quiet

Na fam problem.


Try to drink and smoke.

Drinks and smoke where created for your type.

No Fear.

No listen to your over conditioned and over protective mind.

Go out and live your life.









Ah bros!


If only u could meet dis man and tell him all this to his face





Na family o,som people no de know say na family be major part of their problem.family whining
Re: Masturbation Has Destroyed My Dick and life by talktrue1234: 6:27am On Sep 27, 2020
Lol this is not because of masturbation, it's your first time baba, take it easy with yourself
Re: Masturbation Has Destroyed My Dick and life by LINTUNE(m): 7:03am On Sep 27, 2020
TheOdd1sOut:
Sad stories has been my eulogy right from time.

I wanted to lose my virginity since I'm almost 30 and yet no signs of losing the cursed thing.

I hustled for a week and made out #2500 to finally bang one babe in my street since she said its the price for 2 nuts. 2.5k for 2 nuts is fine by me

She collected the money and pulled her clothes off. She refused to pull her blouse, claiming my money isn't enough.
I wanted to penetrate and my dick didn't even respond. It was just dead. The condom even made things worse.
I wanted to enter raw but she harshly rebuked me and claimed I wanted to infect her. That if I am not doing with CD, I should take myself out of her room.
I couldn't bring it up, and offered for Mouth Gig. She shoved me on a chair and gave me 1 handjob and I came in less than 30s. She was obviously disgusted and at that moment, I regret watching my first porn in 1995 till date
She just sent me out of her room, I asked for my money since she didn't serve me and she started yelling and making a scene. I left to avoid embarrassment.
I am sick

I'm tired of this life. Almost 30 and I have no life. I can't Even find some of my critical documents like DOB and original admission letter(I only see the photocopy), this is preventing me from getting a decent job.

I hope my death makes more money than my life.
Its only a matter of time
lmao..i laughed so hard when i saw the date of when u started it...lol u must be a legend, god of the vaseline crew..u even started in an era, where porn still looked kinda strange..

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Re: Masturbation Has Destroyed My Dick and life by Ofadaman(m): 8:29am On Sep 27, 2020
1995, my God, you're a legend.. how old where you then?, 10 or 11.

Masturbation not only destroys your self esteem and confidence, its an addiction that can lead you to weakened erection, destroy your mental capacity , you'll end up wasted and lose valuable time, you'll also not appreciate women and see them as objects. Get a grip of your life mate

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Re: Masturbation Has Destroyed My Dick and life by ProphetofOdin: 8:30am On Sep 27, 2020
Condition your mind.

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