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Re: What Is The Weirdest Rule A Landlady/Landlord Has Ever Given You? by bukhety(f): 11:01am On Nov 27, 2020
Demon possessed people have many things in common walahi, I'm just reading familiar things here. It is well!
Re: What Is The Weirdest Rule A Landlady/Landlord Has Ever Given You? by dododawa1: 11:10am On Nov 27, 2020
IN LAGOS,NA ipob Vs landlady/landlord,afonja involved.
Re: What Is The Weirdest Rule A Landlady/Landlord Has Ever Given You? by Sonnk: 11:21am On Nov 27, 2020
Mine is that I should pay #2500 monthly light bill, while NEPA bill for a month is #1500 during the lock down.
Re: What Is The Weirdest Rule A Landlady/Landlord Has Ever Given You? by Nobody: 11:29am On Nov 27, 2020
bigwig071:
Don't talk to any of my daughters ever again

hi
saw your email.. whats up
Re: What Is The Weirdest Rule A Landlady/Landlord Has Ever Given You? by Ilola(f): 11:41am On Nov 27, 2020
A landlord once told not to entertain male visitors.
Re: What Is The Weirdest Rule A Landlady/Landlord Has Ever Given You? by Earthstorms(m): 11:45am On Nov 27, 2020
Yaks02:



Dat girl must have been angry with u..... She must have said u ain't man enough

I don't know. I saw her as a temptation to be avoided. She was a pretty and respectful girl.

I was just focused on getting my degree then. Any entanglement with that girl could have meant getting an instant wife, as the father has already given his blessings upfront.

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Re: What Is The Weirdest Rule A Landlady/Landlord Has Ever Given You? by Earthstorms(m): 11:49am On Nov 27, 2020
Seyzcham91:
if na me i go chop the daughter oo since na him give the go ahead

Good things no dey pass me by

If a man sleep with every available girl just because they are available, then such a man will have lots of complications. You have to have some level of self control.

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Re: What Is The Weirdest Rule A Landlady/Landlord Has Ever Given You? by RPG2020(m): 12:32pm On Nov 27, 2020
Biglittlelois:



So my daddy has to be an important personality because I wasn't brought up with stove? You are insecure and have complex issues.


Who is your daddy? Answer me and stop telling stories

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Re: What Is The Weirdest Rule A Landlady/Landlord Has Ever Given You? by One4me: 12:55pm On Nov 27, 2020
chukwuibuipob:
sad some tenants are demon from d pit of hell.They’ll accept ur rules b4 Dey pack/move in.Only for dem to change after 4/6 months

That is why it is necessary to sign a good Rent Agreement with them, before they move in.
Any deviation from it, that Agreement is what you will need to boot such Tenant out of your house, with minimum fuse. undecided
Dont just eat agreement fee, use it for its purpose.
Re: What Is The Weirdest Rule A Landlady/Landlord Has Ever Given You? by One4me: 1:06pm On Nov 27, 2020
Biglittlelois:
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This one has ego problem, your wahala


It is my house because I paid for it, and she very well knows that and respects me,

In fact, we are so much in tune she also started using gas, so stop crying unnecessarily.

People like you are one of the reasons Landlords wont rent house to single girls, you lack manners and have a sense of entitlement.
You are obviously a DUNCE, as in capital letters, since you cant differentiate between a Tenant and a House Owner! undecided
Maybe you BOUGHT the House but if that is not the case, you are just a bloody renter. tongue The Landlord can kick you out anytime you start misbehaving. undecided
If you want to OWN a House, you build it or you buy it.
All you underage Children sef that have never done anything meaningful in your life, you cant even pay your rent regularly and on time, grin yet you want to be forming 'ownership" of a House you are renting. shocked shocked

I dont blame your type sha, l pray to meet an untrained tenant like you (the chances are so slim, l dont even rent to broke-ass, poverty-dominated runts like you), l will give you the training of your life, that training youdid not get from home.
Re: What Is The Weirdest Rule A Landlady/Landlord Has Ever Given You? by One4me: 1:11pm On Nov 27, 2020
Donspicey:



Lolsss,,,so na Gas dem dey use in the 80's??


Ohh ohhh ohhhhh,,now i remember na NEPTUNE u dey base,,,u no dey dis EARTH..


Dont mind the girl, if you meet her in real life, you will realise she is one of those girls that grew up in acute poverty, she never saw a gas Cylinder in her life, until she was recently taken to a Restaurant by a Boyfriend, now she is pretending as if she is somebody.
Re: What Is The Weirdest Rule A Landlady/Landlord Has Ever Given You? by One4me: 1:16pm On Nov 27, 2020
lovat:
Who is this idiot? People like you are noisemakers. If you are my landlord, I will come in by 2am and if you make noise, I will beat you up and lock you in guard room for a week.

I will be in court before you file any case. You be idiot


Your father is an !mbec!le, he did not train you at all.
Naaa, l can never be your Landlord, l dont offer house to riff-raffs like you.
By the time you see my building sef, fear will not let you approach me to ask to rent a House in my building.
grin grin

You think people just run to Court over nothing?
Have you ever signed a Rent agreement in your miserable life?
At best, l will give you orderly room trial and all your gragra, whatever is fueling it, will evaporate in 5seconds. grin
Dont stay behind a Techno phone and be boasting, you might be tempted to do so in real life and that will put you in more trouble than you ever imagined. I dont suffer fools like you. undecided
Re: What Is The Weirdest Rule A Landlady/Landlord Has Ever Given You? by lovat(m): 1:20pm On Nov 27, 2020
One4me:



Your father is an !mbec!le, he did not train you at all.
Naaa, l can never be your Landlord, l dont offer house to riff-raffs like you.
By the time you see my building sef, fear will not let you approach me to ask to rent a House in my building.
grin grin

You think people just run to Court over nothing?
Have you ever signed a Rent agreement in your miserable life?
At best, l will give you orderly room trial and all your gragra, whatever is fueling it, will evaporate in 5seconds. grin
Dont stay behind a Techno phone and be boasting, you might be tempted to do so in real life and that will put you in more trouble than you ever imagined. I dont suffer fools like you. undecided
You are the idiot and your father is a goat. Can we try out ourselves and track each other and flex that muscle.

Idiot. You are very stupid

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Re: What Is The Weirdest Rule A Landlady/Landlord Has Ever Given You? by One4me: 1:25pm On Nov 27, 2020
Tony142:




I know u attack me because u are either a landlord or a caretaker, but I want to tell u that

The Landlord of today was once a tenant

No, l did not attack you Tony.
All l did was to just let you be aware that you will also become a landlord, one day and whatever you do to your Landlord now, would be done unto you.
Many tenants have taken advantage of some poor landlady, just because she did not know how to go about her rights. That is unfair.

Let me give you an example: Where l live, we all turn-off our Generator by 11pm, everyone, no exception.
But l have helped a few of my Tenants to build inverters that can Power their fan and TV for the whole night, as a way of getting the ebst of both worlds. We all sleep peacefully and we still get the benefit of fan and TV.
What would you say to that?
Ofcourse, there will always be unreasonable people (tenant and landlord) but l deal with each person, as they present themselves.
If you are a Landlord, would you rather like a tenant to keep coming to open the Gate at 1am in the night, thereby exposing everyone else in the house to Danger of Armed Robbers?

Do unto others, as you want them to do unto you! - Golden Rule.

I am certain that if you are nice to your Landlord, he will be nice to you, at least that is my own policy

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Re: What Is The Weirdest Rule A Landlady/Landlord Has Ever Given You? by chukwuibuipob: 1:37pm On Nov 27, 2020
Imagine u told dem dat dey’ll sweep the compound/find cleaner to do it on their behalf.,contribute for pumping water,pay their PDP money,mbanu.Dey like free thing.
One4me:


That is why it is necessary to sign a good Rent Agreement with them, before they move in.
Any deviation from it, that Agreement is what you will need to boot such Tenant out of your house, with minimum fuse. undecided
Dont just eat agreement fee, use it for its purpose.
I’ll surely do the needful com 2021
Re: What Is The Weirdest Rule A Landlady/Landlord Has Ever Given You? by One4me: 1:41pm On Nov 27, 2020
Arizonaguy:

The chief counsel appointed by the landlords association is here
Take it easy, your progenies are gonna be tenants someday, somewhere

Lead Attorney to 'Tenant Association', you weldone o!
One day you will build your own house too and whatever you do to others, will be done unto you. undecided

My wards were trained to "respect boundaries" and as a mater of fact, they are tenants in their various places and they dont go around insulting their Landlords or behaving like nincompoops. undecided


BTW: Most of the things tenants are saying here (some of them have never even paid rent for one week grin ) are either outright lies or over-exaggeration. Most Landlords are reasonable people but when you meet a disrespectful tenant, then the time has come to show how is Boss, in that house.
Re: What Is The Weirdest Rule A Landlady/Landlord Has Ever Given You? by otabaotaba: 1:43pm On Nov 27, 2020
He said, talking to neighbors is not allowed in this house

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Re: What Is The Weirdest Rule A Landlady/Landlord Has Ever Given You? by apple30(f): 1:52pm On Nov 27, 2020
SmartPolician:


I didn't find it funny because I was embarrassed.

I nearly walked away, but my agent kept calming me down and finally talked me into moving into the house because she didn't live with us in the same compound.
that's ur luck ,if she leave in d same compound ,she will make ur life a living hell.. grin.I knw them
Re: What Is The Weirdest Rule A Landlady/Landlord Has Ever Given You? by One4me: 1:59pm On Nov 27, 2020
SoapQueen:


Stop this dusty behavior! Tf How can someone pay almost #600k for house rent for example? And the landlord is telling her not to wash inside the house? The Landlord can as well go to hell with the hellhole he calls a house!

Send whose sorry ass packing? My Money, I'm king. His subpar house, his loss! Everyone moves on!!!


You sure dont get it, do you? You are nothing more than a TENANT, a temporary OCCUPIER! grin grin
He will send your sorry ass packing and even refund your chicken-change balance to you on the spot.
How much is #600K that it is making you feel like a King? King my black backside.
It seems Women are actually locking themselves out f the opportunity to Rent, by themselves. undecided

It is better to examine the reason behind a rule, any rule, than to be raking about how much you paid for the house. Why dont you spread your #600K on the floor and sleep on it, if you think it is that important?
Problem with some of you perennial tenants is that one you pay rent, you think it gives you the right to ride roughshod over the owner of the House.
*Does it make sense to you, to pour Cloth-wash, soap water into the WC?
*Does it make sense to you to block the WC with Condoms, Sanitary Pads and other unsuitable items?
*Does it make sense to you, just because you paid #600K for a whole year, to come opening the Main Gate at 1am in the middle of the night, putting other occupants at risk?
*Does it make sense to you to have yor Generator (which is close to someone else Apartment's window), running through out the whole night?
*Does it make sense to you to hang Clothes on the Railing of a beautiful House?

These are simple, common sense rules that anybody raised properly, would have observed in their own house, while growing up.
Anyway, l am sure that House owners takes their time to chose the kind of Tenant they rent their house to and when things dont work out, the proper thing is for both parties to part ways.
Tenant packs out to get a better house (with a better Landlord) while the Landlord also rents his/her house to a more deserving tenant.
All these online raking will not build house for a tenant. grin
Re: What Is The Weirdest Rule A Landlady/Landlord Has Ever Given You? by One4me: 2:09pm On Nov 27, 2020
SoapQueen:


Don't mind him. I've been seeing him rant all over these posts like a fishwife. My house this, my house that. Was he not a tenant before he built a property? Even if he wasn't, does he have houses in every country of the world? Such a narcissistic, egoistical chauvinist.



The way some landlords destabilize people ehn, you will feel sorry. It's not by force to build a tenant house. Also, these landlords collect caution fees from tenants, so I wonder why they keep crying like big toddlers when there is something that needs to be fixed.

P.S : This doesn't go to say some tenants aren't certified demons though.


You seem to be one of those "Tenants from hell" and l am certain that you have had it from some of your Landlords. grin
If it pains you this much, why dont you start by buying a piece of land and building a shack that you can live-in, so you dont have to take nonsense from any landlord? Or you move into your father's house, if he ever built one grin
You can rant online from today till Jesus comes, if you dont behave yourself, your Landlords will keep throwing you out every now and then.
If we look closely, l am certain you are one of those "Oloshos Girls" that turn a residential House into a Brothel, bringing all sorts of strange men into the house, at odd hours.

Yes, l was once a tenant and l still see one of my previous Landlords till today and he is still proud to have me as a tenant.
Your problem is that you are not well-raised and you come from a very poor home.
Most Landlords take tenants because it is not safe to live alone, not because of that useless Change that you manage to borrow and pay as rent.
What problem will #600K solve in the life of someone whose House is worth over #60M?
Money some of us will finish within one week? undecided
Re: What Is The Weirdest Rule A Landlady/Landlord Has Ever Given You? by kingsavage: 2:14pm On Nov 27, 2020
Poppia:
As an undergraduate, no using hot plate
hot plate ?
Re: What Is The Weirdest Rule A Landlady/Landlord Has Ever Given You? by One4me: 2:16pm On Nov 27, 2020
lovat:
You are the idiot and your father is a goat. Can we try out ourselves and track each other and flex that muscle.

Idiot. You are very stupid

Even your father cannot drag with me, how much less the runt, !mbec!le he sired! grin grin
Gerroutahea and tell your father to build you a small Hut so you can stop sleeping under the bridge.
You are all over the place crying about Landlord, when you mates have completed their first building.
Children of Poverty, all they do is cry over what they cant control. undecided grin
Re: What Is The Weirdest Rule A Landlady/Landlord Has Ever Given You? by Biglittlelois(f): 2:18pm On Nov 27, 2020
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One4me:


People like you are one of the reasons Landlords wont rent house to single girls, you lack manners and have a sense of entitlement.
You are obviously a DUNCE, as in capital letters, since you cant differentiate between a Tenant and a House Owner! undecided
Maybe you BOUGHT the House but if that is not the case, you are just a bloody renter. tongue The Landlord can kick you out anytime you start misbehaving. undecided
If you want to OWN a House, you build it or you buy it.
All you underage Children sef that have never done anything meaningful in your life, you cant even pay your rent regularly and on time, grin yet you want to be forming 'ownership" of a House you are renting. shocked shocked

I dont blame your type sha, l pray to meet an untrained tenant like you (the chances are so slim, l dont even rent to broke-ass, poverty-dominated runts like you), l will give you the training of your life, that training youdid not get from home.
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It is so obvious you are not mentally ok at all, how can a human reason from his anus like this one undecided

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Re: What Is The Weirdest Rule A Landlady/Landlord Has Ever Given You? by Biglittlelois(f): 2:21pm On Nov 27, 2020
RPG2020:



Who is your daddy? Answer me and stop telling stories


You are your own enemy, work on your complex issues.

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Re: What Is The Weirdest Rule A Landlady/Landlord Has Ever Given You? by One4me: 2:25pm On Nov 27, 2020
chukwuibuipob:
Imagine u told dem dat dey’ll sweep the compound/find cleaner to do it on their behalf.,contribute for pumping water, pay their PDP money, mbanu. Dey like free thing. I’ll surely do the needful com 2021

They think once they manage to borrow money to pay that first installment, they have become the owner of the house.
They even want landlord to sweep for them, close Gate for them and become gateman to open gate at 1am in the night for them.
Let your Rent Agreement State clearly, what the do's and donts are, if the prospective tenant is happy with it, he should sign it and if not, he should move-on.
How can one person rent a three Bed flat and he then sublets the rooms to his friends and at the end of the day, you will have about TEN adult Males, with their Girl Friends, crowding the whole House? Only for the idiots to come online and be saying : My Landlord does not want me to have Visitors? shocked
Any breach of the agreement will mean the tenant can no longer live in the house.
If a tenant signs the Rent agreement yesterday and breach it today, l will refund every kobo he paid to him instantly and he will leave.
Gone are the days when one silly Tenant misbehaves.
Ladies generally, are a problem when you rent to them.
I will never rent to a Lady, especially the unserious ones who will turn the compound to a Brothel, with all manners of men coming and going.
I want to see responsible people around me. undecided
Re: What Is The Weirdest Rule A Landlady/Landlord Has Ever Given You? by One4me: 2:28pm On Nov 27, 2020
Biglittlelois:
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It is so obvious you are not mentally ok at all, how can a human reason from his anus like this one undecided

Why are you pained this much? shocked
!mbec!le, stop moaning online, go and build your own House.
Your latest Landlord will soon throw you out on the streets. tongue tongue
Stop using his house as a Brothel.

Out of curiosity, l checked some of your Post and saw that they were all about Sex, sex and some weird other things! Certainly, you are retarded.
So, my suspicion was right, you are nothing but an Olosho, cheap pr0stitute. undecided
Re: What Is The Weirdest Rule A Landlady/Landlord Has Ever Given You? by stacyadams: 2:28pm On Nov 27, 2020
Dbeautifulme:


I swear... Me too����
grin grin grin u kip getting igbo smoking neighbours or your land lords ran away grin?
Re: What Is The Weirdest Rule A Landlady/Landlord Has Ever Given You? by Biglittlelois(f): 2:28pm On Nov 27, 2020
[s]
One4me:



Dont mind the girl, if you meet her in real life, you will realise she is one of those girls that grew up in acute poverty, she never saw a gas Cylinder in her life, until she was recently taken to a Restaurant by a Boyfriend, now she is pretending as if she is somebody.
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These dunderheads on nl sha, very funny lots, peeps that I know are owners of houses won't be here spilling, ranting, or yapping about like a dog on heat, for owning this and that, but you manage to rent out a one room and bathroom without toilet, and you're here crying to be noticed like a miserable boy, you cant even have the boldness to talk to me in real life, so dude, go and sleep, you desperately need your siesta.

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Re: What Is The Weirdest Rule A Landlady/Landlord Has Ever Given You? by Biglittlelois(f): 2:32pm On Nov 27, 2020
[s]
One4me:


Why are you pained this much? shocked
!mbec!le, stop moaning online, go and build your own House.
Your latest Landlord will soon throw you out on the streets. tongue tongue
Stop using his house as a Brothel.
[/s]


You've been here since 2012, and you yapp about like a teenager who just discovered nl recently? You are a disgrace to whoever knows you exist.

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Re: What Is The Weirdest Rule A Landlady/Landlord Has Ever Given You? by britiko: 2:34pm On Nov 27, 2020
DragonFire442:


The landlord must be a native doctor or a ritualist

Lol, funny thing is he was an Italian.
Re: What Is The Weirdest Rule A Landlady/Landlord Has Ever Given You? by Nobody: 2:35pm On Nov 27, 2020
Biglittlelois:
[s][/s]


It is so obvious you are not mentally ok at all, how can a human reason from his anus like this one undecided


He has my respects before but i can see that he is so full of hate and himself.

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