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Re: Craziest Thing That Happened To You Or You Have Witnessed In A Hospital by JIMMY1393: 8:21pm On Nov 04, 2020
pocohantas:
It wasn’t crazy, it was more of stupid. My aunty put to bed that year and I went with my mum to the hospital. At one corner was a family gathered, doing serious prayer. It wasn’t long I started hearing voices...

What happened? The woman was told she’ll need a CS, the husband refused to give his consent, he said she’ll give birth like the hebrews- so he went to bring a prayer team. The doctor told him to leave with his wife and the prayer team. lipsrsealed

All these fools that they have used religion to seal their brain.

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Re: Craziest Thing That Happened To You Or You Have Witnessed In A Hospital by motionarena: 8:22pm On Nov 04, 2020
theophilusj31:
lol......thunder fire your lieing mouth hahahaha
why would I lie believe if you like
Re: Craziest Thing That Happened To You Or You Have Witnessed In A Hospital by breadtom: 8:23pm On Nov 04, 2020
I went to the hospital to complain of tooth ache but I was given chloroquine nijah .
Re: Craziest Thing That Happened To You Or You Have Witnessed In A Hospital by Blackpearlxx(f): 8:24pm On Nov 04, 2020
motionarena:
Lol i remember years back when i was ill, I went to the hospital.

My body was so hot and the doctor recommended i take a cold shower before proceeding with treatment.

A Nurse escorted me to the shower as i was taking my bath the Nurse took off her clothes and joined me in the shower was kissing me and rubbing my diick.

I was so weak I was just looking at her(was in my teens then really didn't even understand what she was doing then), when she noticed I was not responding to her touches she then left me alone.

100% true life story happened to me in teens as people are already quoting me as lair.
Believe if u like or not
you’re a lair

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Re: Craziest Thing That Happened To You Or You Have Witnessed In A Hospital by PrincessB1(f): 8:24pm On Nov 04, 2020
FuckThaMod:
I was just passing by when i heard screams, so out of curiosity i went to the window where the sound came from, the curtain was there but wasn't closed properly. I peeped and saw a woman giving birth, then from nowhere i received a knock on my head.
LMAO grin
Serves you right grin

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Re: Craziest Thing That Happened To You Or You Have Witnessed In A Hospital by helicoptarr: 8:25pm On Nov 04, 2020
A doctor confided in me and revealed this:


DO THE FOLLOWING AND YOU'LL RARELY FALL SICK AGAIN

- Eat right (add plenty fruits, vegetables and power foods to your diet)

- Stay hopeful (always be in the right frame of mind, the world doesn't start and end with you)

- Exercise often but not excessively

- Stay hydrated

- Be generous and kind (it's good for your heart)

- Forgive all your offenders; never hold grudges (it damages the heart)

- Live for a purpose greater than yourself

- Cling to the Source - God - always


You're most welcome! wink

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Re: Craziest Thing That Happened To You Or You Have Witnessed In A Hospital by Barristter07: 8:28pm On Nov 04, 2020
CzarChris:
I only have terrible memories of the hospital. I remember in my final year in the university, I had to sleep in the hospital with my now late Dad throughout my 1semseter. I'd leave him and my mum in the hospital room and go sleep in the car. That period was when I understood the futilty of life. I'd be sleeping in the car, because we were parked close to the hospital mortuary, every night they'll carry at least 3-4 dead bodies past me in the car to the mortuary. That was actually when I started living a simple and carefree life.

Moments that humble a person in life.

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Re: Craziest Thing That Happened To You Or You Have Witnessed In A Hospital by aquaman005(m): 8:28pm On Nov 04, 2020
Went for eye drops for a red eye, I was given malaria drugs.
Re: Craziest Thing That Happened To You Or You Have Witnessed In A Hospital by KingTom(m): 8:29pm On Nov 04, 2020
motionarena:
Lol i remember years back when i was ill, I went to the hospital.

My body was so hot and the doctor recommended i take a cold shower before proceeding with treatment.

A Nurse escorted me to the shower as i was taking my bath the Nurse took off her clothes and joined me in the shower was kissing me and rubbing my diick.

I was so weak I was just looking at her(was in my teens then really didn't even understand what she was doing then), when she noticed I was not responding to her touches she then left me alone.

100% true life story happened to me in teens as people are already quoting me as lair.
Believe if u like or not
What the fuçk shocked

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Re: Craziest Thing That Happened To You Or You Have Witnessed In A Hospital by shamsin6300(m): 8:29pm On Nov 04, 2020
Blessinq1:
I no know oh grin cheesy
It's not my fault nah, I never fall sick and that's the first time I'd ever visited a hospital for myself

Las las this will not exceed more than 3yrz of happening. No wonder your mum the eye u.
Re: Craziest Thing That Happened To You Or You Have Witnessed In A Hospital by uBuNiT: 8:30pm On Nov 04, 2020
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Re: Craziest Thing That Happened To You Or You Have Witnessed In A Hospital by Haykinsofficial: 8:30pm On Nov 04, 2020
Around 1 : 12am while lying sleepless in hospital bed, heard some kinda moaning sound so i peep thru d window and i saw a man giving one nurse hot doggy.
I later discover d said man is d hospital gaurd...abi na guard. jjjej

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Re: Craziest Thing That Happened To You Or You Have Witnessed In A Hospital by Asquare84(m): 8:31pm On Nov 04, 2020
Coldie:
I once went to a private hospital and I caught them filling up their public use cway drinking water with tap

It will shock you that most of the water people buy for their water despencer is fetch from tap water
Re: Craziest Thing That Happened To You Or You Have Witnessed In A Hospital by nNEOo(m): 8:32pm On Nov 04, 2020
illicit:
I dislocated my shoulder in a domestic accident around 9.am


I was taken to an hospital where I didn't see a doctor until past 6pm.... a nurse or maid gave me first aid but she only made it worse.... I was in pain, confused, disorganized and disoriented, I remember I was just drinking Pepsi upon Pepsi....


When I saw doctor, he had been in theatre all the while.... he did x-ray, he put cast on d shoulder and had to suspend my two hands, that's how I was for 6 days, I couldn't sleep, my eyes was like that of wild animal....


Turned out it was d wrong procedure, I removed the cast on sixth day, I saw another doctor in another hospital, he didn't do x-ray, he just looked at me and diagnosed alterior or something dislocation, he sedated me and fixed my shoulder in the very same hour.... He said if I hadn't left the first doctor, my hand on the affected shoulder would have eventually withered and maimed.... He said it should have been relocated almost immediately I got to the hospital....


I went back to the first doctor much later, he was just saying nonsense....



Can I DM you,I'm suffering from a dislocated should for quite for a very long time now.
I've tried local bone fix to no avail.

I can barely lift my right arm,the pain is excruciating.

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Re: Craziest Thing That Happened To You Or You Have Witnessed In A Hospital by poshestmina(f): 8:33pm On Nov 04, 2020
Lol
Re: Craziest Thing That Happened To You Or You Have Witnessed In A Hospital by Missyajoke(f): 8:36pm On Nov 04, 2020
princefrank76:
the day I watched my dad took his breath on Earth before he Crossed over to the other side.

it was a horrible experience..!
I can't forget 20/11/2019

May God comfort you its not easy.

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Re: Craziest Thing That Happened To You Or You Have Witnessed In A Hospital by Asquare84(m): 8:37pm On Nov 04, 2020
Thank God for almost my 37 years in life I have not been admitted hospital bed, but I do visit hospital for one reason or to exhaust my office HMO, I think the worst experience I had was when I went to FMC bida and the young doctor told me that he doesn't know the drugs that he can prescribe for my illness but I should go home and pray to God for my healing

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Re: Craziest Thing That Happened To You Or You Have Witnessed In A Hospital by lekxaid007(m): 8:38pm On Nov 04, 2020
back then,when I went for NDA armed Forces selection borad (AFSB) in kaduna, during physical screening, a nurse (army major) told me to UnCloth my boxer and hold my two balls.
chai, shame catch me that day.

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Re: Craziest Thing That Happened To You Or You Have Witnessed In A Hospital by Missyajoke(f): 8:42pm On Nov 04, 2020
Heavenly Father I thank you for the gift of life.

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Re: Craziest Thing That Happened To You Or You Have Witnessed In A Hospital by Milkfactory: 8:42pm On Nov 04, 2020
Was once working in the lab, and a patient was given universal container to bring his urine.... the aboki brought water in the container... I swear I laugh tire

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Re: Craziest Thing That Happened To You Or You Have Witnessed In A Hospital by illicit(m): 8:42pm On Nov 04, 2020
nNEOo:




Can I DM you,I'm suffering from a dislocated should for quite for a very long time now.
I've tried local bone fix to no avail.

I can barely lift my right arm,the pain is excruciating.

oh sorry I feel your pain....


We can talk here if you don't mind.

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Re: Craziest Thing That Happened To You Or You Have Witnessed In A Hospital by Vanzcharles(m): 8:43pm On Nov 04, 2020
A mad woman giving birth in a labour room. I was shocked, who on earth got her pregnant. It was no joke, the way she screamed and shouted, even held until a man that came to see his wife.

The mam was embarrassed, the nurses were saying 'OGA calm down just follow am so she go quiet' Lol. grin if na me I no go fit o...

Na so d woman born sha....

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Re: Craziest Thing That Happened To You Or You Have Witnessed In A Hospital by tunjilee003: 8:45pm On Nov 04, 2020
helicoptarr:
A doctor confided in me and revealed some of the sharp practices of doctors and pharmacists in Nigeria.

- Fake tests (for the money)

- Unnecessary tests for which the doctors that recommend them will be paid

- Wrongly prescribed drugs -- the doctors who prescribe such are on pay role of the pharmaceutical companies

- Unnecessary admissions just to ensure the commencement of treatments that may be unneeded or harmful or both -- all drugs are harmful -- for the cash


I don't know what's more important to know about the hospitals than that.

DO THE FOLLOWING AND YOU'LL RARELY FALL SICK AGAIN

- Eat right (add plenty fruits, vegetables and power foods to your diet)

- Stay hopeful (always be in the right frame of mind, the world doesn't start and end with you)

- Exercise often but not excessively

- Stay hydrated

- Be generous and kind (it's good for your heart)

- Forgive all your offenders; never hold grudges (it damages the heart)

- Live for a purpose greater than yourself

- Cling to the Source - God - always


You're most welcome! wink
well said....

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Re: Craziest Thing That Happened To You Or You Have Witnessed In A Hospital by PrincessB1(f): 8:47pm On Nov 04, 2020
Blessinq1:
One time I was sick and had to visit a hospital. I was diagnosed and asked to receive injection.
On the first day, my mom and sister accompanied me and I was wearing trousers, when the time to take the injection reached (from a male nurse), I pulled down my trousers almost to my feet grin. My sister burst into laughter, my mom gave me one evil eye and the nurse just had a strange look on his face.
I didn't even understand why until on our way home, my sister explained to me that I was supposed to just bring the trousers a little bit below my bum grin
LMAO
This is hilarious
You exposed both the upper and the lower quadrant grin

No wonder your sis was laughing hard cheesy

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Re: Craziest Thing That Happened To You Or You Have Witnessed In A Hospital by Omijin: 8:49pm On Nov 04, 2020
I went to a federal hospital to remove a tooth.. I did removed one tooth in a private hospital and it was simple and painless. In the hospital, while the doctor was removing the tooth half of it got broken deep down in the gum. The doctor told me that I needed to do xray to know where the remain was hiding. Unfortunately for me I came all alone, the hospital is a very big place, it took me like 15 minutes to trek from dentist area to where I'm to make payment of 1000 naira. When I got there, the que was really much. I waited for like 20 minutes before getting to me. After that, it took me another 10 minutes to go to the place I'm to convert the payment receipt to another paper before heading back to the dentist area. They took the xray, the checked it, Told me to lie down on the bed again, he started removing the remaining, he was using one particular electrical tool like that. One pointed tool like that. Suddenly, the light went off, the doctor asked what happened to the light. A nurse came in to tell him that, the person that supposed to sign to allow the generator to remain on longer than usual is not around. The doctor could not say anything, he had to use another tool manually to complete the removal. After everything, the doctor was telling me that, tooth removal is not always that difficult. In my mind, I was like. No bi you go tell me. Something I did in a private hospital with very little machine or tools but higher bill and it was smooth which what motivated me to do another one. Since that day I lost interest and respect for government hospitals. How can any normal person turn off the generator, when you know that the doctor is in the surgery room. That made me to conclude that, nonchalant behavior, carelessness, lack of proper communication or understanding among the workers are responsible for 30% deaths in Nigerian hospitals.

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Re: Craziest Thing That Happened To You Or You Have Witnessed In A Hospital by samuelpeters(m): 8:50pm On Nov 04, 2020
I remember when i de first year.
I start de get one kind headache weh painkillers no de even do anything.
D tin almost make me mad.

Na so my friend carry me go medical centre. E con be say i never open health file for school. So i had to pay for everything.

Na so all the Nurses(mama dm) con de vex oh, say i de do big boy na why i no register. Anytime weh dm wn give me injection dm go de whine my ears, de shout for me.
Before i leave there my ears dn red. cry
Still, i no open file with them undecided

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Re: Craziest Thing That Happened To You Or You Have Witnessed In A Hospital by Zanxx(f): 8:52pm On Nov 04, 2020
So my colleagues and I were on night shift when a little boy was rushed in. Apparently, the boy had been sick and throwing up for days before the parents and grandma brought him to the hospital. The boy was in a critical condition, so the doctor and nurse decided to stabilize him first then refer him to another hospital. Some few minutes later, his grandma ran down to the ground floor to ask us where her grandson was. We told her we hadn't seen him. The woman kept insisting her grandson just descended the staircase and she saw him. My friend told her the boy is upstairs in the children's ward, how on earth can he be downstairs. She went outside to check, still not convinced. She came back inside, looked around and went back up. Some few minutes later the boy was dead. Oh boy, come see the way fear catch us. It was crazy and scary

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Re: Craziest Thing That Happened To You Or You Have Witnessed In A Hospital by tunjilee003: 8:52pm On Nov 04, 2020
Asquare84:
Thank God for almost my 37 years in life I have not been admitted hospital bed, but I do visit hospital for one reason or to exhaust my office HMO, I think the worst experience I had was when I went to FMC bida and the young doctor told me that he doesn't know the drugs that he can prescribe for my illness but I should go home and pray to God for my healing
smile, you can't take away prayer from a black man, to him prayer is everything...

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Re: Craziest Thing That Happened To You Or You Have Witnessed In A Hospital by nNEOo(m): 8:56pm On Nov 04, 2020
illicit:


oh sorry I feel your pain....


We can talk here if you don't mind.





I don't mind at all sir, i dislocated my shoulder more than 3years ago in school during a DEAN cup match, I had it stretched and tried treating it in school,the pains subsided and I continued to use the hand for day to day activities with the pains being bearable.

However I noticed during the lockdown,the pain returned and I discussed with my mum and she took me to one Ijaw woman and there I started my treatment.

I stop due the fact I grew impatient that I wasn't seeing much changes coupled with the fact that I had to spend a thousand naira transport every two days for the whole time I had being going there for treatments .

Sorry for the epistles,I need information about the hospital that treated you,how much you were treated,the location of the hospital,and any contacts or if there's any other useful information you could give to me on here.
thank you so very much,I appreciate you swift response.

You no say God willing it,I go still use this hand carry my grand children,I no one tell them stories so make I fix am cheesy

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Re: Craziest Thing That Happened To You Or You Have Witnessed In A Hospital by Famocious(m): 9:01pm On Nov 04, 2020
When a group of Ogboni confrat walked into ICU around 12.00am to carry out a ritual on a king who was on admission... Everybody picked race grin grin

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Re: Craziest Thing That Happened To You Or You Have Witnessed In A Hospital by Abusadiq01(m): 9:03pm On Nov 04, 2020
CzarChris:
I only have terrible memories of the hospital. I remember in my final year in the university, I had to sleep in the hospital with my now late Dad throughout my 1semseter. I'd leave him and my mum in the hospital room and go sleep in the car. That period was when I understood the futilty of life. I'd be sleeping in the car, because we were parked close to the hospital mortuary, every night they'll carry at least 3-4 dead bodies past me in the car to the mortuary. That was actually when I started living a simple and carefree life.

Re: Craziest Thing That Happened To You Or You Have Witnessed In A Hospital by Abusadiq01(m): 9:05pm On Nov 04, 2020
uBuNiT:
In UNTH Enugu, I saw a pregnant woman they were taking to labour room and she was shouting at her husband: "Joseph, Joseph ooo. Joseph pray, pray. You are not praying, I am not hearing your voice. Louder, louder Joseph" It wasn't funny o

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