timwudz:

Boss good morning. I tried sending u a PM but I don't know how to go about it. Can u write me a message on my telegram? 260-758-1560 thanks boss I'd be waiting

Click on my moniker and you'll see "send email " don't type nothing there just click send I'll get your msg and I'll reply ur mail

Dreyton36:


Click on my moniker and you'll see "send email " don't type nothing there just click send I'll get your msg and I'll reply ur mail

I did earlier, it sent me an email and I don't know how to go about it

timwudz:

I did earlier, it sent me an email and I don't know how to go about it

Then u click on it I'll get the mail
Or u do a little Google search

Mouth odour is a deal breaker for me. I cant take it.

Dreyton36:
I took a bike one day heading to the bus stop

It was an aboki guy

I noticed he's not asking the regular questions like "how much you go pay me"

"Where you they go "

And I like to always hook up a conversation with anyone carrying me , I'm very friendly with everyone and i end up paying extra

This man still hasn't uttered a single word

He was speeding so fast so I told him

Me: aboki abeg small small , no use me count point bros

Aboki: no vex

I shock , the odour no be play at all , in fact I sneeze straight up

Aboki: this road no too good that is why I dey try Dodge the hole

Me: no worry bros just do your thing

Aboki: E be like say you new for this area

"At this point I don almost they cry

Me: aboki I say no worry just they go, abi we be friends?

Aboki : Ah oga we be friends na , all of us na friends

Me: I kept shut , praying I get to my destination on time

Aboki: oga u dey vex?

Me: Ogun naim go kill you , if Ogun no kill u nothing else fit kill u again , u wicked I swear

Aboki: oga wetin I do

Me: "shouting" wetin u no do ?
You no get conscience?
In fact drop me I no go again

He dropped me and I paid him the normal price , at that point my stomach was already paining me seriously

Share your experience , let's catch some cruise naija trouble too much sef


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Ishilove:
My eyes were watering as he baptised me with breath that smelt like a soakaway pit. Wetin come pain me pass be sey he get deep and manly voice. Nigga was toasting me but I wasn't listening. I was too busy trying not to make him notice that the face I covered was not in thoughtfulness but in an effort at survival; surviving his paint peeling breath.

Choi...cos he broke abi..lol