Hello guys ,let talk about the most embarrassing moment you can't forget.Has for me I have plenty worse moment but 2 top the chart that I cannot forget.

First was went I got beaten by a girl in secondary school, then my class teacher paired me wit one Calabar girl,the girl na Big Bully ,she will always look for ur trouble any were u put it,she go force me write her note for her,buy something for her wen going for break..That faithful day ,I had to go borrow note from anoda class to update my note,me and her were write wen her biro ink finish,she collected mine,na so i raise voice for her,before I could stand up ,she has hook my cloth,pin me for wall ,I was dere struggling na other classmates come save me,na girls for class come dey console me.

Second one,this am not proud of at all,the day some cult guys beat bae ryt infront of me,this happened wen I was in institution ,six of then came for me and my guy,Unluckily for me na me dem meet,bae hear pple raising voice for me and threatening to deal with me,na so she enter come dey para for those guys,before i know what up, one don cumut belt being dey flog her,the remaining 5 stood watching with the hope I will fight back,I swear I froze ,I couldn't do nothing ,the guy beat her enter room.Since that day I could look her in the eyes because I felt very ashamed .leta the mata turn to police mata.
Took months b4 I could summon courage to face her and bring such bad memory to apologize.
So Guys let hear yours..

Many yes ago, in my uni days, I went to a restaurant to eat. I ordered for a plate of rice, and as I started eating, two beautiful ladies took their seats right opposite me. I felt I should be nice to offer to pay for their food, but as soon as I was about to talk, I was was choked.
I tried to suppress it so as not to cough and attract attention. I couldn't swallow the food in my mouth, and the waitress was yet to serve me drinking water. And of course, I couldn't call out for water to avoid boosting out with cough.
I simply reached out to the water the ladies came with, without a word, drank and left the restaurant.
The ladies had noticed all the drama, and kept staring at me. Mehn, I no fit forget that incident.

The day I walked from back seat where I sat down in church to the alter to go and answer question asked by the priest only for me to get the answer wrong. Brethren,to walk back to my seat na war. I exited the church and went back through the back door. it was embarrassing to me then cos I was just a teenager.

OP, I still can’t fathom why you were ashamed to face your girl after your second experience. She expected you to fight for her? You kept calm when the cultists were threatening to deal with you, but your ‘armored tank’ of a girlfriend wanted to show herself. She deserved the flogging.

Besides, it’s more noble to fight for jollof rice in a wedding than to fight for a Nigerian girl.

Octopusbottle:
Hello guys ,let talk about the most embarrassing moment you can't forget.Has for me I have plenty worse moment but 2 top the chart that I cannot forget.

First was went I got beaten by a girl in secondary school, then my class teacher paired me wit one Calabar girl,the girl na Big Bully ,she will always look for ur trouble any were u put it,she go force me write her note for her,buy something for her wen going for break..That faithful day ,I had to go borrow note from anoda class to update my note,me and her were write wen her biro ink finish,she collected mine,na so i raise voice for her,before I could stand up ,she has hook my cloth,pin me for wall ,I was dere struggling na other classmates come save me,na girls for class come dey console me.

Second one,this am not proud of at all,the day some cult guys beat bae ryt infront of me,this happened wen I was in institution ,six of then came for me and my guy,Unluckily for me na me dem meet,bae hear pple raising voice for me and threatening to deal with me,na so she enter come dey para for those guys,before i know what up, one don cumut belt being dey flog her,the remaining 5 stood watching with the hope I will fight back,I swear I froze ,I couldn't do nothing ,the guy beat her enter room.Since that day I could look her in the eyes because I felt very ashamed .leta the mata turn to police mata.
Took months b4 I could summon courage to face her and bring such bad memory to apologize.
So Guys let hear yours..

YOU MEAN U NO GET SMALL MUSCLE NI

WorkTheTalk:
Many yes ago, in my uni days, I went to a restaurant to eat. I ordered for a plate of rice, and as I started eating, two beautiful ladies took their seats right opposite me. I felt I should be nice to offer to pay for their food, but as soon as I was about to talk, I was was choked.
I tried to suppress it so as not to cough and attract attention. I couldn't swallow the food in my mouth, and the waitress was yet to serve me drinking water. And of course, I couldn't call out for water to avoid boosting out with cough.
I simply reached out to the water the ladies came with, without a word, drank and left the restaurant.
The ladies had noticed all the drama, and kept staring at me. Mehn, I no fit forget that incident.

YOU SEF I NO WAN SAY U BE SIMP SHAA. SORRY FOR THE CHOKING. IF NA GUYS E SURE ME SAY U NO GO BOTHER

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never felt embarrassed in my whole life

At Awka, I was waiting to board a bus going to Onitsha. I was standing there with lots of other people going to same Onitsha with me. Next thing I heard was a slap on my yansh. Imagine my embarrassment when I turned in anger only to see a mad man laughing out loud and happily.

Octopusbottle:
Hello guys ,let talk about the most embarrassing moment you can't forget.Has for me I have plenty worse moment but 2 top the chart that I cannot forget.

First was went I got beaten by a girl in secondary school, then my class teacher paired me wit one Calabar girl,the girl na Big Bully ,she will always look for ur trouble any were u put it,she go force me write her note for her,buy something for her wen going for break..That faithful day ,I had to go borrow note from anoda class to update my note,me and her were write wen her biro ink finish,she collected mine,na so i raise voice for her,before I could stand up ,she has hook my cloth,pin me for wall ,I was dere struggling na other classmates come save me,na girls for class come dey console me.

Second one,this am not proud of at all,the day some cult guys beat bae ryt infront of me,this happened wen I was in institution ,six of then came for me and my guy,Unluckily for me na me dem meet,bae hear pple raising voice for me and threatening to deal with me,na so she enter come dey para for those guys,before i know what up, one don cumut belt being dey flog her,the remaining 5 stood watching with the hope I will fight back,I swear I froze ,I couldn't do nothing ,the guy beat her enter room.Since that day I could look her in the eyes because I felt very ashamed .leta the mata turn to police mata.
Took months b4 I could summon courage to face her and bring such bad memory to apologize.
So Guys let hear yours..

nwokem , go and learn karate or kick boxing. I hate weak guys jor

Was watching porn on my laptop..and the bat3 went off...I just plugged it to power and slept...I enrolled for a video editing class organized by the church.then..the next morning I prepared, took my laptop and went for the class..the instructor was like those of you without laptops pair with those that have.immediately we where about to start i powered the laptop.and the video resumed ..what worsened the situation was how the porn stars were screaming..that was how I graduated from both the church and the class and from porn too.

adadike:
At Awka, I was waiting to board a bus going to Onitsha. I was standing there with lots of other people going to same Onitsha with me. Next thing I heard was a slap on my yansh. Imagine my embarrassment when I turned in anger only to see a mad man laughing out loud and happily.

The mad man wanted to feel something soft, succulent and round. I'm so certain he won't wash that hand again, that's why he is mad. If he was sane, he would probably laminate the hand

me and my ex were chatting on WhatsApp and the same time chatting with my lecturer.

So I sent "I LOVE YOU MESSAGE" to my ex

but, mistakenly sent it to my lecturer.


and he thought I meant it.

I was watching this French animated slapstick comedy television series Zig & Sharko at my work station while working


The Server manager and supervisor sent me a direct message on my system...

"Dawson, send me a link for the new episode... I have watched this"

I replied

"Sorry sir"

My job was saved tho

Thank God my boss was a cartoon lover

The day i open my trouser before a girl poor me i don't wear boser and my trouser do get trailer accident ,


She was looking at my mysterious staff and the two golden balls directly



Dat day ain't funny at all when I noticed

I don't think I have encountered an embarrassing situation that I could remember.

I am here to read comments and laugh.


Incase you don't know na me talk

My own happened when I was still schooling...one hot afternoon after lectures I took a bus from bus stand inside the school to tempsite (Unizik junction Awk)

I came down and crossed the express and joined emmnnemeka road and started walking down. Suddenly I heard people shouting and screaming at me. I turned back a saw a mad man running towards me with a very big stick.

My brother, the kind of run I ran that day eeh..I ran and ran and ran till I got tired and decided to stand and confront the mad man. But to my greatest shock when I stopped running, the man over took me and kept on running.

I was like so no be me this mad man de pursue sef and I con de run like drunkard.

That day never left my memory.

A brother who sees me as the most gentle and easy going guy on the street caught me red handed having canal knowledge with her sister... That day ehn.. I wished the earth should just swallow me...

The next day I saw the brother, I didn't bother to greet him. If you see the eye wey e take look me ehn...

I also remember the day my long term crush in junior sec school finally said yes to me. I stayed in thier house till around 7pm. I was overwhelmed with unexplainable joy. While I was going home, I was hopping and jumping while going back home The joy in me couldn't hide itself. not knowing I will soon get into a mad man trouble. While jumping and jogging happily, I saw a man in rags controlling the traffick in the middle of the road. People were ignoring him and going their ways. I stopped and kept looking at the mad man lunatic display. The madman then suddenly turned to my direction and shouted "hey you! Stop there! " he started chasing me. I ran like a mad man. Hussein Bolt would be far behind if I were to be competing with him. It was like a madman chasing a madman. . I didn't know when I ran into a a packed sand by the side of the road. I got injured. That day ehn.. I will never 4get

I Was sleeping in church so when I opened my eyes some people were standing. I also stood up the only thing the pastor said is thanks for joining those who are going to buy aircondition for the church

Abeg, borrow me one

Embarrassing......when Buhari was announced winner. I was embarrassed, so some people voted him again

Can never 4get bck then in my primary5 at shammah intl sch, eket when i was walking back home wit my then crush nd my bro(everyone both at sch/home called us husband n wife cuz we were really close nd namesakes). So as we were walking back home dat day, was about crossing to other side of the road holding dis girl's hands when i recieved a thundorous slap from one hungry mad man dat was busy trying to cross dy road too... I didn't even look back till i ran straight home dat day
dy girl nd my bro exposed me dy next day in sch
i was so ashamed of myself dat day

tobechi74:
Embarrassing......when Buhari was announced winner. I was embarrassed, so some people voted him again

I almost cried that day shaa... Then his speech after lekki killings I was so pained, I no even chop sleep. My foreign friends were just like.... even they were speechless, I've neva been so embarrassed in my life.

osamz007:



YOU MEAN U NO GET SMALL MUSCLE NI

6 to 1 nor balance. Him na student but, the cultist Fi be outsider. Situation go tough

popweezy:
A brother who sees me as the most gentle and easy going guy on the street caught me red handed having canal knowledge with her sister... That day ehn.. I wished the earth should just swallow me...

The next day I saw the brother, I didn't bother to greet him. If you see the eye wey e take look me ehn...

Caught you or saw an evidence (chats or contraceptives)

mistakenly fart inside bank que n was inbetween two girls...they both suspected me bt cudnt talk n we all were jus reacting to d stinking fart not until one small boi dt came wit d bea at ma back, placed his head closer to my ass from behind n screamed "na dis brother mess, I swear na him bcox I jus smell e bom bom n e de smell d same mess"....
everybody burst laugh n i jus smiled, asked to use d toilet n dissapeared, till today na d second branch of dt bank dts far from me naim i de enta..

Davash222:
OP, I still can’t fathom why you were ashamed to face your girl after your second experience. She expected you to fight for her? You kept calm when the cultists were threatening to deal with you, but your ‘armored tank’ of a girlfriend wanted to show herself. She deserved the flogging.

Besides, it’s more noble to fight for jollof rice in a wedding than to fight for a Nigerian girl.

She stood up for him in the face of danger yet he standing up for her in such a scenario is not considered a thing?


Do you have a modicum of loyalty in you for even your fellow men or are you just a bag full of noise and boasts?

Onyeka64:
Was watching porn on my laptop..and the bat3 went off...I just plugged it to power and slept...I enrolled for a video editing class organized by the church.then..the next morning I prepared, took my laptop and went for the class..the instructor was like those of you without laptops pair with those that have.immediately we where about to start i powered the laptop.and the video resumed ..what worsened the situation was how the porn stars were screaming..that was how I graduated from both the church and the class and from porn too.

Oh my! What?

I think this definitely takes the cake for most embarrassing moment.

Nazgul:
My own happened when I was still schooling...one hot afternoon after lectures I took a bus from bus stand inside the school to tempsite (Unizik junction Awk)

I came down and crossed the express and joined emmnnemeka road and started walking down. Suddenly I heard people shouting and screaming at me. I turned back a saw a mad man running towards me with a very big stick.

My brother, the kind of run I ran that day eeh..I ran and ran and ran till I got tired and decided to stand and confront the mad man. But to my greatest shock when I stopped running, the man over took me and kept on running.

I was like so no be me this mad man de pursue sef and I con de run like drunkard.

That day never left my memory.

@ the bold, you can never be too sure with mad people. Best is to always steer clear of them even if you're confident you're in no danger.

Sixfeetbelle:


@ the bold, you can never be too sure with mad people. Best is to always steer clear of them even if you're confident you're in no danger.

You're right...mad people are very unpredictable. The best is to always avoid any form of contact with them.

I remember one time I and my friend visited my bros friend at his place,on getting there we ran into their dog and we slowly started moving backwards and we noticed the dog charged towards us o naso we pick off,we ran pass the gate and i took my left,my friend went the other way.omo I was hoping the dog choosed my friend instead of me o lol,but when I looked back while running and screaming the dog was still at my back.i had ran for long until one old woman shouted "STOP RUNNING",I didn't want to stop o but the dog had almost caught up to me naso I gather mind stop, immediately the dog stopped aswell and started going back to the compound.I looked around lots of people were looking at me chai shame catch me.So a whole me this dog use do exercise sha.i vex for that my friend cos it was because of him I ran also, normal me would have maintained my cool when the dog came at us initially.