Se mojo charity


So during my time at Ife, I boarded their korope buses and when I alighted, I dipped my hands to my pocket and lo and behold my money was no where to be found, the driver surprised me by his liniency and told me it happens and he left. The bus driver wherever you are may the Almighty Father continue to bless you. So has anyone here ever experienced such, share your story with us.

You just come? This is like standard operating procedure in most places.

budaatum:
You just come? This is like standard operating procedure in most places.

really tell me more


se mojo charity

Shamelessman01:

really tell me more


se mojo charity

You make me remember the days when all of a sudden someone yells ẹpọn mi at Oshodi busstop. Soon as people grab their crutch to check their balls hadn't disappeared, pickpockets helped themselves to the contents of their pockets.

I was at Ketu busstop one morning waiting to get a bus I could get away not paying bus fare on when a guy shouted ole after he caught some other guy's hand in his pocket.

Before one blinked, the caught hand ole shouted ole back and all these guys rushed in to beat the guy who owned the pocket until unthinking little barely 14 year old me jumped in yelling they were beating the person who was being robbed while the oles got away.

The owner of the pocket paid my fare that day but for weeks afterwards I walked to Ojota to get my bus to school for fear the oles will beat me if they caught me.

You don't need to jọ charity for pickpocket to help themselves to the content of your pocket. If you ever stand watching people play eyi jẹ eyi o jẹ, you might know what I mean.

budaatum:

You make me remember the days when all of a sudden someone yells ẹpọn mi at Oshodi busstop. Soon as people grab their crutch to check their balls hadn't disappeared, pickpockets helped themselves to the contents of their pockets.

I was at Ketu busstop one morning waiting to get a bus I could get away not paying bus fare on when a guy shouted ole after he caught some other guy's hand in his pocket.

Before one blinked, the caught hand ole shouted ole back and all these guys rushed in to beat the guy who owned the pocket until unthinking little barely 14 year old me jumped in yelling they were beating the person who was being robbed while the oles got away.

The owner of the pocket paid my fare that day but for weeks afterwards I walked to Ojota to get my bus to school for fear the oles will beat me if they caught me.

You don't need to jọ charity for pickpocket to help themselves to the content of your pocket. If you ever stand watching people play eyi jẹ eyi o jẹ, you might know what I mean.

wow your eyes don see o. this is interesting

Your pocket is leaking

Damnnn niggarrrr
You get luck that day

Me I don use money buy puff puf


Me and my guy come lap inside bus, naso I see Fathia

She almost enter the bus but e be like say she change plan dat day

Many years ago I boarded a taxi on getting to my destination only to discover that I forgot my wallet at home. After telling the taxi driver what happened he just hissed and drove off. I trekked several miles. Very embarrassing ☹️

back then in sch we always use broomstick to pick people's pockets during break time in class or the sch village and even after sch. but we no dey do am for bus stop unless say we sabi you wella make e no go turn omelegbe for our head.

K4diamond:
Many years ago I boarded a taxi on getting to my destination only to discover that I forgot my wallet at home. After telling the taxi driver what happened he just hissed and drove off. I trekked several miles. Very embarrassing ☹️

Lol.

I was in a marua two days after arriving Lagos when my brand new Motorola Moto G 5-Inch (2nd Generation) Dual Sim rang and I answered. I arrived at my destination, paid my fare and was to ring my sister I was to meet then realised I'd left my phone in the marua. I ran after marua but na so marua and phone just go as I de watch. I almost wept but my sister who I was meeting laughed so much I just had to join her.

Flash me when this hits FP.

enta danfo n one gee fish my last 2k n d tin shock me wen conductor ask me to pay....na one fine church looking bea help me pay dt day..
I still de suspect one church bro wey bin preach give me as wen enta motor bcox na e sit near were I put d bar....I no fit ask am bcox he looks churchy n de with big bible n even wear dt green choosen aprone...
I finally trek reach ous dt day bcoz nobodi for dt ikeja side gree gimee t.p wey i bin de beg for, since dt day I swear say I no go ever give anybody moni wey beg me for assistance for road..

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr You get luck that day

Se mojo charity

Aswear man Dem for beat me like goat

paulolee:
enta danfo n one gee fish my last 2k n d tin shock me wen conductor ask me to pay....na one fine church looking bea help me pay dt day..
I still de suspect one church bro wey bin preach give me as wen enta motor bcox na e sit near were I put d bar....I no fit ask am bcox he looks churchy n de with big bible n even wear dt green choosen aprone...
I finally trek reach ous dt day bcoz nobodi for dt ikeja side gree gimee t.p wey i bin de beg for, since dt day I swear say I no go ever give anybody moni wey beg me for assistance for road..

Trust nobody man. but try and help if you can. too bad

I don't think so, I have always been careful.


Incase you don't know na me talk

thatsleepboy1:
back then in sch we always use broomstick to pick people's pockets during break time in class or the sch village and even after sch. but we no dey do am for bus stop unless say we sabi you wella make e no go turn omelegbe for our head.

����make Dem no catch you beat you

Funny

this is what will happen between u and the driver at my area

Shanklee:
Me I don use money buy puff puf


Me and my guy come lap inside bus, naso I see Fathia

She almost enter the bus but e be like say she change plan dat day

Se mojo charity


fathia balogun?

Shamelessman01:

Se mojo charity


fathia balogun?

Balogun keh.
Na one old friend o, my brother.

SmellySperm:
this is what will happen between u and the driver at my area

The image you posted looks like the sculpture in Lautech, am I right?


Incase you don't know na me talk

Thank God say na Ife

If na Lagos.....well adieu

MrTAnonymous:

The image you posted looks like the sculpture in Lautech, am I right?

Incase you don't know na me talk

maybe or maybe not

It happen wen i met on lady dat ave been eyeing, after finishing our convo i decided 2 call bike 2 take home bt d first 2 bike i call didnt go her direction. she den asked me 2 give her d moni, na so i search my pocket wey i n c moni, ave forgotten dat ave change my trouser i just use guy ego tel her say i left d moni at home. i just care my body waka i just thank God say bike wey i call no go den e 4 b big embarassement.

this is what will happen between u and the driver at my area

budaatum:

You make me remember the days when all of a sudden someone yells ẹpọn mi at Oshodi busstop. Soon as people grab their crutch to check their balls hadn't disappeared, pickpockets helped themselves to the contents of their pockets.

I was at Ketu busstop one morning waiting to get a bus I could get away not paying bus fare on when a guy shouted ole after he caught some other guy's hand in his pocket.

Before one blinked, the caught hand ole shouted ole back and all these guys rushed in to beat the guy who owned the pocket until unthinking little barely 14 year old me jumped in yelling they were beating the person who was being robbed while the oles got away.

The owner of the pocket paid my fare that day but for weeks afterwards I walked to Ojota to get my bus to school for fear the oles will beat me if they caught me.

You don't need to jọ charity for pickpocket to help themselves to the content of your pocket. If you ever stand watching people play eyi jẹ eyi o jẹ, you might know what I mean.

Adamu,

U think say na only yoruba people dey nairaland, u couldn't even translate small

Mumu

Remembered during my secondary school days,
That time na new-term new-uniform_ wore my own brand new uniform,
collect my t-fare from my mum_ throw am for pocket.
i enter okada, i shook hand for pocket to pay the olokada man, only to discover that it was a bottomless pit_ like there was no pocket there at all_ the stupid tailor forgot to hold the pocket at the bottom. nigeria tailor sef.

Shamelessman01:

����make Dem no catch you beat you

Lol. Those days don waka na

Shamelessman01:
Se mojo charity


So during my time at Ife, I boarded their korope buses and when I alighted, I dipped my hands to my pocket and lo and behold my money was no where to be found, the driver surprised me by his liniency and told me it happens and he left. The bus driver wherever you are may the Almighty Father continue to bless you. So has anyone here ever experienced such, share your story with us.

Don't try it in Lagos... Lagos drivers/conductors don't joke with their money

Lemme park my motor here and read liexperience

benzene00:


Adamu,

U think say na only yoruba people dey nairaland, u couldn't even translate small

Mumu

A mumu would have just insulted.

Glad to see you asked for translation. Hope your 2kg weed is unfinished.