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Re: Funny Ways Guys Act When Trying To Buying A Condom by airliner(m): 2:44pm On Dec 10, 2020
God nor go shame us.. D blessing go loud and e go worry d neighbors
Re: Funny Ways Guys Act When Trying To Buying A Condom by Oghenerobo2002(m): 2:45pm On Dec 10, 2020
I don't have that time. I say the brand I want irrespective of the number of people there. No be dem go cry if wahala burst

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Re: Funny Ways Guys Act When Trying To Buying A Condom by 2016easy2017: 2:49pm On Dec 10, 2020
What is condom plz what is it used for or how it is used. Am a younger teenage boy o. I want an answer from a female. They are usually sincere
Re: Funny Ways Guys Act When Trying To Buying A Condom by McCoy662(m): 2:52pm On Dec 10, 2020
5. The Bold Ones
We go straight to the pharmacy and shout it as if we've come to buy paracetamol. "Whoever that haven't done worse than this should come and beat us"
I don go pharmacy with one nice looking young man in there. The man looks more like a professor, then the pharmacist asked me... "What do you want?" I said condom without mincing words. All of us dey buy am na... Why shall I shy?

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Re: Funny Ways Guys Act When Trying To Buying A Condom by FearGod199(m): 2:53pm On Dec 10, 2020
this time around both boys and girls are not smiling ,they will just walk straight to you and say ,,bro u get comdom ,, even their was a time a guy and his girlfriend came to my shop the girl was the one asking me ,,bro do you have comdom ,I said yes,which one? she reply ''kss'''' fkers no everything...

Re: Funny Ways Guys Act When Trying To Buying A Condom by sammyesx: 2:56pm On Dec 10, 2020
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Re: Funny Ways Guys Act When Trying To Buying A Condom by Damian10(m): 3:02pm On Dec 10, 2020
Re: Funny Ways Guys Act When Trying To Buying A Condom by Damian10(m): 3:03pm On Dec 10, 2020
U kon forget the gesture squard dem wey don coach their pharmacist the hand and face gesture wey mean say gimmi d tin and d other buyers for the shop go only hear "one pack grin

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Re: Funny Ways Guys Act When Trying To Buying A Condom by TOPCRUISE(m): 3:11pm On Dec 10, 2020
Aids itself it's a pandemic. If there were no Hiv or Std's there will be no cause for unnecessary drama
Re: Funny Ways Guys Act When Trying To Buying A Condom by Lewisdinho(m): 3:15pm On Dec 10, 2020
That was then, now i walk into the pharmacy and ask for it with no worries. I've grown pass that stage.
Re: Funny Ways Guys Act When Trying To Buying A Condom by SweetDipBenny(m): 3:17pm On Dec 10, 2020
Me neva notice all dis o. Here in owerri boys d buy am wit pride.ur gal fit run am sef
Re: Funny Ways Guys Act When Trying To Buying A Condom by waphany07c(m): 3:19pm On Dec 10, 2020
I'm among the paper geng.... I don't have time abeg.
Re: Funny Ways Guys Act When Trying To Buying A Condom by bodee(m): 3:25pm On Dec 10, 2020
I can never use a condom in my entire life again. I prefer it raw, slippery and juicy. I will rather masturb@te or jack off than use a condom. There's no pleasure in condom. Just have a faithful partner and understand her menstrual cycle and you're good to go.
Re: Funny Ways Guys Act When Trying To Buying A Condom by themaestro08(m): 3:27pm On Dec 10, 2020
AFvckingAlpha:
The fvck

Niggarr!!

Real niggarrs go into that store and get the CD and dont flinch cos aint no need to get shy of sex.

I remember my final year in Unilorin not very long ago, when I escorted one of gee wey dey sick go clinic as a real niggarr.

After a long time on one of the benches waiting beofore seeing a doctor, we got to the pharmacy end to collect his drugs. Om sighting the condoms, instinct just made me get some CD's, despite the fact folks were around and we left after getting the drugs.

We went to the famous Item 7 to get some meals and on our way going back to the faculty of life sciences, some girls passing by joked about me picking CD's in the clinic.

I had to leave my sick friend and joined in the laugh for a minute. They were 3 freshers who lived in a new private hostel on campus and had also accompanied a sick friend to the clinic.

I had to collect one's number and joined my niggar back. I had to come to campus for night class some days later and the rest you could figure out yaself.

I said what I said.

I wish guys are like you...... But... God punish low self-esteem angry

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Re: Funny Ways Guys Act When Trying To Buying A Condom by jacoik(m): 3:28pm On Dec 10, 2020
Igbankpa:
Bros good news give me bad name for area...e deh always send me go buy condom when I Still be smallie but mama cherry no know say no be me deh use am, now if I deh pass women deh pursue their daughters enter house, them deh see me as doist.
lolxxxxx hahahaha I swear that good news must be in hell by now
Re: Funny Ways Guys Act When Trying To Buying A Condom by Dpundict: 3:30pm On Dec 10, 2020
I go to the pharmacist and loudly say " give me condoms I mean all the types you have. So I can choose" and I don't care about people when doing it.
Re: Funny Ways Guys Act When Trying To Buying A Condom by mrkings84(m): 3:32pm On Dec 10, 2020
Jayrehme1112:
There are several people when it comes to buying condoms in Nigeria. Most people are so shy and act like they don’t use it, then you wonder who actually does.

Here is a list of several reactions people have to buy condoms. So catch your sub.

1. The Unneccesary Buyers
These set of people are the ones that walk into the pharmacy and start picking unnecessary stuff until they slip the condoms into the pile. In the end, they could buy a drug they don’t need or even tissue paper.

2. The Waiters
These set of people don’t mind waiting till the store is almost closed. They would wait till everyone buys what they want to get and then walk up to the counter to ask for the condom. They can stand for hours. They don’t mind telling other people to buy first pretending to make a call.

3. The Paper Geng
These don’t have time to talk. They just write the name of the condom they want in a shit of paper. They are the no stress gang

4. The Beggers
These set of people can go any length to beg anyone around to buy a condom from them in the pharmacy. They don’t mind tipping you, all they do is stand by the side and wait for you.

5. Whisper
These don’t mind going into the mouth of the sellers. They go straight to meet the sellers and speak softly into their years. All of a sudden you see them collecting a pack in nylon and saying, ” Bros Nice one...

Is that all?

Children of now a days. You can't look for an article that will benefit the public to write about.....

Re: Funny Ways Guys Act When Trying To Buying A Condom by ashawopikin(m): 3:32pm On Dec 10, 2020
Me na aboki hand I dey buy
Re: Funny Ways Guys Act When Trying To Buying A Condom by XOGBADO(m): 3:36pm On Dec 10, 2020
thinkmoney:

Me wey be say na from small in the brown days wey we dey rent video cassette I don dey go meet the fine aunty for the shop may she give me blue film. She no get choice but to comply as she wan sell na.
I am not really proud of somethings I did while young really, but it was part of growing up...it was my life.
Now, that I am man taking care of myself, I intensionally shout it at the pharmacy that I want a condom, lol. It really isn't easy I must confess, it takes conditioning of the mind, as we still have that problem of being conservative and profiling easily in Africa. And there is always this funny way the attendants or people around them react.
However, buying condom is less a sin and less shameful than abortion or treating STDs. Abortion is an evil actually.

conditioning of the mind
This is just it. We need to stop profiling people with nonsense yardstick.
Re: Funny Ways Guys Act When Trying To Buying A Condom by themaestro08(m): 3:38pm On Dec 10, 2020
kenzo25:
Who knows condom have sizes too

I have no idea angry
Re: Funny Ways Guys Act When Trying To Buying A Condom by nuelyoyo(m): 3:43pm On Dec 10, 2020
Me that have been boldly buying condoms since I was a teenager. Na the people wey get the pharmacy sef dey shy on my behalf.
Re: Funny Ways Guys Act When Trying To Buying A Condom by oluxy(m): 3:48pm On Dec 10, 2020
meum:
grin grin waka enter shop buy your condom & go. The person you are afraid might judge you isn't better than you. Besides buying a condom shows you are responsible.

You are right.

There was a day, I walked in to buy, I saw alot of ladies, I ain't asham, right in front of them I placed my order before the attendant, I said, let me have good condom, bold and straight.

In my mind, some ladies there would even want me to come use it on them.
Re: Funny Ways Guys Act When Trying To Buying A Condom by Psoul(m): 3:49pm On Dec 10, 2020
My guy wanted to buy Condom back den Gold Circle was N100/pack. He was too shy to tell the Chemist guy. There were about 4 ladies in the shop and some other men. So I told him to make the request, but his liver kept failing him.

I told him to give me the money. He handed over N500 to me. He wanted 1pack. I called the chemist guy, so loud to the hearing of everyone there as if I wanted to buy Bible.
Me: Doc, please do you have Gold Circle Condom
Doc: Yes
Me: Please give me 5 packs and pls give me the ones that have not expired ooo.

He handed over the 5 packs to me. I checked the expiry dates. I dropped them on top of the counter, gave him the money.
I opened all of them, took the condoms out, put dem inside my pocket and drop the packs into the trash can there.
The ladies there were even shy on my behalf.
We left like Hero.

If you think you cannot walk into a chemist store and openly ask for condom, that is an indication that you are not matured enough to have s*x. Then stay away from it.

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Re: Funny Ways Guys Act When Trying To Buying A Condom by stasius: 3:50pm On Dec 10, 2020
Nonsense!

If I want to buy it, I go straight to the stack pack the amount I want and drop it on the counter for them to tell me the price. You can look if u want. I care not! grin grin grin grin
Re: Funny Ways Guys Act When Trying To Buying A Condom by Dollanaira: 3:51pm On Dec 10, 2020
lol
Re: Funny Ways Guys Act When Trying To Buying A Condom by bluefilm: 3:59pm On Dec 10, 2020
This is the type of useless thread that Tosyne2much used to come up with back then.

I wonder what happened to the guy sef.
Re: Funny Ways Guys Act When Trying To Buying A Condom by Strech(m): 4:20pm On Dec 10, 2020
see as all you guys dem rejoice for sexual immorality related topic..All of you guys should repent and give your lives to Christ. Me IAM a born again Christian now. I follow in the footsteps of my papa Oyedepo, Abioye, Adeboye, Kumuyi and Righteousness. Now even the bleeped up MOD that banned me for 3weeks I forgive you. Peace!!!
Re: Funny Ways Guys Act When Trying To Buying A Condom by MrFly(m): 4:20pm On Dec 10, 2020
u failed to include d bold ones. We walk in and stylishly tell them "kindly give me kiss loudly and proudly".
Re: Funny Ways Guys Act When Trying To Buying A Condom by Ladycewhy(f): 4:38pm On Dec 10, 2020
If me as a lady can boldly enter a pharmacy to buy condoms I wonder why a guy will be shy? undecided.Be responsible in fvcking, isn't that the goal?
Re: Funny Ways Guys Act When Trying To Buying A Condom by Ideadoctor(m): 4:43pm On Dec 10, 2020
laugh wan kill me. see reality
Re: Funny Ways Guys Act When Trying To Buying A Condom by Ideadoctor(m): 4:43pm On Dec 10, 2020
2016easy2017:
What is condom plz what is it used for or how it is used. Am a younger teenage boy o. I want an answer from a female. They are usually sincere
Re: Funny Ways Guys Act When Trying To Buying A Condom by Ideadoctor(m): 4:44pm On Dec 10, 2020
condom is a toy that is used instead of a balloon

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