There is no arguing the fact that you are a simp if you are doing any of these things listed below just to get laid or get hitched.
Below are some 20 sayings and acts of simps:
1.I love you.
2.I will die for you.
3.You are the most beautiful i've ever seen in my entire life.
4.I can't do without you.
5.you are the air that i breathe.
6.I don't mind sex until marriage.
7.I cant sleep without you.
8.cant eat without you
9.pussy eating.
10.Getting overly jealous.
11.Apologising Profusely even when not in the wrong.
12.I will never leave you!
13.Gushing over girls' mundane posts on social media.
14.Giving your last card to a girl you have not bonked and still begging her to manage it.
15.promising what you cant fulfil.
16.Asking questions and answering them buy yourself when chatting up a girl.
17.sending "urgent 2k" to an unbleeped crush somewhere.
18.washing her lingeries to prove true love.
19.paying t-fare of girl you just met in the vehicle with aim to bleep.
20.Buying cargo with the container.

Nah only number two,11 15 and 19 I don't think i can say or do


I can say the rest and i do say it



So werey OP I'm a simp abi



Ode


Fool ,

dey disturb your soul up and down leave your life the way you want it don't call or label anybody bad names you're not different from tribalist and the likes,



Moreover you dis fools don't go and understand the meaning of simps at all,


Mostly to you this fools any man dat is nice to a girl is a simp ,



Not everybody is living a life of frustration and depression,



What's bad in saying all this things ?



But your fellow fools go land to support and give you likes




Anyway God nogo shame us

thesilentman:
There is no arguing the fact that you are a simp if you are doing any of these things listed below just to get laid or get hitched.
Below are some 20 sayings and acts of simps:
1.I love you.
2.I will die for you.
3.You are the most beautiful i've ever seen in my entire life.
4.I can't do without you.
5.you are the air that i breathe.
6.I don't mind sex until marriage.
7...

8. Mind your business. People like you brag on social media but in real lives you have once fall prey to it.

I see no reason telling a girl I love, even it at that moment. Knowing we might break up or stay in as much the "I love you" don't destabilize my reasoning faculty.

SILENTandSMART2:
Nah only number two,11 15 and 19 I don't think i can say or do


I can say the rest and i do say it



So werey OP I'm a simp abi



Ode


Fool ,

dey disturb your soul up and down leave your life the way you want it don't call or label anybody bad names you're not different from tribalist and the likes,



Moreover you dis fools don't go and understand the meaning of simps at all,


Mostly to you this fools any man dat is nice to a girl is a simp ,



Not everybody is living a life of frustration and depression,



What's bad in saying all this things ?



But your fellow fools go land to support and give you likes




Anyway God nogo shame us

Easy...easy.you guys like wahala.This is romance section so if u dont like the post why did you click.Abi You know see the title ni?It's not possible for everyone to be thinking thesame thing at the same time.Quit taking life too serious guy.

Most men use all this words to decieve women, men that always use this words are difficult to trust, they are playboys, besides women no longer fancy such words.

thesilentman:

Easy...easy.you guys like wahala.This is romance section so if u dont like the post why did you click.Abi You know see the title ni?It's not possible for everyone to be thinking thesame thing at the same time.Quit taking life too serious guy.

Aswear I'm not taking any thing serious bro,


Not for dis nairaland man, once I drop dis phone i forget nairaland and think about other things



Even what you wrote ain't the same with the matter on ground,



Most of you guys take any boy that's nice to a girl as a simp which is not how e suppose be and dats not the definition of simp at all,


Read up and stop acting ignorantly



If i tell a girl that " i love her does that mean say i be simp"?


All this werey mentality dat you this alpha males put for head can't take you to anywhere in life aswear,


Anyway God nogo shame us my brother ❤️✊✅❤️

Toto won't take anywhere either,real life or not.

This is One of the worst ever post I ever laid my eyes on.

virginprincess:
Most men use all this words to decieve women, men that always use this words are difficult to trust, they are playboys, besides women no longer fancy such words.

who cares

Bodyodour:
This is One of the worst ever post I ever laid my eyes on.

the guy go shayo cum

aminu114:
who cares

Most men care, since women no longer fancy such words, men no longer see girls they use and dump instead it the other way round.

virginprincess:
Most men care, since women no longer fancy such words, men no longer see girls they use and dump instead it the other way round.

Ok Am bored. ..Can we quickly hav mature discussion about sexxxx.
....so wot do u like & dislike & wot do u love & dissolve?

Here we go again folks.
The word simp go soon begin dey swear for people here.

virginprincess:
Most men use all this words to decieve women, men that always use this words are difficult to trust, they are playboys, besides women no longer fancy such words.

Ah swear

virginprincess:
Most men care, since women no longer fancy such words, men no longer see girls they use and dump instead it the other way round.

they care about money now

The number one act of a simp is coming online to create a thread to rant on his fellow simp.

virginprincess:
Most men use all this words to decieve women, men that always use this words are difficult to trust, they are playboys, besides women no longer fancy such words.

You get my point.

Confusion everywhere, most men use it as tools that work

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1BjAxyJIwMY