So I didn't make first page...

Is alright...


I resumed late, so I had to call my secondary school mate who I wrote aptitude exams with in the same department.... I was fortunate that he resumed early and now knows everything...


Anyways na Absu...

I entered a bike from my hostel to lecture West and the bike man went round the school three times before dropping me in the lecture hall and asked for 400naira...Something that is 50naira na after the days lecture wey I just follow one path road waka with my gee e no reach five minutes I don show in front of my hostel I was shocked....

As a novice wey no sabi anything I gave him the money and swore not to enter bike again... Instead I go use leg waka all around am...

Went into the hall and it was all noisy, acted like a king and natural respect the follow me. Its just the looks..


It took me time before making friends though... The pack of friends I be wan join no dey accept me and truly I was a misfit there so I made my own pack...


It was tough

I don't even remember.

Hahahahhaha. I. can't even remember sef.

Iyoocartel:
Iyooooooo cartel

Right from day zero for esut we no dey attend class but we still come out with 2.1
After we don go sewa for back gate then we enter school park sit down there chop then disembark to our lodge.

You Again?

Nemesis0147:
Wasn’t difficult for Me.. I already made friends from our Facebook group chat before resuming...I just entered school and made calls and everything fell in place.
I resumed late thou..

Futo??

I got into the wrong class, i was too embarrassed to walk out so I stayed put

Abcruz:
On my first day we had GST101 at about 8AM. I woke up around 4AM, prepared and got to school 6AM.

I initially thought I would be the first to get there but I was surprised by the numbers of students that were already seated. After taking my seat a certain man from the street whom everyone of us taught was a lecturer, came to sell his books titled "English and Englishes."

After successfully convincing us that one could be sent out of the university for not passing English, everybody in the hall bought the book with fear.
I bought the book with the last card I had on my wallet thinking it was my textbook for the semester. Little did I know that the man is well known for scamming freshers. He smiled cheerfully, counted and made away with thousands of naira under the watchful eyes of everyone in the hall.

The useless book was less than 15 pages containing trash upon trash. I had to throw it in the nearest trash can.

lol

Getting to lecture all and all seat filled with bags...I was shocked
This was around 6:30am...The class was slated for 8:00am

So noisy, it took like Hours before the Lecturer came #BUKrepresenting

Spend half of the day looking for my lecture hall,only to find it nd met an overcrowded gathering of people sweating profusely....
I just hung around for a few mins and left,
T'was nothing to write home about..

juniormod:
I came all smelling roses, aiming for the top, as a go getter, I became more popular and liberal to the extent, I was given the course rep during my year one, things were going as anticipated until I saw my year one result, I swear the thing humble me no be small

Well I won't blame myself, coming from a poor home with you to fend for yourself and little or nothing to fall back on throughly got into my nerve and wrecked havoc.

Las Las man go dey alright by His grace, now in 3 hundred lv though, still pushing...

God help you

You go don turn milk by now bro

post=94628743:
During My School Days, I use to stay at the back of the class, I just dey there, dey press my phone, dey do my blogging business, at the end of the lecture for the day, I will earn 100$

I came in late boom he (lecturer) asked me to introduced myself to the class I started blowing Grammer. Finally he said what are u doing here u should go to language department. I laughed we all laughed I become star that day later on becoming his course rep sold his handout and got mine for free till 300l. He got me my first job. God bless you sir.

me way don even forget course way I studied.. how I go take remember the 1st day in lecture hall..�� like 10 years ago now..

Well, I remembered attending a wrong venue for my classes then. We usually used to be grouped departmentally in various auditoriums and halls.

I moved with new friends I made and we both entered like flicks where the crowd gathered.

My name came out on the last admission list so they were already weeks ahead of me.

My first day in class: I was shuffling between the registration center and class.

I was really a very shy person, finally located the class midway lecture.
You know those kind of silence when you can hear if a needle drops ,I peeped through the window .

See crowd! . It was a faculty course so more than 3 departments were in the hall .I prayed in my mind while walking in ... Nobody at the front seats wanted to shift for me .

The lecturer ( with microphone on) said "you people think you're still in your village secondary schools,you'll suffer ehhhn , imagine coming to class when the lecturer is almost rounding up ,this is UNIPORT ,go and ask about me ".



I was so embarrassed ,with over a thousand eyes staring at me.

I had to move/sneak from table to table before someone finally shifted a bit for me to sit.
She became my best friend in school.

Fortunately she was in my department and stayed at the hostel I was given so she made it really easy for me to catch up.

It made me go to classes very early ...it's either I was waiting for the lecturer to arrive or I was coming in with many other students. .

That particular lecturer became my Mentor and monitor because he's from my village and knows my dad .

Shallat to all LCS2010/11.

Omo I dressed cooperate no joy �
Lecture is by 8am, I left my lodge around 7am
I come loss for department sha but I see people wey fine direct me to the place
By the time I reach everywhere don almost full except the back seats wey dust full
La so I clean am balance Wella oo
Scent of new books here and there one idiot de ask for two pen �

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Iyoocartel:
Iyooooooo cartel

Right from day zero for esut we no dey attend class but we still come out with 2.1
Only bank affair ga eme mu njide pen
School no be scam shaa but amalom way school
School adia enyem ego Muwa ji e look good
Muwa n'enye school ego ndi teacher Ana look good
18 years in school momma told me read your book
I told her i want to hustle I want to take you to the moon
Osim anyhow e be Nwa i dey pray for you

After we don go sewa for back gate then we enter school park sit down there chop then disembark to our lodge.
Elem igbo na esut
Good old days now two hilux dey follow mahn all over golf estate

If i was stupid to be attending lectures I won't have time to bomb

Men na atu olu 6 to 6 Till we cash out in billi till we cash out in zero 6
Till mnwe like 500kpa n'ime my amiri jean
I can never ever quit until i r i p
Iyoocartel Nwa C I C
Notorious ka B I G
Mgbe mno secondary ana alu egbe n'ime gtc

good example of a thug speaking lol

ETF hall FUTA
GNS101
People full everywhere like stadium and we can't even see the board

My first semester was rough, heck no

Lecturer room, so packed

I wasn't expecting that kind of result

mosesbola:
You go don turn milk by now bro

Blogging Business Pays Cool Cash, I'm Really Enjoying It

Nemesis0147:
Wasn’t difficult for Me.. I already made friends from our Facebook group chat before resuming...I just entered school and made calls and everything fell in place.
I resumed late thou..

Exactly same tin I did

mine was GNS 101, I was so short, someone had to carry me up so i see the lecturer in the front while lecturing, the lecturer ended up saying younger man you are too tall, sit down allow shorter students to see.

Lol mine was very bad, it took me like 2hrs to locate my lecture hall...i waka tire dat day

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Location: Lagos
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Open and maintain customer accounts by recording account information
Resolve product or service problems by clarifying the customer's complaint; determining the cause of the problem; selecting and explaining the best solution to solve the problem; expediting correction or adjustment; following up to ensure resolution
Maintain financial accounts by processing customer adjustments
Recommend potential products or services to management by collecting customer information and analyzing customer needs
Prepare product or service reports by collecting and analyzing customer information
Contribute to team effort by accomplishing related results as needed
Manage large amounts of incoming calls
Generate sales leads
Identify and assess customers' needs to achieve satisfaction
Build sustainable relationships of trust through open and interactive communication
Provide accurate, valid and complete information by using the right methods/tools
Meet personal/team sales targets and call handling quotas
Handle complaints, provide appropriate solutions and alternatives within the time limits and follow up to ensureresolution
Keep records of customer interactions, process customer accounts and file documents
Follow communication procedures, guidelines and policies
Go the extra mile to engage customers
Resolve customer complaints via phone, email, mail or social media
Use telephones to reach out to customers and verify account information
Greet customers warmly and ascertain problem or reason for calling
Cancel or upgrade accounts
Assist with placement of orders, refunds, or exchanges
Advise on company information
Take payment information and other pertinent information such as addresses and phone numbers
Place or cancel orders
Answer questions about warranties or terms of sale
Act as the company gatekeeper
Suggest solutions when a product malfunctions
Handle product recalls
Attempt to persuade customer to reconsider cancellation
Inform customer of deals and promotions
Sell products and services
Utilize computer technology to handle high call volumes
Work with customer service manager to ensure proper customer service is being delivered
Close out or open call records
Compile reports on overall customer satisfaction
Read from scripts
Handle changes in policies or renewals
Requirements

Candidates should possess relevant qualifications with 1-2 years work experience.
Salary
NGN85,000 - 100.000 / Month.

Application Closing Date
30th October, 2020.

How to Apply
Interested and qualified candidates should forward their CV to: hr@fortunedgesystems.com.ng using the Job Title as subject of the email.

Una fit teach person without work experience?

I went to my first class then hoping to see alot of people hanging at the window to recieve lecture as we were told then that, if you don't wake up early to lecture around 6am you won't have a seat to sit down.

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Isoright....
Nothing special....the only one i can recall was how one lecturer start putting fear on our minds by telling us the meaning of those statue at the entrance of Uniben gate towards auditorium
Saying those statue represent us.... telling us that we have pride now....but by the time Uniben don deal with us before year 3 we go become humble..
Me nor even fear the threaten because from the beginning have been a real niggarrr with balls...
Let me grab my weed and read comments

I was told the same thing o.

Observing how majority Nl babes will coman be reading comments without "$haring" anything