Kenplay:

You finally confess.

Illiteracy dey worry you.

Even if I'm drunk, I can't use "am" inappropriately or forget ending my sentence with a period.

You wrote, "Am just a jobless guy suffering from depression." And added my name to it to make it seem I said it.

My dear, click on the name and you'll know I'm not the one who made that statement.

As a sore loser, your next tactic is for make statements and project them as if I made them.

You're not smart and you'll stay broke for long for saying you'll hurt women when you become rich.

People like you are the reasons I wrote the book below, but trust me, you can't afford it.

As your teacher, let me add one more correction just for fun. You said, "You finally confess," but the correct sentence is, You finally confessed."

The word "confess" should be in past tense "confessed." I no blame you sha. Na Nigerian parents wey no sabi wetin to do with money I blame.

They should've used the money they spent in sending you to that useless school to start up a motel for young guys to come have sex and pay. This would've been a better investment.

Hahahaha.

OP asked for a job and you guys are converting it into a joke. If the guy go theif, abeg make nobody burn am oh... abeg. Most people wey they theif, no their fault - na because of unemployment. I wish I could help OP sha

MhisTahrah:
Correct guy.
I don hear something about GMOs but I no fit really remember am rn but e be like sey na those things dey join cause all those unpleasant side effects like excessive weight gain and other health issues associated with unhealthy feeding habits for obodo oyinbo.I no too sure.Everything suppose be in moderation anyhow sha.
Cooking is a basic necessary survival skill irrespective of gender. Na so e suppose be na, no be sey dem born one particular gender with cooking skills straight from womb.See how it came in handy for you.If you no sabi cook ni, maybe we for dey see one 350pounds+ obese guy for your dp now.

hahahhaahaha if to say i no sabi cook KFC would have come to d rescue .As for the GMOs yea its true.There is some artificial sugary stuff they add that makes u addicted and tend to want more and more.Its like someone who is a cocaine or meth addict.One programe i watched someone was talking about many of these their artifical food are being genetically modified so as to make more and more ppl addicted to it.This can explain why a lot of americans are very overweight.I believe we nigerians are quite lucky we tend to eat indigenous meals more.You see an average american he will eat doughnut for breakfast,cake for lunch and pizza for dinner .

FakeNewss:
OP asked for a job and you guys are converting it into a joke. If the guy go theif, abeg make nobody burn am oh... abeg. Most people wey they theif, no their fault - na because of unemployment. I wish I could help OP sha

Hahaha. Na true you talk o! The small palliative wey I thief last month don dey finish self. Na to go thief another one dey hungry me.

iLegendd:


Definitely. Ate the Chelsea one already since Chelsea won. Currently watching Barcelona and if they win, I'll eat that one too.

Funny guy

iLegendd:


You deactivated your account some weeks ago and vowed you won't come back to Nairaland. On the 20th of this month, you couldn't hold it, so you created a new account and started crafting your title to look like mine. (Imitating me).

Finally, here you are striking the post of the person you're imitating. I inspired you but you want to pay me back with abuses.

You are on the wrong lane. Thou shall not outshine or attack the master. If you keep imitating me, you'll be under my shadow and you won't make a tangible progress.

Nani used to imitate Ronaldo and till today, he is behind Ronaldo. Learn to be original and learn to be unique.

You're dead on arrival.

I thought I am the only person that notice this

ambitiouschap17:


I thought I am the only person that notice this

Nani was just imitating Ronaldo too much. It's good to be inspired by someone, but carve your unique niche and style.

Whenever he is playing a free-kick, he spreads legs like Ronaldo. When he is doing this and that, he does it like Ronaldo and this made me upset with him.

He just faded and couldn't achieve 6% of what Ronaldo has achieved.

Burna Boy got inspired by Fela and he uses Fela's sound, but he brought in more gangster than Fela and new school vibes to it and this sets him apart from the main source.

Yes, Burna Boy will be behind Fela for life. Why? Fela is the originator. An originator always has a special place in Heaven. Luckily, Burna has is own special place since he made lots of changes to the sound to make his unique.

iLegendd:


Nani was just imitating Ronaldo too much. It's good to be inspired by someone, but carve your unique niche and style.

Whenever he is playing a free-kick, he spreads legs like Ronaldo. When he is doing this and that, he does it like Ronaldo and this made me upset with him.

He just faded and couldn't achieve 6% of what Ronaldo has achieved.

Burna Boy got inspired by Fela and he uses Fela's sound, but he brought in more gangster than Fela and new school vibes to it and this sets him apart from the main source.

Yes so true, from free kick posture to hairstyles etc.
You also make me remember krijik Bojan of Barcelona that year, thought he will surpass Messi. But his own copy copy attitude make him fade away.

lefulefu:
u are eating cornflakes and u complaining
cornflakes is regarded as rich man food in naija nah
anyway over here they regard conflakes and Goldenmoore as ur regular breakfast cereals
For me there was never a time i liked cornflakes
i always regarded it as kiddies food
for me if i need a light satisfying breakfast meal in the morning i opt for Quaker oats then if i want to enjoy it more i would slice some bananas inside it.
Very satisfying and a delicious breakfast meal that will keep u going

And it is even Kellogg's ,guy man never chop nasco before, him go commit suicide

iLegendd:


Illiteracy dey worry you.

Even if I'm drunk, I can't use "am" inappropriately or forget ending my sentence with a period.

You wrote, "Am just a jobless guy suffering from depression." And added my name to it to make it seem I said it.

My dear, click on the name and you'll know I'm not the one who made that statement.

As a sore loser, your next tactic is for make statements and project them as if I made them.

You're not smart and you'll stay broke for long for saying you'll hurt women when you become rich.

People like you are the reasons I wrote the book below, but trust me, you can't afford it.

As your teacher, let me add one more correction just for fun. You said, "You finally confess," but the correct sentence is, You finally confessed."

The word "confess" should be in past tense "confessed." I no blame you sha. Na Nigerian parents wey no sabi wetin to do with money I blame.

They should've used the money they spent in sending you to that useless school to start up a motel for young guys to come have sex and pay. This would've been a better investment.

Hahahaha.

Shuu…this one talk pass woman oo

iLegendd:
Omo, with tears in my eyes and hunger in my stomach, I'm eating this rubbish below tonight as I watch football all alone in this house.

My female friend just left some minutes ago. Hunger is killing me here. After the rubbish below, the next thing is wine and groundnut that I stole from a shop during #EndSARS.

Please, when is another #EndSARS starting? I want to steal more.

I need a job — hunger is killing me.

which kind yeye camera be this

iLegendd:


I noticed when you abuse me on another person's thread (as you did earlier today) and I don't reply you, you get angry.

If you ask me, you're the one seeking my attention and now you finally got it. Let me see if you'll take it to the bank to cash out.

Kai

You are a petty talkative

What a small minded attention seeker

Seems attention on nairaland is your aphrodisiac?

Shame

iLegendd:


Lol. Not really. I don't intimidate haters — they intimidate themselves and react. I only show them where the trigger is and since most of them are either frustrated or depressed, they pull the trigger themselves and we all get entertained for the fun of it.

For the good work, I'll keep it up and even better, Sir.

Do you ever shut up?

Your wife is a strong woman ... Wow

iLegendd:


Yes, I also add liquid tomato to it. In fact, it's just like cooking a fake stew first, then turn it to soup.

My dear, to be honest with you, we Nigerians truly deserve to suffer for our mistake for 8 years. I actually enjoy the hardship sha. It may even get worse before or in December.

My only fear is how crime will increase too.

I give up it's obvious you are addicted to talking for these sake of it

iLegendd:
Omo, with tears in my eyes and hunger in my stomach, I'm eating this rubbish below tonight as I watch football all alone in this house.

My female friend just left some minutes ago. Hunger is killing me here. After the rubbish below, the next thing is wine and groundnut that I stole from a shop during #EndSARS.

Please, when is another #EndSARS starting? I want to steal more.

I need a job — hunger is killing me.

abeg send me 1k..e be like you still better pass me.

iLegendd:

I'm already experiencing it under Buhari. It can't be worse than this.

for real when i can't even remember what cornflakes taste like