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Pls Help, My Girlfriend's kitten Is Too Wide by NaijaBoy213(m): 2:13pm On Oct 20, 2020
Pls don't mind my English, no be my English make her toto wide.
After having sex, my girlfriend always ask me, if her vagina is wide, I wud probably answer her no so dat she will not feel bad if I say yes. But deep down it pains me alot, cos I'm not enjoying anything, I don't even feel anything at all when doing it. Is like going in and out of a door, that's how wide her kitten is. And dis girl am talking about is so beautiful, she looks like Nengi of big brother naija. She even said, she likes the way I bleep her, dat I'm her future husband and nothing can stop dat. In my mind I wud say, sharrap pacific ocean. I'm looking for ways to break up with her, cos I'm not the one dat made her kitten wide, so i won't be the one to suffer for wat another man or men damaged. Pls advised me, on how to break up with dis ashawo in disguise. I'm Tired.

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Re: Pls Help, My Girlfriend's kitten Is Too Wide by Zeion422(m): 2:17pm On Oct 20, 2020
Ok
Re: Pls Help, My Girlfriend's kitten Is Too Wide by Nobody: 2:19pm On Oct 20, 2020
Op, Ur Story Na Lie. I Know Dat There Are Ladies Dat Have Such But Urs Is A Cooked Up Story.

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Re: Pls Help, My Girlfriend's kitten Is Too Wide by SmellingAnus(m): 2:20pm On Oct 20, 2020
Personally, I love vaginas that are not tight but not too wide.... But I know majority of naija guys want tight vaginas eventhough they contributed heavily in making the vaginas very wide... So who do you want to leave her for after fvcking her like a pornstarrr the way she likes?

On a lighter note... Bros maybe you are destined to end up with a wide vagina...

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Re: Pls Help, My Girlfriend's kitten Is Too Wide by Madibah(m): 2:23pm On Oct 20, 2020
SmellingAnus:
Personally, I love vaginas that are not tight but not too wide.... But I know majority of naija guys want tight vaginas eventhough they contributed heavily in making the vaginas very wide... So who do you want to leave her for after fvcking her like a pornstarrr the way she likes?


On a lighter note... Bros maybe you are destined to end up with a wide vagina...


Smellinganus cheesy
Your moniker makes irritates me

But any I like wide pussy niggarr
Re: Pls Help, My Girlfriend's kitten Is Too Wide by SmellingAnus(m): 2:28pm On Oct 20, 2020
Madibah:



Smellinganus cheesy
Your moniker makes irritates me

But any I like wide pussy niggarr

same here bro... I also like wide pussy...

About the moniker... Focus on the message not the name of the messenger.. Lol...
Re: Pls Help, My Girlfriend's kitten Is Too Wide by SmellingAnus(m): 2:30pm On Oct 20, 2020
vanida6 hope you are not following me about.... I can see you viewing
Re: Pls Help, My Girlfriend's kitten Is Too Wide by NaijaBoy213(m): 2:34pm On Oct 20, 2020
Truvel:
Op, Ur Story Na Lie. I No Dat Their Are Ladies Dat Have Such But Urs Is A Cooked Up Story.
U wanna fvck her so u will confirm? Mr Cooker
Re: Pls Help, My Girlfriend's kitten Is Too Wide by nwaezeemmanuel(m): 2:36pm On Oct 20, 2020
A wide vagina does not indicate sexual history.

Go and educate yourself

NaijaBoy213:
Pls don't mind my English, no be my English make her toto wide.
After having sex, my girlfriend always ask me, if her vagina is wide, I wud probably answer her no so dat she will not feel bad if I say yes. But deep down it pains me alot, cos I'm not enjoying anything, I don't even feel anything at all when doing it. Is like going in and out of a door, that's how wide her kitten is. And dis girl am talking about is so beautiful, she looks like Nengi of big brother naija. She even said, she likes the way I bleep her, dat I'm her future husband and nothing can stop dat. In my mind I wud say, sharrap pacific ocean. I'm looking for ways to break up with her, cos I'm not the one dat made her kitten wide, so i won't be the one to suffer for wat another man or men damaged. Pls advised me, on how to break up with dis ashawo in disguise. I'm Tired.

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Re: Pls Help, My Girlfriend's kitten Is Too Wide by Dayet777(m): 2:37pm On Oct 20, 2020
Bro no problem with that let her know so she will find solution to it, there is alot of things to use to tight it.
Re: Pls Help, My Girlfriend's kitten Is Too Wide by Merciful71(m): 3:04pm On Oct 20, 2020
I have it small yet my babe is still not ready to lemme go, sometimes i do think what do you even like in me sef, money am still praying to God. so what?

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Re: Pls Help, My Girlfriend's kitten Is Too Wide by remigiusizunna(m): 3:31pm On Oct 20, 2020
Show is the pic



pishure or adonbilivit

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Re: Pls Help, My Girlfriend's kitten Is Too Wide by Nobody: 3:46pm On Oct 20, 2020
To be honest op you be eleribuu oo,,,grin


The first thing i want you to know is dat to much sex don't widen the puss* always ,,,,,,,wink

It can be natural as some boys get big gbola also,,,wink

But if you sure say she's a prostitute,,,,no problem,,,,,,wink

If yes why did you date prostitute?

You can leave if you don't know before,,smiley

See life you chop your own you wan run,,,,,grin

But who knows maybe nah your pencil wey tiny,,,,,,,grin

Op so you wan leave after choping ,,grin

But at the same time,,i smell a delicious lies in dis writeup,,,,

Leave her if you can't cope,,,wink

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Re: Pls Help, My Girlfriend's kitten Is Too Wide by Warlord2014(m): 3:52pm On Oct 20, 2020
NaijaBoy213:
Pls don't mind my English, no be my English make her toto wide.
After having sex, my girlfriend always ask me, if her vagina is wide, I wud probably answer her no so dat she will not feel bad if I say yes. But deep down it pains me alot, cos I'm not enjoying anything, I don't even feel anything at all when doing it. Is like going in and out of a door, that's how wide her kitten is. And dis girl am talking about is so beautiful, she looks like Nengi of big brother naija. She even said, she likes the way I bleep her, dat I'm her future husband and nothing can stop dat. In my mind I wud say, sharrap pacific ocean. I'm looking for ways to break up with her, cos I'm not the one dat made her kitten wide, so i won't be the one to suffer for wat another man or men damaged. Pls advised me, on how to break up with dis ashawo in disguise. I'm Tired.
That is because it is not ur size...
It is like going to the market to buy an oversize shoe...
Check next door....anus

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Re: Pls Help, My Girlfriend's kitten Is Too Wide by Warlord2014(m): 3:54pm On Oct 20, 2020
Fact1:
To be honest op you be eleribuu oo,,,grin


The first thing i want you to know is dat to much sex don't widen the puss* always ,,,,,,,wink

It can be natural as some boys get big gbola also,,,wink

But if you sure say she's a prostitute,,,,no problem,,,,,,wink

If yes why did you date prostitute?

You can leave if you don't know before,,smiley

See life you chop your own you wan run,,,,,grin

But who knows maybe nah your pencil wey tiny,,,,,,,grin

Op so you wan leave after choping ,,grin

But at the same time,,i smell a delicious lies in dis writeup,,,,

Leave her if you can't cope,,,wink


Extreme sex expands it ooo...some even use jumbo size Love Machine in their kitty .
No reason am....

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Re: Pls Help, My Girlfriend's kitten Is Too Wide by nwaezeemmanuel(m): 3:59pm On Oct 20, 2020
Bullshit, go and educate yourself.

The vagina is elastic, if a woman has hers wide - it could be for the following reasons

- Genetics
- Ageing
- Multiple pregnancies at a young age

If you stretch the corners of your mouth, doesn't it return back to normal? Intercourse doesn't just expand the vagina


Warlord2014:

Extreme sex expands it ooo...some even use jumbo size Love Machine in their kitty .
No reason am....

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Re: Pls Help, My Girlfriend's kitten Is Too Wide by thesilentman(m): 3:59pm On Oct 20, 2020
Tell her the truth...In My 2 years+ research on the pussy,i observed that one dick does not actually widen a vagina except the woman had just given birth.Wide vagina,i can argue till tomorrow,is caused by a woman taking different size of dicks...let me not corrupt the op.

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Re: Pls Help, My Girlfriend's kitten Is Too Wide by nwaezeemmanuel(m): 4:00pm On Oct 20, 2020
I guess you learnt nothing from your 2 years+ research

thesilentman:
Tell her the truth...In My 2 years+ research on the pussy,i observed that one dick does not actually widen a vagina except the woman had just given birth.Wide vagina,i can argue till tomorrow,is caused by a woman taking different size of dicks...let me corrupt the op.

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Re: Pls Help, My Girlfriend's kitten Is Too Wide by Nobody: 4:04pm On Oct 20, 2020
Warlord2014:

Extreme sex expands it ooo...some even use jumbo size Love Machine in their kitty .
No reason am....


Yes i know but it seems op no no say it can be natural sometimes,,smiley
Re: Pls Help, My Girlfriend's kitten Is Too Wide by thesilentman(m): 4:04pm On Oct 20, 2020
nwaezeemmanuel:
I guess you learnt nothing from your 2 years+ research

Lecture Me!
Re: Pls Help, My Girlfriend's kitten Is Too Wide by nwaezeemmanuel(m): 4:07pm On Oct 20, 2020
Some women go through delivery and have their vagina looking like it was before.

What penis can possibly stretch the vagina as much as a baby's head, for real - guys think!

The most extreme sex is not enough to destroy the vagina's elasticity please

Fact1:



Yes i know but it seems no no say it can be natural sometimes,,smiley

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Re: Pls Help, My Girlfriend's kitten Is Too Wide by Warlord2014(m): 4:08pm On Oct 20, 2020
nwaezeemmanuel:
Bullshit, go and educate yourself.

The vagina is elastic, if a woman has hers wide - it could be for the following reasons

- Genetics
- Ageing
- Multiple pregnancies at a young age

If you stretch the corners of your mouth, doesn't it return back to normal? Intercourse doesn't just expand the vagina


you need more education than i do..stop relying on academic blah da dash ...so many things taken to be correct by science had been proven wrong.
So keep updating your self, we are no longer on windows 7, na windows 10.
Calm down...punna get elastic limit and can become plastic.

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Re: Pls Help, My Girlfriend's kitten Is Too Wide by IceColdVeins(m): 4:09pm On Oct 20, 2020
Is her name Mary?
NaijaBoy213:
Pls don't mind my English, no be my English make her toto wide.
After having sex, my girlfriend always ask me, if her vagina is wide, I wud probably answer her no so dat she will not feel bad if I say yes. But deep down it pains me alot, cos I'm not enjoying anything, I don't even feel anything at all when doing it. Is like going in and out of a door, that's how wide her kitten is. And dis girl am talking about is so beautiful, she looks like Nengi of big brother naija. She even said, she likes the way I bleep her, dat I'm her future husband and nothing can stop dat. In my mind I wud say, sharrap pacific ocean. I'm looking for ways to break up with her, cos I'm not the one dat made her kitten wide, so i won't be the one to suffer for wat another man or men damaged. Pls advised me, on how to break up with dis ashawo in disguise. I'm Tired.
Re: Pls Help, My Girlfriend's kitten Is Too Wide by nwaezeemmanuel(m): 4:10pm On Oct 20, 2020
This is not science blah blah blah, it is practical and you've been ignorant for too long.

Warlord2014:

you need more education than i do..stop relying on academic blah da dash ...so many things taken to be correct by science had been proven wrong.
So keep updating your self, we are no longer on windows 7, na windows 10.
Calm down...punna get elastic limit and can become plastic.
Re: Pls Help, My Girlfriend's kitten Is Too Wide by nwaezeemmanuel(m): 4:12pm On Oct 20, 2020
As a former porn addict, i have seen so called porn stars who are meant to have had all kinds of sex with narrow genitals.

I am not ashamed to say this, as far as i make my point.

Will you tell me they have not reached their elastic limit grin please, be wise

Warlord2014:

you need more education than i do..stop relying on academic blah da dash ...so many things taken to be correct by science had been proven wrong.
So keep updating your self, we are no longer on windows 7, na windows 10.
Calm down...punna get elastic limit and can become plastic.
Re: Pls Help, My Girlfriend's kitten Is Too Wide by Warlord2014(m): 4:13pm On Oct 20, 2020
nwaezeemmanuel:
This is not science blah blah blah, it is practical and you've been ignorant for too long.

Lol,no dey mugu ur self...like say u don even straf before.
Pussy if roughly used ,can sag and fall like a humble boobs.

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Re: Pls Help, My Girlfriend's kitten Is Too Wide by Warlord2014(m): 4:14pm On Oct 20, 2020
nwaezeemmanuel:
As a former porn addict, i have seen so called porn stars who are meant to have had all kinds of sex with narrow genitals.

I am not ashamed to say this, as far as i make my point.

Will you tell me they have not reached their elastic limit grin please, be wise

That is because porn is scripted just like WWE.
No let them deceive you.

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Re: Pls Help, My Girlfriend's kitten Is Too Wide by nwaezeemmanuel(m): 4:14pm On Oct 20, 2020
Please guys, stop believing these stupid myths.

Whether it's tight or loose, it doesn't tell a person's sexual history.

This mentality is for traditional thinkers

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Re: Pls Help, My Girlfriend's kitten Is Too Wide by Nobody: 4:15pm On Oct 20, 2020
NaijaBoy213:
Pls don't mind my English, no be my English make her toto wide.
After having sex, my girlfriend always ask me, if her vagina is wide, I wud probably answer her no so dat she will not feel bad if I say yes. But deep down it pains me alot, cos I'm not enjoying anything, I don't even feel anything at all when doing it. Is like going in and out of a door, that's how wide her kitten is. And dis girl am talking about is so beautiful, she looks like Nengi of big brother naija. She even said, she likes the way I bleep her, dat I'm her future husband and nothing can stop dat. In my mind I wud say, sharrap pacific ocean. I'm looking for ways to break up with her, cos I'm not the one dat made her kitten wide, so i won't be the one to suffer for wat another man or men damaged. Pls advised me, on how to break up with dis ashawo in disguise. I'm Tired.

Lol WTF did I Just read??...... grin grin grin

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Re: Pls Help, My Girlfriend's kitten Is Too Wide by Nobody: 4:16pm On Oct 20, 2020
nwaezeemmanuel:
Some women go through delivery and have their vagina looking like it was before.

What penis can possibly stretch the vagina as much as a baby's head, for real - guys think!

The most extreme sex is not enough to destroy the vagina's elasticity please



Alaye don't tell me what I know,,,,

Vagina wideness varies,,

If a tight vagina jam huge gbola,, it will increase the level,,,,, though the girl go go through pain also,,,,

It is simple physics,,,,

We call it elasticity,,,.

When an object reach it elastic limit it will surely expand,,,,,

Vagina is elastic in nature,,,

And you can't tell me dat it gat no limit,,,

So if the gbola stretch it more than it limit it will surely enlarge,,,,

As the case of birth some hormones works for relaxation and restriction of vagina during birth,,,,wink

Think about this,,,wink

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Re: Pls Help, My Girlfriend's kitten Is Too Wide by nwaezeemmanuel(m): 4:17pm On Oct 20, 2020
You just messed up.

I have a medical background and know doctors in the sexual health space - you obviously know nothing about the female body.

The vagina is very elastic and will not sag the same way the breasts do. I am not saying the vagina will not stretch with time, i am saying it cannot on its own tell a person's sexual history.

Warlord2014:

Lol,no dey mugu ur self...like say u don even straf before.
Pussy if roughly used ,can sag and fall like a humble boobs.

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Re: Pls Help, My Girlfriend's kitten Is Too Wide by Warlord2014(m): 4:22pm On Oct 20, 2020
nwaezeemmanuel:
You just messed up.

I have a medical background and know doctors in the sexual health space - you obviously know nothing about the female body.

The vagina is very elastic and will not sag the same way the breasts do. I am not saying the vagina will not stretch with time, i am saying it cannot on its own tell a person's sexual history.

Brother... There are natural wide pussy, i don't doubt. But not as wide as artesian well.
You understand human anatomy doesn't mean that you know the OP's babe than him.
He is speaking out of experience ,you are here telling me what you read probably in your year one biology.

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