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Funny Ways Guys Act When Trying To Buying A Condom by Jayrehme1112: 9:54am On Dec 10, 2020
There are several people when it comes to buying condoms in Nigeria. Most people are so shy and act like they don’t use it, then you wonder who actually does.

Here is a list of several reactions people have to buy condoms. So catch your sub.

1. The Unneccesary Buyers
These set of people are the ones that walk into the pharmacy and start picking unnecessary stuff until they slip the condoms into the pile. In the end, they could buy a drug they don’t need or even tissue paper.

2. The Waiters
These set of people don’t mind waiting till the store is almost closed. They would wait till everyone buys what they want to get and then walk up to the counter to ask for the condom. They can stand for hours. They don’t mind telling other people to buy first pretending to make a call.

3. The Paper Geng
These don’t have time to talk. They just write the name of the condom they want in a shit of paper. They are the no stress gang

4. The Beggers
These set of people can go any length to beg anyone around to buy a condom from them in the pharmacy. They don’t mind tipping you, all they do is stand by the side and wait for you.

5. Whisper
These don’t mind going into the mouth of the sellers. They go straight to meet the sellers and speak softly into their years. All of a sudden you see them collecting a pack in nylon and saying, ” Bros Nice one...

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Re: Funny Ways Guys Act When Trying To Buying A Condom by Acekidc4(m): 9:58am On Dec 10, 2020
Make I Siddon Look

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Re: Funny Ways Guys Act When Trying To Buying A Condom by Bornsinner7: 10:22am On Dec 10, 2020
I smell sin

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Re: Funny Ways Guys Act When Trying To Buying A Condom by Fvckhypocrite(f): 12:37pm On Dec 10, 2020
Bornsinner7:
I smell sin
Yeye dey smell

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Re: Funny Ways Guys Act When Trying To Buying A Condom by money121(m): 1:34pm On Dec 10, 2020
Ok
Re: Funny Ways Guys Act When Trying To Buying A Condom by Maxikenna(f): 1:35pm On Dec 10, 2020
Ok

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Re: Funny Ways Guys Act When Trying To Buying A Condom by Igbankpa(m): 1:35pm On Dec 10, 2020
Bros goodnews give me bad name for area...e deh always send me go buy condom when I Still be smallie but mama cherry no know say no be me deh use am, now if I deh pass women deh pursue their daughters enter house, them deh see me as doist.

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Re: Funny Ways Guys Act When Trying To Buying A Condom by classicfrank4u(m): 1:35pm On Dec 10, 2020
Op how you take know? You dey work for pharmacy? undecided

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Re: Funny Ways Guys Act When Trying To Buying A Condom by Kevinsamba: 1:35pm On Dec 10, 2020
smiley
Re: Funny Ways Guys Act When Trying To Buying A Condom by MrWondah(m): 1:35pm On Dec 10, 2020
You no add us. Me no send anybody o. As I enter na so I go shout "madam give me condom".
If Bani dey there na to ask her "Babe, I wan buy condom which one you go fit suggest?"
No be everybody dey shame

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Re: Funny Ways Guys Act When Trying To Buying A Condom by slawormiir: 1:35pm On Dec 10, 2020
Damnnn niggarrrr
Isoright....
All these people you mentioned are not real niggarrrrs
A real niggarr don't act funny when buying a condom

He is real.....he walks there with confidence and say it loud that he wants a condom
He doesn't give a fuckkk what people will say

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Re: Funny Ways Guys Act When Trying To Buying A Condom by Kobicove(m): 1:35pm On Dec 10, 2020
If you're not careful you will end up buying stuff you don't really need grin

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Re: Funny Ways Guys Act When Trying To Buying A Condom by Kharol1234: 1:35pm On Dec 10, 2020
I know they kukuma use condom grin

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Re: Funny Ways Guys Act When Trying To Buying A Condom by YorubaKinging: 1:36pm On Dec 10, 2020
The end is near

Righteousness89 thinks Donald Trump is God's sent

Sent to do what exactly

To recognize fake Jerusalem and fake Israelites?

He will die in office and you'll be ashamed

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Re: Funny Ways Guys Act When Trying To Buying A Condom by meum: 1:36pm On Dec 10, 2020
grin grin waka enter shop buy your condom & go. The person you are afraid might judge you isn't better than you. Besides buying a condom shows you are responsible.

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Re: Funny Ways Guys Act When Trying To Buying A Condom by XOGBADO(m): 1:36pm On Dec 10, 2020
Buying a condom and taking a girl for abortion; which is more shameful? grin
Lol... Why would I even be ashamed of buying a condom.

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Re: Funny Ways Guys Act When Trying To Buying A Condom by markidoo(m): 1:36pm On Dec 10, 2020
I walk in boldly and place my order,if you like make you be Angel Gabriel for the counter I no send you my mind dey for the to-to wia I wan knack

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Re: Funny Ways Guys Act When Trying To Buying A Condom by madampresident(f): 1:36pm On Dec 10, 2020
Pastor Righteousness come oo cheesy

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Re: Funny Ways Guys Act When Trying To Buying A Condom by Muhylonaire007: 1:36pm On Dec 10, 2020
grin
Wetin concern me concern pharmacy?
I buy my shit from Aboki shops grin grin grin ;DI don't need to buy irrelevant things, and I don't need to be shy buying it.

Adamu, gimme kiss.... Very simple something grin

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Re: Funny Ways Guys Act When Trying To Buying A Condom by ManTiger(m): 1:36pm On Dec 10, 2020
Naso nah
Re: Funny Ways Guys Act When Trying To Buying A Condom by lathrowinger: 1:36pm On Dec 10, 2020
shocked
Re: Funny Ways Guys Act When Trying To Buying A Condom by hakym619(m): 1:36pm On Dec 10, 2020
I'm holy.

What are u guys saying?

Iyama

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Re: Funny Ways Guys Act When Trying To Buying A Condom by Tobloc(m): 1:36pm On Dec 10, 2020
grin
Re: Funny Ways Guys Act When Trying To Buying A Condom by NevetsIbot(m): 1:36pm On Dec 10, 2020
God forbid I pretend to buy something I'm gon pay for.


If you develop cold feet cos of just condom, how would you buy postpills?


I think this only applies to teenagers

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Re: Funny Ways Guys Act When Trying To Buying A Condom by pickatyouu: 1:36pm On Dec 10, 2020
There isn't any funny way. If you are scared to get condom, be bold to accept a disease or pregnancy.
Every body fvck. The only difference is you aren't the one fvcking them.




Check my signature if you have a car. It might interest you

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Re: Funny Ways Guys Act When Trying To Buying A Condom by Manofwisdom85(m): 1:36pm On Dec 10, 2020
No mind dem. I Dey always laugh when my guys Dey go buy condom. Him go Dey hide. Like wtf. My chemist man Dey buy pack of condom week I. Week out who come Dey buy them? Well as for me I no Dey shame. But still no be say I go enter chemist come Dey shout give me 3 Durex. Lol

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Re: Funny Ways Guys Act When Trying To Buying A Condom by Favemmzar200(m): 1:36pm On Dec 10, 2020
grin grin grin
Re: Funny Ways Guys Act When Trying To Buying A Condom by AFvckingAlpha(m): 1:37pm On Dec 10, 2020
The fvck

Niggarr!!

Real niggarrs go into that store and get the CD and dont flinch cos aint no need to get shy of sex.

I remember my final year in Unilorin not very long ago, when I escorted one of gee wey dey sick go clinic as a real niggarr.

After a long time on one of the benches waiting beofore seeing a doctor, we got to the pharmacy end to collect his drugs. Om sighting the condoms, instinct just made me get some CD's, despite the fact folks were around and we left after getting the drugs.

We went to the famous Item 7 to get some meals and on our way going back to the faculty of life sciences, some girls passing by joked about me picking CD's in the clinic.

I had to leave my sick friend and joined in the laugh for a minute. They were 3 freshers who lived in a new private hostel on campus and had also accompanied a sick friend to the clinic.

I had to collect one's number and joined my niggar back. I had to come to campus for night class some days later and the rest you could figure out yaself.

I said what I said.

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Re: Funny Ways Guys Act When Trying To Buying A Condom by captainamiedi1: 1:37pm On Dec 10, 2020
I don't have that time. I tell them straight. Madam give me kiss or durex. Na STD bad pass. Why I go shame?? Go and tell my father na.

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Re: Funny Ways Guys Act When Trying To Buying A Condom by adamooye: 1:37pm On Dec 10, 2020
My guy falls in the waiting category, one day he waited until the girl vex go�

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Re: Funny Ways Guys Act When Trying To Buying A Condom by Akvisto: 1:37pm On Dec 10, 2020
no to need of been shy, go straight to point smiley

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