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I took a bike one day heading to the bus stop

It was an aboki guy

I noticed he's not asking the regular questions like "how much you go pay me"

"Where you they go "

And I like to always hook up a conversation with anyone carrying me , I'm very friendly with everyone and i end up paying extra

This man still hasn't uttered a single word

He was speeding so fast so I told him

Me: aboki abeg small small , no use me count point bros

Aboki: no vex

I shock , the odour no be play at all , in fact I sneeze straight up

Aboki: this road no too good that is why I dey try Dodge the hole

Me: no worry bros just do your thing

Aboki: E be like say you new for this area

"At this point I don almost they cry

Me: aboki I say no worry just they go, abi we be friends?

Aboki : Ah oga we be friends na , all of us na friends

Me: I kept shut , praying I get to my destination on time

Aboki: oga u dey vex?

Me: Ogun naim go kill you , if Ogun no kill u nothing else fit kill u again , u wicked I swear

Aboki: oga wetin I do

Me: "shouting" wetin u no do ?
You no get conscience?
In fact drop me I no go again

He dropped me and I paid him the normal price , at that point my stomach was already paining me seriously

Share your experience , let's catch some cruise naija trouble too much sef


Lights up my kpoli in peace

@ilegendd
@Myndd44
@seun
@Lalasticlala

K

You should have informed him in a polite way abt his mouth odour. There is every possibility that he wasn't aware

Na you find trouble

You should have informed him about the mouth odour and probably suggest a solution to him

Lawliet:
Na you find trouble

Yes o

nifemi25:
You should have informed him about the mouth odour and probably suggest a solution to him

Ehen good Samaritan
How are you gonna do that on top of a bike
I'm listening ride on, lemme learn from u

My eyes were watering as he baptised me with breath that smelt like a soakaway pit. Wetin come pain me pass be sey he get deep and manly voice. Nigga was toasting me but I wasn't listening. I was too busy trying not to make him notice that the face I covered was not in thoughtfulness but in an effort at survival; surviving his paint peeling breath.

Ishilove:
My eyes were watering as he baptised me with breath that smelt like a soakaway pit. Wetin come pain me pass be sey he get deep and manly voice. Nigga was toasting me but I wasn't listening. I was too busy trying not to make him notice that the face I covered was not in thoughtfulness but in an effort at survival; surviving his paint peeling breath.

Abeg nor kill me with laugh

op I laff sotey I drop my phone and my screen on crack now

azawuoba:
op I laff sotey I drop my phone and my screen on crack now

Lol share ur own experience if you have any

Dreyton36:
Lol share ur own experience if you have any

lol me no get time, as soon as I notice I go tell you straight up

azawuoba:
lol me no get time, as soon as I notice I go tell you straight up

Lol but that's embarrassing tho

tell him or her to start brushing three times daily n use mints gum

The fvck
Niggarr!!

:
Lol share ur own experience if you have any
lol me no get time, as soon as I notice I go tell you straight up

Unfortunately I have a friend who has halitosis/body odour. I don't know how to tell her and I really don't want to hurt her feelings. But I plan to give her mouth wash and other stuffs on her birthday. I don't know how she will take it. I hope she doesn't take it the wrong way.

Ishilove:
My eyes were watering as he baptised me with breath that smelt like a soakaway pit. Wetin come pain me pass be sey he get deep and manly voice. Nigga was toasting me but I wasn't listening. I was too busy trying not to make him notice that the face I covered was not in thoughtfulness but in an effort at survival; surviving his paint peeling breath.

LMAO

Hintona:
Unfortunately I have a friend who has halitosis/body odour. I don't know how to tell her and I really don't want to hurt her feelings. But I plan to give her mouth wash and other stuffs on her birthday. I don't know how she will take it. I hope she doesn't take it the wrong way.

That's just the problem
They'll take it the other way round and they'll end up giving distance for trying to help them

Erojepromise:
LMAO

Promise hasn't replied my mail

Dreyton36:
Promise hasn't replied my mail

is that so? lemme check

Erojepromise:
is that so? lemme check

Yeah

BadBreathBoy:

Oga kpatakpata

Lights up my kpoli in peace

People with mouth odour will never shut up...they keep talking on and on...

I dey hear ooo
Let's hear y'all out

Wahala nor dey finish

@Mynd44
@Lalasticlala

Move this to FP before I burn down this forum

Dreyton36:
I took a bike one day heading to the bus stop

It was an aboki guy

I noticed he's not asking the regular questions like "how much you go pay me"

"Where you they go "

And I like to always hook up a conversation with anyone carrying me , I'm very friendly with everyone and i end up paying extra

This man still hasn't uttered a single word

He was speeding so fast so I told him

Me: aboki abeg small small , no use me count point bros

Aboki: no vex

I shock , the odour no be play at all , in fact I sneeze straight up

Aboki: this road no too good that is why I dey try Dodge the hole

Me: no worry bros just do your thing

Aboki: E be like say you new for this area

"At this point I don almost they cry

Me: aboki I say no worry just they go, abi we be friends?

Aboki : Ah oga we be friends na , all of us na friends

Me: I kept shut , praying I get to my destination on time

Aboki: oga u dey vex?

Me: Ogun naim go kill you , if Ogun no kill u nothing else fit kill u again , u wicked I swear

Aboki: oga wetin I do

Me: "shouting" wetin u no do ?
You no get conscience?
In fact drop me I no go again

He dropped me and I paid him the normal price , at that point my stomach was already paining me seriously

Share your experience , let's catch some cruise naija trouble too much sef


Lights up my kpoli in peace

@ilegendd
@Myndd44
@seun
@Lalasticlala

Lmaoooooo

My own was inside the bus. I boarded a bus to redeem camp, the guy sitting close to me eeh his mouth and soakaway I don't know which one smells the most.

And the guy wouldn't just shut up, that was how he kept on running his mouth like a locomotive engine, contributing to every and any discussion whether it concerns him or not.

And I was sitting next to him, holding my breath every now and then just to avoid inhaling the toxic air coming out from his mouth.

When I got to my destination, I breathed the fresh air for about 5minutes before continuing my journey to the camp.

I nearly died that day

Brb

Dreyton36:
I took a bike one day heading to the bus stop

It was an aboki guy

I noticed he's not asking the regular questions like "how much you go pay me"

"Where you they go "

And I like to always hook up a conversation with anyone carrying me , I'm very friendly with everyone and i end up paying extra

This man still hasn't uttered a single word

He was speeding so fast so I told him

Me: aboki abeg small small , no use me count point bros

Aboki: no vex

I shock , the odour no be play at all , in fact I sneeze straight up

Aboki: this road no too good that is why I dey try Dodge the hole

Me: no worry bros just do your thing

Aboki: E be like say you new for this area

"At this point I don almost they cry

Me: aboki I say no worry just they go, abi we be friends?

Aboki : Ah oga we be friends na , all of us na friends

Me: I kept shut , praying I get to my destination on time

Aboki: oga u dey vex?

Me: Ogun naim go kill you , if Ogun no kill u nothing else fit kill u again , u wicked I swear

Aboki: oga wetin I do

Me: "shouting" wetin u no do ?
You no get conscience?
In fact drop me I no go again

He dropped me and I paid him the normal price , at that point my stomach was already paining me seriously

Share your experience , let's catch some cruise naija trouble too much sef


Lights up my kpoli in peace

@ilegendd
@Myndd44
@seun
@Lalasticlala

Boss good morning.