A popular doctor and Twitter influencer DrOlufumilayo has thrown a question to his followers about the craziest thing that happened to them in a hospital.

And a lot of has shared their experience, some are funny comments though.

Nairalanders, what’s the craziest thing that happened to you or you have witnessed in a hospital?

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Why is everybody here commenting about preeek? I can smell lies




Incase you don't know na me talk

Grabs a sit

I went to a hospital after getting some infection and the nurse asked me to remove my boxers for examination and I was like madam which way now (in my mind) while still thinking of what to do she just shouted Oga remove this thing because I no sabi wetin you carry wey you dey hide (all these rude nurse things) then I just vexed removed it with annoyance.....na so she come dey turn and right and left saying so na all be this.......the only Bleep up be say the thing come obey the law of natures, ahhhhh I tried not to fall my hand make the thing sleep back but the more I tried na the harder he become oooooo, ooohhhh boy na so the bad mouth nurse say abeg no come infect me oooooooo......me no dey do infected things ......chai I want die of shame and promised to flog the thing when I get home but on getting home I met amaka waiting for me but my thing no even pretend to stand all through she was with me......I can't forget those two experiences.

Lol i remember years back when i was ill, I went to the hospital.

My body was so hot and the doctor recommended i take a cold shower before proceeding with treatment.

A Nurse escorted me to the shower as i was taking my bath the Nurse took off her clothes and joined me in the shower was kissing me and rubbing my diick.

I was so weak I was just looking at her(was in my teens then really didn't even understand what she was doing then), when she noticed I was not responding to her touches she then left me alone.

100% true life story happened to me in teens as people are already quoting me as lair.
Believe if u like or not

Hmmm...

During operation,Nurses @ the theater looking @ my JOHNTHOMAS like..(you know the rest)

Crying for injection, I had to be pampered by nurses

A mummy dining with a corpse

visited a Friend in a hospital in bayelsa state and we just heard a loud burst of laughter at d entrance closer to the reception..
when I got there I saw a boy in his mid 20's...he was brought in by anoda lady dt seems is his bea, he sat on d floor and he was just on his boxers with his trousers down which made his strong erection visible like Wetin wan tear boxers...
when I asked what happened...was told dt his bea bought a viagra for him from one aboki maybe he do cum quick bt after he took d medicine dt previous night, d "tin" refused to come down even after all d nite sex dey had...
d guy look weak n was in pains n was jus screaming "she say na aboki own better pass o, mk una help me stop am o, i no want again o...
all doctors n nurses were jus laughing, even his bea self de laff am....I hope he learnt his lessons,..

Smiles.

Whatever that guy above me says, it's a lie. Don't take him serious.

I had some rashes around my gental area, so i went to skin care clinic. After complaining, the female doctor their asked me to remove my trouser for her to see the affected area... Omo na were shame catch me. I could not withstand it, so i left

I woke up to a nurse rubbing my dick, in a damn public ward, with my mom sleeping not too far away.

The matter weak me. True story

I was just passing by when i heard screams, so out of curiosity i went to the window where the sound came from, the curtain was there but wasn't closed properly. I peeped and saw a woman giving birth, then from nowhere i received a knock on my head.

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When I saw in the news that Donald Trump is losing weight and was rushed to General Hospital Ikoyi

Damnnn niggarrrr
Isoright...
No much experience though

Except when one mumu nurse almost pierce all my hand in the quest for vain to draw blood...telling me that my vain are too tiny like that of a woman...that they can't get my vain....na so this nurse begin shook me from different places o..i almost die that day...even when she still tie my hand still she nor get my vain..

The second experience na when we carry one of my cousins to hospital for whether na hyenia operation(surgery)
I nor know wetin those doctors and nurses give my cousin...na so him begin dey talk rubbish and all he secret dey come out that day....
I was shocked o

I don't laugh tire, na that one wey nurse leave injection for a patient's butt to attend to another patient weak me I swear.


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I only have terrible memories of the hospital. I remember in my final year in the university, I had to sleep in the hospital with my now late Dad throughout my 1st semester. I'd leave him and my mum in the hospital room and go sleep in the car. That period was when I understood the futilty of life. I'd be sleeping in the car, because we were parked close to the hospital mortuary, every night they'll carry at least 3-4 dead bodies past me in the car to the mortuary. That was actually when I started living a simple and carefree life.

the day I watched my dad took his last breath on Earth before he Crossed over to the other side.

it was a horrible experience..!
I can't forget 20/12/2019

Mosquito bites , Gate man leaves post to go gamble, Nepa off lights for hospital , Bad roads/traffic jam , Ghanians,Indians doctors , hospital owners overstaying with expired passports . If you owe hospital bill , you will be caged in the hospital .
Nurses will not treat emergency patient that needs urgents treatment, until you bring receipts of your payment.

Won gbagbe abere si idi werey

A friend dat refused to go home because of okpeke/round about

HAPPINESS IS HERE








I THANK GOD FOR GOOD HEALTH ALL THE WAY.

nurse shaving and giving a handjob to an accident victim,

nurses on night duty locking themselves in a room to sleep at night when they have patients

Nigeria go beta

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I rarely visit the hospital.