What is the weirdest rule a landlord/Lady has ever given you?

Came to read lies...

Dey sey make we no dey pound yam for the house. i sey sho.

I don't give them that audacity. What the hell ? I don't pay you hard earned cash to make rules for me. I can't even live with them cos l mey not have time to pay homage.

Back at UNN. I lived at the Staff Quarters BQ. One night the previous tenant nearly killed a girl with weed overdose and excess nacking and she ran out naked screaming deliriously "Anwuo mo!" meaning "I am dead o!".

So Rule. No overnight harboring of babe or nacking for that matter.

So anytime I invited a lady overnight we learnt to nack IN SILENCE. And then she became scarce by 5.30 before madam came on inspection. Chai! School days

No watching or Listening to Foreign Music and that it must always be Nigerian. Like say she dey inside my house... Can you imagine. Mtcheew

Damnnn niggarrrr
Isoright....
He says no too much friends...I was like what da fuckkkkkkkkkk is this one saying
Imagine telling a real niggarr not to allow his real niggarrrrs into his house
I just laughed and pay his rent.....make him allow me enter the house first....
Na when I enter the house he nor fit talk again

Weed and bottles dey blaze everywhere for the house with my real niggarrrrs

Didn’t we go over this a week ago or something very similar.

To avoid the suck away getting full in time that I must shit once in a day

I've never made the mistake of living in the same space with the Landlord. That's when you'll be subjected to all manners of wierd "dos and don'ts"

No smoking of weed

That am not allowed to bring in visitors pass 9pm

The end is near

Prepare

E plenty that year
. Don’t allow female wey no be your mama or wife for compound last 7pm(nah Muslim house)
. No dog
. No smoke
. No loud music
Even if I Dey back for afternoon my landlord fit off My light Or call my gone sef. I had to take off

i dont want to see you butt nekkid strolling around my compound

A topic very similar to this to this made FP few days ago. I can't help buh wonder why this also made FP, Is NL finally losing its touch?
And how in God's name did this make FP within few minutes of posting? Where are the moderators? There are more important topics that should make FP buh are being ignored by the learned moderators.

The gate locks at 6pm.

Dammnn Niggarr

I fvcked all the rules till I became the caretaker of the compound.

Took alot to achieve that feat

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Isoright

Damn niigaaa
Issorite niigaaa

Make I no use hotplate even though no be prepaid we dey use and the money we pay always is tantamount to using hotplate on a prepaid..
Sleep outside of you come home anything past 9pm..
Dont bring in friends..
And so on and so fort..
I was given 20 commandments written on A4 paper...
Adhere to the rules for 3months..
When Iron later hit Iron, one iron finally bend sha...

Uchelyn30:
What is the weirdest rule a landlord/Lady has ever given you?

I should date her daughter if I was going to have an extension on my rent.

I am here to read lies and movies scripts

I shouldn't leave or be back to the house once its 8pm

pocohantas:
Didn’t we go over this a week ago or something very similar.

Use of WhatsApp is not Allowed within her apartment

Back then, my landlady before she will give you her house, you must have dvd, colored TV to avoid one tenants entering each other rooms,she told us one tenant use TV and vcd then to inpregnate another tenant wife.

We discussed this topic last week

No landlord
No landlady
So
No rules

Make I no use generator pass 9pm

Make I no play music

Rule 1: No going out after 9 pm.
Meanwhile, boy must watch champions league that usually starts then by 8 and ends around 10.

Rule 2: No bringing of more than 2 visitors weekly. She said this is too avoid the soak-away getting full quickly.

Landlady told me not to bring any woman to the house as she has beautiful daughters around that one can pick from. I was like, unto wetin nah!!!