That everything will eventually get better

Well the biggest lie ever told to us in naija is "children are the leaders of tomorrow"
Biggest scam!

I told my friends during the protest period back then that the President called me and ask me the security report in my area and all of them jumped up at the same time and shout hayyyyyyy

Mr Reno will defeat General Tukur buratai in mortal Kombat

Saying i love u, that am the only one shes seeing.. Whereas she dey chew guys dick like chewing stick...

that'll I be the leader of tomorrow

Brandonx:
Whenever I buy something and someone ask for the price I always reduce it. If I got something for 10k when anyone ask I'll tell them 6k because I know my people they would always yab me

Guy no be small thing aswear

I told her I hate tall girls because I don't want to be with her(not interested)


one girl that told me she's still a virgin, when we wanted to do the do, the thing was just wide, I just lose interest immediately, and later blocked her number

Back then in school, we were like 10 people using the toilet and bathroom, then this my new girl came to visit me, she ask how many of us uzing it, I told her just me and my next door neighbor. Some days later she wanted to use it, then she saw the toiler and bathroom washing roaster, I felt really embarrassed.

They said, Trump is a Christian!

Buhari is a saint

I remember the day my cousin got married.
After the guest have left we sat by the tail of the cooling truck and killed our selves with drinks.

Everyone drank to stupor, some slept outside sef.
Somehow I managed to survive and was the first to woke at dawn.

So when my uncle woke up and saw emptied bottles he was shocked.
He called out but since I am the only one available he was like "Negodi Negodi, ihe nile a bu mmanya unu ñuru añu?" "Look look, all these were drinks you guys drank?"


My reply was "mba oo, botulu a bu empties anyi kpoputara na cooling van". "No oo, those bottles were empties we brought out of the cooling van".

He just looked at me , shook his head and left.

Was he expecting me to say "yes oo, we drank ourselves to stupor"?

BUHARI IS THE BEST PRESIDENT EVER IN NIGERIA. HE IS NOT CORRUPT 100% and those not steal from the treasury

I don't lie, I only twist words..



that's all.

I get no lie to tell bro, I twist words all the time, trying to change now sha.

Fountainofyouth:
Told a guy I'm a lesbian cos I don't want to date him.

Yes, that's what you told me.
But I am coming for you.

My greatest lie I've told someone: That I'm gay

Greatest lie I've been told: Whatever you want when you grow up, you'd have

That I am gay because I wanted to get a deal from a renowned gay man. Nigga started toasting me, had to run from him and the deal for my sanity.

Lol..

Someone told me that if you look into a mirror at night you would see a ghost

ILoveDemMANNA:
..

Don't ever mention this moniker again, capisce

That the world would not end

I disappear

She said "It's your baby "

I was like wtf?

The one i told. SARS raided one joint i was in and asked why i was drinking alone and i said i was broke and they bought me fish and more drinks .

That lie got me some money. Don't ask how

The one i was told - if u sit on a mortar while eating, u will continue eating coz u wont be full

me sef dey do this one

Brandonx:
Whenever I buy something and someone ask for the price I always reduce it. If I got something for 10k when anyone ask I'll tell them 6k because I know my people they would always yab me

chatinent:


Please talk about the living.

ahahahahahahah
wahala wa