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There are several people when it comes to buying condoms in Nigeria. Most people are so shy and act like they don’t use it, then you wonder who actually does.

Here is a list of several reactions people have to buy condoms. So catch your sub.

1. The Unneccesary Buyers
These set of people are the ones that walk into the pharmacy and start picking unnecessary stuff until they slip the condoms into the pile. In the end, they could buy a drug they don’t need or even tissue paper.

2. The Waiters
These set of people don’t mind waiting till the store is almost closed. They would wait till everyone buys what they want to get and then walk up to the counter to ask for the condom. They can stand for hours. They don’t mind telling other people to buy first pretending to make a call.

3. The Paper Geng
These don’t have time to talk. They just write the name of the condom they want in a shit of paper. They are the no stress gang

4. The Beggers
These set of people can go any length to beg anyone around to buy a condom from them in the pharmacy. They don’t mind tipping you, all they do is stand by the side and wait for you.

5. Whisper
These don’t mind going into the mouth of the sellers. They go straight to meet the sellers and speak softly into their years. All of a sudden you see them collecting a pack in nylon and saying, ” Bros Nice one...

Make I Siddon Look

I smell sin

Bornsinner7:
I smell sin

Yeye dey smell

Ok

Ok

Bros goodnews give me bad name for area...e deh always send me go buy condom when I Still be smallie but mama cherry no know say no be me deh use am, now if I deh pass women deh pursue their daughters enter house, them deh see me as doist.

Op how you take know? You dey work for pharmacy?

You no add us. Me no send anybody o. As I enter na so I go shout "madam give me condom".
If Bani dey there na to ask her "Babe, I wan buy condom which one you go fit suggest?"
No be everybody dey shame

Damnnn niggarrrr
Isoright....
All these people you mentioned are not real niggarrrrs
A real niggarr don't act funny when buying a condom

He is real.....he walks there with confidence and say it loud that he wants a condom
He doesn't give a fuckkk what people will say

If you're not careful you will end up buying stuff you don't really need

I know they kukuma use condom

The end is near

Righteousness89 thinks Donald Trump is God's sent

Sent to do what exactly

To recognize fake Jerusalem and fake Israelites?

He will die in office and you'll be ashamed

waka enter shop buy your condom & go. The person you are afraid might judge you isn't better than you. Besides buying a condom shows you are responsible.

Buying a condom and taking a girl for abortion; which is more shameful?
Lol... Why would I even be ashamed of buying a condom.

I walk in boldly and place my order,if you like make you be Angel Gabriel for the counter I no send you my mind dey for the to-to wia I wan knack

Pastor Righteousness come oo

Wetin concern me concern pharmacy?
I buy my shit from Aboki shops ;DI don't need to buy irrelevant things, and I don't need to be shy buying it.

Adamu, gimme kiss.... Very simple something

Naso nah

I'm holy.

What are u guys saying?

Iyama

God forbid I pretend to buy something I'm gon pay for.


If you develop cold feet cos of just condom, how would you buy postpills?


I think this only applies to teenagers

There isn't any funny way. If you are scared to get condom, be bold to accept a disease or pregnancy.
Every body fvck. The only difference is you aren't the one fvcking them.




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No mind dem. I Dey always laugh when my guys Dey go buy condom. Him go Dey hide. Like wtf. My chemist man Dey buy pack of condom week I. Week out who come Dey buy them? Well as for me I no Dey shame. But still no be say I go enter chemist come Dey shout give me 3 Durex. Lol

The fvck

Niggarr!!

Real niggarrs go into that store and get the CD and dont flinch cos aint no need to get shy of sex.

I remember my final year in Unilorin not very long ago, when I escorted one of gee wey dey sick go clinic as a real niggarr.

After a long time on one of the benches waiting beofore seeing a doctor, we got to the pharmacy end to collect his drugs. Om sighting the condoms, instinct just made me get some CD's, despite the fact folks were around and we left after getting the drugs.

We went to the famous Item 7 to get some meals and on our way going back to the faculty of life sciences, some girls passing by joked about me picking CD's in the clinic.

I had to leave my sick friend and joined in the laugh for a minute. They were 3 freshers who lived in a new private hostel on campus and had also accompanied a sick friend to the clinic.

I had to collect one's number and joined my niggar back. I had to come to campus for night class some days later and the rest you could figure out yaself.

I said what I said.

I don't have that time. I tell them straight. Madam give me kiss or durex. Na STD bad pass. Why I go shame?? Go and tell my father na.

My guy falls in the waiting category, one day he waited until the girl vex go�

no to need of been shy, go straight to point