Pls recommend a crime not so severe that will make American authority come carry me for Nigeria...

And when I will be judged, the sentence should not be more than 3 to 6 months jail in a private facility.... Feeding 3 times a day, access to social media and ladies like cardi B, beyonce, Rihanna, Nengi, and so on '

After all the crime must be sumtin dt will be pardonable after 6 months and will be given a job within America. Please, I must not be sent back to Nigeria..

Any suggestions please



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Lol, One can never see it all

PabloTehnyson:
Lol, One can never see it all

Pls suggest one

America is overrated country.

Country of bad leaders.

juman:
America is overrated country.

Country of bad leaders.

I don't mind bro... I still wan go

DenreleDave:
and ladies



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but na men you dey into na?

Sorry bro them never create that crime you are stuck here

Go to any police post over there, tell any officer u see that u re hush puppy business partner....

sylve11:


but na men you dey into na?

God forbid bad thing

Wawelexy:
Go to any police post over there, tell any officer u see that u re hush puppy business partner....

How will the US hear abt it?

I don't want Nigeria police to detain me in that their hell called cell

DenreleDave:
Pls recommend a crime not so severe that will make American authority come carry me for Nigeria...

And when I will be judged, the sentence should not be more than 3 to 6 months jail in a private facility.... Feeding 3 times a day, access to social media and ladies
B
After all the crime must be sumtin dt will be pardonable after 6 months and will be given a job within America. Please, I must not be sent back to Nigeria..

Any suggestions please
Prisoners go tear your nyansh. Gay


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prisoner go tear your nyansh...gay tendency

Franktom247:
Sorry bro them never create that crime you are stuck here

Jeez.. I don't Wana be stuck here oo

tobechi74:
prisoner go tear your nyansh...gay tendency

Na.. It is a private jail... Private with access to ladies... Especially American celebs

DenreleDave:


I don't mind bro... I still wan go

being an ex-convict would go far denting ur image in a search for job both in America and any contry with a good data base

DenreleDave:


How will the US hear abt it?

I don't want Nigeria police to detain me in that their hell called cell

No now, tell them u didnt still from Nigerian so they should transfer ur case to FBI....

You are the MOST BROKEST nairalander,it shows from this very post of yours

Wawelexy:


No now, tell them u didnt still from Nigerian so they should transfer ur case to FBI....

Ok.. Can u take mi there sir

Zzor:
[b]You are the MOST BROKEST nairalander,[/b]it shows from this very post of yours

Chai even rozz follow mess Me up Chai


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heendrix:


being an ex-convict would go far denting ur image in a search for job both in America and any contry with a good data base

I will be pardoned bro.. I will be given a job in America and my records will be wiped off

Win win for me and America

DenreleDave:


Pls suggest one

the American govt has no right whatsoever to arrest someone in Nigeria, except Nigeria arrest the person and send him to USA for them to do whatever they want with him, that is just the reason Nnamdi Kanu has not been arrested but the day he step his toes on Nigerian soil, even USA, Britain and Russia combined can't save him, even if Donald trump come Nigeria come fvck up and get arrested, highest thing the American govt can do is try to reason with Nigeria so they can take him.
So if u commit a crime here, USA wont come and carry u.

I'll advice u to go to america and commit a crime, and God help u that ur prison inmate is a gay and a bully, u will come back with a bigger hole

[quote author=DenreleDave post=94890696]

Ok.. Can u take mi there sir [/quote

The Lord will go before u, go with u and come after u... I'm the busy type...

dukeprince50:
the American govt has no right whatsoever to arrest someone in Nigeria, except Nigeria arrest the person and send him to USA for them to do whatever they want with him, that is just the reason Nnamdi Kanu has not been arrested but the day he step his toes on Nigerian soil, even USA, Britain and Russia combined can't save him.

I'll advice u to go to america and commit a crime, and God help u that ur prison inmate is a gay and a bully, u will come back with a bigger hole

How can I enter America from here na

DenreleDave:

How can I enter America from here na

Oga, get passport and visa fly go na

DenreleDave:




Chai even rozz follow mess Me up Chai


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i like the fact that you are a happy person even in your Brokenness. Your type are always very successful in life,just be patient and keep being happy

dukeprince50:
Oga, get passport and visa fly go na

Bros nawa 4 u.

If I get money for America visa, I for Don go Mauritius and buy citizenship na...

Zzor:
i like the fact that you are a happy person even in your Brokenness. Your type are always very successful in life,just be patient and keep being happy

Haaaaa.. Rozz will not keee me oooov

DenreleDave:


I will be pardoned bro.. I will be given a job in America and my records will be wiped off

Win win for me and America

nothing is gonna get wiped man US is not 9ja

Zzor:
i like the fact that you are a happy person even in your Brokenness. Your type are always very successful in life,just be patient and keep being happy

come on get away from here

heendrix:


nothing is gonna get wiped man US is not 9ja

No p. I accept. I still wan to go

Bro you should have used the word "american citizen" not the president himself.

No country on earth can dare lay a finger on the president of the US, no matter what the case may be. Such action will lead to an instant reaction from Pentagon and all it's alliances. That country no go survive.

dukeprince50:
the American govt has no right whatsoever to arrest someone in Nigeria, except Nigeria arrest the person and send him to USA for them to do whatever they want with him, that is just the reason Nnamdi Kanu has not been arrested but the day he step his toes on Nigerian soil, even USA, Britain and Russia combined can't save him, [s]even if Donald trump come Nigeria come fvck up and get arrested[/s], highest thing the American govt can do is try to reason with Nigeria so they can take him.
So if u commit a crime here, USA wont come and carry u.

I'll advice u to go to america and commit a crime, and God help u that ur prison inmate is a gay and a bully, u will come back with a bigger hole

DenreleDave:


No p. I accept. I still wan to go

lol goodluck man

you might like to check out what it means to be black in America on "in the now" page on facebook

PUNAengineOIL:
Bro you should have used the word "american citizen" not the president himself.

No country on earth can dare lay a finger on the president of the US, no matter what the case may be. Such action will lead to an instant reaction from Pentagon and all it's alliances. That country no go survive.

no president has the right whatsoever to fvck up in any country, nobody is above the law of any country.
Its just advisable not to do anything to a country's president to avoid unnecessary enemity. it doesn't mean its impossible to fvck up a president if he violates any law.
The queen of England has more political power than a USA president, ask anywhere, intact she is the only human that can travel without visa, no other person can do that