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I have a girl which I truly love.
In fact,I love this girl from the buttocks of my heart.
But how do I propose to her?
What kind of ring should I use to propose?
Must I kneel while proposing?
Which finger should I put the ring while proposing?
What kind of words should I speak while proposing?
I mean sweet words like "You are the cockroach in my tea" "You are the apple of my ice". " You are the buttocks of my flogging". "I love you from the anus of my heart" etc
Which other sweet words should I speak or is it necessary to speak sweat words while proposing?
Please I need answers from nairaland.
Like I said earlier,I love this girl from the buttocks of my heart. I love her from the anus of my heart.

Sing her Ultrasound by Joyner Lucas or Amazing Amy by Lil Wayne ft Migos

She'll accept sharp

paulsoniv:
Sing her Ultrasound by Joyner Lucas or Amazing Amy by Lil Wayne ft Migos

She'll accept sharp

Ok.

I don't know about the other things, one thing i know is that you must kneel down while proposing, it is a sign that you value and appreciate her.

virginprincess:
I don't know about the other things, one thing i know is that you must kneel down while proposing, it is a sign that you value and appreciate her.

Ok

Real G don't propose. Na she supposed kneel, how will I kneel to help person

lecturer50:
I have a girl which I truly love.
In fact,I love this girl from the buttocks of my heart.
But how do I propose to her?
What kind of ring should I use to propose?
Must I kneel while proposing?
Which finger should I put the ring while proposing?
What kind of words should I speak while proposing?
I mean sweet words like "You are the cockroach in my tea" "You are the apple of my ice". " You are buttocks of my flogging". "I love you from the anus of my heart" etc
Which other sweet words should I speak or is it necessary to speak sweat words while proposing?
Please I need answers from nairaland.
Like I said earlier,I love this girl from the buttocks of my heart. I love her from the anus of my heart.

u no get job

Fajoe2020:
Real G don't propose. Na she supposed kneel, how will I kneel to help person

Ok.

Don't kneel, Just tell her you know I am doing you a favor, so will you be my baby machine? She won't say no

hashtagged:
Don't kneel, Just tell her you know I am doing you a favor, so will you be my baby machine? She won't say no

I am hearing you.

lecturer50:
I have a girl which I truly love.
In fact,I love this girl from the buttocks of my heart.
But how do I propose to her?
What kind of ring should I use to propose?
Must I kneel while proposing?
Which finger should I put the ring while proposing?
What kind of words should I speak while proposing?
I mean sweet words like "You are the cockroach in my tea" "You are the apple of my ice". " You are the buttocks of my flogging". "I love you from the anus of my heart" etc
Which other sweet words should I speak or is it necessary to speak sweat words while proposing?
Please I need answers from nairaland.
Like I said earlier,I love this girl from the buttocks of my heart. I love her from the anus of my heart.

Write her a letter like this

wanted us to be just friends and I told you from the very start. Some how we got closer.You began to feel something for me. I did not notice at first. Your jealousy increased I played it cool. Now you have opened up. I know Iy must have been difficult for you to . Now I cannot pretend any longer. We need to talk about it .

I do not have to pretend to feel the same way as that would be dishonesty on my part. I do not want to turn you down abruptly. For that would bring an end tovthe wonderful friendships.The awkwardness is what I am trying to manage now so we need loose everything.

I am sorry If I gave you any signal that I would be interested in taking decision is to the next level.

I need your affirmation that you can handle and accept the situation without feeling embarrassed and return to normal friendship without avoiding each other.

I promise not to tell any third party about this disclosure.I would tune down any flirting signs I might be giving unknowing

:Sing her Ultrasound by Joyner Lucas or Amazing Amy by Lil Wayne ft MigosShe'll accept sharp Ok.

who's your dealer bro?

tobechi74:
Write her a letter like this

wanted us to be just friends and I told you from the very start. Some how we got closer.You began to feel something for me. I did not notice at first. Your jealousy increased I played it cool. Now you have opened up. I know Iy must have been difficult for you to . Now I cannot pretend any longer. We need to talk about it .

I do not have to pretend to feel the same way as that would be dishonesty on my part. I do not want to turn you down abruptly. For that would bring an end tovthe wonderful friendships.The awkwardness is what I am trying to manage now so we need loose everything.

I am sorry If I gave you any signal that I would be interested in taking decision is to the next level.

I need your affirmation that you can handle and accept the situation without feeling embarrassed and return to normal friendship without avoiding each other.

I promise not to tell any third party about this disclosure.I would tune down any flirting signs I might be giving unknowing

That letter makes sense.

walter11590:
:Sing her Ultrasound by Joyner Lucas or Amazing Amy by Lil Wayne ft MigosShe'll accept sharp Ok.

I need to download the songs and start learning them.

SmellySperm:
who's your dealer bro?

Which dealer bro?

lecturer50:
I have a girl which I truly love.
In fact,I love this girl from the buttocks of my heart.
But how do I propose to her?
What kind of ring should I use to propose?
Must I kneel while proposing?
Which finger should I put the ring while proposing?
What kind of words should I speak while proposing?
I mean sweet words like "You are the cockroach in my tea" "You are the apple of my ice". " You are the buttocks of my flogging". "I love you from the anus of my heart" etc
Which other sweet words should I speak or is it necessary to speak sweat words while proposing?
Please I need answers from nairaland.
Like I said earlier,I love this girl from the buttocks of my heart. I love her from the anus of my heart.

Tell her "I LOVE YOU", then ask her to repeat after me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lqzg_Pwrlcs

Whatever you do make sure you dont kneel

hashtagged:
Don't kneel, Just tell her you know I am doing you a favor, so will you be my baby machine? She won't say no

Are you okay?

lecturer50:
Which dealer bro?

weed

macho44:
Tell her "I LOVE YOU", then ask her to repeat after me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lqzg_Pwrlcs

I hear.

blinking001:
Whatever you do make sure you dont kneel

Noted

SmellySperm:
weed

It is wed and not weed.

I want to wed the girl.

Maybe when you propose to her with the key to a brand new Benz, she might just "pitifully" consider you.

Muna4real:
Are you okay?

Maybe I took too much weed